₦airaland Forum

AllenSpencer:
Relax!

November is almost here.

You will find another generation

America was 'great' when Obama was covertly sponsoring ISIS, wrecked US economy, rendered millions jobless and was flooding Europe with Muslim immigrants....my friend go and sit down

Americans are not gullible like some 'sophisticated' Nigerians who are now crying over lopsided appointmemts

Teaser4:
don't type short details for cheap likes, you're nothing but a clout chaser. He lost republican primary slots, the man had issues with the party, and was punished. House Republican leaders removed him from the Judiciary and Agriculture Committees, as party officials scrambled to appear tough on racism and contain damage from comments he made to The New York Times questioning why white supremacy is considered offensive.

He's a racist, and opposition gonna nail em if he win the primaries, na republican go still win the district. typical liberal clownnnn.


this is the man that replaces him State Senator Randy Feenstra, another Trump ally and ardent supporter. The GOP is united behind Trump, over 90% approval ratings no be beans.... red tsunami

Pls educate the hungry slowpoke

If Trump replies that old crone, he will be d first to come here and say Trump should be diplomatic like Obama

His types are quick to defend Bubu who doesn't know Nigeria's debt are over N30 trillion as we speak

Trump os winning November election, even if 50 George Floyds are murdered in October...gba gbe

Weedsmoker:
Keep deceiving yourself, even Trump has being confirmed to be a homosexual and a paedophile from some released government documents,this Americans don't see any big deal in this acts.Trump is only trying to please the evangelicals christians just to win their votes.



Too many dumb people on nairaland.

I didn't knkw unwere so dumb sha

Anywayz, if u have forgotten, let me remind u that your fellow wailers in America (Democrats) tried and failed to impeach Baba Trump
If u are so concerned about this junk above, why not send it to US department of Justice.

Let me also remind you that once a criminal case like d junkies above are financially settled a frustrated dude cum 3rd party like you can't do anything about it

NB. Kindly tell that old senile fool - Biden to stop wasting his time with Black leaders
Just like Nigerian almajiri illiterates who would support Buhari with a gun to their head, majority of Americans would support Trup, because he is an embodiment of what America stands for

Akinsoladwayne:
Hi everyone! So I was at my brother's house yesterday and could you believe his wife cooked rice for me and served me with a meat I mean just a meat.

This is the person that knows how choosy I could be when it comes to eating.

I'd recall vividly before my brother married her, then when I visit my brother at his place I do the cooking and the least meat/fish I'd always dish my food with could be two or three.
But I have been wondering how on earth would she serve me her in-law with just a meat.
This is an insult of the highest order, like I'm gonna need to call my brother's attention to it.

Well at the end of the day I had no choice than to eat the food like that with the one meat she served me. The food self no sweet.

If you like bant me, it's none of my fuvking business.

Stop being a petty pussy

Times are not easy, economically
Discard this sick entitlement mentality and be matured as a man

If they were fasting and she no cook nko, wetin u for type?
You are not the one providing money for food in ya brother's house so stop complaining

If tomorrow she gives u 5 pieces of meat in ya food, will you come here to complain
Do u know if she and her husbands are trying to survive on a tight budget?

YorubaKinging:
Watch how the ignorant gullible so called Christians will rush to this thread

They are easily decieved

They think in thier mind that trump is sent to this Earth in this time to save us lol

Trump is a devil
He's part of their evil plans
Don't be easily distracted by his so called Christian Life lol

Trump , the greatest scammer of the lukewarm church

See your head like evil

So, Obama who demanded all African countries MUST leagaloze homosexuality b4 getting access to their aid package is what?

Leave US and face your incomoetent and senike leader in Aso Rock

SarkinYarki:
God bless President Trump... Obama sponsored terrrorist cell Antifa went and torched a historic church very reminiscent of how his thugs ISIS went about unchallenged torching churches and historic sites in the middleeast till Trump stopped them ...Make no mistake this is not just a fight against Trump but a tight by the professional anarchist called Obama to Destroy capitalism..

