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cashreport:
STATE OF Emergency

Is the way out

To remove wike and calm his hot head

APC people need to run out of rivers state ooo

Wike go finish una ...

President declare #state of emergency in rivers state

Start the hash tag on twitter and everywhere

Wike is out of control

Let d senile dementia in Aso Rock declare state of emergency in kano state first

Teebaba30:
There is this lady I have been dating now for almost eleven years (11) she was my first love, we started dating while I was still in my final stage of secondary school, things were moving smoothly, as we are both new in the game of love.

I could remembered, then, mtn with their free night calls, we would talk from 12am to 5:00am then, she is the daughter to the king of the town, a well known king in Lagos state, but along the line, as we progress in line, owing to my fine boy of a thing,.

You know we guys when we sense that, it seems all lady want us, due to our cute look, or academic reasons, we take the advantage to flirt, of which she so much detest a cheating guy, she caught me times without number, but still hard for both of us to let go our anyone, after my higher institution,

I relocated to Lagos to start life and keep the hustle real, but this lady was in Lagos with mom, she keep coming to my place even in Lagos, but unfortunately, we lost contact, for seven years, we couldn't reach ourselves, then i decided to relocated to another location in Lagos

But just last month, her call came, that she saw my contact on Facebook, And we try to renew the relationship, that's how we started and doing fine, she's now in her final year At Fountain University, Oshogbo,

Now the problem facing us now is, She is a Muslim, while am a Christian, her parent will never allow her to convert, while my own parent will never allow me to convert, and now we are madly in love, she try to convinced her dad, but all effort was prove abortive.

We love ourselves so much, but religion is the barrier facing us now, we are both planning to run away from the country, she promised to foot all bills for our travelling, but I told her we should try just be friend as our religion is the barrier here now.

If not for the religion issue, we plan to have our introduction this year, and get wedded next year, but religion want to truncate the whole plans,

Pls fellow nairalanders, your advice is urgently needed now, we are both confused, with no option, we can't let go of anyone, and yet we don't want our parent to turn back to us,

She keeps crying everyday, even I myself, and in the state of confused now,.

SHOULD WE QUIT THE RELATIONSHIP OR WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW..?

The Holy Bible admonishes christians NOT TO BE UNEQUALLY YOKED WITH UNBELIEVERS........
Let her go, if u value ya salvation

Jackossky:
Is there anything you have done because of love which you regret anytime you remember?

Hmmm, I can remember a friend of mine that helped his new girlfriend to write an exam, this my friend (Let me call him A) is a scholar on a good day, this babe begged him to write an exam because she has failed that same exam back to back, she couldn't afford another failure. My guy being the Samaritan he is agreed but with the promise of entering the promise land after all said and done.

We the friends gingered him and some advised against it.

To cut the story short, he was caught and saved by a hair's breadth, the said girl reneged on her promise and threaten to 'finish' my guy if he make any advance towards her.

Come see how she was loyal prior the exam, this made my friend never to try such and anytime he remembers, he always seem like crying. We do taunt him till today and to cap it all, he had to pay his way out with his own money.


Share your experience...

I've travelled long distances despite d risks to visit my ex
I don't want to mention the monies I have spent, and some 'nasty' things she made me do
Henceforth, loving with my 2 eyes open, walahi

CXLVII:
November is almost here.

Their is no need to start wailing.

Of, course not
That's why that skinny wench Illuminati Pelosi is there for you to cry on

Worry about the impending defeat of sexual predator-Biden at the polls

CXLVII:
Gibberish! So you did a coup will happen in Venezuela without the US president knowing about it.

Do you have an idea what it takes to stage a coup.

Anyways, Trump is leaving office November. Quote me any day. Its a constant!

And who told you billonaires don't fund and organise coups?
Is it Trump that will benefit from the oil or Chevron, Total, Elf, ExxonMobil and the likes
Don't know why I'm wasting my time to respond to your junk

Go and remove him from office nah.........After 'intelligent' people like you vote for a senile dementia like Buhari, you look for Trump to villofy

Trump will be elected and you can go and cry to Mummy Pelosi for all I care

CXLVII:
Trump has failed again.

Ordinary coup he can't accurately conduct. He should go and learn from Obama. Less talk, more action.

He will never listen to the experts. Mr. Know it all.

Try and read before typing junk

The report says that they were funded by U.S. billonaires
Did you see where Trump was said to sanction or order the operation?

