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Worksunlimited:
Yea.. Hilarious as can be...

Could actually envision him two-stepping while singing soprano tunes to the high heavens, when his natural voice cue is bass.

ROTFL
Hopefully we will never cross path with such women.

The grabbing your balls part was hilarious... my Oyibo friends are rolling on the floor laughing

fabiano09:
educated fraudster,instead of you to show some empathy you are busy blowing your trumpet,the problem with people like you blaming people who attempt suicide is that you think every human being is built with the same stock as you to withstand everything that life throws at them,don't you see the the flaw in that reasoning? I pray you don't meet what will make you commit suicide, know that not only financial stability or whatever you think you have is the end of the world,be conscious, I ain't arguing with you either.

Where in that quote did I portion blame to anyone? Because you failed to read my statement to the end, you hastily past judgment on a situation you didn't read. My statement was meant to make potential victims to stay strong, keep fighting and never give up.

fabiano09:
just shut up man,people like you are the reason why suicide rate is on the increase in this country

it's obvious you are not educated. Or you are blind and can't read. I don't argue with Dummies or Fools.

This is just Sad. Is suicide an escape route? I know there is pain and hopelessness, but I believe in fighting, figthing to stay afloat by any means necessary. Today, I might be fortunate to wear designer outfit and drive the latest vehicle but life was not always bubble, champagne and bath for me. I ones hit rock bottom, without a home, direction, family, friends but I said to myself nothing good comes easy. I slept in bus stops, couch surfed, was hungry for days unending , the world was against me, but I held on to my belief that one day everything will be okay and today God has been good to me. Be strong and keep fighting.

SuperSuave:
looks like the other one unattended to is dead or sleeping

I thought my mind was playing tricks on me... wondering if I was the only one that took note of that...

Abeg make una no vex.. una Don they use credit card for Nigeria? I think say na only debit card we they use.

whyteteeth:
Get out of here. I am done talking with u.. stop quoting me. every form of intelligence is important. No intelligence is worthless. I am intelligent simple and thanks for the compliment.

I will go overseas when I want to. perhaps when I am done with my medical degrees.

stop this gibberish and get back to work.

and finally I like you sir and I appreciate the fact that you said u have a first class. I like intelligent people if truly u have a have first class. please let's be men and stop. I don't like us sounding this way and exchanging words in a public forum like ladies.

I apologize for my behavior and I take back all the words I said to you.. you are truly intelligent. And I made a first class too.

whyteteeth:
Did u take your medicine today? a piece of advice, please go find a therapist.. especially a psychiatrist. u are loose up there and I am tired of telling u to listen to yourself..

please leave me alone. I am sane and I am sick and tired of chatting with a lunatic!!

Remain a white ass licker and let me live in my Third World country..i now see why the whites see Africans as slaves. Your type are the ones giving us away. Your people are here. Your village is here and yet you call it a dungeon. Mr man u are not alright. You need help. First Class material sounding like this? God forbid!!!!

It obvious you are sick and lonely, and wish you were abroad like some of your peer's in whom you might be more intelligent than, considering your myopic level of worthless intelligence. But the truth is your destiny has been aborted and you are now a tool for the dark side. I call your country a dungeon because it is an exact fit for miscreants like you.

whyteteeth:
Shut up, I don't need a first class to be rich. and shut up again coz I don't need to be in a foreign country to make money. You are a busy body white ass butt licker. Your foreign education has impoverished your mindset. emancipate yourself and you will receive true wealth from God who blesses everyman not minding who they are and what they do. stop trying to predict my life coz u have no inkling about what will happen tomorrow.

I am not poor and staphylococcus is not a disease. it's a microbe, a causative agent of a disease. I wonder what First Class u are talking about, jeez.. leave me to enjoy my sleep. I know u ve got no sleep coz u must work round the clock in a white man's land to make that silly money that is swelling your head. slave suave!!

The wicked shall know no peace.. you are a dummy. Sleep, how can you sleep when you are not sure if this is your last journey. Hahahaha... I 'd rather be in a white man's land than your dungeon where you have no basic amenities for existence. You are a miserable disgrace, you should be ashamed of yourself for your failure. .. the so called watered down education you have was from the research of a white man, so you lick the white man's ass even more. America can practically destroy Nigerians economy so you lick the white man's ass. The truth is you lick it more, with the shit included, because you are at their mercy. I am having so much fun here. Fortunately the staphylococcus binding with your cells will eventually get you. Oh yeah you don't need a first class to be rich but you need a conducive environment, which you don't have. That's why you sell books in the hope that your village god will smile on you... but you were doomed from birth, the mark of aborted and premature destiny has always been on your forehead and will extend beyond you. People are breaking boundaries with technological advancements you there publishing useless journals from people's academic work. Mumu... open your eyez.. and see how far your peers have gone ahead of you. For your information I use the word Wealth meaning all round enjoyment, not just money. FYI i made money many year ago, I am wealthy now.