Watch the Modus Operandi of ISIS then and that of Antifa now and you will see the same mind is behind both of them ... Y'all remember how Obama was trying to flood Europe with Muslim migrants from North Africa that year

Better oil dey ya head

Ever since he couldn't make our lesbo queen - Hillary, become President, he has been shadow boxing Trump through things like this

Imagine a so called black man advocating for legalization of homosexuality for African countries, before they can get aid........

Come November, Trump will still win and democrats can wait till 2088 to try again.......thunder will fire Obama and his weedsmoking daughter wherever they both are

RZArecta:
See dragging dragon



https://mobile.twitter.com/wizkidayo/status/1267397681359605766

Foolish boy
When your visa is refuse next month for a show in US, u will start begging

Shebi Trump is d officer who put his knee on Floyd's neck

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.foxnews.com/us/la-mesa-california-george-floyd-banks-burned-protests-riots-violence-looting

This is what Naija's revolution will look like insh'allah
APC gofment get ready

Obijulius:
This is super strange!

Even with all the hijab and burkha these ones still dey knack raw?

Na wa.

And one fool was here on another topic defending them, asking me how I knew many of them go around soliciting sex for money codedly withoit wearing anything under their hijabs

Using religion to conceal evil

maasoap:
U dey x-ray them? Baba were

Na your father, mother and 3rd generations be were
Thunder reset your brain there...bastard

princessRachael:
Help me am loosing my mind. I hhave put to bed for over 3 weeks and my father inlaw has not called me to even congratulate me. What should i do?

Let him go and Bleep himself

Keep thanking God for safe delivery

Keep away frm him as much as possible

Righteousness89:
Totally Inappropriate, UnGodly,Distasteful and Disgraceful!

And the Worst of all is being a Married woman!

What is The World Really Becoming?


This Should be for the Eyes of Mr. Femi alone

Chief Femi, with all Respect sir, put your Wife to order..7


This is where I Respect the Muslim Sisters..

Muslim (hypocrite) sisters that drink codeine like water, and wear nothing under their hijab, ,abi?

Golden057:
Where is South West

Ask the so-called SAN Governor who ks trying to cornerN4.3billion Naira in a secret bank account

Bighead9:
Igbo Amaka.

There has never been an hour without a news of someone who killed a close blood relative in the EAst. Only God know what Biafra will look like when the North finaly give them their independence.

My friend keep shut

These are two riff-raffs, compared to 19 wicked fools in the North who watch and allow their own people to be killed by bandits, so they can get security votes, security allowance and emergency funds from government.

Why didn't you mention what happened in Sokoto and Kaduna states recently?

Awon eastern journalist

presidency:
BUHARI ADMINISTRATION FIFTH ANNIVERSARY FACTSHEET (MAY 2020) — DIPLOMACY

ANTI-CORRUPTION & TRANSPARENCY

FISCAL REFORMS; PLUGGING LEAKAGES

New Whistleblowing Policy:

.The new Whistleblowing Policy introduced by the Federal Ministry of Finance in December 2016 has since then yielded several billions of Naira in recoveries from tax evaders and public officials. (In the first two years alone it yielded N7.8 billion, US$378million, and £27,800 in recoveries from public officials targeted by whistleblowers).

.Development of draft Whistleblowing and Witness Protection Bill 2019

· EFCC recovered 794 billion Naira between 2015 and 2019, in addition to hundreds of properties and other assets.

.ICPC scrutiny of practices, systems and procedures of MDAs’ personnel cost from 2017 to 2019, yielded more than 41 billion Naira in recoveries from inflated personnel budgets

.In 2019 alone, ICPC recovered 32 billion Naira worth of Land, Buildings and Vehicles

.ICPC’s audit of Constituency Projects covering 2015 to 2018 helped recover 2 billion Naira of diverted funds and assets.

