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I hope you're not trying to bribe the Angel

My Back yard is free, for burial

hmm

Na you pour water for im brain

Well we have to plot a graph here

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Suga Clem -----------------Who's next?

Well My own Granpa de loan him pension for now, Make una contact me through am, I mean am through me,

Im go see how to helep una

No de bereaved too much,

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throws a missile to the helicopter, and watch it blow to ashes, still cant find a pieces of bodies yet, wonder if any body survives

Suga_Lips:
*arrives the arena with helicopter, pulls out gun in case anyone tries any silly move*

Glory Be to Yesu

Honour to Maria

@poster
Migines, by the time you put all this in practice, the devil go run leave hell fire for you

_{I'm not saying I holy Pass oh!}

Including you


_{hope Mig no go break my head}

*_{Locks the well with another padlock and throws the key into river Niger}*

MMh, hope una go invite person,

I go carry nylon bag come though

as for TT
My brother, war over, I don tire, after the last attack I come get physical bomb for my ass, the thing come pain me well well wey make I no come online be cause I no fit sitdoun for chair, you no expect me to come cafe use half ass sitdoun

Peace

diva_naija:


Oporuthth hsie soji kiler tompetle, wai leee serti opas na isle gamdoki, jukisi a diki na dik gamdoki, issi les mongomridini wiya soji oporuth shiki, leee serti kumeni asirk kash nuwey asirk.

Meanin = A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.

My sister which language be this/
?

ituen:
Bathing outside?

Wished you'er there?
hmm

for your house

Stardust:
Na wa ooo.
Which kind grammar be this? You no go school?
Even thread wey u begin no get head no get tail
I beg, if u no sabi wetin u go talk, go sidon chop boli & epa

hmm, if their is any body wen no go skull for here na you, infact, I 've monitored you and made research on you, I found this things

Attended 'Utaakara" nur/Prm skull,
Abe bridge Sec skull
UniOsh )univer city of Oshodi(

Seeing my Strategy worked,


My enemies finished killing themselves even before me that started the war came to the arena,
you see, I was actually preparing and sent somebody to see the what was happening, he did'nt come back which explains that you guys actually killed him thinking it was me, well sha I'm back for the remaining casulties,

You can tell me now that you have the strenght to face me

Slowly raises his AWACS 25, rises in the sky saw the cluster of Tope_ and some group of casulties tending there wound, saw a feminine shape but goes ahead, not wanting to be distracted by females, releases the sparrow and waits for the effects

NB: My AWACS 25 is gotten from Iraq, Made by Americans in Isreal, financed by saudi arabia

The deaf face has only been saying nonsense himself

Meaning??

_{*slowly cleans and cocks a gun(ak 47)*}

2faces:
Yeah, As u can see they swope their heart for beauty; because u can't eat your cake and have it. How do u expect a girl to be beautiful and have heart. You can't have both.

I agree 200% with you,

you see none of em here wants to say anything

Had some of em but

not all use the nairaland logo

Wanted you to drop a few lines of wisdom in your mother tongue. and say its meaning for all to understand

my favorite's this:

Oke soro ngwere ma nmiri, mmiri ko ngwere ogaha ko okey

meaning when a rat swims with a lizard when the lizards body gets dry, the Rat's own wont

Went well from the start but the ending was nonsense

The truth is that the humour was placed the wrong place
Should have been in the ending and not in the begining or from the beginning to the end


Ituen you need to reatttend the school of jokes

_{[s]I even forget say you drop out from the school [/s]}

na im make you dey do nonsense

showbobo:
@Tope

why do you like bullying me everytime

its a second nature to him

tope_teadr:
Phiniter, you watch cartoons so much, that all you have to believe now is cartoons really exist. Maybe you've been brainwashed, or freezy has hyptnosized u to join the crew of insanity.

The worst thing is that you don't know the crew you belong to I mean, No be you we I see dey board the ship wey them dey call kolomental crew, you be the capting and you no dey they say somebody hyptnosized abi na grammer you come speak shebi??

Nna men unu ga eji ibo inka merua mmadu ahu

Ituen I think for once your correct but maybe we'd need you to start the question asking

tessybaby:
see eh Phiniter
if u talk to me again eh,
what happened in 1994 will happen right here.

Well I know what happened and I'd be only too pleased to let it happen again

you sure don't want me to tell them how you bathed outside do you?

tessybaby:
@phiniter
who called you inside our matter?
busy body

_{Remixes it with weird mc and sends it back to the sender}


you be the remix

ifyalways:
umu igbo hello na hi altogheter.

@phiniter so i bu onye igbo? i na act ka muo nso aburo chukwu kemgbe.anyway nna men nke gi.nnooooooooo

@ikomi i maghi ihe i mere mu?anyway ikpe mu na gi ga adiba na eluigwe.am sure na ekpecha di ikpe i ga adikwa guilty.i hulanu otu i siri kpom ugwo?i mere ndi enyi gi invite to party but i kpoghi m.ya diba.nsogbu adighi n'ihi na ara kwu oto MUST kpasuola boys iwe !

@romanus a maghi m ihe i na esogharim na azu mgbe o bula.ebe o bula nkara lekwa Romanus there.e jim gi ugwo?left me alone buko

onwere onye huru onye huru nwoke sudan Darfur?e ziri m ozi nye ndi UN and yet unfortunately even UN a maghi his whereabouts?darfur lost and not yet found ?dardur chegahria ma lahachi doookwa !

@fesse,ken,akara,chanty baby,otele,nnenneigbo,nwando,infact umum igbo niile home and abroad,o ga a dirrirrrrrrrrrrrrrri anyi niile nma.A MUST!

@toshman hmmn a nam missi gi ka nwanne si e missi nwanne ibe ya.
@faketan a nam e missi gi badly.buko onye oma m bia mesa aka ngozi gi na azu na other deep and sweet places.i manu how far?

igbo bu igbo,ma ndi ukwu ma ndi nta,ndi bi na eluigwe na ndi bi na elu uwa nke onye diri ya oooooooooo

Ha Ha, Ify, I hope Ihe nine ikwuru no be em, em, curse, abeg how them they take translate am?