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usbcable: whats your problem with age?
you keep yabbing about 2 years older at any given post.

I tire for you sef.

I hope you are not agitated? Or did i lie?
Anyways,@bolded,where and where did u see me yab about age?

usbcable: Barca fans will not want that.

Just so that they can say Ronnie failed.

Hopefully Portugal wont bleep up like they did against Isreal H/A.

You are Wrong bro...As a matter of fact,i want to see Ronaldo in the World cup...I want to see Ibrahimovic too..I want to see all the best players there...But then,i dont do the qualifying,they do! Its a pity Ronaldo will have to go through playoffs....Regardless whatever,i stil hope to see him there!!

rationalmind: Lol, its me again n I've been cool.

Like I always say, I believe in the words of Buddha. "Doubt everything, find your own light"

Hmmmmm...Thats cool shaa.....I Hope finding your own light doesnt lead You into stepping into another Person's{light!} anyway!

smartmom: While they are in the early learning mode, teach them that cleaning up like washing the plates and cooking utensils is a VITAL part of cooking. Especially if they are boys( all men seem to have a strong aversion to washing pots I wonder why?), they must imbibe that lesson.

@bolded,am guilty of that o!
Anyway,thanks for your advise..I reali do appreciate them...Thanks a lot

rationalmind: What sort of people are these? Were you blind when he said adeboye has money because he's doing the work of God? Why didn't you ask him why its a big deal then. Now that he's shown the stupi.dity and banality of the statement, you suddenly pop from no where to ask if its a big deal

You again?
Hmmmmm...Anyways,wusup?
Am just curious though,but what do you believe in?

ddippset: some very hard facts to punder really but we need to realise this: a player like messi comes around like once in 30 or 40 years. Call me persimistic but neymar isn't going to step into messi's shoes. They far too big for him. There are so many players like him or whom he would end up like since he is young-ibrahimovic, aguero, silva, rooney, robben, rvp, suarez, de maria. But to step in messi's shoe, messi comes once a lifetime. If this is the end of messi then it would be difficult not to conclude this is barca's end. Chances are still there sha, after all before messi was ronaldinho. But very very very slim.

I totally agree with You bro...Neymar can achieve whatever he wishes to achieve alongside Messi...What People fail to reali undastand is that Neymar was brought in to play two roles:
*Help the team alongside Messi{diversifying the focal point}..
*Carry the team in the absence of Messi...
.......Like you rightly pointed out,Messi is alwaz Messi,he cant be anytin less than or greater than Messi....No replacement will be like him...Neymar fully knows this,and thats why he wanted to come and learn from the Master himself....
No matter how interesting the idea of recouping Millions of Euros through Messi sale is,It will backfire against this leadership...If anything,Citizenship and bloodline alike,Messi is a pure Cule,it runs in his blood,He is one of them,and The club knows better than to Sell a Pure blood!! Until 30-32yrs,i dont see Messi going anywhere!!

Agrika: As early as 5 years, dont make it look like work make it look like fun...cos the truth of the matter is that children at that age possess an overwelming spirit of " busybody" nothing gvs dem more pleasure than helping mummy in the kitchen, start with simple tasks like cutting the onions, adding "maggi" to the stew, "tasting" the food, lol....i for example started cooking at the age of 9

Thank u veri much dear..

Mr Troll: Bros, Bill Gates IS an ATHEIST. so is Mark Zuckerberg, Alan Turin etc etc. your pretty little theory has fallen flat on its face.

So,if they are atheists,is it a big deal?

manjiggy: Nonsense! Why is it that only 'female' mermaids are seen and not male?. How do we know that these films aren't doctored?

You don hear of "Pappy water before?" ......"mermaid" na female,not male....You fit form the male version anyway!

Iaz93: Bro, are you okay?
LA liga and the UCL are still under way. So what are you talking about? As for the World Cup, they'll face Sweden in the play-offs. So Portugal chance to qualify for the World cup isn't ruled out yet.

I am okay..
There is no trophy to be Won in 2013 again bro,CR7 lost all.....
Well,as for Portugal against Sweden,i will love to see that Ibrahimovic vs C.Ronaldo flavour....

Wetin i wan ask be say:Mammy water na Mermaid?..Cuz the Mammy water i dey hear about no dey see people run away,na people dey see am run away o! Just what i have been hearing o!

Iaz93: Ronaldo just keeps scoring game after game. He does his talking on the pitch. Nothing's going to stop him from claiming the European golden boot this season.

Yet with all his goals,He couldnt qualify Portugal,nor win La liga nor UCL!!......
i laugh in Greek!

logica: Problem is, THAT midget would not need as many attempts to reach that milestone.

O boy! Laugh wan kill me o!!
With all this arguments,one will not even believe that Ronaldo gave Messi 2yrs in age lol!!

usbcable: hit ya heads on the wall all you like.

the legend has scored more free-kicks than Ronaldinho.

And yet,He is still a novice to Ronaldinho!!

[quote author=barack_o_handso]Since this one is for last season's. Performance, Messi's still the favourite. When cr7 won it, Messi was injured during the season proper, not the season after.[/quote]Nah! The Award is for the Year 2013,starting from 14th January!...
This Year alone,Messi has missed complete 3months of football compared to peepz like Ronaldo,Ribery and IbrahimMovic,but When you look at that their stats,you will be like: "ah ah,what the heck were this dudes doing while the oga at the top was injured?"
A genius said, "What will people say when Messi with all his goals,his team sits third in la liga,he couldnt win anything trophy in the year 2013,he couldnt qualify his country for the world cup straight away ?"...