Increased Oversight of MDAs

.The Buhari Administration is addressing the issue of poor levels of remittance of operating surpluses by MDAs. From remitting only N51 million between 2010 and 2016, JAMB has gone on to remit more than 20 billion Naira to the Federal Government since 2017.

The Presidential Initiative on Continuous Audit (PICA):

· PICA was set up by the Buhari Administration to strengthen controls over Government finances through a continuous internal audit process across all Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs), particularly in respect of payroll. Through the activities of PICA, more than 54,000 fraudulent payroll entries have been identified and removed, with payroll savings of N200 billion per annum

Expansion of TSA Coverage

On August 7, 2015, President Buhari issued a directive to all Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs) to close their accounts with Deposit Money Banks (DMBs) and transfer their balances to the Central Bank of Nigeria on or before 15th September 2015.

· The TSA system was launched in 2012, but failed to gain traction until President Buhari’s executive order in August 2015. As of May 2018, the TSA system has been implemented in 92 percent of all MDAs.

.The TSA allows managers of Government’s finances, including but not limited to the Ministry of Finance and the Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation, to have, at any point in time, a comprehensive overview of cash flows across the entire Government

· This decision to fully operationalize the Treasury Single Account (TSA) system — a public accounting system that enables the Government to manage its finances (revenues and payments) using a single/unified account, or series of linked accounts domiciled at the Central Bank of Nigeria — has resulted in the consolidation of more than 17,000 bank accounts previously spread across DMBs in the country, and in savings of an average of N4 billion monthly in banking charges.

The TSA has brought the following benefits:

o Improves transparency and accountability in the management of all FGN receipts by providing a consolidated view of Government’s cash flow.

o Blocks the leakages and abuses which hitherto characterized Public Finance Management in Nigeria.

o Ensures availability of funds for the execution of government policies, programmes and projects

o Controls aggregate cash flows within fiscal and monetary limits

o Improves management of domestic borrowing programme

o Enables investments of idle funds

.The Ministry of Finance continues to fine-tune the system to improve its efficiency, and has also commenced an audit to ensure that all funds due to the TSA are remitted into it.

Expansion of IPPIS Coverage

In spite of great opposition, the Buhari Administration has expanded IPPIS coverage to the Armed Forces, as well as Federal Universities and other academic institutions

Deployment of BVN for Payroll and Social Investment Programmes:

.Considering that personnel costs are the Federal Government’s largest expenditure line, the Federal Government has given priority to the deployment of the BVN for payroll and pension audits. The use of BVN to verify payroll entries on the Integrated Personnel Payroll Information System (IPPIS) platform has so far led to the detection of 54,000 fraudulent payroll entries.

· The Federal Government has also ensured the deployment of BVN system to serve as the verification basis for payments to beneficiaries and vendors in the Anchor Borrowers Programme (ABP), the N-Power Scheme and the Homegrown School Feeding Programme (HGSFP)

Creation of Asset Tracking and Management Project

· The Federal Ministry of Finance launched the Asset Tracking and Management Project (ATM Project) in 2016. By the ATM Project, the Federal Government is, for the first time, able to locate, identify, assess and evaluate all its moveable and immoveable assets on a real time basis.

· Also, a Central Asset Register was created and domiciled in the Ministry for recording the actual quantity, value, condition and location of all the capital assets belonging to the Federal Government. These initiatives are in line with the requirements of the International Public-Sector Reporting Standard (IPSAS), which has been implemented by the Ministry of Finance.

Replacement of old Cash-Based Accounting System with an Accruals-Based System

· Accruals-based accounting, in addition to providing greater transparency in public financial management, provides comprehensive information on Government’s current and projected cash flows, leading to better cash management. For example, the conversion from cash accounting to accrual accounting led to the discovery of unrecorded debts owed contractors, oil marketers, exporters, electricity distribution companies and others.

Enlistment into Open Government Partnership (OGP)

.In May 2016, President Buhari attended and participated in the International Anti-Corruption Summit organised by the UK Government. At that Summit he pledged that Nigeria would join the OGP, an international transparency, accountability and citizen engagement initiative.

