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tessybaby:
@phiniter
who called you inside our matter?
busy body

_{Remixes it with weird mc and sends it back to the sender}


you be the remix

saucekid:
^{**knock knock**this is the EFCC
ITUEN QUICKLY BRINGS OUT THE ENVELOPE CONTAINING THE BRIBE MONEY AND HANDS IT OVER}

_{EFCC puts the envelope in the back of their pocket}

Ehen, you 'd go before our panel for further interogation, any thing you say, would be used against you in the court of law

tope_teadr:
Freezy's been watching 2 much cartoos.

you mean he's been watching you?

_{I thought you're the cartoon}

Nna men

was Born an Ajebota, Grew up an Agekpako, now I'm made up of the two stuffs

freezy:
@post
WTF!!!

Take it easy my friend, who you wan Intimidate??

ituen:
My baby no mind those people who put ideas into other peoples matter

I no know oh!!

_{*reduce his voice and talks to him queitly*} ah ah my friend, must you raise an alarm?

why not lets negotiate this like mens instead of getting the women involved

_{*hands him some envelops containing money*}

Mad children

dason4life:
Sam, i guess this Johnny isn't your brother o

Where did you get my Name from??

ituen:
Whata happening here??

Na who which person brain dey im back pocket?

Ituen

Migines:
1. Do u av a spelling problem? Or u wrote like that on purpose.
2. Wots yo point?

M I N G L E S M I N G L E S M I N G L E S

you just wont understand

I was wondering Ituen, maybe you'd lease one of your daughters, to me, you see, i'm real good at breaking these commandments infact they ar too small, was expecting mor like fifty more,


you see, the more broken commandments the better

clemcykul:
@phiniter or hunter hope ure not from ikot ekpene because seems like u got a problem wid pronouncing the leta J

the same way you're finding it real hard to pronounce Phiniter!!

First borns are always the one that every one looks up to

dont you know?

Now, let's be sincere with ourselves,

HOW MUCH can we do for love,
I mean If it's realy a crime how many of us would love to be convicts

don't get me wrong, all I'm asking is to what extent can we go for love

NB: for those that it exists and for those that love does not exist prove its inexistence

her name wasn't mentioned, maybe we'd call her Headward no I mean edward

She' ain't bad though if not for the head, and her mouth, but Neyo's more handsome

I was wondering, if really this happened, I mean about the plantazion boiz something, me and some of my friends where arguing, and it was like the boiz actually used us for making money, they had to do their individual solos so they made it look like they broke up
and now, the wanted to continue from where the stoped so the came together

I really think the actually quarreled and broke up, but somepeople ar haveing different ideas about it so what really happened

Mingles, I hope no beef?
I Mean with me, Me and Iteun no get beef, him go understand ask am

kaecy5:
when a girl slaps a guy, the guy should punch her right eye

it is simply action=reaction

it takes a punch to keep some women quite

BRUTALITY

ituen:
guess we have to look for a way then

Still waiting for the way

We'd have to review this commandments, Remix em

Ituen and Mingles must have seen this one,,, they must have posted it in ROFLMAO too

By the time you done reach nomber 50, someone must have gunned you down

The song is real cool but you see, its a marketing strategy, he's actually getting his own share from yahoo boiz, I mean, Na them they buy the song more

yes actually you have seen this one too?


I mean Ituen and Mingles, you guys have posted this one in nairaland,,

no no. ROFLMAO yes in Roflmao,

Abi I dey lie?

tope_teadr:
This joke's section is getting too raw. I think i would have to pack my bags.

sighs, who get your time??

yeah, reall nice

lordimpaq:
@jackal

don't bet your life on it, the gunners would fare well outside london,

we face reading next, and trust me, we'll do well,

so far we've been faring well outside london

lets hope u guys do well against blackburn,

you are not serious, hw much can you perform against reading

almondjoy:
11 years and counting! Catch 'em young!

Married or still datin?