Front page please

Can you remember the famous off your mic video


That was Tunji Ojo vs Akpabio… …when Akpabio wanted to start mentioning names of beneficiaries, he was told to off his mic.


The rot starts from the head…


…and Tunji Ojo should know more than yellow pawpaw


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/414990-nddc-akpabio-meets-probe-panel-others.html?tztc=1

The loot under Buhari was mind boggling!

bestpunterever:
 
https://punchng.com/breaking-no-moon-sighted-fasting-continues-tomorrow-nscia/

Will the holidays still hold?

Two Nigerias

Nigeria North: Where Yunusa committed no crime by abducting and underaged, taking her to the North, converting her and having canal knowledge of a minor. It is not a Crime in that Nigeria.

Nigeria South: Where we are all asleep to the reality of two countries

N....C.....AN

South dey work North dey chop

Wike an our man...eee

Kemii

wike!!!!

After their embassy was forced to write a disclaimer

....

... the unaware is against any attempt to fight Boko Haram

Okay o.

What are the plans in Enugu for the following:
1. Coverall PPEs
2. Face masks and Shields
3. Gloves
4. Ventilators...


Abi na to dey gba gburur gburu when the issues set in

Na wah o, saw this video too

Hmmm

Internal transfer

meanwhile, front page material. Hopefully Nigerians will suggest something that will help the speech writers abi shoe shiners

By 7pm, one lame President is going to bore us all with another weak, emotionless pre-recorded essay reading. Mainly to prove to one online sensation that he is alive.

He will not take questions. He won’t talk about any of these things you are asking.

Let us focus on encouraging GTBank, Lagos State Governor and other health professionals who are working hard to ensure that this monster doesn’t consume us all.

Let us focus on enlightening our rural area dwellers. We are currently on our own.

Do your part! Stay home, stay safe!

This Sunday, Pray at Home!

These kids are better taken care of than the roaming almajiri all over kano nah

Anyway, kidnapping is a crime and must be stopped

Good development!!!

But, how many suspects were arrested at the Kaduna torture school?

OKO

Simplyleo:

For dunderheads who will soon start barking like rabbid dogs without the slimmest knowledge of this newly acquired equipment.

According to the report, the calibrating services of this equipment used to be contracted to SA at a whopping cost of $500k every 6 months, wtf.

And to think the thought of acquiring this equipment after over 2 decades of lacking same never occurred to previous successive administrations speaks volumes of how "they really cared" for the self sufficiency of this country. Of course they wouldn't since perhaps the aviation ministers criminally enrich themselves through those lapses. Imagine, $8.5m, they refused to buy despite the huge revenue and depleted foreign reserves. 

Sons of dogs whose future were being eaten up by those past leaders will still not hesitate to show buhari the full length of their tongues on this account. Smh. 

God bless President Muhammadu Buhari 
God bless Nigeria and Nigerians.

Government has no business in business.
This $8.5million asset will park and rust
Maintenance cost nko?
Will it last for 2 decades?
Note that the so called “whooping” amount spent in the last 2 decades was $10million.

Automotive1:


The Federal Government of Nigeria on Thursday took delivery of a $8.5m (₦3.1 Billion) calibration aircraft that will serve in the calibration of navigational aids across Nigerian airports.

According to the Minister of Aviation, Hadi Sirika, who tweeted the development via his official Twitter handle, the aircraft would help make Nigeria’s airspace safer.

He said :


The minister also added that :


Sirika said what informed the government to procure the aircraft was that when it was reconstructing the Abuja airport runway, there was the need recalibrate all the landing aids at the time, which was actually the requirement.

“This is to ensure they are working in perfect order,”

He, however, noted that at that time Nigeria did not have the capability as a country.

https://autojosh.com/federal-government-takes-delivery-of-n3-1-billion-calibration-aircraft/

Past 2 decades we had non:

[s]Contracting from SA: $500k x 20 = $10million[/s]

Contracting from SA: $500k x 20 x 2 = $20million

Buying = 8.5million.

Will it last for 20years??

updated:

$20 million actually

But what about additional costs?
Why dont we make this place conducive for business men to set these things up where they are needed in Nigeria?

Bole shop

funny thing is that:

1. If guys beat a lady for same offence, we all will ask for jail terms for the beaters

2. If you ask the guy beaten to come and testify in court, he will deny that ladies beat him...he will rather say..."no woman can touch me"


That is what men suffer all in the name of "manning up"

Wikipedia said we didn’t win o

Can someone translate the statements?

What kind of English is that?

Eziokwu!!!!

nahinbdis:
In Nigerian banks, we tie rope to Pens so that customers will not 'thief' it. In Canada, a Bank like RBC leaves umbrellas at corners for customers' use.

We need attitudinal change.

I think abject poverty is the cause of most petty theft in Nigeria.

SOLD

na wa o

That is the downside of partnering with a bigger brand.
The big brand can exploit the smaller brand because there are other smaller brands ready to join the big brand

Do you have need for logos? Do you want to re-brand your business?