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Lukmann1:U and the hotel ppl should be arrested and charged for disgraceful conduct |
eyinjuege:The kid shouldn't be more than 12yrs old judging by her appearance. Thanks for the infor anyways, might have to go to ALAUSA if it continues. Thanks still |
sekundosekundo:Thanks, please can u tell me how to go about it? |
I have this neighbor who is fond of maltreating her house help. I have always kept quiet hopping things get better. Ordinarily I would love to mind my own business but I fear I might end up blaming myself should something evil befall the poor maid. I've done the little I can my conscience won't hunt me again. I hope this get to the necessary authority ASAP Ps. Does Lagos State law not mandate those who seek house help send them to school? |
DaniDani:To browse incognito press ctrl + shift + N thid works with windows n linux ![]() |
juman:I see. That's interesting. |
juman:No! according to reports and the film 'Sept 11', the plane passengers had to fight the terrorists when it became clear the terrorists had no bomb on them but it was a tad bit too late as the terrorists had gotten control of the airline so they had to crash the plan after realizing they (terrorosts) might be over powered |
Tho my opinion does not matter but I'm one of those that believe 9/11 was an inside job. The commission the not include in its report anything about building 7. Besides, how jet fuel could melt cast iron steel is incredible. Loads of things is still shrouded in mysteries as regard 911 as far as I'm concern |
THINK EVERY NIGERIAN THAT LOVES NIGERIA OUGHT TO READ THIS WITH PATIENCE. The biggest country in Africa that the United Kingdom colonized is Nigeria. The biggest country that the United Kingdom colonized in Asia is India (which then comprised the present Pakistan and Bangladesh). When the UK came into Nigeria and India, like all other countries they colonized, they brought along their technology, religion (Christianity), and culture: names, dressing, food, language, etc. Try as hard as the British did, India rejected the British religion, names, dressing, food, and even language, but they did not reject the British technology. Today, 80.5% of Indians are Hindus; 13.4% Muslims; 2.3% Christians; 1.9% Sikhs; 0.8% Buddhists, etc. Hindi is the official language of the government of India, but English is used extensively in business and administration and has the status of a “subsidiary official language.” It is rare to find an Indian with an English name or dressed in suit. On the other hand, Nigeria embraced, to a large extent, the British religion, British culture – names, dressing, foods, and language – but rejected the British technology. The difference between the Nigerian and the Indian experiences is that while India is proud of its heritage, Nigeria takes little pride in its heritage, a situation that has affected the nationalism of Nigerians and our development as a nation. Before the advent of Christianity, the Arabs had brought Islam into Nigeria through the North. Islam also wiped away much of the culture of Northern Nigeria. Today, the North has only Sharia Courts but no Customary Courts. So from the North to the South of Nigeria, the Western World and the Eastern World have shaped our lives to be like theirs and we have lost much or all of our identity. Long after the British and Arabs left Nigeria, Nigeria has waxed strong in religion to the extent that Nigerians now set up religious branches of their home-grown churches in Europe, the Americas, Asia and other African countries. Just like the Whites brought the gospel to us, Nigerians now take the gospel back to the Whites. In Islam, we are also very vibrant to the extent that if there is a blasphemous comment against Islam in Denmark or the US, even if there is no violent reaction in Saudi Arabia, the Islamic headquarters of the world, there will be loss of lives and destruction of property in Nigeria. If the United Arab Emirates, a country with 75% Muslims, is erecting the tallest building in the world and encouraging the world to come and invest in its country by providing a friendly environment, Boko Haram ensures that the economy of the North (and by extension that of Nigeria) is crippled with bombs and bullets unless every Nigerian converts to Boko Haram’s brand of Islam. In the East we have IPOB wrecking havoc. While in the South - South region, Mend, Avengers and so on destroying the Heart of our Nations Economy. We are indeed a very religious people. Meanwhile, while we are building the biggest churches and mosques, the Indians, South Africans, Chinese, Europeans and Americans have taken over our key markets: telecoms, satellite TV, multinationals, banking, oil and gas, automobile, aviation, shopping malls, hospitality, etc. Ironically, despite our exploits in religion, we are a people with little godliness, a people without scruples. It is rare to do business with a Nigerian pastor, deacon, knight, elder, brother, sister, imam, mullah, mallam, alhaji or alhaja without the person laying landmines of bribes and deception on your path. We call it PR, facilitation fee, processing fee, transport money, financial engineering, deal, or whatever. But if it does not change hands, nothing gets done. And when it is amassed, we say it is “God’s blessings.” Some people assume that sleaze is a problem of public functionaries, but the private sector seems to be worse than the public sector these days. One would have assumed that the more churches and mosques that spring up in every nook and cranny of Nigeria, the higher the morals in our society. But it is not so. The situation is that the more religious we get, the baser we become. Our land never knew the type of bloodshed experienced from religious extremists, political desperadoes, ritual killers, armed robbers, kidnappers, internet scammers, university cultists, and lynch mobs. Life has become so cheap and brutish that everyday seems to be a bonanza. We import the petroleum that we have in abundance, rice and beans that our land can produce in abundance, and even toothpicks that primary school children can produce with little or no effort. Yet we drive the best of cars and live in the best of edifices, visit the best places in the world for holidays and use the most expensive electronic and telecoms gadgets. It is now a sign of poverty for a Nigerian to ride a saloon car. Four-wheel drive is it! Even government officials, who were known to use only Peugeot cars as official cars as a sign of modesty, have upgraded to Toyota Prado, without any iota of shame, in a country where about 70 per cent live below poverty. Private jets have become as common as cars. A