. In July 2016, Nigeria became the 70th country to join the OGP. Following this, Nigeria constituted an OGP National Steering Committee (NSC), which went on to develop a National Action Plan (2017–2019) that aims to deepen and mainstream transparency mechanisms and citizens’ engagement in the management of public resources across all sectors.

.In 2018, Nigeria was elected to lead the OGP, alongside Argentina, France, and Romania. All four new members of the OGP Steering Committee will serve for three years starting on October 1, 2018.

Creation of Efficiency Unit (EU) to spearhead the efficient use of government resources, and ensure reduction in Recurrent Expenditure:

.The Efficiency Unit was set up in November 2015, to reduce wastages, promote efficiency, ensure prudence and add value for money in all government expenditures.

.The Unit monitors Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs) of government, identifying and eliminating wasteful spending, duplication and other inefficiencies, and identifying best practices in procurement and financial management.

JUSTICE REFORMS

Establishment of Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption.

.PACAC was established by President Buhari in August 2015 to, among other things; promote the reform agenda of the government on the anti-corruption effort, and advise the present administration in the prosecution of the war against corruption and the implementation of required reforms in Nigeria’s criminal justice system. It was the very first committee the President set up after he was sworn into office.

.PACAC has empowered Judges and Prosecutors to operate effectively in carrying out their responsibilities through Workshops on the new Administration of Criminal Justice Act, 2015.

PACAC has:

o Trained both Federal and States Prosecutors on proper drafting of charges.

o Helped anti-corruption agencies devise clearer strategies for obtaining forfeiture of assets suspected to have been acquired fraudulently, mainly from State Coffers, before prosecuting suspected culprits. Part of this work has involved painstakingly reviewing existing Laws (like the Money Laundering Act, 2004, the EFCC Act, 2004 and the ICPC Act, 2000), to identify and highlight sections directly conferring powers of forfeiture on Nigeria’s anticorruption agencies. This advocacy has led to a significant increase in the use of Non-Conviction Based Asset Forfeiture Mechanisms by anti-corruption agencies.

o Organized workshops for the Management and Protection of Assets, and recommended the establishment of a Central Asset Management Committee — the Presidential Committee on Asset Recovery (PCAR), headed by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, which superintends a dedicated Central Bank Account that receives all recovered funds, for coordination and transparency of management and oversight.

o Produced manuals, protocols and Standard Operating Procedures to assist ACAs in their work. These include the Corruption Case Management Manual; the Plea Bargaining Manual; Sentencing Guidelines in High Profile Cases; the Framework for the Management of Recovered Stolen Assets, Asset Recovery Strategy Document, Corruption Case Management Manual; Framework for the Management of Recovered Stolen Assets; etc.

o Drafted a Bill for the establishment of Special Crimes Court

o Initiated the whistle blower policy of the Federal Government (see Whistleblower Policy for details)

Domestic Legislation & International Agreements

President Muhammadu Buhari signed the Mutual Assistance in Criminal Matters Bill, an Executive Bill, into law in 2019, following passage by the National Assembly. The Bill facilitates the identification, tracing, freezing, restraining, recovery, forfeiture and confiscation of proceeds, property and other instrumentalities of crime, as well as the prosecution of offenders in criminal cases regardless of where in the world they might be

.Nigeria has signed Agreements and MOUs with various countries to boost international cooperation for the investigation, tracking, freezing and return of stolen assets.

Prisons Reform:

.The completion, in 2019, of the first fundamental reform of the Nigeria Prisons Act in almost 50 years, resulting in the establishment of the Nigerian Correctional Service to replace the Nigerian Prisons Service

.Launch of New Prison Information Management System: The Pilot Project was completed at Kuje Prison, and launched in July 2017 with the installation of a new data management system (the first of its kind in any prison in Nigeria), as well as Hardware equipment (computers, server, LAN connectivity, webcams, etc). National rollout being worked on. Deployment will be in 86 Nigeria Correctional Service locations across 16 States.

