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Ooh, This is a very sad news. Even the cloud weeps for this gentle and enviable personality.
I'll miss that voice.
There is this track by BankyW titled "thief my keleh" the guy he featured sounds like Godwin-Spiff-Sagbama. I don't knw if its him. But i'll really miss his voice.
RIP brother!
I still can't believe it.
Too sad.

texazzpete: And if the man gets assassinated, the DSS will approach Seun for his help in tracking you down. You will be found and arrested within a week of making this post. Your prosecution will be swift and you'll find that not many Nairalanders will be bothered to fight for you.

Why didn't you and your hole assss DSS go and arrest TB Joshua and co for announcing their doom-prophecies?.
Is you blind? Or is you brainless to decipher the meaning of prophecy?

If they dare kill those 12 soldiers.... Go and tell it beyond the mountain high that the retired GOC will be assassinated and the Nigerian Army will be faced with deserters.
Its a prophecy

rahymat: I dnt knw y i always end up wit players

Dear, you are definitely using the wrong approach.
*Maybe the things that catches ur interest are things that the responsible guys don't fancy.
*This may sound a little harsh but maybe, you don't posses the traits a goodguy will admire... Also, goodguys don't like liabilities... Just like they don't hang out for long or ever hang out with friends that are not like them.
You need define your self and work towards improving ur personality because improvement also comes with respect in all its ramifications.
When a good guy comes, you decipher the good traits, don't frustrate and chase him away but don't loose ur self in. Just concentrate on those things that makes u guys connect as a responsible friends. No bottom-seduction. That female butt power will only over shadow ur respect and good traits.

valdes00: Cos 95% of guys are the bad guys....

Nope, good guys are more than 5%. Its just that we have some bad-girls who will only desire men for player sake. And guys will now be forced to behave like the bad guys.

PapaNnamdi: i smell a counter thread,

They have nothin to counter.... Its da fact

watchthisposter: Did d gal of ur dreams leave u 4 1 badt guy lyk dat? :-D

Sori bro

Nice guys finish last

Don't hate the player...

Nice guys lives happy ever after.
They are more content than the bad guys.

95% of ladies owes the perception that says "when a guy chase you for long with swt words and material things, then the guy undoubtedly loves you" (#Pure_delusion).
First, lets identify the traits of #Badguys and relate how the perception above blends with the traits of badguys.
Bad guys are mouthful with teasing words.
They've mastered the art of fine tuning their verbal and non verbal skills owed to passed experience and encounters.
They knows no boundary to retreat when a lady is not reciprocating to their advancement. Its like a challenge for them to get the lady they've desired, so they resort to material means and keep pestering the lady for compliance, this is because bad-guys are preoccupied and obsess with the thoughts of women i:e #Womanizers.
Funny anough, this 95% of ladies have set the perception above as a yardstick for any guy that they will eventually soccumb to.
Unknown to them that they've spread the mat for bad-guys to come and lay on.
There is a reason why am writing these elongating epistle but above-all, ladies need to change that perception, this is 21st century pulease!.
Goodguys or better-still responsible guys are more-or-less introvert like. They don't deem it right to pester a chic.
1. They have sense of moderation and boundaries. They like being decent and modest in all ramification, therefore pestering a lady for long will seem silly, misguided and irresponsible.
2. They are not preoccupied and obsess with the thought of women. Thats the trait of womanizers which the badguys are possessed with. As a responsible good guy they have vast things of interest, therefore can't occupy the mind anough to devise tactics to keep pestering ladies. Moreso, they're void of experience as a non-womanizer.
3. Responsible guys have much channels of expenditures and liabilities. So, the idea of being materialistic in pestering ladies is totally out of the good guys traits.
4. Goodguys are more futuristic and calculative. They only feels the push to do things that'll yield good fruit at the long run. They don't frequent in flexing and drinking.

Is it true that the Uche brothers are in camp?
If its true. Hmm those guys will beat keshi o.
Ah don talk ma own.

Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo may not be the best leader we have had but for him to push 2 or 3 of his sons to join the NA is duff my hat for him.
#Baba of Africa.
Where are the sons of Babangida, Buhari, Abdulsalaam? they are abroad flexing their ass in clubs.
Respect to parents that allows their children to fight and die for the nation but Baba should also be in that rank of such patroitic fathers.

Whats happening to this Nigga called "JessyJagz"

Am i the only one wishing that Military boys should take over that Head Of State seat ....and massacre every defiant till everybody start gittering.
Its like process is too much in this civil rule.

I thought the madaphucking Arab (sit-tight) dictator didn't want anyfin like election. Whats the madafucking democracy he is talking about if the people can't choose who rules them?.
If Gadaffi comes back again, i bet the world will join Lybia to kill him again and send him to the underworld. #keepershit

Guy, just delete the p0rrn movies in ur phone, laptop and break the CD-plates..... Avoid staying alone in a room but you will definitely be alone sometimes and when the masstubatting sensation starts gathering...just stand up...do some exercise like press-up, u will get tired and thought will be gone, u will just want to sleep. Moreso, as u don't have the p0rnn movies around, it will discourage u to indulge in the act.
Develop this perception that u can and u have control over ur self.
It will also help u to stand on ur ground and refuse doing what you don't want to do.
Am a matured 27 year old. I started self-sevrvicing like a year ago....i do all these to prevent my self from being addicted, therefore, i can stay weeks without doing such and i'll be fine.
I have control over my self, u can have control over urself or even get rid of it, if u truly have the will.
Last bullet
There are advantages and disadvantages in self-servicing, it wholly depends on ones perception.
But my advice for u will be "get rid of it" cause, no addiction is good, so as "too much of everything is distructive.
Peace-out.

jaryeh: You guys shouldn't get it twisted. 4icu ranked UNILORIN first, webometrics ranked OAU first. They are two different bodies.

Its high time i upload my own rating...and rank Lasu ahead of OAU. Who cares?
ByTheWay.... Unilag remains the best and if any of ya disagrees, pls romance any nearby transformer.
#Akokite

Lovely and creative.... MyThumbsup!!!

OP you are a bloody lyer.....
This is the Nigerian list
1. University of Ilorin
2. University of Lagos
3. Obafemi Awolowo University
4. University of Ibadan 5. Landmark University
6. Covenant University
7 Federal University of Technology, Minna
8 University of Benin
9 University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
10 University of Nigeria 11 Madonna University
12 Ahmadu Bello University
13 University of Port Harcourt
14 Federal University of Technology, Akure
15 Rivers State University of Science and Technology
16 Bayero University Kano 17 University of Jos
18 Nnamdi Azikiwe University
19 Redeemer's University
20 University of Maiduguri.
This ranking was extracted from here.
www.4icu.org/ topAfrica/ .
Proudly an Akokaite --> #ReppingUnilag

lovelyronke20: U will be alright but whether you hate her or not she is making her money and she is famous

Helloooo---- FYI am also making my money silently and if she is the epitome of famousity, please i don't want to be famous. bbbbbitch is iritatinly disgusting. Please stop quoting and dragging me back to this place that i've released hot-piss and spitted on. Thread stinks like Makinwa's pussycatty.

lovelyronke20: No matter what you are not suppose to call her a bitch. She is a presenter and a celebrity now so get use to her

in your freaky world not mine.
Hot-piss and spit on the thread then galantly walk out.

Pipsland78: Who is she pls?

please, dont stress urself asking to know this inconsequencial bbbbbitch. She is a fooooolish presenter in one mumu radio station.... I wonder how the hell this shhhhit enters front page. She is someone u don't even need to take note of..... Seriously, some moderators need an almighty e-slap.

OkikiOluwa1: Don't turn this to religion issue!
Last Bullet
There must be a just reason for opening fire on those protesters.

