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just listen to this

"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

" No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy ."

"And what happened, honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out
of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you
took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

nd tell me about your landed property, lets negotiate now,

: :d ;d ;d

Chia

yes

this isn't funny, its sacry

Owwh _{*hides in under the bed*} men I would rather become a priest now, so I'd not have to give birth to children that will suffer this kinda things , I become a missionary priest so id die before the time,

this is serious??

tope_teadr:
I'll make sure i wear a very nice cloth on that day.
An agbada wit socks and dunlop slippers (foot wagon) should do, wit an headband, wristband and a traditional cap.
And a tribycle should do.

I agree with your dressing, but , make them no go mistake you for the host, or you go end up inside Kirikiri when them no say no be you be the oga oh

this guy is getting insane

you've been visinting those unilag gals, you no know say na them them build psychatry for, for yaba abi? you don see weting you do yourself??

Suga dear don't mind all this boys they're dubious, if you look nto there eyes you'd see they ar very dangerous,
Just come to me, let me show you what love is supposd to be

Baybe, Mago Oh!

Ming, while not face Clem, ar you now anywhere bele face ?

BenJay, abeg continue the work


TT, God go punish that your mouth for you

Suga_Lips:
Girl don't start any unnecessary drama. It's a fictional Baptist Church meaning it ain't real. I have no idea why some people are making a mountain out of this. It is a joke! Laugh it off and go your way. Gosh!

I only agree because its you

the Poster don'tn have a fuk1^g thing to say

Please do, you have to

Werre

Pottage

sees it and jumps to another zone plans his next line of action, waits for someone to pop out so as to strike with his newly loaded baby(Sparrow 123)

yeah

Grab your copy Now!!!!!

nd me too

He has alreeady enroled

are you sure we ar not celebrating a burial ceremony, I don't think the poster is actually alive,

Na living carcass im be


_*sighs* stiwuweeeeuw

Politician

tope_teadr:
Sugadear, u know u really re impressing me lately.

See If na play, make you begin now to dey stop am, I already have been seeing her in my dreams lately so keep off fire zone, or you risk being bazukaed

Harry
_{*the thing not the name*}

emmh trial and error joke

Its now in arrears but happy puffday anyway, well for the menu list I think turkey should be the main item on the list,

Prepared this way: Roast out the feathers, boil and fry it with enough pepper and salt, should be in the microwave until we get to it

meanwhile, who are the cooks,
_{*Looks around for the chicks in thee forum*}

Clemy, tessy, wher are your other members??
_{*hope they can cook*}

yes it is

Yes come bak quickly we can't wait to cruccify you!!

a Continental problem

djcrooky:
indeed

Defination comfirmation!

Lamb