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Webmasters › Re: At What Naira Exchange Rate Does Adsense Pay? by pimplucious: 7:45am On Jun 11, 2016
sugarbelly:
what u need to know is that for any international payment, in USD, whhether it is Adsense or any other oyibo company paying into your Nigeria bank account, insofar that your account is not a domiciliary account (dollar account), the exchange rate will always be 199/$. The wise thing is for u guys to open a domiciliary account with GTB ($0 deposit, that's why I advice with GTB), then Adsense pays in that account in $$$. Withdraw ur money in dollar and go to abo-ki for 370/$ exchange rate
No I doubt if GTB will pay u in dollar. U can call customer service to double check tho. 0700482666328
Business › Re: Naira Appreciates Against Dollar by pimplucious: 7:38am On Jun 11, 2016
Anasko:
The Naira, on Friday, appreciated against the
dollar at the parallel market, trading at N352,
from N370 traded on Wednesday.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports
that the Nigerian currency gained N18
between Wednesday and Friday.
The currency, however, weakened further
against the Pound Sterling and the Euro as it
exchanged for N515 and N405 respectively.
Meanwhile, the official exchange rate
remained at N197 to a dollar at the apex
bank window.
Traders at the market told NAN that the
market got a boost due to the availability of
the greenback for trading.



http://thenationonlineng.net/naira-appreciates-dollar-2/
Haaa!!! Bloody lies everywhere. I got it for 363 Naira to a dollar yesterday. But why the lies tho? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Jay-Z Together After Sealing Deal (Photo) by pimplucious: 7:05am On Jun 09, 2016
IamOpemipo:
How this post take concern dbanj now tori oloun
Did u just make a statement or u just asked a question? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Jay-Z Together After Sealing Deal (Photo) by pimplucious: 5:36am On Jun 09, 2016
The hustle has gone beyond borders now girl no more Doro me Doro u buiishit pls.

I sorry for is it skibang or debanj abi na bangalee or kokomaster,ejanla or whatever. Niqqa is confused man. Someone need tell him its not about changing name up and down
Christianity Etc › Re: See The Sacrifice Form RCCG Gave Members Asking For Houses, Cars, Lands & Money by pimplucious: 11:42am On Jun 06, 2016
Militant1:
Start from 20000 and move up as the blessings come and hell, a million bucks for GOD is not too much if you have it. How much is house rent in maitama and wuse.
Ok, u r one of the many reasons that dude sang 'maga don pay...'

Everybody has a maga even pastors. My brother continue magaring ur reward is in even.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pic Poster From A Popular Church Asking Members For Huge Sum Of Money by pimplucious(op): 10:49am On Jun 06, 2016
kenkenn:
He who alleges must prove...where is the pics?
Guy I tire o. Maybe what these people are serving is some how not making the pic show up
Christianity Etc › Pic Poster From A Popular Church Asking Members For Huge Sum Of Money by pimplucious(op): 10:38am On Jun 06, 2016
I put this up in the crime section cuz I feel it's a crime to hide under the guise of religion and lure unsuspecting and gullible people, who, because they are hard press believe solution to their predicament is in the hands of some people who they term 'man of God' who in turn have been tought to recognize windows of opportunity to make money out of desperate miracle seekers.

Car Talk › Re: How To Escape From A Sinking Car (Photos) by pimplucious: 3:25pm On Jun 05, 2016
thank you and God bless. What if u are in a molue parked full or better still danfo? undecided
Health › Re: How Safe Is Sniper/ Go 90 For Mosquito Control? by pimplucious: 12:23pm On Jun 05, 2016
Sniper wey I dey use drink garri and nothing happen is what's making ppl become comatose like this?
Politics › Re: Saraki, Oshiomhole Raise Alarm Over Alleged Plot To Destabilise Nigeria by pimplucious: 10:40am On Jun 04, 2016
Our brethren in the South South and the South eastern regions of Nigeria need to understand a number of things

1. Goodluck Jonathan is not coming back ... That's a done deal. Now that we got that out of the way lets move on .

2. No one is seceding from Nigeria. Nigeria's constitution says Nigeria is ' indivisible ' That's a direct quote

3. Everyone in Nigeria is marginalized. Even the North is marginalized. Even though that region has held sway for most of Nigeria's life as an independent nation, most of the people from the region are just as poor as everyone else, There are more beggars in that region and destitute than any part of Nigeria etc. I say this not to insult anyone but to make the point that the common man in the north of Nigeria is probably worse off than those in the south of Nigeria.

