₦airaland Forum

menesheh:
Hear our illiterate General acceptance speech at teslim balogun

Phalo kwontenstant flease i want all of youa to kwofrate with me so we can move naigeria poward. If you ilate me as feresident of naigeria my gwovemant will ensurea zat kwarraption will be a zin of za fast.

Afc frogressive.

I don die. Tinubu na God go mend you

4bobo:
I heard u are a robot, how true?

Seun:
He has not accepted that he made a mistake. If you don't admit your mistakes and correct them, you will keep making them.


A cynical person would say that the reason he is doing all this is because he no longer has the military capability to take power by force.

Look, I have decided that it may not be bad to have change, but we need to understand the new man before giving him dominion over us.

beopened:
Outside the Stadium

Clerverly:
Only the likes of Sardauna, Awolowo, Zik can pull such crowd' some even left their homes by 5am just to see GMB..some were crying some singing.. what manner of love is this??

Clerverly:
Where are the Brooklyn Experts??

kennyjodeci:
Nigerians have fallen in love with buhari? Are you kidding me? Ichagokwa anya? Abeg speak for yourself alone

rozayx5:
its so bad they want to twist the electoral act and make him contests

shizzle11:
Bullshyte as usual

barcanista:
So because Soldiers were indisciplined under PDP governments of Yaradua and Obasanjo is a justification for the continuation of their indiscipline under Jonathan? You Jonathanians can be pathetic I tell you... I doubt you knw what an ideal democratic society is

Mogidi:
By all means add them, as long as Tinubu returns to where he belongs.

8to5:
To those of you screaming "20 million what?....and such" Alibaba was right! That advert costs N24 million. Too bad you guys don't know about such things.

bajosky:
NO VACANCY @ASO ROCK

GMB ghost will be sworn in on 29th jan 3015 as confirmed "President Fed Rep of customize presidential election loosers"

Gej is transforming nigeria

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Fayose was merely stating the obvious...no worries or dreams about buhari taking over sooner because that isn't happening. [/color]

Forwetinnah:
The President can NEVER be as slow/ daft as Buhari even if he tried, you lot are praising him based on a dead man's achievements..hiding behind deputies, how smart is that?? Buhari never ruled this Country for a day, all i hear are lame excuses as reasons to vote him. Brace yourself and hope to accept defeat when the time comes

Forwetinnah:
Even in cattle herding your flag bearer still had gay cows, flunked big time as a military man going for courses. If that doesn't explain failure, I wonder what does..The height of cluelessNESS

Mama Peace would have fetched bubu a WASC atleast

Forwetinnah:
Need a I remind you that GEJ was a pioneer student of Uniport and graduated with a clean 2.1 . Those were the days when students were indeed students, not the APC affiliates we have here squealing like someone is squeezing their balls

Billyonaire:
How can Almajiri Snr defeat a PhD holder ? I cant live in a country ruled by illiterate Islamist. I prefer a nationalistic Muslim like Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, not an Ancestor with without a GCE who can recite the entire Koran with eyes closed. That's dangerous.

Collynzo9:
He should remember to collect his certificate from IBB at once.
No more excuses!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2032830_headline_jpege4b32afa41d430050f3db88c80e45d55

worry359:
It was said on a telivision program that the baggage handling eqipment was designed for NORMAL travellers around the world.
Most people have luggage of less than 30kg but Nigerians must have HUGE bags of over 100kg.
Then complain because conveyor breaks down.

F22RAPTOR:
Lol...blows ur mind doesn't it? Nice one with the sacarsm....wouldn't mind a job with the DSS though.

F22RAPTOR:
Actually, GMB orchestrated the attack in Kaduna. the aim of the main attack was to murder sheik Dahiru Bauchi who speaks against BH and supports GEJ, the minor attack on GMB in his bullet proof jeep was to divert attention from the fact that GMB is involved and to gain the people's sympathy.

Fawklicant:
If you look at his sophisticated athletic body devoid of pot belly at that age you will know that the guy hits the gym every once in a while. Now that is not desperation, it is his normal way of life. Compare that with people that have not eaten roasted plantain (bolii) and corn in 30 years, but recently started showing off by making surprise stops at the bolii station just to score cheap political points. Now that's DESPERATION. I wonder why failbuhari hasn't stopped to buy gworro? Are you sure he still has teeth in that mouth of his?

GEJ is just rehearsing the knockout strategy he will give to Yar'Adua's brother, chikena!

kodded:
LET THE HEALTHY BUHARI TRY THIS ONE NA...............................

eaglechild:
The deregulation is a gradual process in stages.

Recall the outcry that followed the steep increase in prices.

We tend to forget so soon when we want to just criticize.