Have always wanted to own a bike... Wish I had that much I would have purchased it sharp sharp... Better luck next tym

Oops I Don miss road sorry politicians but...

Now I know why people think we Nigerians are shady.. Linda talked about the success of jumia's black Friday like she wasn't paid to do so SMH ... Its one of the biggest corporate scam I have witnessed lately and I think such unfortunate scams should not be repeated again...
as a website its a total failure, cheap, and lacks credibility, it failed woefully to handle the traffic generated by their offers, they claimed they were surprised at the traffic that it overwhelmed them.. . JUMIA... You know Nigerians like cheap quality things with all due respect..to my people. You should have been prepared for the traffic running into millions of hits per minute...
Secondly your so called mega offers, most especially the S5 Samsung and PS4 which I tried to purchase is a scam and your reputation to make good offers well by my standard has diminished greatly because jumia is not credible....
The S5 samsung saga, immediately the offer came out it was sold out already, I have almost 100 internet users in my officeoffice area and most people were excited to purchase the phone so our hands never left F5 button, we have an internet with 12mb consistent download speed that is super fast and reliable immediately the first offer came in on the site for the phone it was already sold out everyone was checking, internet is not post office that takes 2 days to get to its destination... The website kept crying as it couldnt cope with the traffic from potential buyers...
When the sold out marking finally went off if you click on buy now nothing will happen or it will tell you the website didn't expect this much people and its being updated for new deals .... All day I tried but to no avail well its all good at least I manage to get a 43 inch Samsung TV which also had a good deal on it although its not the mega deal I was hoping to get.
Conspiracy theorem
I think jumia possibility registered bogus accounts to purchase if not all then most of the S5 samsung phones and ps4 so they can sell it later for the sites price or slightly lower, don't forget Samsung rep gave them the phones as part of their black Friday bonus/bonanza and they will show evidence of people booking for the phone to the Samsung rep.
JUMIA just LOST it credibility

Now I know why people think we Nigerians are shady.. Linda talked about the success of jumia's black Friday like she wasn't paid to do so SMH ... Its one of the biggest corporate scam I have witnessed lately and I think such unfortunate scams should not be repeated again...
as a website its a total failure, cheap, and lacks credibility, it failed woefully to handle the traffic generated by their offers, they claimed they were surprised at the traffic that it overwhelmed them.. . JUMIA... You know Nigerians like cheap quality things with all due respect..to my people. You should have been prepared for the traffic running into millions of hits per minute...
Secondly your so called mega offers, most especially the S5 Samsung and PS4 which I tried to purchase is a scam and your reputation to make good offers well by my standard has diminished greatly because jumia is not credible....
The S5 samsung saga, immediately the offer came out it was sold out already, I have almost 100 internet users in my officeoffice area and most people were excited to purchase the phone so our hands never left F5 button, we have an internet with 12mb consistent download speed that is super fast and reliable immediately the first offer came in on the site for the phone it was already sold out everyone was checking, internet is not post office that takes 2 days to get to its destination... The website kept crying as it couldnt cope with the traffic from potential buyers...
When the sold out marking finally went off if you click on buy now nothing will happen or it will tell you the website didn't expect this much people and its being updated for new deals .... All day I tried but to no avail well its all good at least I manage to get a 43 inch Samsung TV which also had a good deal on it although its not the mega deal I was hoping to get.
Conspiracy theorem
I think jumia possibility registered bogus accounts to purchase if not all then most of the S5 samsung phones and ps4 so they can sell it later for the sites price or slightly lower, don't forget Samsung rep gave them the phones as part of their black Friday bonus/bonanza and they will show evidence of people booking for the phone to the Samsung rep.
JUMIA just LOST it credibility.

