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CelebritiesRe: Man Raises Alarm After Bobrisky Liked His Photos On Instagram (Photo) by Pimine: 7:11pm On Jan 21, 2023
PerfectStranger:
Dey don give una new emoji, una go loiter the whole comment section anyhow 🤣
It's so annoying 🙄
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 6:00pm On Jan 20, 2023
idrisaleo1:
He created me and he acknowledged having a God. I worship the same God he called unto when he was in danger. I pray to the God whose will be done. I bow face down, just like Jesus, to the creator of all worlds. It's foolish worshipping a god that is not all knowing. The fig tree incident is a good example. Not knowing when the hour would be is another.

Abi are we not talking about the imperfect Jesus? The one that used toilet and felt hunger. God born of a woman? Tell me the difference between you, Hindus and Alawos.
He endured all that humiliation you just mentioned in order to secure your eternal destiny - to restore you to himself. Jesus laid down the glory and equality He shared with God and came incarnate; took on our imperfect mortal bodies and still overcame. This is why we know that we can overcome in this world by following the model which Jesus Christ provided.

When he was here on earth, he was fully man and remember, He wasn't in His full glory, therefore was showing "man" how to relate to God by "praying."

John 17:4-5 NLT
I brought glory to you here on earth by completing the work you gave me to do. [5] Now, Father, bring me into the glory we shared before the world began.

Here we see Jesus explicitly saying He was with the Father before the world began. We also see Him referring to the glory He laid down in order to come and die for your sins. God bless you.
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 1:26pm On Jan 20, 2023
idrisaleo1:
If you debate a 1000 knowledgeable people , you stand a chance at winning. One stupid debater? You absolutely have no chance. Have a good one.
Lol. You call me stupid and run away? Come on, now that's childish bro.

Anyway, you cannot run from your Creator. Jesus created you - the Bible makes this abundantly clear for "All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made."

Don't reject Him that you may have eternal life without having to suffer in hell.
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 9:26am On Jan 20, 2023
Gbadespet:
You are such a big fool for quoting that Suraj wrong,an ignorant will also think that surah is what you have quoted out....I tire for una
Lol. I'm not a fool, brother. I have the wisdom of God. Please feel free to post the correct one here or keep shut so that others can come to light.
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 9:24am On Jan 20, 2023
Gbadespet:
You can check that online since you are ignorant of the meaning,save yourself from suffering
Lol. If you had any understanding you'd know it was a rhetorical question and was meant to activate your brain cells so you can reason objectively.

Aljannatul firdaus should be a place of rest for the departed faithful - a paradise, but according to your Allah, y'all are going to hell. See the irony?
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 8:35am On Jan 20, 2023
idrisaleo1:
Another ignorant trinitarian.

First, you need to know that the salvation of Jesus and his mum rest in Allah's hand. If Allah decides to punish him or anyone for that matter, there will be no waiting helper for him.

And for the verse you ignorantly quoted, it's our believe that everyone will walk across hell, the believers and non-believers. And only the believers shall be saved.

Islam doesn't only tell us about the earliest of days, it also shared with us how the last of days will look like.
How do you feel knowing that your self-acclaimed prophet who never performed any miracles is right now groaning in pain and anguish in hell along with all dead Muslims who served your Allah when they were alive?

How do you feel knowing that your god that claims to love you will confine you to the fires of hell as a REWARD for serving him faithfully?

How do you feel knowing that the same fate awaits you based on your trust in Allah?

Does this sound like salvation to you? Is Aljannatul firdaus another name for hell? Because when muslims ask Allah to grant Aljannatul firdaus to the departed Muslims I only shake my head in disbelief because they obviously don't know that their beloved Allah has prepared the fires of hell for them.

Do you really not know or have you been so blindly deceived and so obstinate in your ways that you'd rather die in rebellion than retrace your steps into the waiting arms of Christ who ALONE has THE POWER TO SAVEhuh
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 5:01am On Jan 20, 2023
idrisaleo1:
The use of "I" isn't objective. That's you fooling yourself. I provided you with the truth from your book. May the God of Jesus show you the way.
I repeated a verse to you, brother. And in case you didn't notice, it was in a warning tone because you are in danger.

Allah has nothing but pain and anguish in hell for you. No salvation. Imagine a god that will put both "believers" and "non-believers" in hell first to burn and suffer together before his demons angels come to get you out of the fire by the black marks on your foreheads. But by then, you'll be mere skeletons. LOL. And I'm not making this up - it's from your hadith. If you no come get black mark nko? But if you have the black mark, I guess you can rejoice because your Allah says that he has commanded the fires of hell to burn off your entire flesh until you're mere skeletons, except the mark of prostration on your heads because apparently your Allah isn't all knowing and needs that mark to be able to identify the "righteous" ones when he decides that y'all have suffered enough in hell. LOL.