4. The folks that have held Nigeria hostage and have been milking Nigeria dry for decades are from all the regions and ethnic groups in Nigeria . There is no one ethnic group that has a monopoly.

5. Even if Nigeria is balkanized today all the different countries that will emerge from it will still be poor and the people will still be in a desperate situation . You know why ? cos the same thieves eating your cake right now will head these various countries. , so it will not be eldoraldo .

6. Your enemy is not Nigeria or any other ethnic group there in , your enemy is the political class many of whom come from your villages and are your kit and kin .

7. Buhari has not done anything in the last year to make you more marginalized than you ever were .

8. The rest of Nigeria does not need anyone tribe more than that tribe needs the rest of Nigeria.

9. Violence begets violence . There is nothing wrong with Nigeria that Nigerians cannot solve sitting across a tablet.

10 If you think your life is hard right now , please remember to let me know what it is like when you start living in a refugee camp in Benin republic , Togo or Ghana.

11.Those who are egging you on in this foolish enterprise are either sitting in the comfort of the white man's country and and so will not be there with their families to suffer the consequences with you or are politicians who are still bitter that they lost their meal ticket in the last election and will stop at nothing to get it back ..

Check very well their families are not in Nigeria to suffer the consequences of this with you . They themselves are ready at a moments notice to fly out of Nigeria when the bubble busts to Europe or America where they already have mansions purchased with your money , leaving you to your fate.

The sooner we all realize these facts and stop playing the fool, The sooner we can move Nigeria forward.

May God help Nigeria and continue to grant
Buhari and Osinbajo the wisdom to move Nigeria forward from the wreckage of transformation
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Arrives UK In Private Jet (Pics) by pimplucious: 7:21am On Jun 03, 2016
Beliver's Love World Liimited u meant, right?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Looking For A Job In Nigeria With 2.1 Or Staying In U.S.A Illegally by pimplucious: 4:26pm On May 30, 2016
majekdom2:
do you think Trump was mincing words? Nigerians are a problem themselves. People make up the state " Nigeria ". It's only a reflection of majority of the Citizens.
Its crazy enough Liviing legally as a black man. People informing him to go on illegal dont even know what's like
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Looking For A Job In Nigeria With 2.1 Or Staying In U.S.A Illegally by pimplucious: 3:24pm On May 30, 2016
austinosita:
I really love to stay in Lagos, Nigeria working, but getting a job even with my experience and good grade(2.1) is almost impossible.

I have searched and searched and searched, attended interviews, but all to no avail. The worse was the interview I attended today, this morning @lekki-epe express way; I was discharged after about 2 to 3 questions only(about 3 mins).....meanwhile, the first applicant spent almost 30 mins. I just looked at the lady like.....is it my face? Is my 2.1 not enough? Didnt i answer your questions correctly? Infact i almost swore never to attend any interview again.....e beta make i kukuma explore my music talent....

I really love to base in Lagos. Get a good job, marry and have kids. I'm almost losing hope in my job search! Infact I no think say anybody for nairaland search reach me!!!

Now, I have another option to stay in America illegally, until I secure complete papers for stay(which will take time) I'll be staying with a family member, going to school and working.......general hustling till I get a green card.

Please, what do you guys suggest?