.Also as part of Criminal Justice Reforms, President Buhari in 2020 granted amnesty to 2,600 prisoners nationwide, representing about 3.5 percent of all inmates, in a bid to decongest Nigeria’s prison population. The beneficiaries were those 60 years and above; those suffering from ill-health that might likely lead to death; convicts serving three years and above and have less than six months to serve; inmates with mental health defect; and inmates with a pending fine not exceeding N50,000 and with no pending cases.

How does all this junk above positively affect the common man?

B4 going let me state here that Buhari will be the sole cause of naija's revolution, and it will be brutal and more bloody than any other revolution in history

Dpharisee:
US is fighting too many wars already, they are fighting Russia collusion in their elections.
They are fighting WHO.
They are fighting our own Akin Adeshina and Africa Devt Bank.
They are fighting Venezuela and Iran.
They are fighting in Libya and Syria
They are fighting Coronavirus
They are fighting to have Coronavirus vaccine
They are fighting immigration
They are fighting impeachment of Trump
They are fighting in Afghanistan
They are fighting drug smuggling in Caribbean
They are fighting small Cuba for over 50 years.
They are fighting for freedom and democracy everywhere
They are fighting against 5G from others
They are fighting 'terrorists' in many countries in Africa
They are fighting in countries in South America
They are fighting everywhere you can think of
Now they are fighting China in a cold war.

The think we are back to the Soviet era where the Russians bankrupted themselves engaging in cold war with America.
Today we can see how Russia and Saudi Arabia crashed oil prices without filling it much while US Shale oil industry is in jeopardy.
People even in America are no longer ready to fight asymmetrical warfare invading country after country.

Many Africans are still angry over the destruction of Libya the most prosperous country in Africa and murder of its leader creating so much chaos and empowering terrorists such as Boko Haram and ISWAP.
It will get worse if warmonger Joe Biden is elected

Imagine how Coronavirus devastated their Aircraft carriers and grounded them with many sailors infected

Oga chill

It's only d frustrated democrats fighting the issue of Russian collusion in d 2016 election

Truth is Trump will win again...BIDEN is a natural loser

Rebekah029:
I swear that was my first thought.. lol

The lady seems like she is pregnant

Joemetry:
Busy body court, Mohammed married a 6 year old.
Yerima a 13 year old.
The judge of that court is obviously not a Muslim.

It's a lie
See the truth here

Leece:
My 50 Yrs Old Boss Shows A Lot Of Cleavage When We Meet, What Could She Want?

So I got this job around 2019 and I noticed from the very day I went for my interview, there was this woman who happened to be very lenient with me and cautioned others when they asked me tough question. All she did saved me from disgracing myself in front of 5 panelist. After the interview I waited till they closed just so i could say thank you.

When she came out around 7 pm she was more elegant and had this carriage that suits her age. I approached her and she recognized me immediately she was happy to see me and I thanked her. As I was about to leave she offered me a ride and being a very good conversationist that I am, I began to talk and she became very free with me. She told me a lot about her husband and his drinking addiction and how he neglected her sexual needs. I tried comforting her with words and ended by saying she is 50 na her libido should be dead by now, she didn't take offence but replied and said I cant handle her if we ever get down.

Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.

There was this day she was dancing to an old Fuji song in the office, her office is sound proof moreover it was already past office hours, i went to say goodbye, she called me to come in and didn't let me leave. I thought to myself another free ride.

She jumped up at a point and had a nip slip, i mean both breast were literally out. I just closed my eyes, she fixed it and was smiling at me.
Since that time till now she has been showing massive cleavage anytime i'm around her. She has started calling me my dear and other staff are calling me omo mummy and they dont know what I am facing

My dear

Treat her the way you will treat your mother
Arrange for a weekend meeting between her and your mother
Make her look like your confidant, and vice versa

Recommend rehab for her husband, show her biblical verses that forbid adultery, fornication and sexual immorality and remind her of what she told you about her not being able to handle her.