Did you know that your prophet Muhammad is in hell right now along with every other Muslim who has died, and that the same fate awaits every Muslim who is still alive? For real, bro. They are all languishing in hell waiting for the arrival of the day of judgment according to your religion. And you know the puzzling thing? Your Allah put them all there!

Somehow, I feel everything I'm telling you now will come as a shock to you and many other muslims. Hmm...

Surah 19:71 - 72
It is the inevitable decree of your lord that every one of you will be taken to hell.

Then (thumma) we shall rescue those who kept from evil, and leave the evil-doers crouching there.


Islam is the greatest deception from the devil but I don't blame you, I only pray that God opens your eyes that you may see.
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 11:12pm On Jan 19, 2023
idrisaleo1:
David, Moses, Abraham and all the great messengers of God and their followers don't and will not need Jesus' blood to have eternal life. God in his mercy is enough to forgive anyone he so wishes. The prophets whose words Jesus is here to keep surely don't need Jesus to be forgiven and rewarded with paradise. The "will" of the Father is above whatever you think of Jesus.

John 20:17

Don’t cling to me,” Jesus said, “for I haven’t yet ascended to the Father. But go find my brothers and tell them, ‘I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’”

As a Muslim, JJC is speaking directly to the God of Jesus. The only true God. Mind you, God is Elaha or Alaha in Jesus' language of Aramaic.

John 17:3

Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent.

Jesus made it clear theres only one God. What do we call someone sent again? Jesus is but a messenger. That's always been Islam's position on the person of Jesus.
I repeat, Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. NO MAN COMETH TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM. May you come to the knowledge of Christ that you may be saved. Amen.
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 11:08pm On Jan 19, 2023
Greenscientist:
God bless you. I always love Christian that understand there religion. This thing you stated above is simply the Christian doctrine but woke Christians will want to modify it and say you worship same God with Muslim.

This is with some liberal Muslims too, there are alot of things against the Christian doctrine in the Quran yet they want to say we worship the same God.

We can defer and still live in peace.

Lastly, Jesus is not and can never be God. How can a God be saying, the one that sent him is greater than him?
Yes, brother. They were even thus commanded in their quran: "O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people."

Anyway, I have to address your last point on our Lord Jesus Christ. Jesus is indeed God. Everything Christ did while on earth was a model for us to follow. He was playing a role. He was showing showing wives how to respect and honor their husbands. He was showing husbands how to love their wives. He was showing children of God how to say "Not mine, but thy will be done". He was showing us how to pray.

Note that Jesus couldn't have done all this if He hadn't given up His equality with God[/b]and made himself a mere mortal in order for man to be reconciled with God.
[b]Philippians 2:6

American Standard Version
who, existing in the form of God, counted not the being on an equality with God a thing to be grasped,
Read John 1:1-3
Jesus is the only one of the God Head who had to be incarnated. He became fully flesh and thus had to pray to the Father thus showing us humility and how to communicate with God.
Peter called him "our God and Saviour." 2 Peter 1:1
Not only Peter, but even Thomas called Him "My Lord and my God" and Jesus made no effort to correct Thomas when he worshipped Him.

In Mark 2 Jesus not only healed the Paralytic, but He also forgave his sins. This enraged the Jewish leaders and they called it blasphemy for that knew that only God could forgive sins.
Mark 2:5 NLT
Seeing their faith, Jesus said to the paralyzed man, "My child, your sins are forgiven."

Jesus also identified Himself as Divine when the Jewish people asked Him who He was He said "Verily verily, I say unto you before Abraham was, I AM." Now, ordinarily that statement would have been gramatically incorrect if Jesus was trying to simply tell them that pre-existed Abraham. Instead Jesus was identifying Himself as "I AM" which is a name of God. Jesus was practically saying "I AM YHWH".

I'm sorry for the long read. I hope you have the patience to read through and come to the knowledge of our Lord and our God.
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Returns To Islam After His Marriage To Funke Akindele Crashed by Pimine: 9:01pm On Jan 19, 2023
TheWolfen:
Good to hear.
Either you a Christian or a Muslim. Yall both worship the same God but in different ways.

