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SportsRe: INCREDIBLE :A Swedish Player Sent-off For Farting. Goal. Com. by PhockPhockMan(op): 5:32pm On Jun 22, 2016
Red card just for ordinary mess?





Haha.
SportsINCREDIBLE :A Swedish Player Sent-off For Farting. Goal. Com. by PhockPhockMan(op):
There are many reasons a player can be sent off in a game - reckless tackles, two yellow cards, even swearing at the referee in some occasions. But Swedish football saw a bizarre new offence which seems incredibly harsh.

In a ninth-tier clash, Pershagen SK's Adam Lindin Ljungkvist was sent off for "unsportsmanlike behaviour" when he farted loudly in his side's game against and Jarna SK's reserves.

The game was almost over and, having apparently already been given a yellow card, he released wind and was booked for the second time.

"I needed to fart, I had a bad stomach," he told Lanstidningen Sodertalje. "So I just farted. Then I received a yellow card and then a red.

"I was shocked, it's the strangest thing I have ever experienced on a football field.

"I asked the referee: 'What, you can't fart on the field?', he replied: 'No'.


He does, however, have a theory as to why he was sent off: "He may have thought that I farted in my hand and threw it towards him, but he didn't say."

The referee reported that he had already booked the player in the 65th minute, but Ljungkvist says he can't remember receiving one.

And the referee, Dany Kako, has cleared up the situation, stating that it was indeed for passing gas.

"I perceive that it is a provocation against another player. He did it on purpose and it was inappropriate behaviour. Therefore, he received a yellow card."

But even Kako admitted that it is an absurd situation.
"Yes. No one must get a yellow card for farting on the field. Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch. That was also a yellow card."

According to the opposition striker Kristoffer Linde says he heard the fart and testified to how loud it was.

"I was standing a good distance away but I heard the fart loud and clear. It was the strangest thing I've seen on the field, and I have been playing football since I was eight years old."


http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/13712/extra-time/2016/06/22/24917682/player-sent-off-for-farting-loudly?utm_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com.ng%2Furl%3Fsa%3Dt%26source%3Dweb%26cd%3D1%26rct%3Dj%26q%3DSwedish%2520player%2520sent-off%2520for%2520farting!%2520goal.com%2520%26ved%3D0ahUKEwjRxJHT-bvNAhUrLsAKHarUAjsQqG8IGjAA%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.goal.com%252Fen%252Fnews%252F13712%252Fextra-time%252F2016%252F06%252F22%252F24917682%252Fplayer-sent-off-for-farting-loudly%26usg%3DAFQjCNFIN54CHGN5eblEJE5o9y45lvTMjw%26sig2%3DQ7VBsZF6jN3Kmk8ULx1U3g
PoliticsRe: US GOVT Fayose Allegation On President Buhari's Wife Aisha Was True (photo) by PhockPhockMan: 3:13pm On Jun 22, 2016
paparazzi1987:
@OP is a MONKEYlious Goat..the link you pasted is fake sad
Keep quiet, which source is fake if you don't have MB tell me let me dash you some.

SEE SCREENSHOTS FROM THE SITE.

PoliticsRe: US GOVT Fayose Allegation On President Buhari's Wife Aisha Was True (photo) by PhockPhockMan: 2:59pm On Jun 22, 2016
slyng:
Try again op
Challenge him with fact or keep quiet.
PoliticsRe: PDP Replies Aisha Buhari On Twitter by PhockPhockMan: 1:16pm On Jun 22, 2016
ayukdaboss:
You are just as foolish as the person you're trying to support. According to that big fool called phockphockman, there is only 1 Aisha Muhammadu Buhari in the whole of Nigeria right? And your empty cannot tell you otherwise. Cover your face in shame
Those people you showed their faces, do they come from the same village?
I may be mistaken, everything point to the president’s wife.
PoliticsRe: Why I Believe Pmb's Wife Is AISHA Of Haliburton Scam by PhockPhockMan: 1:29am On Jun 22, 2016
I'm I the only one seeing this correction fluid.


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PoliticsRe: PDP Replies Aisha Buhari On Twitter by PhockPhockMan: 12:59am On Jun 22, 2016
Fantastically Corrupt people everywhere....
In order for your president to divert attention, and rescue his wife from the Halliburton Scandal, they resorted in replacing His Wife with an Innocent Woman.
This is so devilish, and highest level of Corruption!!!
How much was given to this poor innocent woman, that made her accept to linked herself in a crime she knows nothing about.
How possible is that someone from the same village(Daura) will bear the same Name(Aisha), same Husband name(Mohammadu), and same husband Surname (Buhari) .??
We all know who is AISHA MOHAMMADU BUHARI!!! And we all know it not this woman here.!!!
How can it be possible that this Innocent very poor looking woman will collaborate with big shots like OBJ, Atiku Wife, USA Senator to carry out such a huge corruption acts!??
If she is this powerful to dine with those big shots, were has she been, that no one knows herhuh
Does it mean that USA does not know what they are saying.
huh
Who said Buhari is not corrupt??
They know how to forge, ... they first Forged Buhari Certificate and used billions to hire big lawyers to defend criminality and they also forged National Budget and padded it severally... now this one...