Its a big scam and I stand to be corrected, I am an online shopping addict and when I see one i know one.... Apart from the fact that jumia couldn't handle the traffic coming to it from millions of potential buyers and subscribers no one that I know of and from checking their Facebook page the Samsung s5 is a scam on its own, because after managing to open the page, immediately you click buy now you will get no response, I Managed to get the 43 inch Samsung TV so when the rep called me to be sure I wanted the TV I made an enquiry about the S5 the rep laughed and said they are out of stock, I said but I have been monitor the site for updates and the phone appeared as sold out when posted, my internet is super fast as i use a 12mb download speed internet the rep said she is sorry the phones where limited, if you are not ready,don't make offers for black Friday when you have only 5 s5 Samsung phone and kept Nigerians glued to their devices please jumia stop decieving people with such 419 tactics most of the products where complete scams to attract people including the PS4 after a while because looking at other websites abroad having offers for black Friday jumia especially for the S5 samsung looked like the cheapest worldwide that raised my initial suspicion.

am i suppose to read all these yeye and unquotable quotes

A chinese man will buy one of the clean stove and wonder bag tear them open analyize the technology behind the devices and how to make it better and cheaper... then set up a 2 billion naira company to mass produce it to the rest of the world and make 100s of billions as profit over a period.... Now thats wisdom

Yeske2:
He knew the consequences of his action before embarking on it so no pity.

I second your statement .... Nigerians are treated as fifth class citizens worldwide because of a few bad eggs like this... So if he knew the risks and still carried out the mission well bye bye coz the Malaysian authority will surely kill you..

A Kogi State university lecturer in the Faculty of Agriculture, Prof Otitolaiye was killed on Friday Nov. 21st in the state. According to students who are asking police to investigate his murder, he was on his way to to eat at a place near Stadium Road in Ayingba, when some armed men double-crossed his vehicle at gun point, put him inside their vehicle and drove away.

His body was found the next day Saturday Nov. 22nd at Ejule village in Ofu LGA of Kogi state. They say his wife is heavily pregnant. The police have started investigating the incident.

LoL.... Wishing him all the best....My Guy

oloworulz:
mumu Boî, like I said , I don't brag. U re d one dat told me u and ur family has cowries dollars . Besides, "Olowo " is my surname , so tell ur blind brother that he is wrong.

Its all good thanks signing out

oloworulz:
I don't brag, but my name should tell u more. Mr dollar; go and count ur cowries. Don't forget to keep some for ur people ....

LoL... Your name? Oloworulz hahahhahaahaahahahaha... Even I blind man knows money rulez... And empty vessels makes the loudest noise, people who are made don't make noise....

oloworulz:
don't forget to count more dollars , don't forget ur family wanna be like u. Poor dude

LoL.... Shoes are seriously oversized and stupendously cheap, alaba thing right? your cheap nigg@.... if thats your folks house I see there you are highly impoverished... My dogs cage are better than that crap you call a sitting room oops parlour....

Oloworulz... I give up I have seen your picture now I understand... I take back all I have said to you I don't like oppressing anyone.... If i offended you sorry.... Just wanted to make trouble today but I will pass... Need to get to a glo1 base station to fix these crazy network cards.... like your shoes anyway

oloworulz:
your brain is filled with kunu. I pity u...... Ode said he's paid in dollars. Ode jati jati

Oops 56234 views, 466 likes, 35 shares in total and counting front page things... Had more likes than comments, then just one dislike comment from a destitute beggar ... Well I will pass... You are laughable

oloworulz:
hahahaha. Funny guy, i know ppul like you. I thought every successful man always use their brain to comment. I hope your family members are also dying to be in ur positon too. Dollar ko, rupees ni. Flat brain

Hahahahahaahahahaahaa.... Frustration no good oh

SenatorJames:



For the sake of knowledge, your last statement should have been "...to earn a living and educate themselves...".


Anyway, lesson learnt.