So JJC Skill you were never lost.
It is just good to know that this path you chosen came from your heart as that is how it should be
Lol. Wrong. We don't worship the same God. Jesus is THE WAY, THE TRUTH, and THE LIFE. Notice the definite article 'the'. Not 'a' way but 'the' way. Any religion that denies the deity and lordship of Jesus, and that salvation comes only from the Christ is in error.
HealthRe: Man Mauled By Tiger On The Loose In Johannesburg (Pictures) by Pimine: 1:10pm On Jan 19, 2023
tiswell:
RiP to him
Learn to read before commenting, bruh
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi's Ex-Husband Takes Her Children Away From Her by Pimine:
Just look at this prostitute. It's unfortunate that many girls now look up to her hoping to find weak husbands like Justin who will let them continue their attention-seeking behavior posting thirst traps and shaking their plastic bumbums online. I say Tụfịakwa
PoliticsRe: Video Of Peter Obi & Datti Arriving Their Presidential Campaign Venue In Kaduna by Pimine: 6:49pm On Jan 18, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
I like Peter OBI but I will collect Money and Vote for Tinubu sad sad

Nigerian Men are Useless......all of them
Fine you no fine, brain you no get. Ugly without brains. Everything to una na cruise. Tụfịakwa
SportsRe: Pele Leaves Millions In Will For Out Of Wedlock Daughter He Denied by Pimine: 5:26pm On Jan 18, 2023
iHateFraudsters:
You clearly didn't read the part where it says the girl died since 2006?
Wanna hide something from a black man? Put it inside a book or, in this case, an article undecided
FamilyRe: I Am Depressed by Pimine: 12:03am On Jan 14, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I really don't follow at all.
You're so dumb it's infuriating. Gosh! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi And Husband, Tosin Yusuf Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary (Photo) by Pimine: 11:50pm On Jan 13, 2023
texannaija:
Chaii!. No wonder babes dem dey rush us. This Aunty knows something…….
Better lose that fat and get in shape make them no deceive you
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West Marries Bianca Censori In Secret Ceremony (Photos) by Pimine: 10:26pm On Jan 13, 2023
Dalil8:
Happy for him.

Hopefully he did a prenup. He knows better now I'm sure.
If you like do prenup or prendown you go still pay child / spousal support. Most prenups aren't worth the paper they're written on.
PhonesRe: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by Pimine: 10:22pm On Jan 13, 2023
udomma1005:
grin I dey do my legit work so I nor fit follow. Na based on how dem take collect my own, na him I been alert you ehh.
Dem round me like five urchins, point me gun, the ones wey mount my back cum bam with machetes.
Omoh I enter wella dat nite! undecided
Chai bro. You did the smart thing. Even IP man can't beat 5 armed urchins cheesy
CareerRe: Do 60 Sit-ups In 2 Minutes - SA Special Police Force Requirement (PICS) by Pimine: 7:13pm On Jan 13, 2023
Bobbiee:
If I overdo it, I'd start vomiting. I tried that already. The best I can do now is Brunch and two dinners. Basically five times a day. But if I'm taking heavy proteins, it'd take me longer for my food to digest, and I had to look for high calorie snacks (not fast food). I also experience this strange phenomenon where I gain weight but don't change in mass
Omoh I dunno again o. I guess we can put the blame on Genetics in this case. If you've exhausted every option out there, I guess people like you can only be helped by some juice (steroids). Unfortunately I have no clue about that.
CareerRe: Do 60 Sit-ups In 2 Minutes - SA Special Police Force Requirement (PICS) by Pimine: 3:18pm On Jan 13, 2023
Bobbiee:
I've been doing my exercise even longer than you. I'm sure I started 2016, but it must have been longer than that. Probably 2012 when I joined the school basketball team. Everyday I do 100 pushups, 50 sit ups, 100 squats, 30 pull ups, and I lift weights totalling 50 reps. Yet I still have a lean build. To be fair, I don't really eat healthy like that. Although, I stay off sugar and snacks (can't even remember when last I took those. Although I do take malts. And I only drink occasionally when I'm out with friends, say once or twice a month). I think my problem is I was skinny so I'm supposed to go at it differently. My guess is that you started with body. Safe taking steroids or supplements, it's not easy to get gains.
Bruh you need to eat. If you eat 5 times a day and it doesn't work, try 6, 7, 8 times. Just do whatever you gotta do. The secret to muscle gains is to get those calories in.
CareerRe: Do 60 Sit-ups In 2 Minutes - SA Special Police Force Requirement (PICS) by Pimine: 3:15pm On Jan 13, 2023
Emola12:
another liar don arrive abeg mou nah clear road
You're obviously a sorry, out-of-shape dude who thinks everyone is just as weak as you
CareerRe: Do 60 Sit-ups In 2 Minutes - SA Special Police Force Requirement (PICS) by Pimine: 3:10pm On Jan 13, 2023
Sucre6:
I do 100 sit up in 3 minutes,
I would do 60 in 1min 25 seconds,