whyteteeth:
You are so pained. I have driven u crazy.. look at u..u sound like a loser, a failure. Rich men don't sound like you. if u are rich, it's by mistake and it's only a matter of time, and boom.. u will go back to default poor you. that scholarship wasn't for someone like u if at all u got it. You don't sound like a first class material. I speak better English. I have a better way of seeing life than u. You haven't seen life. Obodo oyibo miss road! that's who u are!! I am out..

Please don't go yet... you are sounding very miserable and I understand your pain, if I were you I will feel the same way. It's unfortunate that after all your education you can hardly make ends meet. This is just the beginning of your suffering, things will look so bad for you henceforth you will wish you never had this back and forth with me. You staphylococcus infected host. You sound very angry and envious that I had a first class and you did not. Really sorry for you and your 3rd world education.

whyteteeth:
Hahaha. .getting into my skin indeed and you will find your way into my diary soon.

I wanted to send u a link to see some of my published books and perhaps my awards but no need. You have low IQ, u won't still comprehend. so keep on ranting about whether or not I have staph infection and how I shud get help while I am here laughing at your stupidity and failed attempt to downgrade me. buffoon !!

Don't keep me waiting... say something Dummy.

whyteteeth:
Hahaha. .getting into my skin indeed and you will find your way into my diary soon.

I wanted to send u a link to see some of my published books and perhaps my awards but no need. You have low IQ, u won't still comprehend. so keep on ranting about whether or not I have staph infection and how I shud get help while I am here laughing at your stupidity and failed attempt to downgrade me. buffoon !!

I don't care how many books you have published or written, you are poor don't you get it. You are poor. I sorry for the people when they read your book or material. You are a liability to yourself and a failure to your generation. When I was your age every semester I made the dean's list, i was on a full scholarship , even upto my MSc. If your IQ is anything to go by, schools abroad will be searching for you for a scholarship. You are a waste to the human race, a disgrace to Nigeria.

whyteteeth:
look how you are fumbling..u can't even comprehend what I am trying to tell u coz of your stupidity. Mr elephant Mugu that write-up is fiction. it's not about me. it's fiction.. don't u get it? How can u believe every post u read on s diary? which part of the world are you coming from

I don't want you infecting other people with staph..

whyteteeth:
look how you are fumbling..u can't even comprehend what I am trying to tell u coz of your stupidity. Mr elephant Mugu that write-up is fiction. it's not about me. it's fiction.. don't u get it? How can u believe every post u read on s diary? which part of the world are you coming from

I am so glad I am getting under your miserable infection filled skin... you are not writing any fiction you have staph infection, own up to it and get help.

whyteteeth:
That's mere fiction shut up! I am a fiction writer. I do fiction for a living. If u believe everything u read in a diary then u are a dickhead and u are pitiably gullible.
look at yourself, jumping to my profile to go read up my post so u cud drag it down here and win a cheap worthless argument. u sound like a little brat bitch lady not like a man. shame on u for this failed attempt. I doubt if you have quality education and legit money like u claim coz u won't brag about it. actions speak louder than words.
gerra of my way..i was even thinking u are matured, didn't know I got myself chatting with a big elephant baby. I make legitimate money and I am okay with it..and who ever told u I need help. .you are just a dummy.

Which legitimate money do you make that you could not afford to go to the hospital to see a doctor or your usual chemist man at Alaba Market, that you had to come to nairaland probably looking for local remedy or herbs and made a fool of yourself and your doomed generation, exposing your medical condition to the world . Fictional writer indeed... out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

whyteteeth:
That's mere fiction shut up! I am a fiction writer. I do fiction for a living. If u believe everything u read in a diary then u are dickhead and and u are gullible.

But seriously u are such an ass. u sound like a little brat bitch lady not like a man. I doubt if you have quality education and legit money like u claim. gerra of my way..i was even thinking u are matured, didn't know I got myself chatting with a big baby. I make legitimate money and I am okay with it..and who ever told u I am suffering..you are just a dummy.