If Trump wanted him dead, Maduro would have ended up like the Iranian General

Tell your Democrat friends that this is a poor attempt to make Trump look bad, ok

fulaniHERDSman:

The hopeless thing above me though ... just yarn dust first


Modified:
This thing above me should be ignored by all well meaning Nigerians.
(1) No happy girl with a good growing-up and stable adult life can be this caged & trapped in hatred of the most productive tribe of the black race.
(2) Easy to deduce a case of zero parental/family love and failed & frustrated adult life here.
(3) Transfer of aggression/blind hatred in this case makes this delusional imp get temporary respite from his/her perpetual depression.
(4) Clinical psychiatry's solution for this particular kind of case is to improve their SELF ESTEEM by getting a life outside this kind of faceless forum rather than the illusional online power that sinks them even deeper down the RUBICON of hopelessness.
(5) Lastly, here is a typical SUICIDE CANDIDATE. As the last resort, Tisssaiah or Tusasia (otapiapia) may engage Sniper as a way out of his/her protracted painful misery.

We only wait till he/she does the needful.

My brother, her case is similar to that of Bello el-Rufai
Both need extensive psychotherapy ASAP

Tissaia:
Almajiris are 1000 times better than entire SE and it's I-pigs

At least your so-called I-pigs are sensible to birth only the number of children they can cater for than to have multitudes of bastards, and discard them under the guise of religion.

Show Nairalanders one state in U.A.E., Saudi Arabia or Malaysia where Almajiri nonsense is being practiced
Ethnic Bigot

Iamundisputed:
Ignorant lot...

Just because Bill Gates saw the solution to the Covid-19 crisis, they're demonizing him. This is the difference between ordinary people and great people.

Oga, pls go and open your yansh for him so that he will test the vaccine on you first

Hussein01:
pack ur comment nd go a dump it on christian tread......we dnt need it, u can go nd join jehova withess preaching 5am of every blessed day.

If u can't handle d truth becos u are pained, kindly reverse with your chikdishness to a nearby daycare and wait for your mummy, and avoid my mention....do I look like a jehovah witness loser to you?

StrongandMighty:
I wan know which category of matyrs Boko Haram dey?

What about SHEKAU, EL-RUFAI, BUHARI and ISHAQ AKINTOLA of MURIC


NB. I'm not a muslim
Jesus is the saviour of the earth, and in him only would I believe, and Jehovah only would I serve.....forever

oluwaseyi0:
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he keeps changing moniker and phone number, he blocks people immediately they transfer to him

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Try and report him 2 Efcc

ProfDview1:
There is this lady I like so much, even my friends know that I like her so much and will love to spend the rest of my life with her.

One day, I saw her with my friend and I later asked her why she is so close to my friend. She said they are dating each other, that she cannot marry me simply because I am tailor.

My friend is a yahoo boy, he doesn't have any work. The only way he eats is via internet scam. To be honest I was so pained, moreover she is not the only lady to have done this to me. Have met several ladies that told me that they can't marry a tailor and they end up dating yahoo Boys for my street.

They always tell me to leave my tailoring job and go hustle like my frnds to make cool money.

Guys, I am tired.. Should I leave the tailoring job and join my friends to do the yahoo stuff?

Girls keep rejecting me up and down and I am fed up.

Pls advise me

Oga, ignore that fool that criticized ya comportment
Re-package yourself and your vocation
Carry yourself as a FASHION DESIGNER and not a TAILOR

Register your busimess on social media, and do colourful designs on mannequins
When u are ready to settle down, meet your mother, or go to any mountain of fire church and join the youth fellowship........

adadike:
Elrufai called southern women whores but let's tell ourselves the truth here. Hausa/ Fulani girls are the real whores. Hausa / Fulani have not produced a single thing in their entire life except sexual aphrodisiac called kayanmata and kayanmaza.

May Jah bless you, Nne

A Hausa lady is the quickest among the Nigerian tribes to leave a husband, immediately his fortunes dwindle
Thank God I'm not dating any of them
I'd havenbeen bankrupt by now

fergie006:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/tribuneonlineng.com/update-ex-pdp-national-chairman-ali-modu-sheriff-loses-dad-in-fire-outbreak/amp/

Poor dad has been used for rituals.....

