₦airaland Forum

tope_teadr:
From my house, you stole them.

Which house na that packo you dey call house

If I were the Gayners, I'd probably be hiding my head right now,

You guys really messed up in the emirates,,
By the way do you guys think you did well you guys were at home and the almighty gunners could not shoot a stranger in their own home,


United for Life

Noela Chukwujioke,
Onyes Emmanuel edozie,
Uchendu Chidiadi(Shevy)
Echeta Mary
Chi Chi
Olemor Femi
Ernest
Ikoku Emmanuel
etc,


I miss you all very much,

pilgrim.1:
Lol. . . rest your heart. I don't fall for nothing.

You need a miracle to understand me


lol!

ituen:
No wonder u finish a carton of lux in a week.

For wheree

pilgrim.1:
Uhm. . . is there something wrong with anybody loving their pastor?

NOpe, I m only saying, if it's a trap, you actually fell into it

hahahahaha


i'm a goo\d teacher, I could teach very well if she's willing to learn

you see, the gaynners have more mouth, and it is said that much talk less action,




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jkpretty:
Saucekid word up!

cover up

loyika:
I will give you my answer by 3 pm tomorrow afternoon

GOONER 89

He's scared

When I started get info on almost anything I needed, I mean when i search the in search engines and every occasion i was given a linnk to nl, I noticed it was Nigerian and helpful, i from then on decided to join this forum of Nigerians like me and share veiws, infos, jokes, and experiences,
and i tell you even though i've met only few people from this forum (imean physically), I know almost everyone like i've met them before and feel like home here,

I tell you I cant be moody and don't know what to do, just come up here post your problem and you'd get enough advices on what to do, and thats exactly what many people need,

i've been advertising it to a whole lot of friends and now, almost al my friends are here

long live Nairalanders
long live Nigerians
long live Africa!!

-3days, (-)because in 3days time, i'd toast her

zukkie4eva:
Pastor Chris is a gift of God to us. . . (no apologies)

He has touched lives, inspired many & transformed hopeless situations through the power of the Holyghost.

He's a man that has totally yielded himself to God and is influencing his world with investment of his personality

I simply love him.

Thats the Idea, I mean his idea, for you to love him

sucks

clemcykul:
c'mon sweetie u know can't be good widout the babes don't u know that

you mean we can't do without disturbing them

;d :d ;d :d

The joke is realy good, Niaja's only trying to understand it, its lack of understanding, even now, she's trying to force herself to understand it

just take it slowly gal

fullstop for sullftop, apostrophe for atosprophe, comma for mocca,

if you understand what I mean, is that when you read it from left to right, you do the reverse

it'll help

The joke was nice, only that the ending was a bit complicated, infact, if not for the explanation of abbey2004, i would not have understood it

Police in kirikiri , lagos , interrogated a suspect by

placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with

wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying"

was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button

and told the suspect that each time he told a lie "its a lie" would be photocopied

each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.

Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

He is Igbo, and I don't know if such thing as Magun exist there?

This has nothing to do with being selfish, I'm not, at all oh!!

sanrima:
most times when i read through the posts in this forum i begin to wonder if it has really created positive impacts on the people involved. so i decided to ask this questions openly;

@ guys
every day different posts of guys looking for girlfriends, wives to be, or sex mates are posted, guys please is it that the girls in nland has so much cheapened themselves or what?
can,t opposite sexes just be good friends without having sex? and all this guys that keep posting how much they need a babe, what about your other babes what happened to them?

@ ladies
how can a financially okay and handsome young guy tell u he has no girlfriend and u believe him even without investigating?
lets not make it so easy for the guys to feel they can post their demands and the next minutes girls will be running after them and falling for their pranks.
the African woman is a virteous and hard working woman! for all i know most of this guys might be out to have fun and free sex and the next minute they are gone without minding the feelings of the lady they are leaving behind.
i think its high time we the ladies in this forum tell our selves the truth and see this guys and their posts for what they truly are.