Thank you sir... I really appreciate....
No one can monopolize knowledge thanks for the correction.

oloworulz:
u are not smart at all, i wonder how u got so much likes. A man is fighting for his right and risking his life. Well, i dont blame you, u dnt knw ur right, also u dont dream to b at d top. Dats y ppul wil always fight 4u and dats y u wil always beg 4 ur right. from ur comment alone, u cant be a leader, u look like a long time follower. Zombie i mean.

LoL, sorry to burst your bubbles but I am smarter than you will ever be for not even battering words with you to start with, secondly its quite unfortunate and heart wrenching that out of the hundreds of likes and comments only you didn't see any humor there, I am not talking as a politician or youth leader just as a Nigerian, thirdly I know my right and I am well acquainted with the Nigerian constitution but unfortunately i dont flog a dead horse or argue with people who cant see pass their nose you are highly laughable because where I am today is where millions of Nigerians are dying to be, I can beat my chest today and say thank you God for the Grace, I earn my salary in Dollars I earn seven figures thanks to dollar rate, there is an orphanage I am single handedly sponsoring, I was brought a lot of road projects and community sensitization project to different parts of the state I am a political leader and activist well known in my state, I am heading for the top no doubt because my dues has been paid and my cards played... Well its sad to know impoverish Nigerians are the saddest people ever.... But what can I do... Nothing... Just watch them sulking and see how I could help the ones willing to be helped..

He jumped one fence and walked to the complex and he is sweating like this? what of millions of nigerians that walk kilometers, jump gutters, jump fences, cross bridges and roads, paddle canoe to places of work and school everyday to earn a living and educated themselves what should they do then well just asking....

just in case you missed out this was the initial response by Osho baba to fayose guy man...

Don’t Join Me In Your Gangsterism, Oshiomhole Tells Fayose

The Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, on Thursday urged his Ekiti State counterpart, Governor Ayodele Fayose, not to drag his (Oshiomhole) name into the “political gangsterism that has become peculiar with the Ekiti State Governor.”

Oshiomhole spoke in reaction to a statement credited to the Ekiti Governor that he (Oshiomhole) shut down the Edo State House of Assembly and relocated sitting to the Government House.

The Edo Governor, in a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Peter Okhiria, said that there was no crisis in state assembly, adding that 15 of the 24-member Assembly were members of the All Progressives Congress, while the other nine were of the Peoples Democratic Party.

He explained that of the nine PDP members, three were on suspension while the seat of another member had been declared vacant, which he said reduced the number of PDP lawmakers in the house.

While noting that decorum, respect and responsibility were elements of governance, Oshiomhole urged his Ekiti counterpart to “stop dropping the name of Governor Adams Oshiomhole to shore up his jaded image.”

Oshiomhole said, “We find it utterly laughable and as the height of political childishness for the Ekiti State Governor to hide behind his media aides and seek to drag the name of the Governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole, into his crude gangster tactics which he has re-introduced into Ekiti politics, less than two months after assuming office.

“If the Ekiti Governor is too lazy to read and too politically illiterate to know what is happening in Edo State House of Assembly, we expected his psychedelic media aides to simply shut their loud mouths rather than behave like capering neophytes.

“Even a kindergarten knows that 15 is greater than 5. So if five PDP members decide to sit with three suspended members and another, whose seat was declared vacant in a chamber which is undergoing renovation, then we can at best regard that as the height of crass legislative irresponsibility.

“It is ridiculous to even contemplate that the Ekiti Governor and his media aides do not know that 15 is greater than five! For sure, they seem engrossed with their stomach infrastructure mantra, such a dubious contraption which can only be contrived by an ideologically clueless and gluttonous administration.

“But for the kind of democracy we practice in Nigeria, where the PDP promotes and condones all manners of illegalities, inanities and shenanigans which have become the second nature of that party, Ayodele Fayose would have been cooling off his heels in gaol rather than brandishing the appellation of being a Governor.

“We are thoroughly ashamed that Ekiti, hitherto known as the fountain of knowledge, is being reduced to a mindless bubble by a man running her affairs without a discernible direction like a drowning man clutching desperately at flotsam.