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adadike:
Thank you Don jazzy. We told some people not to vote for this wicked man called Buhari, they refused. Covid 19, they advised us to stay indoors . How can a mother watch her children starve to death and she does nothing about it? It will not be well with this audio govt.

Your physique....amaka

RichDad1:
This is some charades I guess.
So what happened to the already charged and convicted Bellos?

They weren't Marlians

Hello Nairalanders

Please does anyone have any idea on how I can reach out to Nescafe (through email or social media)?

I've been trying to reach them for a while without success

I intend sending a business/innovation proposal to them, that pertains to coffee

Thanks in advance.

masterpiecer:
Hello

Hi

I've sent a response to you via whatsapp

Hello Nairalanders and painters in the house

I am looking for a painter in residing in Abuja to partner with and to provide him/her with painting/artistic ideas.

The painter would exclusively utilise my painting ideas, sell / exhibit the finished painting, and share the profit/proceeds afterwards

Any interested Nairaland painter should please quote me or whatsapp me on 07019339722

Thanks

Mysticwebb:
Did I just read led by the President? Buhari come and see your mate in action, not in empty promises, leading in the forefront, not hiding in their government house like you.
Our half-dead President is just there squandering our money to sustain his half battery life while the masses die in thousand due to insecurity.

My brother, I have the feeling that the truth about Boko haram and its sponsors will soon be exposed, with things like this

RYANAYO:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-angry-youths-burn-police-station-in-katsina/

Another reason I cannot invest my money in the north...smh

Hello Nairalanders, a new rap song (lyrics) was written by someone living in Abuja for Yemi Alade recently.

Please, if any member of this forum knows how I can reach out to her and email it to her, kindly mention me, call me on 08107490958, or
Whatsapp - 07019339722
Thanks in advance

NB. Her agent at Effyzie Music (Mr Taiye) is not responding to my text messages and emails, that is why I'm using this medium

Witcher:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/03/24/nigeria-army-prepares-lockdown-over-coronavirus

1st stage of a COUP D'ETAT

BUHARIISCURSED:
God is fighting for his people

Next is Buratai

RisenPhoenix:
Don't worry. All na wayo. Woman just dey take am do shakara for their husband. If their husband no mind them, or if na baby mama dem be, na any and everything dem see dem go chop. Na only when one mumu husband dey for house na den deir pregnancy go make them think of shawarma at 2 am. Make I hear word joor.

Don't mind dem bro,

As for me, na her mama I go bring from village, make she use am do housegirl.....nonsense

edochie12:
Arrewa,u are only good at showing roads,what about other things

Like child marriage,, or what

[quote author=unmask post=87257620]https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/revelations-on-abacha-
Revealing

Witcher:
Most read
Speech as Nigeria Military Head Of State (1983)
Muhammadu Buhari

In pursuance of the primary objective of saving our great nation from total collapse, I, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari of the Nigerian army have, after due consultation amongst the services of the armed forces, been formally invested with the authority of the Head of the Federal Military Government and the Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. It is with humility and a deep sense of responsibility that I accept this challenge and call to national duty.

As you must have heard in the previous announcement, the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (1979) has been suspended, except those sections of it which are exempted in the constitution. The change became necessary in order to put an end to the serious economic predicament and the crisis of confidence now afflicting our nation.

Consequently, the Nigerian armed forces have constituted themselves into a Federal Military Government comprising of a Supreme Military Council, a National Council of States, a Federal Executive Council at the centre and State Executive Councils to be presided over by military governors in each of the states of the federation. Members of these councils will be announced soon.
The last Federal Military Government drew up a programme with the aim of handing over political power to the civilians in 1979. This programme as you all know, was implemented to the letter. The 1979 constitution was promulgated.
However, little did the military realise that the political leadership of the second republic will circumvent most of the checks and balances in the constitution and bring the present state of general insecurity.

The premium on political power became so exceedingly high that political contestants regarded victory at elections as a matter of life and death struggle and were determined to capture or retain power by all means. It is true that there is a worldwide economic recession.
However, in the case of Nigeria, its impact was aggravated by mismanagement. We believe the appropriate government agencies have good advice but the leadership disregarded their advice. The situation could have been avoided if the legislators were alive to their constitutional responsibilities. Instead, the legislators were preoccupied with determining their salary scales, fringe benefit and unnecessary foreign travels, et al, which took no account of the state of the economy and the welfare of the people they represented.

