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Urgent request for a Plot of land measuring 700 square meters to 800 square meters between Lekki 4th roundabout [chisco / Oando filling station] down to Lekki 2nd toll gate [chevron toll gate] for OUTRIGHT PURCHASE.
Buyer needs it for residential purpose.
Kindly contact me with your direct and closeable briefs.

Oooooh god!!! Why boobs and big Tommy just full everywhere like this naw?

Tolexander:
God is your compass Cpt Ademola!

May you not "miss" the way like Aviator Douglas Corrigan (Wrong Way) that took off from New York(North Eastern US), traveling to California(South Western US) but landed in Dublin, Ireland (Europe).

How can God be his compass? God Is God and compass is compass last time I checked, isn't it?

youngaz:
Yoruba d best tribe in Nigeria.....even USA don testify to it not lyk some pple wey dey cause demselves e.g igbo hates calabar,benin hates port harcourt,edo hates akwa ibom

There u go, this is gonna degeneratesinto something else in a bit

How can one word mean so many different things at thesame time? I love yourba!

There you go! That's a country that's got a working system fully in place. Well, hope we get there in Nigeria. Problem is by time we get to this point, they (USA) would have leaped to another height so we will have to continue chasing after them.

So, it's gonna be a vicious circle of trying to catch up with them and it seems quite impossible each time I think of it

kingPehlzs:
space booked......brb to comment

U dey book space the early mornng? Na brain dey ur head so abi fufu?

Topestbilly:


U people don't disappoint me na, hav been asking about the yoruba name of dis fruit pomegranate

BROS u sure say no be the botanical name for pomo be that? Pomo no be fruit na malu skin

Double wow!what could have caused this?

Still a lot I haven't done in life gosh!!!

Handled a Gun x
Fired a Gun
Been Married
Fell in love x
Gone on a blind date x
Skipped school X
Watched someone give birth
Watched someone die x
Been to Canada
Ridden in an ambulance X
Been to Europe X
Been to the America
Seen the Grand Canyon in person
Flown in a HELICOPTER
Partied so hard you puked x
Been on a cruise
Served on a jury x
Been on TV
Danced in the rain X
Been to New York City
Sang karaoke
Made prank phone calls x
Laughed so much you cried X
Caught a snowflake on your tongue x
Had children
Had a pet
Been sledding on a big hill
Been downhill skiing
Been water skiing
Rode on a motorcycle X
Jumped out of a plane
Been to a drive-in movie
Punched Someone X
Rode an elephant
Rode a Horse X
Been in the newspaper
Stayed in a hospital X
Donated blood
Gotten a piercing
Gotten a tattoo
Driven over 100 mph
Been scuba diving
Lived on your own X
Rode in the back of police car x
Got a speeding ticket x
Broken a Bone x
Gotten stitches
Tr aveled Alone x

The first couple of people to coment on this post has nothing to say other than "the post is too long" this goes to buttress the saying that "Nigerians don't read"

The post is so Brilliant I had to read it twice btw.

sugarbelly:
what u need to know is that for any international payment, in USD, whhether it is Adsense or any other oyibo company paying into your Nigeria bank account, insofar that your account is not a domiciliary account (dollar account), the exchange rate will always be 199/$. The wise thing is for u guys to open a domiciliary account with GTB ($0 deposit, that's why I advice with GTB), then Adsense pays in that account in $$$. Withdraw ur money in dollar and go to abo-ki for 370/$ exchange rate

No I doubt if GTB will pay u in dollar. U can call customer service to double check tho. 0700482666328

Anasko:
The Naira, on Friday, appreciated against the
dollar at the parallel market, trading at N352,
from N370 traded on Wednesday.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports
that the Nigerian currency gained N18
between Wednesday and Friday.
The currency, however, weakened further
against the Pound Sterling and the Euro as it
exchanged for N515 and N405 respectively.
Meanwhile, the official exchange rate
remained at N197 to a dollar at the apex
bank window.
Traders at the market told NAN that the
market got a boost due to the availability of
the greenback for trading.



http://thenationonlineng.net/naira-appreciates-dollar-2/

Haaa!!! Bloody lies everywhere. I got it for 363 Naira to a dollar yesterday. But why the lies tho?

IamOpemipo:
How this post take concern dbanj now tori oloun

Did u just make a statement or u just asked a question?

The hustle has gone beyond borders now girl no more Doro me Doro u buiishit pls.

I sorry for is it skibang or debanj abi na bangalee or kokomaster,ejanla or whatever. Niqqa is confused man. Someone need tell him its not about changing name up and down

Militant1:
Start from 20000 and move up as the blessings come and hell, a million bucks for GOD is not too much if you have it. How much is house rent in maitama and wuse.

Ok, u r one of the many reasons that dude sang 'maga don pay...'

Everybody has a maga even pastors. My brother continue magaring ur reward is in even.

kenkenn:
He who alleges must prove...where is the pics?