“If Ekiti people, with all their avowed sophistication and intellectuality, have elected to present a political rascal as their number one citizen, so be it; but they must understand that there is a huge difference between character and infamy.”

Punch.

Youth Corp members serving in Rivers state are currently staging a protest at the NYSC Rivers camp, over nonpayment of allowance. The Corpers have barricaded the gate of the NYSC camp. The military personnel stationed there are in support of the protest...
Pay us our money we no go gree

Hon. Kawu Sumaila pictured here taking a break after jumping the fence at the Assembly ground yesterday. He was also the one who charged at David Mark asking him to leave the chambers during yesterday's commotion. He later took off his suit to rest after all the running around, looking quite exhausted.
The guy don see oba..

Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state and Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State are having the best media war of the year award. Yesterday Governor Oshiomole blasted Governor Fayose saying;

"If the Ekiti Governor is too lazy to read and too politically illiterate to know what is happening in Edo State House of Assembly, we expected his psychedelic media aides to simply shut their loud mouths rather than behave like capering neophytes."

Me no say na patrick obiagbon na im write the whole script...lol



Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has told the Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole to keep his mouth shut and stop meddling in Ekiti State issues.

The governor said Oshiomhole lacked moral rights to comment on happenings in the Ekiti State House of Assembly, having locked up the Edo State House of Assembly for over six months.

A statement issued by the Special Assistant to the Governor on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka read; "It is unfortunate that we are in a country where people who should naturally bury their heads in shame still speak.

"Aides of a supposed Comrade Governor, who look a hapless widow in the eyes and told her to "go and die" ought to know that they lack moral rights to speak in a saner clime.

"However, because we are in a Nigeria where anything goes, aides of a governor like Adams Oshiomhole, who relocated the sittings of his State House of Assembly to his bedroom in the Edo State Government House can open their oppressive mouths and defend the indefensible.

"Is it proper for a State House of Assembly to sit in the Government House? Should a State House of Assembly complex be put under locks and keys for six months? And can actions taken in the sitting of a House of Assembly held inside the Edo State Government House be said to have stamp of legality?

"Here we are with a supposed progressive Comrade Governor perpetuating ilegalities in Edo State with lawmakers of his party, APC sitting exclusively in the Government House where he resides with his wife and children, and instead of his aides to remove the timber in their boss' eyes, they are getting concerned with the toothpicks in another person eyes.

"The reality is that whether the APC lawmakers are 15 or 5, the lawmakers cannot sit anywhere else apart from the State House of Assembly. Or are they saying that the National Assembly can also relocate to Tafawa Balewa Square in Lagos?

"It is our advise that Governor Adams Oshiomhole should solve the problems in the Edo State House of Assembly and stop meddling in the Ekiti State affairs because on June 21, 2014, the people elected their governor in person of Peter Ayodele Fayose, and millions of APC evil machinations cannot stop him from governing Ekiti State for four years."
the question remains does 2 wrongs make it right, can 2 mad people change the world? well the ball they una court

This is a question Mr President,... R. Abati, Omokri Should answer instead of ranting on twitter like uncultured vagabons. we will not stand and watch injustice smile on the people, this is not just because a friend and brother Mr Samuel B. Eyengho was unduly brutalised and is still unaccounted for or the innocent journalists doing their job, this raging Dog must be put on a short leash else even the gods are wise.

Find the press statement from Festus Keyamo Chambers below...

We have been briefed by the family members and friends of the following persons who were kidnapped, tortured and nearly killed (along with some journalists) by the hirelings of one Government Ekpemupolo (alias Tompolo) on Sunday, November 16, 2014, in Delta State: 1.) Mr. Eyengho B. Samuel 2.) Tokunbor Oluwaleye 3.) Kelvin Tuduo 4.) Ekpen 5.) Edema Eburajolor 6.) Otos Lemun and 7.) Dolor Emmanuel. Please continue..