Seriously sister, your question is realy okay, I mean you 're not wrong asking those questions, but I think you sound a bit like a saddist, you sound like someone from nairaland has done something not nice to you, or you dont just like guys,,,
Well the truth is that you are actually talking about people that do such things, but they ar not the only people on Nairaland,

Maybe this 'd hellp you, try visiting other forums like tecnology, jokes, family, education, and others then you'd realise that you actually getting what you want from nairaland,

Okay
Cheer up, yoou don't have to be brutal, I mean your mode of saying the truth, is actually harsh,

Bro, You're right there, it was not the husband, but an outsider whom everybody know, but it is still a secret, I mean every body know this man but acts as if we don't , Its like an open secret,

and I dont God knows, if truely she did not have a hand in her husband death,

He actually meant Emeka Ike is his brother, I mean In the Dream

olutayo1:
Hi,

Everybody in the house,i believe this forum is for mature people.This forum is a place where we can confide in each other and seek advice not for mockery sake. Sallysexy you don't have to condemn this guy for seeking advice,no body is an highland of knowledge.

1)Guy we like to know where your Papa is? (2)Are your member of your family living toghether or separately? (3)What is your Mum age?

Then we can set the ball rolling from here in solving the riddles.Boy take it easy ,is one of those things in life and your own case is not new or extra ordinary exceptional.

Thanks bro, Pops late

P-square are really tha bomb, the song is so so so so good I also heard it in MTV base and dont have a link to it

Burster:
You're just like the proverbial "ara Epe" who has to have eyes in everything. I think you should really be ashamed of yourself for going through your mum's mails. Mails are private or supposedly so, but with "ojuyobos" like you sniffing around looking for what is not lost, expecting e-mails to be accorded the desired respect is like waiting for light to be steady in this country.

So now that you've gone through her mails, what have achieved ?. You have just violated her privacy.

Let's see how brave you are. Why don't you call her and discuss your fears and concerns with her and let's see how she'll react to your busybody tendencies. Engage your mind positively and mind your business. If she decides (which will eventually come to pass) to date anyone, I can guarantee that you'll be the last to know, trust women for that, so choose your worries.

Brother, We ar close to each Other, she allows me browse her phone as she does mine, only that I found out that she deletes some of this messages before givin'em to me, but on these occasions, I probably saw them even before she did, and made sure she did not know,

hollys:
@ poster

You should be helping her make the right choice by being there for her so that she picks someone who will be good to her and u guys.'because if it will happen,it will happen so be wise my dear.

Even as she does not want me to know?? I mean She still has not told me anything and I'm still acting ignorant to the whole issue

mellow:
Are jealous or being threatened of your mum having admirers or having a fling

now and then? She is a woman and she have her feminine needs a d desires

just like any other woman, even you too. So please, feel free to allow her live

her life the way she chooses just like her kids. [/color][color=#990000][/color]

Nope I'm not jealous of my mum!!!!!!

Oluchia:
1 Cor 7:39
[color=#000099]"The wife is bound by the law as long as her husband liveth; but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord"

So my dear poster, there's nothing wrong in that. The much you can do (I beleive you're an adult and matured) is to talk to her and guide her in making the right choice if that is what she wants and PRAY for her. It is well.

Gwazah:
Showbobo! don't be so ridiculous or malevolent, how a married woman will go out with another man apart from her husband do u think if this continue that house is going to be apart?
My dear don't allow that to happen but remember not to use force or expose to your Dad call her aside and ask her don't said you read her text massages but your mind tells u so, that sososo person has something in common with her? the way he react when he sees her tells much if she loves you as son she should be clear to tell u, no body is above mistake.
above all pray over it, because that is the beginning of home apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take care.

spoilt:
@amaikama
you can say what you want. it is hard for people (especially men ) to accept that their mothers have needs. She is a widow and she is allowed to remarry. and yes it is dating that leads to marriage for those of you screaming blue murder! A woman's children can bring her much happiness and joy but they cannot fill the void that a soulmate and husband gives a woman. a son can love his mother and provide her needs but at the end of the day he goes home to his own wife while mama is home alone.

[s]next thing she will move in with him and his wife and that one is fodder for an entire new thread[/s]

Thanks alot for your adviceseses

What would you do if you find your mum cheating your father?
this is related to the post I posted last, "My Mum Is Still being Chased By Men"
But this is not related to me, but a friend

His mum got Pregnant a month after his father's Death and before his Burial,
He got to know about this and sent his mum packing to her fathers house.

In his shoes, What would you guys do

all this bad belle people just Bleep this forum up, make una carry una bad belle chop



Ncpat, you too na wa for you ohh, see as you keep many people for suspence, and many more, weh never see this page,

Brother, I don't understand at all, How do I get the books,,,,,,

chumakk:
a mad foolish stupid crazy brabraic and don't try it again

and you're missing one Grammer, "funny"