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Hannysmilez:
A minute silence for your dead brain.

haha wicked!

Wicked!!! Lagos should just be declared a country on it own already damnit man

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And, hey, what's that pig skin mofo doing in that pix? White people are like roaches they are always every where.

arresa:
I educated you so be thankful. The system is using solar, sun and free of charge, I just hope they know what solar is in your village...

Whatever Dickkhead

arresa:
The power is coming from the sun free of charge and effective..

Sorry to trash your own shallow balloon..

Shallow balloon? U r screwed in the head

omenka:
Don't mean to crash the party, but where are they gonna get the electricity to power the system

Damn! U just put a needle thru their baloon. They didn't consider that now they are going to scrap it all.

Isn't this true?

Locking myself up in a room until I'm sure this has been averted. Baba God help us o isis ke

Very factual

Women are indeed a basket case!

But billy didnt reco wizzy in their tweet tho. So much yet so likkle

To helll with tithe bro pay ur bro fees. What a question

sinaj:
Dis is quite funny



But on a serious note, women are d stronger vessel here.
They can go tru lots of hardship, suffering nd still remain strong unlike the male folks.


That's why u see more of widows dan widowers.



Apart from the money nd sperm tho, we still need that love nd feeling of self belonging



I prefer Maslow's theory to Charly boy's theory lol

The money part tho is pretty much peculiar to Nigerian girls or better still, black girls generally. An average white girl does not reason in that direction trust me

importexpert:
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our contest have successfully ended and our winners are annexes, dreamchaser01, Totalbrand

. i have a very crazy offer for all those that did not made it to the top. for the next 43hrs ending by exactly 4pm on Thursday 5th may 2016 you can get this guide on 60% discount. you can check on my temporary site www.Importsng.com and see that this guide is going for N5000. but within the next 43hrs all nairalanders can get this guide for only N2000. this is a one time offer that no one should miss. you will see some testimonies of what those that have the guide are saying.

How do I get the book damnittt!!!

How do I get the book?

Very cool

[quote author=akanniade10 post=45274605][/quote]Phcn should tap some current from her to feed our power dams! Damn we nee

Cc lalastclala cc seun

Can't verify if this is authentic, tho' its funny

HarkymTheOracle:
[size=14pt] person go just sit down write this long epistle on top another person marriage and personal wahala.. nawa oo

Couples break up everyday..
The tin wey pain me pass na d money wey dem (I mean Tiwa) spend go do weddin wey for Dubai and say Tiwa stay for d marriage because of wetin pple (or d society) go tink of her... if not,
Wetin concern me?
But i think Girls (& guys) should learn from this,do not go into any marriage wit d hope of changing your partner..cos you cant change anybody.. and for those alredy in an unhappy marriage,please leave and stop faking happiness to please people..
#TheOracleHasSpoken
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Btw,listen to my songs at http://my.notjustok.com/p/oracle/

And all u got was just 3 likes. I will help u with one more.

The first picture is that of the UK terrorist, Michael Adebolajo, who butchered a British soldier in 2013.

Though, he has British parentage, he has never been to Nigeria. He was born in Britain and holds British passport. The British press described him as British-born Nigerian.

Fast forward to 2016- the second picture is that of Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua, a British-Nigerian, who just became the British heavyweight boxing Champion.

But the British press refuses to call him British-Nigerian but simply British. They don't even refer to his middle Nigerian name.

This is very typical of the Britons

Ok I think this is very funny

Wait o 1 min

Modified:

In all of these, Lagos ibadan exp way didn't make it to the list with all its sink hole like pot holes big enough to gulp up a truck? Not to mention number of lives that road had consumed over the yrs? Objection my lord, I beg to disagree

[quote author=Pheals post=45044463][/quote]Can I have a hi 5, girl?

Some low life girls won't agree with u there tho... Btw, I'm pretty sure ur not naija based. No naija girl will think the way u do, not even one

Pls give the guy above me 20 wraps of indian hemp - jumbo size - 10 pills of codeine, 15 bottles of gum and anything he ask for. When u finisha am meet me for more

Nice pics but sorry with the state of the economy it didn't wow me. Economy too hard for anything to wow me jare.

These silly musicians will travel outside the shore of the country to go shoot music video with foreign girls then import it to naigeria for us to buy and still complain naira is weak. Thunder wey go fire una dey eat akpu. Blaadclatt!!!

one min pls

Here's for the ladies as seen on a post... read and laugh

You will be dating this bobo, he will be doing anyhow. Taking you for granted, telling you to leave that he is not ready. Telling you that if you see another man you should marry he is not ready yet.

Jump to the next month, you meet a serious bobo with no brakes and no chills. Changing your life with speed, giving you makeover physically, emotionally and otherwise. Your family loves him, your friends think he is the one. You have never been happier. You know when a man is ready to marry you. Them no dey hide am. It is as obvious as the knock out Barcelona will give Arsenal today. It is that obvious. You can pick you wedding color already and prepare for your Bella Naija wedding.

Then from nowhere the spirit of your wicked great great great grand step mother will possess your first boyfriend to come and be serious , he will propose and suddenly become very serious . Telling you all sort of bullshit the devil rolls his eyes at. Telling you to remember the times you shared and how you have been through a lot together. You will really be contemplating going back because they told you the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know.

I just though I should tell you now that it is your village witches and demons that are calling your name inside a white stainless pan with water . If you like answer.

swallow spit... smh

kahgbada... lets see if it makes fp

ok