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owensking:
Similar experience...

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

Fear weed!

Lol. This is so funny bro..
Chai!
This is what happens when you think you are smart.

intheclouds:
I was almost like mezie, read my topic and you'll see my experience. my advice to anyone is.. don't do it for curiosity reasons, you just wanna know how you'll react. hmm.. you can either run mad or hallucinate it's 50-50, if you wanna take, take those slim ones like normal cigarette size. don't ever try to take jumbo. besides op, do you know your friend would have been totally normal now if you guys cared, when a novice in weed gets high, he's gonna start acting up , when I took a jumbo, I told my friend I was running mad because I felt out of place, but he kept on telling me I was okay which worked, if not, I would have been mad now. second thing, when your friend is high on weed, and he's really acting up, give him garri without sugar, coffee without sugar.. and make him happy so he can realize whatever is happening is not real. after then, don't let him take weed or heavy weed till 2 months, it takes THC a long time to leave the system.

You are correct.
A friend just saw us smoking one day and decided to try out.
Along the line, dude started telling us he is really high. Lol, I told him to stop deceiving himself, that the small thing he inhaled can never get him high.
After that, he finished one tab, and was like, "this is actually good "...I told him i can't deceive him na...

Sniper4real:
I no agree for that 2nd to d last line, it can only happen If na only eating u dey eat am.

I said "the most" bro...
I can take 4 tabs and go about my normal business, but not everyone can.
I know of my guys that when they take even 3, sleep is the next thing for them.

khiaa:
I agree, alcohol is much worse than weed and it has no benefits to it except for red wine of course. Weed is legal here in California, United States and starting Jan. 2018 it will be legal to grow and sell marijuana creating more jobs. As of now we can buy cannabis oil (marijuana oil) in the health store for cooking, and using on our hair and skin. It's some good stuff.

The side affects of weed besides the high are laughter, the munchies and sleep, now what could be wrong with that? Marijuana is a godsend to people suffering with cancer because it eases the pain, gives them their appetite back which helps them to put back on some of the weight that the cancer caused them to loose and it puts laughter back into their souls, and this has been proven.

Thank you for this piece sister. Preach on!

Csami:
I don't like the way people say something they know so little or nothing about. They spread their propaganda without fact but hearsay and we both know the truth.

We have to counter their ignorance with the truth.

You are right though.

intheclouds:
this one never high.. there are three stages, especially for light headed people, when you take one joint, you'll feel like sleeping, take a second, you get high/mad(for light headed people), take probably a third and you'll be stoned, haven't been stoned and I don't plan to be. so Oga you've never been high and don't try to be curious continue taking so that you'll be sleeping.. good for you

Lol...
As you are, can you take 5 Jumbo size and top it off with Ciga (not cigarette)

Csami:
I'm so tired of those ignorant fvckers here! Take a look at this link and decide for yourself http://www.businessinsider.com/health-benefits-of-medical-marijuana-2014-4?IR=T/#rijuana-protects-the-brain-after-a-stroke-19

You even get time to bring link.
There are thousands of articles and findings showing how medicinal it is...
On a personal note, i have experimented with it in several ways.
It is only abuse that leads to the so called societal misnomer.
Weed is for relaxation. When you come back tired and exhausted, you smoke a tab and sleep; and wake up the next day fresh!!!

SuperSuave:
Weed has different effect on the human nervous system which largely depends on the amount of intake. It has been proven by scientists that it can actually cause insanity which I'm not surprised about as the 'highness' is a form of temporal insanity.

If abused...

Augustap:
Though i didn't read the post, but weed is not bad at all, as we're leaving 2019, i pray we'll see 2010 b4 entering 2001.

Lol. You are funny!

pu7pl3:
Bruh you re the one meant to back up your so called "guidiance" with facts...I've brought mine bring yours

How can someone who says that the only thing weed makes you do is sleep call me ignorant Have you even read what you typed there

I don't have your time.
And don't misquote me.

Gofwane:
Mr phil, i am of the opinion that different people react differently to certain elements.
.... please dear readers, i strongly advise you should not let your curiosity lead you into TRYING to find out how you will react to weed or any other thing like that.

Mezie lost it the very first day he tried it and will most likely remain so. I always feel guilty anytime i remember him. So the least i can do is to advise you. Trust me, it's not worth the trouble.


Ok, people, both humans and ghosts readers, thank you all for your comments. Update will be dropping later when i close from work.

Wishing you all a productive day ahead.

And yet here you are...

balaclava:
Commander in Chief of Weed Armed Forces
President of the Weed Free state
Professor Weediology

I duff my hat.
We are guided sir!

Hahahahaha...
I hail thee too bro. lol!

Csami:
We all know weed ain't as bad as alcohol but some ignorant mofos won't agree.

Op, I find your story interesting but I also find it absurd that meize went loco as a result of getting high. Maybe his village people came for him that day...maybe!