[quote author=barack_o_handso]Since this one is for last season's. Performance, Messi's still the favourite. When cr7 won it, Messi was injured during the season proper, not the season after.[/quote]

If You are so Much attached to The things of This World,You will hardly think about God!
If everything is moving so good for You,you will hardly think About God!
If everyone loves you,you will hardly think about God!
If everything You lay your hands on yields great fruits,you will hardly think About God...
But the moment a single thing didnt go as u planned,the God-blame-game starts!
When you are fired in ur job for nothing,u start blaming and Question God!
....
When will people realise that This world has been flawed,and that a new world is in the coming? Anybody who wants to get it all here,should stop disturbing those aiming to get it all in the next!! Worldly attachments,Thats what confuses the soul!!
"Your mind is controlled by Your Wants and nothing More"....Any other thing aside this is a folklore.....
And lastly,If an atheist doesnt believe in God,i wonder else he will believe in....I mean,how can he/she certify that his parents gave birth to him except by a certain junky piece of Paper?!!

Mr Troll: why bother himself with our 'souls' then? and threats of HELL!!!!!!

Here is the Thing bro,He is trying to Help You...He has already seen it that If He should leave His People with all this clueless unbelievers,His people might get infested..So he is planning to build a new World,a new Universe for His people...And because two kingdoms cant exist in one,the old kingdom has to make way for the new one..Just like with humans,every rebuilding process starts with doing away with the old elements and retaining the small good in the old Elements...The Thing is,the old kingdom will fade away,and so will the people who didnt believe in the new one........And the new kingdom Will emerge!!
There must be bad belle people...Its just like in some parts of Nigeria were peepz are filled with Jealousy,and are alwaz quick to tag somebody who worked hard to earn money the legal way a ritualist......They are just lazy,and so they think everyother person is same.....

You guys Should Forget About Messi....Just put him in your prayers...........2013 is a year of Woes,but yet a blessing in disguise.....
I found this joke somewhere in Nairaland...Ah just dae laugh since i read am for Morning....
A man went into a Pharmacist shop,bought a pack of co.n.dom from the Person{owner} and started laughing weirdly as he left...The man started wondering why buying a Cd pack warrants such laughs...nothing..He shruggs it off...
The next day,the same person came and bought a pack of co.n.doms,and as he was leaving,he started laughing weirdly again to the bewilderment of the Chemist man again....
The next time being the third time,the same man came again,and after buying the Co.n.dom and laughing as he left,the chemist man told his salesgirl to follow the man and know Where he goes with the Cd that makes him laugh like that....
Few hours later,the sales girl came back..
The Man:What did you find out?
Salesgirl: i did as u said..
The Man:Where did he go to with the C.o.ndoms he bought?..
Salesgirl:To Your house sir!!

I just sit down dey watch,dey see how People are finally getting screwed!!
"still watching*..

smartmom: lol, yes they still eat my poundo, eba and soup sha! and stuff like moi moi, akara and yam porridge they still have visa for those.

Thats kul and sweet too o!

smartmom: My first 2 boys can cook basics like rice, yam ( boiled and fried), plantain and of course indomie and fried egg, oats and pap but they make such a mess of the kitchen especially pots and pans. Their only sister started cooking jollof rice and mixing stew well before she turned 10(the older boys are now 21 and 15 btw) and she cleans the kitchen like a pro. She practically begged me to allow her cook before she was even 8.You need to stimulate their interest and sometimes force their hands too. Like my older boys, I only cook for the 2 younger ones and my hubby when it comes to frying chips, plantain and yam. They either fend for themselves or starve. I tell them there is no 'omodo' so they learnt fast.

Praise them and encourage them early and they will learn. The youngest boy who is now 8 is following his sister. He cuts up onions and opens the seasoning cubes and stirs the tomatoes when I am cooking stew. He is really excited about it too. He claims he is also 'cooking'.

Wowwww!
Thats really good basics o ma'am......
Am learning.....But i kinda still want to add that they{the older two} still needs to eat mum's food sumtimes o!!

Alfoasegh: My daughter cooked Indomie for me over the weekend and she's only 8.

Woowwwwwwwww!! Thats Great and Good For You oga!

Gloriagee: Why the emphasis on the female child? At what age did YOU start cooking?

An 18 yr old is old enough to vote, should be in the uni and yes shd be able to cook.

I started cooking in my Jss3 or so.......But prior to that,it was more of observation! Guess what i was cooking then?
White Yam!!

Evestar200: It depends on the kind of kids u have,,if u like teach the kids how to cook 4rm age 4 he wont learn/ or knw the process if he/she doesnt want to learn or knw it cuz some kids are smarter and intelligent than others,,,there are 2 kids in my compound, one started entering the kitchen @age 9 and now she is 11yrs old now and she can cook very well cus she is smarter and look older than her age while the other 1 started entering kitchen @age 8 cuz her mother is very lazy,,i swear, i cant do some kind of works that little is girl doing,, thats why i always said Children whose parents are Lazy are hardworking than children whose parents are Hardworking

Thats the ironical truth my dear...You are right

[quote author=barack_o_handso]I'm telling you, he seems to love assists than goals.[/quote]The goals will start Flowing bro.....5goals with 8 assists aint a bad start so far!

Ennyhollar: There is no actual time to start. Every time u cook, she can be with you to learn. @ age 10, start by introducing her to boiling water, rice etc, with good praise to commend for her effort.

Yea,u are right...Thats what grandma did to me too,although ah no dae gree stay one place then.

Xsenga: At six months.

eh Swthrt?