PoliticsRe: Dasuki: Your Witnesses Can’t Wear Mask, Use Fake Names – Court Tells FG by PhockPhockMan: 10:00pm On Jun 21, 2016
What is wrong with this government? You accused people openly and you try them secretly.
PoliticsRe: APC Protest The Marginalization Of Bayelsa State By Buhari by PhockPhockMan: 4:12pm On Jun 21, 2016
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PoliticsBREAKING: Buhari appoints new acting Police IGP. by PhockPhockMan(op): 3:44pm On Jun 21, 2016
President Muhammadu Buhari has appointed Ibrahim Kpotun Idris, an Assistant Inspector General of police, from Niger State, as the new acting Inspector General, the News Agency of Nigeria has reported.
Mr. Idris’ appointment follows the retirement of Solomon Arase as he clocks the compulsory retirement age of 60.
Mr. Idris was the AIG in charge of operations at the force headquarters, Abuja.
Ahead of the announcement, a presidential source told PREMIUM TIMES that the president summoned Mr. Idris to the presidential villa in Abuja.
“He was suddenly invited to the State House and I noticed some form of celebration by his staff after news of his summon was received. He may likely be our new boss,” the source said.
PoliticsRe: Is Referendum Finally Coming For Biafra?this! EU To Meet Buhari Over N/delta by PhockPhockMan: 12:15am On Jun 21, 2016
Victorvexz:
Lol, by making Taiwan stronger? lol, it's like u don't understand. China has full control over Taiwan. They know what is coming in and what is coming out. They know when U.S can empower them. But U.S can't. There certain weapons China don't allow U.S sell to Taiwan. This year alone, China banned U.S from selling some high tech war ship and some weapons worth $1b dollars, and the U.S did not sell it to Taiwan. That is the level of control they have. Although they are autonomous, but China has a massive control over them
PLEASE SAY WHAT YOU KNOW.

[size=18pt]China outraged at US warship sales to Taiwan
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American envoy called in to explain his country’s agreement with Taipei to supply weapons, missiles and vehicles in deal worth nearly $2bn
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/17/china-outraged-at-us-warship-sales-to-taiwan
PoliticsRe: Buharicertificategate: Presidency Threatens Legal Suit Against Nwokocha by PhockPhockMan: 3:44pm On Jun 19, 2016
The pummeler has been pummeled.
The same Buhari convicted Dasuki and Kanu on live TV without trial.

PoliticsRe: Why IPOB Is Crawling And Kneeling For Niger Delta Avengers Support by PhockPhockMan: 3:01pm On Jun 19, 2016
Itoroetti:
Where in the entire South East is as developed as akwa Ibom? Where In akwa did u traveled to? Where in South East is developed apart a fraction of in enugu and anambra?
You should have known that the person you quoted don't know how Igbo land look like.
PoliticsRe: Why IPOB Is Crawling And Kneeling For Niger Delta Avengers Support by PhockPhockMan: 2:28pm On Jun 19, 2016
papaejima1:
Because studies have shown that Yoruba's are 99.9% Igbo
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 2:02pm On Jun 19, 2016
Abagworo:
I posted a picture of it on the Imo State thread in January with a large photo of Ararume at the junction. If I dig it then I will repost. Your picture is 2 years old and has been recycled severally on Nairaland, twitter and Facebook
I'm waiting my brother, please try to add current pictures of the the place, Nigerians want to know who is lying.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News President Buhari Is Back In Nigeria With His Ear Surgery (photo) by PhockPhockMan: 1:38pm On Jun 19, 2016
Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z2MQBX5i6k

[size=14pt]Interview of President Buhari over his 10 days sick leave[/size]
Hilarious
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 1:11pm On Jun 19, 2016
Beremx:
The Op is not the same as the person you quoted. it's really shameful that the Op who claim to be from Imo state is posting fake pictures just to discredit Rochas. Now you see why he believes i hate him.
Tell him to bring current pictures of the road.
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 12:14pm On Jun 19, 2016
Agunechemba1:
How did we get here?


How did Rochas become my state Governor?

An abok.i presiding over the affairs in an Eastern state.

