₦airaland Forum

DubaiLandLord:
You're s!ck

Is not compulsory you quote me

Pig!!

I'm sure bitterness do run in your family, you are just so bitter that a mere bottle water seller became famous than the whole of your family so why won't you exhibit bitterness?
Go screw yourself dude!!

DubaiLandLord:
Smart hawker

He learnt from the guy selling gala

Why haven't you learned?
You should have positioned yourself on the roadside so you can reach out to prisoners too...



Bad belle!

If dem no go mind to born black pickin then me I fit donate all my sperm give them.

In Nigeria there's no gathering that is of God's people... Nah wetin we go chop we dey find upandan.

DubaiLandLord:
I'm with China on this

Are you a Muslim?

Chai! Wedding without jollo and aso ebi...

See this hanty o, she will only attend meetings inside air-conditioned rooms and money will be made yet she's complaining. How about those bricklayers that attend their own meeting inside heavy sunshine just to earn 4k per day?

This one will only make Nigeria become what Abia state is today. The genesis of the rotten in abia state today began with Orji Uzo Kalu.

Football unites while Buhari disunites...
That man is a sadist.

Thanks to Buhari...

perdollar:
i hope to see d kaaba bomb by jihadist who dont accept shrines

Just one bomb and half of the world problems will be gone.

ruggedtimi:
Aso rock

Aso rock wey ordinary rat dey pursue the occupants?

Haven't seen any of this smellos getting richer than Zuckerberg...

Way to go!

Una see why God no dey gree bless some people?! Small fame now don enter this one head him don start dey yawn upata.

At your own risk...

The pickin wen talk say nah fowl head him go dey chop when him grow- the fowl head no go allow am make him grow... Nuff said.

MrBrownJay1:
sniper in a pot for rats while you didnt warn people&neighbors etc about the dangers of that pot laced with a deadly concoction?

Your argument can only hold water if I was the one who served the meal to any stupid motherfucker that decided to steal a pot of soup without knowing the contents.

MrBrownJay1:
sniper in a pot for rats while you didnt warn people&neighbors etc about the dangers of that pot laced with a deadly concoction?

Then I'll have to inform the neighbors anytime I'm about making love to my wife, I'll have to inform them anytime I soak my linens with hypo or jik, I'll have to warn them anytime I want to fumigate my properties too...

Bros, when it's time for case I'll know how to wiggle myself out of it.

MrBrownJay1:
here would be the 1st question that would send you straight to kirikiri for life.... why did you put sniper in this pot of delicious food and left it outside unattended?!?!?!

Been having rat attacks and I knew sniper in a delicious meal would eliminate them so I did the needful.

MrBrownJay1:
oh i believe you, but you have to accept that it was "your" mistake, as we all know that you cant really trust hungry broke Nigerians to leave that food untouched.



kai! because of soup theft you will be jailed for murder!

Don't worry, when it's time for the case I'll know how to defend myself.

Just add small sniper inside the soup and leave it outside again next time...

Nuff said my brother, congratulations on your achievements Sir. Instead if some people to create their own path they would rather thread the paths created by others. Thank goodness you created your own path and walked in it accordingly.

Wahala!

My people talk say river no dey swallow who no near am...

visijo:
I come in peace. Will pharmacies be open tomorrow?

You don phorget to buy postinor2 today abi?

OP hasn't said nothing yet...
Why would you marry close to your dad? Won't you cherish a change of scene?

Kobojunkie:
You think say the devil the traditionalists invite worse pass the one wey una dey invite by consulting with pastors and mogs, your church oracles , before and during your marriages?

You think say nah everybody dey go church or mosque? Bros I no get religion o.

Why your people wicked like this?
Abeg which tribe you be so I go know how to avoid una. Person never invite devil self peace of mind never dey so wetin wan come happen to una wey dey deliberately invite devil make him come join una marriage?