#I taya for this joblessness no be small# its killing
Pls don't do it its not worth it. Whatever u do don't let ur visa run out and if it does renew. its one thing to be an illegal immigrant its another to be working as an illegal immigrant.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Looking For A Job In Nigeria With 2.1 Or Staying In U.S.A Illegally by pimplucious: 3:02pm On May 30, 2016
coldsummer:
please for your sake and the sake of your children unborn don't stay in any country illegally. ...Not even in Ghana
Its unbelievable how people are asking him to go live as an illegal immigrant in US, just unbelievable.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Rat Tore My Psalm 35 To Pieces by pimplucious: 8:52pm On May 28, 2016
Lol na people wey dey do u send the rat o. Read it from ur phone let's see what happens
Romance › Re: Bless u by pimplucious: 5:41pm On May 27, 2016
Don't be soo sure bro. Go back after 3 months and make sure u didn't engage in sex then u can come back here and testify
Celebrities › Re: See What Linda Ikeji Posted And See The Epic Reply A Fan Gave Her by pimplucious: 5:35pm On May 27, 2016
Oversight is allowed for rich kid but not for a dull broke ass mofo'
Politics › Re: Things Nigerians Need To Know About Tomato Ebola by pimplucious: 8:51pm On May 25, 2016
Abeg make dem bring the tomantos like that we go manage am. This scarcity is unbecoming
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Builds Shrine In UK In His Rented Apartment, Caught (VIDEO) by pimplucious: 8:36pm On May 24, 2016
Da hell!!! This niqqa a fool man. Can't he fucking call the popo on those buffons so they get done for trespassing? Didn't Moses or was it Abraham slaughtered animals for sacrificial purposes?
Politics › Re: #NewOshodi: Ambode Unveils Solution For 'Oshodi Menace' (PHOTOS,VIDEO) by pimplucious: 6:10pm On May 24, 2016
Come, e be like say this Ambode make sense pass Fashola o. Started slow but gradually gaining past.
Autos › Re: Call For All Your Clearing Needs Both Roro And Containerized Goods @ Lagos Port by pimplucious: 3:29pm On May 24, 2016
How much will it cost to clear a golf 4 '01/'02 model, pls?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Want A Serious Lady Is Ready For Relationship To Lead Marriage by pimplucious: 3:18pm On May 24, 2016
Lashist:
pm me for a non serious relationship since its Wat u want
Haha wicked!!! grin grin
Sports › Re: Iheanacho's UK Fans Furious With Hogson For Not Picking Iheanacho For EURO 2016 by pimplucious: 2:21pm On May 24, 2016
dyadeleye:
Some people brain na Pentium 0:1
Haha wicked!!! grin grin
Business › Hard Truth About White Collar Job And How It's A Waste Of Time. by pimplucious(op): 4:36pm On May 23, 2016
Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan).

Example
(1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000.
**** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city.

(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly.
***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life.

By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages.....

(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000
**** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners.

--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT?

And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB.

(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that:
*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis.

I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY

We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these earnings. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income. The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you.

I know of someone right now who will say this is too ideal to be true but take your time and do this analysis over and over again, and you will grasp the crux!!!

STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others. That is where we are in this age.
DO have an Entrepreneurial week ahead!!!
Properties › Re: Abuja Man Selling His House For N1.6trillion (photo) by pimplucious: 10:34pm On May 22, 2016
StPete:
He should contact Linda ASAP. undecided Even ASO ROCK isn't dis expensive.

BTW, I think the owner is the same person that owns a similar building in Lekki phase one of lagos
I think I know the one ur talking about at LEKKI just by the corner after 'The Place.' That one is own by that dude that own FCMB Subomi Balogun or what's he called. That's some edifice that.
Career › Re: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by pimplucious: 12:32pm On May 21, 2016
MarieSucre:
Look at you chilling. Na wa o. This your job is laid back. Guess your boss ain't Nigerian that's why?
My boss is a lady from France. She's the best lady I've ever worked with. She's caught me sleeping more than once btw, sleeping on the job is a sackable offense and all she does is tap me and ask me to take a walk.
Career › Re: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by pimplucious: 8:29am On May 21, 2016
Na me be this

Career › Re: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by pimplucious: 8:21am On May 21, 2016
Lol and that's my friend doing a quick power nap on duty at his work space grin

Health › Re: Man Dies From Brain Tumour After Spending 6 Hours A Day On His Mobile Phone by pimplucious: 2:16pm On May 20, 2016
Wait are u for real? The last sentence tho.
Politics › What PMB Told BBC Hausa Service Last Friday by pimplucious(op): 6:46am On May 19, 2016
WHAT PMB TOLD BBC HAUSA SERVICE LAST FRIDAY
'When as a minister in the 70s i built Warri and Kaduna refineries together with 20 deports and several kilometers of pipe lines....... Aliko Dangote is building a refinery capable of refining 650, 000 barrel a day, we are also going to repair the four refineries all these will be completed within two years. All the channels of oil theft will then be blocked and those who happen to be alive will witness a rich and better Nigeria. After all that, if Nigerians choose to elect thieves as their leaders again...it is left to them."

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154532303433488&id=119586108487&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6286269751059918662%3Amf_story_key.966726513874227841&__tn__=%2As
Business › Do Paypal Verify Nigerian Addresses? by pimplucious(op): 10:20pm On May 18, 2016
Tried transacting a business with some American coy today and got told I wouldn't be able to pay using my PayPal acc because my address was not verified.

Please can someone cofirm if PayPal verify addresses in Nigeria, and if they do, how do I verify my address? I'm pretty sure PayPal only carry out account verification here in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Field survey of slum Prevalence In Nigerian Cities-photos by pimplucious: 11:23am On May 17, 2016
take a chill pill bro, Ambode is coming to the rescue...eko oni baje

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