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Come, e be like say this Ambode make sense pass Fashola o. Started slow but gradually gaining past.

How much will it cost to clear a golf 4 '01/'02 model, pls?

Lashist:
pm me for a non serious relationship since its Wat u want

Haha wicked!!!

dyadeleye:
Some people brain na Pentium 0:1

Haha wicked!!!

Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan).

Example
(1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000.
**** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city.

(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly.
***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life.

By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages.....

(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000
**** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners.

--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT?

And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB.

(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that:
*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis.

I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY

We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these earnings. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income. The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you.

I know of someone right now who will say this is too ideal to be true but take your time and do this analysis over and over again, and you will grasp the crux!!!

STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others. That is where we are in this age.
DO have an Entrepreneurial week ahead!!!

StPete:
He should contact Linda ASAP. Even ASO ROCK isn't dis expensive.

BTW, I think the owner is the same person that owns a similar building in Lekki phase one of lagos

I think I know the one ur talking about at LEKKI just by the corner after 'The Place.' That one is own by that dude that own FCMB Subomi Balogun or what's he called. That's some edifice that.

MarieSucre:
Look at you chilling. Na wa o. This your job is laid back. Guess your boss ain't Nigerian that's why?

My boss is a lady from France. She's the best lady I've ever worked with. She's caught me sleeping more than once btw, sleeping on the job is a sackable offense and all she does is tap me and ask me to take a walk.

Na me be this

Lol and that's my friend doing a quick power nap on duty at his work space

Wait are u for real? The last sentence tho.

WHAT PMB TOLD BBC HAUSA SERVICE LAST FRIDAY
'When as a minister in the 70s i built Warri and Kaduna refineries together with 20 deports and several kilometers of pipe lines....... Aliko Dangote is building a refinery capable of refining 650, 000 barrel a day, we are also going to repair the four refineries all these will be completed within two years. All the channels of oil theft will then be blocked and those who happen to be alive will witness a rich and better Nigeria. After all that, if Nigerians choose to elect thieves as their leaders again...it is left to them."

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154532303433488&id=119586108487&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6286269751059918662%3Amf_story_key.966726513874227841&__tn__=%2As

Tried transacting a business with some American coy today and got told I wouldn't be able to pay using my PayPal acc because my address was not verified.

Please can someone cofirm if PayPal verify addresses in Nigeria, and if they do, how do I verify my address? I'm pretty sure PayPal only carry out account verification here in Nigeria.

take a chill pill bro, Ambode is coming to the rescue...eko oni baje

Hannysmilez:
A minute silence for your dead brain.

haha wicked!

Wicked!!! Lagos should just be declared a country on it own already damnit man

Edited:
And, hey, what's that pig skin mofo doing in that pix? White people are like roaches they are always every where.

arresa:
I educated you so be thankful. The system is using solar, sun and free of charge, I just hope they know what solar is in your village...

Whatever Dickkhead

arresa:
The power is coming from the sun free of charge and effective..

Sorry to trash your own shallow balloon..

Shallow balloon? U r screwed in the head

omenka:
Don't mean to crash the party, but where are they gonna get the electricity to power the system

Damn! U just put a needle thru their baloon. They didn't consider that now they are going to scrap it all.

Isn't this true?

Locking myself up in a room until I'm sure this has been averted. Baba God help us o isis ke

Very factual

Women are indeed a basket case!

But billy didnt reco wizzy in their tweet tho. So much yet so likkle

To helll with tithe bro pay ur bro fees. What a question

sinaj:
Dis is quite funny



But on a serious note, women are d stronger vessel here.
They can go tru lots of hardship, suffering nd still remain strong unlike the male folks.


That's why u see more of widows dan widowers.



Apart from the money nd sperm tho, we still need that love nd feeling of self belonging



I prefer Maslow's theory to Charly boy's theory lol

The money part tho is pretty much peculiar to Nigerian girls or better still, black girls generally. An average white girl does not reason in that direction trust me

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How do I get the book damnittt!!!

How do I get the book?

Very cool

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Can't verify if this is authentic, tho' its funny

HarkymTheOracle:
[size=14pt] person go just sit down write this long epistle on top another person marriage and personal wahala.. nawa oo

Couples break up everyday..
The tin wey pain me pass na d money wey dem (I mean Tiwa) spend go do weddin wey for Dubai and say Tiwa stay for d marriage because of wetin pple (or d society) go tink of her... if not,
Wetin concern me?
But i think Girls (& guys) should learn from this,do not go into any marriage wit d hope of changing your partner..cos you cant change anybody.. and for those alredy in an unhappy marriage,please leave and stop faking happiness to please people..
#TheOracleHasSpoken
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And all u got was just 3 likes. I will help u with one more.