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Derele just tuned it a notch higher. Here's something from him for ppl to talk about. Lol

http://stephoyce..nl/2016/09/denrele-edun-poses-completely-nakeady.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook&m=1

The last time they said there's gonna be an eclipse na soo I wait but nothing show.

Who bra don help? Abeg flaunt ur shit like u give no Bleep

Hmmm rip to the dead. Same to me when I die

ChangeIsCostant:
Ambassador Ahmed Umar Bolori, one of the men declared wanted by the Nigerian Army over relations with Boko Haram sect -has arrived the Army Operational Headquarters few hours ago. Amb Bolori was also seen signing the visitors register...He shared this via his Facebook page;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/ahmed-umar-bolori-who-is-wanted-by-army.html

Haa! Hin drink tea sha! Obviously u didn't think of the likes of MKO may his soul rip

I have always wanted to learn programming but somehow I keep shelving it.

Mentaremix:
Hello..I am feeling your pain.I have had this kind of nasal congestion before.It was really terrible.It was so bad I couldn't breathe again in the middle of the night.

What I used was ALOE HEAT LOTION.That was what came to my rescue. I rubbed it on my chest and also mixed it with hot water and inhale it.

By second day I was better.

The Aloe Heat Lotion contains natural Arginine,Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf oil,Prunus Armeniaca(Apricot) & sesame seed oil

Thanks bro, I've really not experienced anything like this before. At the moment I'm using eucalyptus essential oil after all other medication did not work.

If this still don't work I will try the heal loation out. Thanks a lot once again

Roman736:
First off,I need you to stop using your nasal spray.


It most likely than not has steroid in it;It will make your nasal symptoms worse in the long run.

thanks but u still have not told me what to use.

Ok, let's try to put it in a clearer perspective. sometimes, it's as if my nose get totally blocked out, like something moving from the sides to block both nostrils out and I will have to breathe with my mouth.

I don't have headache, fever, cough or anything other than this congestion. At the moment I'm just breathing with just one nose the other is useless.

Roman736:
Well my friend...Coflin is known to cause thickened mucus.

Maybe that is the problem here?

is there any medicine u think can help?

Roman736:
What is this 'cartah'??

Yeah, nasal congestion. Get it?

i have had this cartah for about 2 months now but it won't just go.

I have taken procold, coflin, otrivin, consumed countless vitamin c etc but it won't just go. At the moment I'm using Eucalyptus essential oil.

Do u have an idea what the cause of this cartah could be and what medicine to use? Plus I sneez a lot, too. Thanks

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Learn to speak for yourself. [/color]

Please kindly refrer to the 2nd line of ur signature. Thank you

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1"...ON PURPOSE!

(1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
(1) Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
(1) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
(1) Crying is blackmail.
(1) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
(1) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
(1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
(1) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
(1) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
(1) If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
(1) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
(1) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
(1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
(1) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
(1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
(1) ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
(1) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
(1) If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
(1) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
(1) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.
(1) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, or VB cars.
(1) You have enough clothes.
(1) You have too many shoes.
(1) I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

http://zegist.com/t/the-guys-rules/1231

i met this girl last month and she wowed me asked me to give my life to christ but i said "i'd rather give my life to u instead" she said "ok but come to my church"

ever since i stepped my leg to her church my life has not been the same. bro, na God sure pass o

Nigerian used 800k? Joker.

Take this TOKS for 750k

I hope those phone company bosses do not see reason to smoke this guy outta the world tho. They could see this as a threat to their business and kill the mo'foker. Just saying

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Oooooh god!!! Why boobs and big Tommy just full everywhere like this naw?

Tolexander:
God is your compass Cpt Ademola!

May you not "miss" the way like Aviator Douglas Corrigan (Wrong Way) that took off from New York(North Eastern US), traveling to California(South Western US) but landed in Dublin, Ireland (Europe).

How can God be his compass? God Is God and compass is compass last time I checked, isn't it?

youngaz:
Yoruba d best tribe in Nigeria.....even USA don testify to it not lyk some pple wey dey cause demselves e.g igbo hates calabar,benin hates port harcourt,edo hates akwa ibom

There u go, this is gonna degeneratesinto something else in a bit

How can one word mean so many different things at thesame time? I love yourba!

There you go! That's a country that's got a working system fully in place. Well, hope we get there in Nigeria. Problem is by time we get to this point, they (USA) would have leaped to another height so we will have to continue chasing after them.

So, it's gonna be a vicious circle of trying to catch up with them and it seems quite impossible each time I think of it

kingPehlzs:
space booked......brb to comment

U dey book space the early mornng? Na brain dey ur head so abi fufu?

Topestbilly:


U people don't disappoint me na, hav been asking about the yoruba name of dis fruit pomegranate

BROS u sure say no be the botanical name for pomo be that? Pomo no be fruit na malu skin

Double wow!what could have caused this?

Still a lot I haven't done in life gosh!!!

Handled a Gun x
Fired a Gun
Been Married
Fell in love x
Gone on a blind date x
Skipped school X
Watched someone give birth
Watched someone die x
Been to Canada
Ridden in an ambulance X
Been to Europe X
Been to the America
Seen the Grand Canyon in person
Flown in a HELICOPTER
Partied so hard you puked x
Been on a cruise
Served on a jury x
Been on TV
Danced in the rain X
Been to New York City
Sang karaoke
Made prank phone calls x
Laughed so much you cried X
Caught a snowflake on your tongue x
Had children
Had a pet
Been sledding on a big hill
Been downhill skiing
Been water skiing
Rode on a motorcycle X
Jumped out of a plane
Been to a drive-in movie
Punched Someone X
Rode an elephant
Rode a Horse X
Been in the newspaper
Stayed in a hospital X
Donated blood
Gotten a piercing
Gotten a tattoo
Driven over 100 mph
Been scuba diving
Lived on your own X
Rode in the back of police car x
Got a speeding ticket x
Broken a Bone x
Gotten stitches
Tr aveled Alone x

The first couple of people to coment on this post has nothing to say other than "the post is too long" this goes to buttress the saying that "Nigerians don't read"

The post is so Brilliant I had to read it twice btw.