Abi o .lol

terrezo2002:
You are sounding like a high individual

Okay.

pu7pl3:
Bruh are you saying this cos you are addicted to weed and you don't want to stop or what
You said you researched..I really doubt that bruh https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000952.htm

Like i said, you can choose to be properly guided or continue to believe in your ignorance.
The benefits of marijuana far outweighs whatever negative effect you may read. As you have brought out a link showing the supposed negative effects, also research and bring us the ones showing its many medicinal benefits.
For emphasis, weed is more powerful than bitter kola.
Those things you see there can only happen in the worst case scenario of massive abuse... I'm sure you forgot to read it there as well!

SuperSuave:
Philfearon, " The most weed can do to you is force you to sleep.... nothing more!!!" I don't agree with this

What's your argument then?

Kids!!!
I remember when i first wanted to start smoking weed. What i did first was to do a heavy research on whether or not weed is actually harmful to the human body as was widely portrayed. After many weeks of research, I found out that weed is actually more beneficial than a lot of ignorant people will have you believe.
Medically speaking and health wise, weed is good for the body... This fact is irrefutable, and don't listen to hearsay from ignorant people.
However, do weed get people high and make them do silly things ? I doubt that!
People who smoke weed and get high are people who have already programmed their mind to believe 'the idea' that smoking weed will get them high....That's the simple truth.
I know all the misinformed peeps reading this will doubt what i just said, but it will not change the fact. This fact has been tested and certified even on people with so called "light brain".
Thinking that you can do things when you smoke weed, which you can't normally do in your normal state is the biggest lie misinformed people spread about.
Somehow, I just had to take out time to write this. It's all in the psyche, a mind thing. Infact, alcohol will get high than smoking weed will.
The most weed can do to you is force you to sleep.... nothing more!!!
Take it or leave it, but be properly guided.

I use to watch this thing live on TV back then. Loved the exhibitions, especially the cultural dances.
But now, going nakéd on social media is the new cultural festival!!

The time is no longer 7:45pm.
It is now 8:45pm; correct accordingly..

terrezo2002:
Congratulations on your belief

Congratulations too on your belief!!!

terrezo2002:
he that lives in love does not fear. There is no fear in love for perfect love casts all fears away. So I am living a life of hope that one day I shall see my creator in His Majesty. I am living the life of hope that one day there won't be crying, night, sorrow, sin, death, war, hunger, thirst etc. My time here on earth is to prepare for eternity, it is not a waste. I am also not stupid because I am sure of what I believe. It is not imagination, it is the fact.

I believe in flying Elephants. It is fact that the Flying Elephant has been saving the world from countless alien attacks over the years.
He even sent his son, the Tuskman to America to help police the world and keep us all in the right track for His eternal salvation.
What a marvelous God the Flying Elephant is!!!

terrezo2002:
It is you that needs to rethink. It means you are still backward for having no knowledge about your life after death. You are waiting to die before you discover the truth

Why bother about life after death when you are currently wasting your current life with fear and stûpid imaginations about afterlife

terrezo2002:
There is heaven and there is hell. The devil does not want you to know this. When you die, you will understand this fact.

And you have died and here to tell us all about it right?
Rethink your life bro!!

Ubenedictus:
you are God who sees men's heart or you are lying about something you don't know about.

See you... I have a girlfriend who is a girlfriend to one even. And i knew already even before i met her!!

SpecialAdviser:
Well, what more can I say? I wish him well on his decision. It doesn't in any way make him condemned.

One fact is that the gate of hell cannot prevail against the church Christ himself established
We Catholics should learn to love our priests. These guys are really trying and their vow of celibacy is just very difficult in this sex age. They are all human beings like us with body and blood. They suffer to fetch souls in a most difficult conditions.

PLEASE STOP CONDEMNING PRIESTS. STOP GOSSIPING ABOUT THEM AS WELL. PRAY FOR THEM DAILY.

Celibacy my foot.
99.9% of them have girlfriends and Fûck!

Minemrys:
that m0vie would've had a 5% rating. Watch out for shazam! Rating.

It's a pity though how they hate DC comics this much!!

Minemrys:
Eh! So JL trailers are dark? What would u say abt captain america the winter soldier/ age of ultr0n trailers then?

Captain America is the only real serious Marvel movie without all those silly unnecessary jokes..
But you are right though, the dark thing is light!

chrisbaxtian:
haven't they admitted that it's going to be lighter?

All the trailers are still dark.

I was just wondering how the media would have roasted DC comics if they did a crappy movie like Spiderman : Homecoming.

chrisbaxtian:
I wish they could maintain the dark theme! but unfortunately they bowed to pressure. anyway... let's hope for the best and prepare for the worse

How?

At the OP, honestly, it's okay to cry.
All i see in your post is a fòol whining about advising other people, when he himself needs the advice the most.
To even think you are still talking about MMM at this point... Chai!!! MMM really finish you!