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asala1:
Who is etc or Wetin una call hin name? This is my first time of hearing the name. Is he a pastor or something?

He is a clown..... That clown that was dancing in the "Bad-Belle" video! Also, that oldman smoking Shisha is etcetra's father.
#ItsAllowed

Chidexter:
Lol, wonder what happened to M.I, no more songs to sing.
Now i'm stuck with just Ice Prince and Mode 9

Chai, You're so outdated.... Where do u reside? Under the rock of ages or Sambisa?
#JustAsking.
If u're a Naija rap fan and u say u don't knw that the ShortBlackBoy recently released a topnotch album.... Then, you must be a learner #Godownlow
Bad-Belle, its allowed.

omisakint:
Finally, am done with the application. I finished it up around 2am and to make it more interesting I did it wilth blackberry using ucweb. Guy if you ar having issues try and do it at night and don't use the normal browser. All the best to us all

Pal, didn't they request for you to upload a passport? Also, are we not suppose to print out any document?... How did u do all these ?

The number of ladies with low IQ, out-weighs that of the guys.
There is nothing i dislike as a girl with a low IQ.
Too bad that most of our cute ladies are infected with the low-IQ syndrome
This contributes to part of the reason why most of them ladies uses monosyllabic replies, so that fowl nyansh no go open.

Kai, This Baba wey open this thread.... You no knw how to anchor thread ba

I've not taken note.... Am just enjoying all the channels... Solong u playing good music, i'll tune to the station. But i love the brief details they do attach at the bottom of the screen to tell the viewer things abt the artist.
One significant thing i've notice about those music tv stations is that... Its only MTVbase that will inform you the next jam that they will play....

Olodo them
its called "cherry fruit"

Lovely piece.
It will work on many gurls, i mean majority.
The few i don't think these tricks will work on are those that've been taking, and they are so satisfy with their hubby.
Also, if they don't deem it right to mingle up loosely.

imolore:
today is my little brother passing out parasde, i got the vacancy advert here and i applied here wthout knowing anybody. just want to thank God and this forum God bless you

You're highly welcome bro

MichaelAustin:
Emir of Kano, Lamido Sanusi claims the kano mosque attack was planned for two months. The questions are
1. How did he know?
2. What did he do about it?
3. Being the mosque he worships and leads prayers every friday, why was he not in the mosque that day?
.........yeye dey smell

Op, don't mind those northern fools.... I'll just like to get your source.
#Omo'dada

kestolove95:
thats how a slave speaks man...igbos ar slaves in nigeria movn from state to states..villages hustlin nd evn wen u kill dem,dey still prefr to stay

Am a full blooded Yorubaman from Osun but breed in Lagos.
I'll tell you that i prefer living with the Ibos than to live with the goodFORnothing northern wet rags.
BTW, abokis are the true slaves roaming all around foreign states doing all kinds of rubbish jobs just to survive for the day. The Ibos are the true entreprenuer in big bussineses.
I blame Lord Fredrick-Luggard for almagamating the south protectorate and the useless-people of the north.

Johnnoo:
@Op; You are confusing yourself. Well, this is what you get when the word of God is studied without the inspiration of the Holy Ghost

Well, this is what you'll get when the book wasn't inspired by the Holy Ghost.

There are 2 types of nice guys..... Op is actually refering to those "Extreme Nice Guys" those that will always dance to the tune of whatever the lady needs.
Ladies, actually likes the other type of nice guys "The dominant nice guy" those that will stand and make deciseful decision on whats right. (one that speaks his mind). Not the one that will be dangled to whatever the lady so desires. One that rolls round the lady like a 'swegbe'.
Ladies Don't truely love a "Swegbe nice guy", they love a "Recessive or Dominant nice guy"
so, thats the 2 types of Nice-Guys.
#Merci-Bouque

VickyyB:
I prefer recessive nice guys.

Hmm thats the right phrase
recessive or dominant nice guys yeah thats what they like....not a dull or sissy nice guy.

ThankGod, they've sensed it and thats what will happen.

Nigeria has never been faced with such incompetence and instability from a civilian government #Thats One.
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#Two, Nigeria has Never been faced with Terrorist at all...to now worsten it... INSURGENCY.
Pls, there can never be a better time for the Khaki men to take over. Nigeria is at war, why can't some of the greedy and self-centered political aspirants see it? They are so megalomaniac that they only want to be decorated with titles not minding if the innocent masses get massacred every blessed day.
When Egypt was on fire it was the Men on Khaki that queched the tumoil. And later hand over to the civilian rule... Riot started, the Khaki men came back now the country is more peaceful.
See,
like it or not, 2015 will be hot and bloodier than the massacre of corpers recorded at the north in last
G.election. Let Buhari win and see how the NaijaDeltan militant unleash their dragon...coupled the unending threats of the Great Shekau and his soldiers.
Military regime is the way to salvage this entity called Nigeria.
#OnwardTogether

What can we say about people that were pronounce dead...(no heart-beat, no pulse) allofasudden, the dead comes back alive.
Eg.
Fela.
Nnamdi Azikiwe
and many others that i've read on newspaper and watch on NTA newsline.
Is it possible that they were possessed by Jinn.