That's my early morning ruiting

100 sit ups
100 press up

300 reps of dumbbell before taking my bath. cool
Kudos bro. I do 500 push-ups a day in 5 sets of 100 each. I spend about 16 minutes on abs and then I do some legs too.
Christianity EtcRe: Mike Bamiloye Cautions Christians Paying Tithe From Their Sports Bet Wins by Pimine: 10:28am On Jan 13, 2023
samsard:
Gambling is considered a sin and bad habit in the Bible. You may as well ask if you can present money from prostitution to God because you "have no other source of income." Even admitting that one has no source of income besides gambling should be a shameful thing for a Christian. There's nothing like PA to God by the way. Standards aren't meant to be watered down.
Forget all the long talk and just give me a verse, bro. Please.
PhonesRe: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by Pimine: 8:23am On Jan 13, 2023
udomma1005:
Calm down, nor dey gyrate too much. When your time done, dem go collect you, forget all this James Bond & Jackie movies wey you dey watch! grin
Lol. You follow for people wey wan obtain me? Unless say you carry weapon you no fit obtain me.
PhonesRe: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by Pimine: 7:32am On Jan 13, 2023
Emeskhalifa:
Make I put am for pocket come forget am inside car abi, or make pickpocketers carry am abi

U try
Or make I put am for pocket come fry my balls lol. Anyway, I dey put am inside bag if I carry bag, else na for hand I dey hold am and dem no born anybody papa to try collect am grin
TravelRe: Man Drowns While Riding A Jet-Ski On Ikoyi Waterways by Pimine: 4:04pm On Jan 12, 2023
azpekuliar:
Even if he wanted to speed (which I like to do and is one reason I would never live abroad long term) did he not have a life jacket on? and most importantly he could not swim? Unfortunate oo.
Swim kwa? Swim from where to where? The nicca could have swam for hours until he got tired and drowned. Abi you think say na swimming pool where you can simply get out when you're tired?
FoodRe: See The ₦450 Food I Bought In Plateau State by Pimine: 7:43pm On Jan 10, 2023
Yuneehk:
You missed the fact that his girlfriend isn't a virgin as well. So whatever insults he dishes to these women, his babe partakes of it.
Sharaap. She gave him her virginity so she's not the same as you. And if he marries her, then she's a million times better than you.
Christianity EtcRe: Ibiyeomie Bans Couples From Having Sex During Fasting by Pimine: 8:19am On Jan 10, 2023
Kobojunkie:
None of what you claim — starvation-diet fasting or sexual abstinence during fasting — is scriptural! You seem to practice idolatry while carrying a flag that says "Jesus" on it. Remember it is impossible to serve two masters in the Kingdom of God. undecided
This robot no dey quote me abeg. I nor follow for people wey dey engage you. I know who you are - voice of Jacob, hand of Esau.
Christianity EtcRe: Ibiyeomie Bans Couples From Having Sex During Fasting by Pimine: 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2023
abobote:
But its not right to have sex during fasting
You should have sex when you break if you want to. He is saying that for the period of 21 days you should abstain from sex even when you break your fast with food. I dunno how that sounds but what I know is that if your church teaches what your spirit doesn't agree with, you should leave instead of living in disobedience.
RomanceRe: Natse Jemide: Hottest Guy In Nigeria Right Now? by Pimine: 3:25pm On Jan 08, 2023
VirileNelly2420:
Feed ur eyes with wot exactly?

Dis kpalasa body?
Just dey play!
Abi na sponsored post?
No be small kpalasa o. The niggarrr looks malnourished and weak.
RomanceRe: Natse Jemide: Hottest Guy In Nigeria Right Now? by Pimine: 3:22pm On Jan 08, 2023
siofra:
Reggie kiss

Kai Reggie oo!! grin

Ever since I saw him on Kortyeo's channel, I've been in love.

Natse Jemide ooooooooh! cheesy

I once met a guy that looked like him....well that's a story for another day, in the meantime, feed your eyes.
Skinny arms, legs, and a weak chest is hot? The only thing he has going for him is his face - which is by no means stunning.

If you think this is hot you'll probably magically get pregnant and bear me a son 24 hours after meeting me.

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