Hahahaahaha.. fictional writer with a staphylococcus infection
The money I make in 2 weeks will feed your generation for years... You said you have staphylococcus infection you should be proud of your achievements. An empty drum sadly makes the loudest noise. Use the legit insults I have been dishing to you to propel yourself to achieve greatness for future endeavor.

whyteteeth:
My friend shut up and let me hear something with this silly self pride of yours. who told you I have a Third World education and even if I do what makes u think u beta off? oh because u are in some foreign country and making some foreign money, u suddenly think u are better than everyone in Nigeria. I pity you.. go and sit down jor. people wen get money nor dey brag!! all this obodo oyibo miss road emigrants.

LoL... Thank Goodness I am not your friend, but I will advice you to make sure you take good care of your Staphylococcus infection because it is obviously affecting and degrading your brain cells. Low life. Fortunately I have wealth, so I don't need to brag because people like you might need my help someday, unfortunately arrogant non-entities like you don't deserve anything good. I am not better than every Nigerian but I know I am better than YOU clown. "obodo oyibo miss road emigrants" lol... very funny, I must say you are getting creative. .. when and if you ever get out of the dungeon let me know, then we can have a conversation. For now keep on hating I need that energy.

whyteteeth:
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u don't even understand what I am asking u and here u are ranting. u said "prokaryotic bacteria" as if there is an eukaryotic bacteria. it is like saying "Nigerian Lagos" as if there is any other Lagos apart from the one we have in Nigeria.

So your mistake is in using two words that bear close resemblance to refer to the same thing. U shud have just said "bacteria" and that is all. all bacteria are prokaryotes, so no need of saying "prokaryotic bacteria" I hope and pray u under it this time. it's like saying eukaryotic protist or fungus, not necessary at all.

Mr lecturer ranter... you cannot educate me on the Domains and Kingdom's of life. I know all bacteria and archaea are prokaryotic... if only you can look beyond your myopic ego you will see that I did not say you were wrong.. I promise you that there is nothing YOU can educate me on..Nothing, so please keep your Nigerian education to yourself, I am really not interested in a 3rd world education. You have the effrontery to tell me I am Ranting, who are you... where do you fit in the food chain? I will not dignify your further insolence with a response.

whyteteeth:
which one is prokaryotic bacteria again. is there any bacterium that is not a prokaryote?

Haba... please na..make I show people for naira land say I go school na. All bacteria and archaea are prokaryote, simple, small, single cellular, no organelles, do not have membrane enclosed nucleus inside.
... no fall my hand oooo.

Good riddance to Bad Rubbish

Apina:
I'm still in doubt that one person can actually conjure up so much ignorance as u just did. If it was useless, it wouldn't be there and so that u do not make an even bigger fool of urself in public, it's not just a statue but a monument. As the statue of liberty is to the Americans, so is that statue to UNILAG. That's why so many persons have no respect for institutions or rules in this country

Continue basking in your useless ignorance, how dare you compare the statue of liberty to that rubbish worthless statue in Unilag. It's obvious you are such a waste of sperm, I am sure your parents are proud of producing your kind. My only advice to people like you who have nothing upstairs is that you should try and travel out of your comfort zone so that you can understand the world better. Respect for institution? Dummy .. the institution that does not respect you.

Hmmm bird men..

I sorry for all the people wen they insult the woman. What has she done wrong? Expressing her feelings in this free world is a crime... una for Naija need to change una archaic orientation /perspective.

This is probably her first heat I would advice you wait for the second one. She will come around on her own time.

This is very Creative and unique, it's quite unfortunate that vanity upon vanity is vanity.

halima83:
I mistakenly bought a non-drivable car toyota corolla with rear accident from one of the auction sites in the US. and I can't cancel it.
After I clicked on buy now option I got an email from the site that my car is a none drivable. chaiii


I went back to the site and confirmed as that.

I am yet to make full payment though.

Those with experience with buying the non-drivable cars what is your take on this?

What were the issues with these types of cars?

lalasticlala please help your sister for feedback from the experts.

There is nothing you can do about it, its just that you will lose your initial deposit to the auction for restocking or relisting as they call it. Next time you want to buy a car, i suggest you ask questions first before you proceed. The auction house probably listed the vehicle as having mechanical failure and the price will be very cheap so you went straight to the buy now option instead of waiting to bid for it. Next time you want to buy a car make sure its under the runs and drives category.

LifeofAirforce:
I m not a bully.


I'm just a happy good thanking God for my life .

I'm not rich, but I'm comfortable.

No shakes, you are a correct guy but you like wahala sometimes sha...

hibiscus76:
Lol, I wouldn't know Sir

hibiscus76:
stop stalking

Is Airforce1 or LifeofAirforce a bully or what? I just know he is an attention seeker...

By the way I think I know why your name is hibiscus, girl you are pretty...

hibiscus76:
yeah cuz I'm way out of your league, boy

Do you think I might be in your league?
LoL.