A friend of mine that lives and schools in zaria said.... The protesters were occupying the road when a state-convoy wanted to pass through.... So the convoy instructed the protesters to give way so the convoy can pass through.... They refused..... And that necessitated the shootings.....
#KillThemAll, Bomboclatk.
I also heard that 4 children of one of their leader sustained fatal injury and later died in the hospital.
Fffffuck it, the protesters caused it. Let them go and have their virgins in heaven.

adexin: Ebola
The Ebola and Marburg viruses are the only members of a newly identified family of single-stranded, unsegmented RNA viruses, the filoviridae. This family is closely related to the rhabdoviridae, which includes the rabies virus, and the paramyxoviridae. Viruses in this latter family cause childhood diseases such as measles. Filoviruses infect humans and other primates.
Ebola haemorrhagic fever outbreaks occur primarily in remote villages in Central and West Africa, near tropical rainforests.
The virus is transmitted to people from wild animals and spreads in the human population through human-to-human transmission. Fruit bats of the Pteropodidae family are considered to be the natural host of the Ebola virus. Ebola first appeared in 1976 in two simultaneous outbreaks, in Nzara, Sudan, and in Yambuku, Democratic Republic of Congo. The latter was in a village situated near the Ebola River, from which the disease takes its name.
The Ebola virus is comprised of five distinct species: Bundibugyo, Ivory Coast, Reston, Sudan and Zaire. Bundibugyo, Sudan and Zaire species have been associated with large Ebola haemorrhagic fever outbreaks in Africa, while the Ivory Coast and Reston species have not The Ebola Reston species, found in the Philippines, can infect humans, but no illness or death in humans has been reported to date.
Ebola is introduced into the human population through close contact with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of infected animals. In Africa, infection has been documented through the handling of infected chimpanzees, gorillas, fruit bats, monkeys, forest antelope and porcupines found dead or ill in the rainforest.
Later Ebola spreads in the community through human-to-human transmission, resulting from close contact with the blood, secretions, organs or other bodily fluids of infected people. Burial ceremonies where mourners have direct contact with the body of the deceased person can also play a role in the transmission of Ebola. Transmission via infected semen can occur up to seven weeks after clinical recovery. Little is known of the molecular biology of these viruses or the mechanisms by which they cause disease.
Symptoms of Ebola
Sudden onset of fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This is followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash, impaired kidney and liver function, and in some cases, both internal and external bleeding. The incubation period (interval from infection to onset of symptoms) varies between 2 to 21 days. During Ebola outbreaks, the case-fatality rate has varied from outbreak to outbreak between 25% and 90%.
The seeds of the African bitter kolatree have properties that can kill the ebola virus.

can't believe i read all these swt ssh!t without hesitation.

Source plsssss!

-------------NAVY RANK-----------
...Non-commissioned officers....
1.Trainee
2. Ordinary seaman (OS)
3. Seaman
4. Able-seaman
5. Leading seaman
6. Petty-Officer (P.O)
7. Warrant Officer
8. Master warrant Officer
9. Navy warrant Officer.
---------COMMISIONED OFFICERS--------
-----------------Ogas@theTop-------------
10. Midshipman
11. Sub-Lieutenant
12. Lieutenant
13. Lieutenant Commander
14. Commander
15. Captain
16. Commodore <---- (this is my rank)
17. Rear Admiral
18. Vice Admiral
19. Admiral
20. Admiral of The Fleet.
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(for reference purpose)

pman06: If the form will be out soon, i doubt if they will ask people to join up again o, but if not, to join up, you must know ogas.

I heard that the supplimentary will last till August 5th.

Nice analysis and write-ups....

There's a grapevine that says "registeration of new NN form will commence by September/October.

leketitus: don't worry keep faith alive both of us we receive the text by the grace of God we will meet at one.

Sure thing my brother
#OnwardTogether......

My-Oga, this whole thing dey make me vex....but thats true.....supplimentary don start....i no knw for how long e go last sha.
(am hoping to recieve news on friday night/saturday) i wish its a goodnews...i'll inform the house when it drops.

Meanwhile
Self-servicing has immensly reduced my urge or desire to chayk or turn my female-friends to lovers.
#WavingMyHandsInTheAirWithHappiness saying #thatsMyTestimony

zube01: ...in other words?

Its honourable to die being a freedom-fighter
than to live and die one-day as an unknown-slave.
In other words....
Die like a lion than be a street dog.