nation that imports toothpicks and pins, flaunts wealth and wallows in ostentation at a time its children are trooping to Ghana, South Africa and the UK for university education and its sick people are running to India for treatment. India produces automobile and exports it to the world. India’s medical care is second to none, with even Americans and Europeans travelling to the country for medical treatment. India has joined the nuclear powers. India has launched a successful mission to the moon. Yet bicycles and tricycles are common sights in India. But in Nigeria, only the wretched of the earth ride bicycles. I have intentionally chosen to compare Nigeria with India rather than China, South Korea, Brazil, Malaysia, or Singapore, because of the similarities between India and Nigeria. But these countries were not as promising as Nigeria at the time of our independence. Some would say that our undoing is our size: the 2012 United Nations estimate puts Nigeria’s population at 166 million, while India has a population of about a billion. Some would blame it on the multiplicity of ethnic groups: we have 250 ethnic groups; India has more than 2000 ethnic groups. Some would hang it on the diversity in religion: we have two major religions – Christianity and Islam; but India has many. Some would say it is because we are young as an independent nation: we have 56 years of independence; India has 65 years, while apartheid ended in South Africa only in 1994. I am a Christian, and nothing can change me from Christianity. But I think that our country is daily sinking into religiosity to the detriment of godliness. Our land is sick and needs healing. “If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves, and pray and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land” is still a saying that is germane to our current situation. We need more godliness than religion; more work and less hope; and more action and less words. Let everyone tidy up his or her corner first and demand fervently that our leaders tidy their areas of governance. Our nation is degenerating at a fast pace and we need to save it now. |
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Those of us with a wifi router - otherwise known as mifi in some quaters in Nigeria - will understand this better. As u know, setting up a wifi connection, u have to set up a user name and password in order to ensure secured connection. Some people however are using this medium to passively throw jibes at their neighbors. Well this is just for fun to calm some fray nevers on a Monday morning. Have a laff. http://thechive.com/2016/08/28/wifi-names-are-the-21st-century-way-to-piss-off-your-neighbors-21-photos/
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Derele just tuned it a notch higher. Here's something from him for ppl to talk about. Lol http://stephoyce..nl/2016/09/denrele-edun-poses-completely-nakeady.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&m=1
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The last time they said there's gonna be an eclipse na soo I wait but nothing show. |
Who bra don help? Abeg flaunt ur shit like u give no Bleep |
Hmmm rip to the dead. Same to me when I die |
ChangeIsCostant:Haa! Hin drink tea sha! Obviously u didn't think of the likes of MKO may his soul rip |
I have always wanted to learn programming but somehow I keep shelving it. |
Mentaremix:Thanks bro, I've really not experienced anything like this before. At the moment I'm using eucalyptus essential oil after all other medication did not work. If this still don't work I will try the heal loation out. Thanks a lot once again |
Roman736:thanks but u still have not told me what to use. Ok, let's try to put it in a clearer perspective. sometimes, it's as if my nose get totally blocked out, like something moving from the sides to block both nostrils out and I will have to breathe with my mouth. I don't have headache, fever, cough or anything other than this congestion. At the moment I'm just breathing with just one nose the other is useless. |
Roman736:is there any medicine u think can help? |
Roman736:Yeah, nasal congestion. Get it? |
i have had this cartah for about 2 months now but it won't just go. I have taken procold, coflin, otrivin, consumed countless vitamin c etc but it won't just go. At the moment I'm using Eucalyptus essential oil. Do u have an idea what the cause of this cartah could be and what medicine to use? Plus I sneez a lot, too. Thanks |
Sexxkillz:Please kindly refrer to the 2nd line of ur signature. Thank you |
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1"...ON PURPOSE! (1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. (1) Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. (1) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. (1) Crying is blackmail. (1) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: -Subtle hints do not work! -Strong hints do not work! -Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! (1) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. (1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. (1) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. (1) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. (1) If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. (1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. (1) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. (1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. (1) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. (1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. (1) ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. (1) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. (1) If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. (1) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. (1) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really. (1) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, or VB cars. (1) You have enough clothes. (1) You have too many shoes. (1) I am in shape. Round is a shape. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. http://zegist.com/t/the-guys-rules/1231 |
i met this girl last month and she wowed me asked me to give my life to christ but i said "i'd rather give my life to u instead" she said "ok but come to my church" ever since i stepped my leg to her church my life has not been the same. bro, na God sure pass o |
Nigerian used 800k? Joker. Take this TOKS for 750k
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I hope those phone company bosses do not see reason to smoke this guy outta the world tho. They could see this as a threat to their business and kill the mo'foker. Just saying |
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