Empiree:
Akudaya: Myth or Reality?

What is Akudaya?
It simply means incarnation or reincarnation.

Myth or Reality?
Both

Explain please:
It is a myth because when a person dies he(or she) does not come back to life(world). He(or she) can no longer be seen.
How then is it real. But we hear stories about them. So?. Jinn(Alujonu) at work. They take form of dead people. They could take form of your grandfather that died longtime ago and people who know your grandfather will confirm seeing him. In short, the reality is 'he' is seen. The myth is the person seen is not your real grandfather. You can get deep sense of this in Islam. When someone dies, that's it. The person is dead for real whether natural death or murdered.
Jinns reside in dirty, filthy places, like bathroom, filthy uncompleted building. That's why it's advisable to wear clothe to cover private part when taking shower. Cover yourself with blanket (etc) during intercourse. Don't be scared now. They don't necessarily reside in all dirty bathrooms or places. Jinns are endowed with supernatural perception. They lodge where they can see human but human beings can not see them. They can see you taking shower, having intercourse etc. Most of them are liars. Never take their words seriously. In a nutshell, if you see "Akudaya", a relative, he or she is not your relative so long as the person is dead. Hope this answer your question. See if you can find useful info in this link.
https://www.nairaland.com/209195/islam-exorcism

hmmm i can see where the reincarnated Jesus came from

My point----> who was there to witness all this tales that u guys have been analysing and deciphering since 0000BC? #WHO witnessed it?.
People suffering from hallucination decided to put down what they imagined..and u guys are here blabin abt what da hell u know not the genesis
*Its hard to think straight when u have been brainwashed...expecially right frm birth.

We only have One God, who created the universe and programmed the universe in such a way that the forces that will control our individual world will be born from within i:e 'deep conviction' 'believes' christians calls it faith (it does moves mountains) the power of thoughts and believe rules the world. It was fashioned that way by the one and Only God. Which makes HIM distinct from what transpares on earth....
Different humans formulates or develops tales and philosophical-thiories to govern the activities of a group of people i:e #religion---> Its distinct from God. Religions are man-made...they are not devine frm God.

Just yesterday been Saturday. I was sleeping inma crib, i only got ma boxer on (u knw how JT always stay vigilant when we sleeping) this chic just burst in... The process of me adjusting and getting my consciousness, this chic was busy scaning my JohnThomas. She showed me a gift she wanted me to assist her in wrapping the shiney nylon on.. I assisted her n we were discussing, i was taking a spy on her eyes while talking, i caught her eyes spying my JT again...lolz.
But, seriously we feel nice for a lady to spy our Mandingo as long as we find her attractive.
Dis chic, she is the best i've ever dated. Not yet banged her though. Infact, she is a wife-Hollandis

festico:
time pls

otokx:
What time is the match?

festico:
time pls

15:30 GMT thats 3:30 PM

Eagles will win by 2 goals to 1....
But this OP should be flogged, why didn't he info us on the time schedule of the match.

Why all these rigmarolling cowshit?
This Mr Giwa and Mr Pinnick crews are on the verge of using their selfish interest and ego to sink the progress of our football with another shameful disgrace.
How i wish Bros-Jona can interfere but FIFA will now come with their blindfolded-Hammer on our head.
pinnick and Giwa, what are they even fighting about.

Harbosede02:
Jst help urself by nt lettin im near ur female relatives.....chai!!wat a friend u've got..

In other words, the OP should protect his female relatives but let the sadist stray in the society and posibly get stuck with you in a lonely compound/building.
It will be nice watching how he will slice the flesh from ya assss! And bite off ya brreast

prettythicksme:
Out of 100% of guys on Nl 95% are into what the op listed especially self service and sleeping around without Cd#if you quote me you are one of them 95%

*With my vaselin jar by my side*
are u feeling like them ladies donf do the same.

engrfaruq:
Swollen Vuullva did u just say vuullva? are u really a female? dont tell me u re this shameless..... OK continue lets turn Nairaland to Indecency site.com delete that comment pls there is no maturity in it.

Na today you knw say that imposter no mature?
Ah yaf taya for him/her since 17AD

kallyeze:
. U really need JEsus in your life....you hv low self esteem. Grow up!!

Though, i don't endorse the giving live to Bros-J stuff but i wish can give 100likes to dis comment.
the quoted should also goto that emlilshady.
#PlsGrowUp

scoffield245:
G go to www.sss.gov.ng.or www.cpbfib.gov.ng.they have start selling new form.december 2014 batch

Sir Scoffield,
those websites are not functional.... And pls, i thought the procedures for applying, is to visit the SSS office in our state of origin to submit handwriten application letter with other credentials.
Or have they started applying online like the military?
Pls,

I know u guys have gone far in this SSS recruitment.... But pls when are we suppose to expect new recruitment.

What if an applicant come with a higher certificate. Like UniversityDiploma, HND, BSC etc.
And
what does it takes to be part of the monitoring team or supervisor?