Guy I tire o. Maybe what these people are serving is some how not making the pic show up

I put this up in the crime section cuz I feel it's a crime to hide under the guise of religion and lure unsuspecting and gullible people, who, because they are hard press believe solution to their predicament is in the hands of some people who they term 'man of God' who in turn have been tought to recognize windows of opportunity to make money out of desperate miracle seekers.

thank you and God bless. What if u are in a molue parked full or better still danfo?

Sniper wey I dey use drink garri and nothing happen is what's making ppl become comatose like this?

Our brethren in the South South and the South eastern regions of Nigeria need to understand a number of things

1. Goodluck Jonathan is not coming back ... That's a done deal. Now that we got that out of the way lets move on .

2. No one is seceding from Nigeria. Nigeria's constitution says Nigeria is ' indivisible ' That's a direct quote

3. Everyone in Nigeria is marginalized. Even the North is marginalized. Even though that region has held sway for most of Nigeria's life as an independent nation, most of the people from the region are just as poor as everyone else, There are more beggars in that region and destitute than any part of Nigeria etc. I say this not to insult anyone but to make the point that the common man in the north of Nigeria is probably worse off than those in the south of Nigeria.

4. The folks that have held Nigeria hostage and have been milking Nigeria dry for decades are from all the regions and ethnic groups in Nigeria . There is no one ethnic group that has a monopoly.

5. Even if Nigeria is balkanized today all the different countries that will emerge from it will still be poor and the people will still be in a desperate situation . You know why ? cos the same thieves eating your cake right now will head these various countries. , so it will not be eldoraldo .

6. Your enemy is not Nigeria or any other ethnic group there in , your enemy is the political class many of whom come from your villages and are your kit and kin .

7. Buhari has not done anything in the last year to make you more marginalized than you ever were .

8. The rest of Nigeria does not need anyone tribe more than that tribe needs the rest of Nigeria.

9. Violence begets violence . There is nothing wrong with Nigeria that Nigerians cannot solve sitting across a tablet.

10 If you think your life is hard right now , please remember to let me know what it is like when you start living in a refugee camp in Benin republic , Togo or Ghana.

11.Those who are egging you on in this foolish enterprise are either sitting in the comfort of the white man's country and and so will not be there with their families to suffer the consequences with you or are politicians who are still bitter that they lost their meal ticket in the last election and will stop at nothing to get it back ..

Check very well their families are not in Nigeria to suffer the consequences of this with you . They themselves are ready at a moments notice to fly out of Nigeria when the bubble busts to Europe or America where they already have mansions purchased with your money , leaving you to your fate.

The sooner we all realize these facts and stop playing the fool, The sooner we can move Nigeria forward.

May God help Nigeria and continue to grant
Buhari and Osinbajo the wisdom to move Nigeria forward from the wreckage of transformation

Beliver's Love World Liimited u meant, right?

majekdom2:
do you think Trump was mincing words? Nigerians are a problem themselves. People make up the state " Nigeria ". It's only a reflection of majority of the Citizens.

Its crazy enough Liviing legally as a black man. People informing him to go on illegal dont even know what's like

austinosita:
I really love to stay in Lagos, Nigeria working, but getting a job even with my experience and good grade(2.1) is almost impossible.

I have searched and searched and searched, attended interviews, but all to no avail. The worse was the interview I attended today, this morning @lekki-epe express way; I was discharged after about 2 to 3 questions only(about 3 mins).....meanwhile, the first applicant spent almost 30 mins. I just looked at the lady like.....is it my face? Is my 2.1 not enough? Didnt i answer your questions correctly? Infact i almost swore never to attend any interview again.....e beta make i kukuma explore my music talent....

I really love to base in Lagos. Get a good job, marry and have kids. I'm almost losing hope in my job search! Infact I no think say anybody for nairaland search reach me!!!

Now, I have another option to stay in America illegally, until I secure complete papers for stay(which will take time) I'll be staying with a family member, going to school and working.......general hustling till I get a green card.

Please, what do you guys suggest?

#I taya for this joblessness no be small# its killing

Pls don't do it its not worth it. Whatever u do don't let ur visa run out and if it does renew. its one thing to be an illegal immigrant its another to be working as an illegal immigrant.

coldsummer:
please for your sake and the sake of your children unborn don't stay in any country illegally. ...Not even in Ghana

Its unbelievable how people are asking him to go live as an illegal immigrant in US, just unbelievable.

Lol na people wey dey do u send the rat o. Read it from ur phone let's see what happens

Don't be soo sure bro. Go back after 3 months and make sure u didn't engage in sex then u can come back here and testify

Oversight is allowed for rich kid but not for a dull broke ass mofo'

Abeg make dem bring the tomantos like that we go manage am. This scarcity is unbecoming

Da hell!!! This niqqa a fool man. Can't he fucking call the popo on those buffons so they get done for trespassing? Didn't Moses or was it Abraham slaughtered animals for sacrificial purposes?