As a result of our inability to cultivate financial discipline and prudent management of the economy, we have come to depend largely on internal and external borrowing to execute government projects with attendant domestic pressure and soaring external debts, thus aggravating the propensity of the outgoing civilian administration to mismanage our financial resources. Nigeria was already condemned perpetually with the twin problem of heavy budget deficits and weak balance of payments position, with the prospect of building a virile and viable economy.

The last general election was anything but free and fair. The only political parties that could complain of election rigging are those parties that lacked the resources to rig. There is ample evidence that rigging and thuggery were relative to the resources available to the parties. This conclusively proved to us that the parties have not developed confidence in the presidential system of government on which the nation invested so much material and human resources. While corruption and indiscipline have been associated with our state of under-development, these two evils in our body politics have attained unprecedented height in the past few years. The corrupt, inept and insensitive leadership in the last four years has been the source of immorality and impropriety in our society.

Since what happens in any society is largely a reflection of the leadership of that society, we deplore corruption in all its facets. This government will not tolerate kick-backs, inflation of contracts and over-invoicing of imports etc. Nor will it condone forgery, fraud, embezzlement, misuse and abuse of office and illegal dealings in foreign exchange and smuggling.
Arson has been used to cover up fraudulent acts in public institutions. I am referring to the fire incidents that gutted the P&T buildings in Lagos, the Anambra State Broadcasting Corporation, the Republic Building at Marina, the Federal Ministry of Education, the Federal Capital Development Authority Accounts at Abuja and the NET Building. Most of these fire incidents occurred at a time when Nigerians were being apprehensive of the frequency of fraud scandals and the government incapacity to deal with them.

Corruption has become so pervasive and intractable that a whole ministry has been created to stem it.
Fellow Nigerians, this indeed is the moment of truth. My colleagues and I – the Supreme Military Council, must be frank enough to acknowledge the fact that at the moment, an accurate picture of the financial position is yet to be determined. We have no doubt that the situation is bad enough. In spite of all this, every effort will be made to ensure that the difficult and degrading conditions under which we are living are eliminated.
Let no one however be deceived that workers who have not received their salaries in the past eight or so months will receive such salaries within today or tomorrow or that hospitals which have been without drugs for months will be provided with enough immediately. We are determined that with the help of God we shall do our best to settle genuine payments to which government is committed, including backlog of workers’ salaries after scrutiny.

We are confident and we assure you that even in the face of the global recession, and the seemingly gloomy financial future, given prudent management of Nigeria’s existing financial resources and our determination to substantially reduce and eventually nail down rises in budgetary deficits and weak balance of payments position. The Federal Military Government will reappraise policies with a view to paying greater attention to the following areas: The economy will be given a new impetus and better sense of direction. Corrupt officials and their agents will be brought to book.

In view of the drought that affected most parts of the country, the federal government will, with the available resources, import food stuffs to supplement the shortfalls suffered in the last harvest.
Our foreign policy will both be dynamic and realistic. Africa will of course continue to be the centre piece of our foreign policy. The morale and combat readiness of the armed forces will be given high priority. Officers and men with high personal and professional integrity will have nothing to fear.

The Chief Justice of Nigeria and all other holders of judiciary appointments within the federation can continue in their appointments and the judiciary shall continue to function under existing laws subject to such exceptions as may be decreed from time to time by the Federal Military Government. All holders of appointments in the civil service, the police and the National Security Organisation shall continue to exercise their functions in the normal way subject to changes that may be introduced by the Federal Military Government.

All those chairmen and members of statutory corporations, parastatals and other executive departments are hereby relieved of their appointments with immediate effect.
The Federal Military Government will maintain and strengthen existing diplomatic relations with other states and with international organisations and institutions such as the Organisation of African Unity, the United Nations and its organs, Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries, ECOWAS and the Commonwealth etc. The Federal Military Government will honour and respect all treaties and obligations entered into by the previous government and we hope that such nations and bodies will reciprocate this gesture by respecting our country’s territorial integrity and sovereignty.
Fellow Nigerians, finally, we have dutifully intervened to save this nation from imminent collapse. We therefore expect all Nigerians, including those who participated directly or indirectly in bringing the nation to this present predicament, to cooperate with us. This generation of Nigerians, and indeed future generations, have no country other than Nigeria. We shall remain here and salvage it together.

May God bless us all. Good morning.

Sister, this stuff was writtennby IDIAGBON