Remind her to remind herself of how she and her husband were b4 they got married

All her behaviour might just be a test

ademidedavid:
It's no longer a story that pastors divorce their partners, imams divorce their partners, highly educated people do same and even the so called marriage counsellors are not left out in the order of the day and it has always been a thing of worry for me with the thought that they never loved each other before marriage but getting married has changed my thinking and has made me realised that marriage only takes the grace of God to work out.

I have been married for 3 years with 1 beautiful daughter with a loving wife (maybe before and some years into the marriage). I have always believed that I cannever raise my hand on my woman since my father never did such but I find it hard to believe I did the unimaginable today although It wasn't intentional.

It was due to annoyance after she asked me to stop sitting at home and go work for more money like other men even though I am a federal worker with above 100k monthly income and still do personal work as a civil engineer apart from the federal job despite the lockdown.....

It really got me aggravated because I have been the one fending for the family and the kid for the past 3 years and never asked for a kobo from her.....

Although I have noticed the urge for very flamboyant life style in her lately and has even asked me to get more money at any means, that money is everything in this life even though I have tried telling her its a gradual process, she still doesn't listen and even asked me to raise money for her to travel out of Nigeria.

I have never thought of raising my hands on any woman let alone my wife.....

Please how do I change her sudden mentality towards this sudden extravagant life style because I pray it doesn't lead to something else since I can't do illegal things to acquire the type of wealth she dreams of?

Oga, these are symptoms a wife exhibits when another (richer) man is enticing her with money and good stuffs secretly.

This evening, b4 u sleep, look her in theye and summarize all your efforts in working and providing for the family
B4 u sleep tell her to pack her things and leave the next day if she is no longer interested in the marriage

Also remind her to inform her parents and kinsmen to refund your bride price and other things so you can replace her after she's gone

Don't kill yourself for any woman...after all Dangote divorced his wife and is living a fulfilled life

#everyone'sdestinyspeedisdifferent#

I just remembered dat old porn series titled NURSES

adadike:
from Anambra state

Alright
M from kogi state
Nice to meet you

adadike:
I have this feeling that northern leaders derives joy from blood shed, from Buhari to El rufai to katsina governor, they are all blood thirsty. They will rather pay those Bandits to lay low for some time than unleash terror on them.

Forgive my curiousity, Adadike
But are you from Enugu State?

ignis:
End time signs

Iniquity shall abound...
... and the love of many shall wax cold.

Iniquity shall ABOUND......not about

Jestin:
Wike name should be among the most wicked people on planet earth.

Where should el-Rufai and Buhari's name fall?

lexyking:
My guy no one on earth can understand women. Even king Solomon couldn't understand them,

The funny thing is that even women dont even understand themselves. Tbh you would need more than 52 tips more like a billion tips and you still will not understand them

Pls stay logged to www.litireso.com

I will publish it tnere b4 d end of this month.....and would be very affordable

yourprincess24:
thank you for your number, but i will never call you, have a good day

I might understand your reasons
But as someone with a lot of ideas, I believe u might contribute in several ways to ensure my ideas come to fruition

I recently finished a manuscript on understanding women titled- 52 USEFUL TIPS FOR UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

What do u think?

nasstil:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/im-here-to-correct-lamentations-of-certain-people-bakare-donates-church-halls-to-lagos-ogun-as-isolation-centres/amp

Good one
2023 tactics......good luck

yourprincess24:
Do you even know the meaning of three.some

Nice profile
Pls, are u a model?
I reside in Abuja and love meeting new people
07019339722 is my Whatsapp line

Remaboy:
Rivers of Blood, the home of cultists and kidnappers.
Even the Governor na agbero.

If Tinubu tap into that state, it would be chaos.

Don't you think it's better to be an agbero who is loved by his people, than a Traitor, drugpusher, and the No. Looter of Lagos funds and revenues?