The facts are that the aforementioned boys (hereinafter referred to as “the seven victims”), together with some journalists from different media houses went to Ogidingben in Delta State on Sunday, November 16, 2014, to get first-hand coverage of the crises leading to the cancellation of the commissioning of the EPZ Project by President Jonathan two days earlier. Recall that I raised an alarm last week about the threat by Tompolo in respect of the commissioning of the project by the President. True to the alarm, the President called off the commissioning because of the threat by Tompolo.


When leaving the venue, the journalists were joined on the boat by the seven victims, three of whom were given a free ride, one was a boat driver and three were from the company that owns the boat.


On their way from Ogidingben after their assignments, the seven victims and the journalists were stopped in their boats and blocked by more than ten other boats loaded with fierce-looking and armed hooligans around an area called Tebujo, which is also near an area called Opuraja. The seven victims and the journalists were then evacuated from their boat into one of the boats of the hooligans. Along the line, Tompolo called and spoke with one of the journalists and he confirmed that he sent the hooligans to accost them and that they should “co-operate” with his boys.


The seven victims and the journalists were then taken to Tompolo’s house in Opuraja where they were beaten to pulp by Tompolo’s boys. The cameras of the journalists were all seized and the memory cards were removed so that they could not show what they went to cover. Unknown to them however, the journalists all had back-ups of their materials in their external hard disks which Tompolo’s boys did not see and seize.


It was a near-death experience for all the victims and in particular for Mr. Tokunbor Oluwaleye who is suffering from internal bleeding and is in a critical condition till today. It took the intervention of Naval and Army personnel in the area for the victims and journalists to be rescued from the hands of Tompolo’s boys later that evening.


Sirs, your failure to simply carry out your statutory duties of arrest, investigation and prosecution of Tompolo for his various acts of lawlessness is now a national and an international embarrassment to the Government of President Goodluck Jonathan. It is disgusting to all men of normal minds to see a private citizen strutting all over the place, threatening lives, abducting citizens, (perhaps silently killing voiceless persons) and you hide your heads in the sand. Yet, he moves about with nearly a whole platoon of Army and security personnel that even a serving Governor cannot get. What is going on?


Recall that I wrote a complaint of the open threat to my life by the same individual nearly two weeks ago, yet you have not even done as little as write me an acknowledgment letter. It is such a shame. This unhealthy romance between government officials in high places and this individual raises strong suspicion over, perhaps, some criminal dalliance in relation to shady deals. I am confident that time will tell us better. There is no better way to see this. But I have decided that enough is enough.


TAKE NOTICE that if within 72 hours of the receipt of this petition you fail, refuse and/or neglect to invite/arrest, investigate and perhaps prosecute Mr. Government Ekpemupolo (alias Tompolo) for the threat to my life and the attempted murder of these seven victims and the journalists, I will be proceeding to court to compel you to do your duties under the law.


I would want you to come and tell the court what is tying your hands against Tompolo.


The ball is in your court.


Yours most trusted,



FESTUS KEYAMO, ESQ.

Head of Chambers

Blood of God

Pres. Jonathan pictured this morning at the Presidential wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International airport on his way to Burkina Faso for crisis talk with other ECOWAS leaders. Isn't he a Charm

wakacome:
AM FASTING NAH,WETIN BE THIS??I GIVE UP!!!!

Your fasting is officially broken... Go chop..

Frog horse

Hahahahahaahahaha Britain, LoL so when more important countries are being taken seriously you will also include the half -wits mates, well really sorry but I don't think the Brits are that intelligent to be taken seriously, they always play safe behind America

Kai mogbe o.. I wish I saw this last year before I was deceived to buy this Tokunbo jagbajantis....

Just when I thought Nigerians don't have a voice here comes a maestro voice of the street..

This is a killer combo for running stomach and purging tinz