₦airaland Forum

Kashamaadupe!
Person wey no see chicken chop this year still fit no see chicken chop next year o(me ano get strength to dey motivate anybody again jare).

Oluromantic:
Smokers are liable to die young

Tobacco contains over 50 substances that causes cancer

Normal lungs: Smokers lungs

These are the contents of cigar packs, yet Davido is still lighting up

Smoke your life to death bro. When you die, they will bury you with 30billion. RIP in advance

How about those ones killed by bokoharam, Shey nah smoking still kill them? One thing must to kill person bro.

Why should I bother?

This one wey una dey furkkkk unaself upandan for this una workplace so shey you sure say una dey fit make profit so?

Any form of religion is a scam, yes there's God for sure but there's nothing called a religion.

She dey travel go one new country like that, the country wey dem dey call "koolu". Nah the country wey people wey dey scratch card dey live.

Buhari is enjoying his birthday in Turkey and this ones are busy making noise. They should just allow the old man enjoy his birthday please... I dare the bandits to kidnap buhari first then they will see what Nigerians we do to them.

Inefficient presidency.

Branded iphone 13 pro would keep them coming again next year...

Sorry you fit dash dem one branded cow if your money no reach to buy iPhone 13.

This ones self know say Buhari and him family dey totally useless, Buhari piking no get work so dem don give am Taliban title.

Person wey him hand never strong enough to handle sword make that person no dare ask for the kind death wey him papa die.
As e be so make you learn to be calming down and focus on your work.

Okada ban no reach her own side of Lagos?

Omniman:
all these people wey dey shout clitocurrency.
This car no reach $60k

Oya come gather the $60k make we see nah.

Dem go fuckkkk am like dem take fuckkk Tiwa Savage... Nothing new.

Surayj123:
See talk, point of correct the quran was revealed, the torah, the bible and the quran were all revealed by the same God, that why there is similarities in these books, so no one copy from each other

I'm sure the book of Yeezus was also revealed by God.

Lol...

175years jail term? E no fit work jare!

saphiere:
Hmm Men!

I sure say men don do you strong thing before... Eeya!

Havesomesense:
Breakdown of how much money I spend every month

Emergency #10,000
Nepa light #2,000 (Prepaid meter)
Fuel #10,000
Data #5,000 (40gb)
Airtime #3,000
Food #50,000
Transport #10,000
Mj #5,000 (if you know, you know)
Emergency #10,000

Total : #95,000 every month.

I wish we could go back to 2015 when life wasn't that hard, when naira had value.

You mean only you dey chop 95k every month?
EFCC must to hear this...

akin9ja78:
Saying this administration hasnt done any good na hate speech sir. If we cant pray for the nation let us be mute. I have seen ordinary people benefited from the youth investment fund.

Hope that your friend also buy bag of rice at 30,000 per bag? Hope that your friend can travel on Abuja-Kaduna road with his eyes closed? Hope that your can even travel the country with a peace of mind? Hope that your friend is also enjoying the killing news happening all over the country?

Tell your friend that Nigeria is not good abeg.

Jamiubond009:
When you were shouting and screaming that churches should be open during the lockdown so tithes and offerings would continue to flow into your coffers,you don forget abi?

Because he knew covid in Nigeria was a scam.

Buhari body odour...

JavaScript9091:
This one just sold his destiny the way esau sold his to Jacob. The only difference is that esau sold his for food while this man sold his for simping

No be everybody go fit use their destiny, some people go still need some other person go help them use their own destiny.

Let's go the "Edo" ways...
Make una come collect winch so una go fit fly safely to una destinations.

It's called "juju".
Go to the market and tell them you want to buy "juju"...

Man injustice to his fellow man...

advanceDNA:
Nigerian sniper is adulterated... that thing doesn’t contain up to 1% of -dicholorovinyl dimethyl phosphate ...

If fake sniper fit dey kee human being anyhow I wonder waiting original one go come do o

Some people derive pleasure in borrowing, the truth is that if I borrow you once then I'm not borrowing you again bro. Go get your own.

Op just go ahead, it's just a date for crying out loud! Get to know her intentions first.

Piss never hold you wella, if piss wey fit burst your bladder hold you you no go no wen you go open your nyansh yakata for public.

This is what we need in my country, at least no mofurker would have the gut to mess around anyhow.

yinkaOdutuyo:
Pls I need your advice on this.

Since have being dating my fiancee going to 3 years now, I have being doing almost all her parent responsibilities.

I was the one that sent her to school -ND1 and ND2, I paid all the semesters school fees.

I also paid her 2 years rent, when she was in the school. All her handouts and school bills were paid by me. Even till feeding.

Her parent are just to poor, that they can't even provide what they'll eat for themselves.

I did almost everything within my power to provide for her and help her parent atimes with some little I can afford.

Now she's done with her ND programme, am planing to enrol her for a professional Catering Job, which is amount to almost 250k.

At times she come to my place and spent like 2weeks, 3 weeks or even 1 week with me.

So of a recent her mom asked her to come home and spend some days with them.

She now called and ask me for feeding money, but I was angry and I asked her, Can't your parent provide basic needs? Like feeding, clothes etc. You'll be in my house I'll provide what you'll eat and when you're in your parent too, I'll still be the one to provide what you'll eat. Didn't your dad go out every morning to go and work?

I just told her, that if her parent can't provide basic needs, I don't think is proper.

And again she's the type that want to wear what other ladies are wearing and want to up to standard.

And I didn't send any money to her.

I just want to know if am wrong for asking her that. because her dad is alive and mom is healthy, but they're always broke and no money, that they hardly feed 3 square meals.

Nah your type dey give all these girls moral to dey misbehave. Nah this type of parents go still dey expect big pride price when time to marry don reach. Which kain useless family you wan carry yourself enter so? You better leave that girl make she dey with her parents like that.