We made the mistake, we would suffer it.
So unfortunate.
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 12:09pm On Jun 19, 2016
Abagworo:
Everyday they indict the useless Jonathan Government but yet Igbos dey mumu. That's Owerri-Okigwe Road and the picture was taken in 2014. Okorocha has no blame on that just like Obiano has no blame for Umunya or Awkuzu. The blame goes to immediate past government and coincidentally FERMA has repaired it under Buhari. Amaraku junction is very smooth right now.
You have the right to defend your pay.
Wait o o, Which road you said Buhari did?

Oya bring the current picture let's see.
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 12:00pm On Jun 19, 2016
Beremx:
I care less about what you think of Rochas and his government. Count me out of your silly accusation that i hate you. I hate no one on nairaland.
Hmmmm
PoliticsRe: Beremx Today Is Sunday by PhockPhockMan: 11:05am On Jun 19, 2016
What's the meaning of this thread?







Just asking o o.
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 10:50am On Jun 19, 2016
Toosure70:
op, you dey craze o.
Okorocha's misadventure in my dear state dey make me mad
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 10:44am On Jun 19, 2016
successmatters:
E never sartorial sef, when Beremx was busy preaching for you to vote a confirmed 419, I warned una. But see.
That lady you quoted hate me pass devil because of my opposition to Okorocha's evil rule.
PoliticsRe: Militants Kidnap Naval Officer In Lagos And Two Others, Demand N7m Ransom by PhockPhockMan: 10:39am On Jun 19, 2016
ayindejimmy:
Trust you people to always defend the criminal habits of "our son"
Instead of condemning the act, you turn defensive.
I've often argue that these people are terrorist not militants. You can't be calling only Muslims terrorist



"There are strong indications that jobless Ijaw/Ilaje ex-militants as well as militiamen may have invaded Lagos, and are responsible for the various recent acts of kidnappings, robberies and other criminal activities in the state.
Impeccable sources in the police and the Department of State Services, who spoke with Saturday PUNCH on the condition of anonymity, said available intelligence suggested that some of the ex-militants, whose source of livelihood was lost after President Muhammadu Buhari cancelled their pipeline protection contracts, were responsible for the recent upsurge of crime rate in the state."


www.punchng.com/ex-militants-militiamen-invade-lagos/
Quoting punch makes no sense to me because it's a known west propaganda machine.
We all know the headquarter of armed robbery in Nigeria that produced legendary Oyenusi, Shina Rambo etc.
Today, we're now being forced (by a visibly biased media houses) to believe that crime in all part is by easterners.

Continue.
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 10:13am On Jun 19, 2016
MrEverest:
Okorocha is a disaster on Imo. I warned my people but many did not listen, now we are all suffering it together!
I'm really pained, Imo State is now a huge abandoned project.
PoliticsRe: Militants Kidnap Naval Officer In Lagos And Two Others, Demand N7m Ransom by PhockPhockMan: 3:54am On Jun 19, 2016
Next news will be, a man in Kano state lost his transport money to [size=18pt]
Niger Delta militant pickpockets.
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NONSENSE.
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 2:59am On Jun 19, 2016
Marsrover:
Very funny.......
It's funny because you can't understand, but as Indigene of the state, I'm crying bitterly.

PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 1:03am On Jun 19, 2016
Nempi:
Okorocha is a curse
I can't understand how we ended up having this clown as governor.



So Unfortunate
PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 11:25pm On Jun 18, 2016
attackgat:
I was actually rushing to see the the Dam! Man you had me there lol. The Imo state people were warned not let Okorohausa and his APC party in, they did not listen. Now, they are reaping the fruits of their mistake. So unfortunate
Imo people don suffer for Okorocha hand.

I no fit cry.

PoliticsRe: 3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 9:55pm On Jun 18, 2016
chiwetaluAGU:
Abagworo on white shirt near the umbrella .... my man, i see you wink cheesy
Who you dey call? My hands no dey o o
Politics3 Thousand Mega Watts Amaraku Dam Constructed By Okorocha. Picture. by PhockPhockMan(op): 9:40pm On Jun 18, 2016
Since APC bewitched him , Imolites never had it so bad. From backlog of unpaid salaries and pensions to abandoned projects here and there.
Today, nobody talks about the welfare of Imo people, instead, building University and mosque in North takes front seat.
When Igbos are massacred by Northerners he becomes deaf and dumb, but when fake news fly that five fulanis are killed, he quickly set up fact finding committee.
All in the name of becoming vice president in the year 2090.

Okorocha, we Imolites are watching you.

PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi Pictured Flying Economy Class by PhockPhockMan: 8:19pm On Jun 18, 2016
Rubbish

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