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PoliticsRe: Irony Of Northern Nigeria by pimplucious(op): 9:52am On Apr 27, 2013
The truth is this region is dragging us back developmentally
PoliticsIrony Of Northern Nigeria by pimplucious(op): 7:41am On Apr 27, 2013
"A friend sent this to my WhatsApp messenger and I decided to share it with you guys:
Vice President -North.**Senate President -North.**Speake r House of Reps - North.**PDP National Chairman - North.**Head of Service - North.**INEC Chairman - North.**Inspect or General of Police - North.**CBN Governor - North.**Chief Justice of federation - North.**Preside nt Court of Appeal - North.**EFCC Chairman - North.**Preside nt Federal high court - North.**Nationa l Security Adviser - North.**Chief of Defense Staff - North.**Control ler, Customs Service - North.**Control ler Prison Services - North.**Richest man in Africa - North.**85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners.**8 0% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.**9 9% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners**Bo ko Haram - North..Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are in the North.Now ask yourself, Hmmmmm, who is the problem of the Northerners?"
CrimeRe: Debunking The Myth Of Money Ritual: Is It Real? by pimplucious: 5:47am On Apr 25, 2013
This is a very good question, op. But u must look far bryond the surface to understand sprituality. Even in the bible, blood sacrifices are made. Jesus himself had to shed His blood for the sins of humanity. U must understand that blood sacrifice is a very potent sacrifice, human sacrifice is the most POTENT sacrifice of all. However this does not translate to keeping the sacrificed human in the drawers to puke out money, no! It simply translate to a great deal of success in most of ur financila and business undertakings.

I don't know if u believe in the bible but u will notice in the old testament Moses performed a lot of blood sacrfices (not human sacrifices o) before undertaking some missions as directed by God. So believe it its real!
PhonesRe: What You Need To Know About Mobile Number-Portability by pimplucious: 4:23pm On Apr 24, 2013
This is pure BS! Why do one hv to go thru this long process to port a number? In UK u can do it over the phone, all u need do is get the sim of the network u wanna port to, call the customer service of ur soon to be old network, inform them u wanna port ur number they will take u thru some security questions and demand for the 19 digit number at the back of the new sim and that's it just like that in 5min ur new sim starts to work
CareerRe: I Need List Of Companies In Nigeria That Use Oracle Database Application by pimplucious(op): 6:24pm On Mar 24, 2013
oakcha: Am an oracle database and oracle dataware house admin...Large organizations uses Oracle database as their backend Database, so gettting the list will be endless.
I want to ask you.
How did u learn your oracle database, is it with solaris or red hat linux as its Operatiing system or you learnt it on windows. my advice is that you should learn it on either linux or unix it will help you a great deal..
Companies
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Oil companies
All Telecoms
All Banks
All Insurance
etc
I learned it on linux os think its the best app for oracle. Not very sure if all banks in nigeria are using oracle specifically, heard some are using pinnacle or something. whats the name of the company u work for?
CareerRe: I Need List Of Companies In Nigeria That Use Oracle Database Application by pimplucious(op): 12:57am On Mar 19, 2013
moderator pls help my career drop this in front page for me
CareerRe: I Need List Of Companies In Nigeria That Use Oracle Database Application by pimplucious(op): 12:50am On Mar 19, 2013
amivel: Nahco uses oracle
thanks very much, i will check them out
CareerI Need List Of Companies In Nigeria That Use Oracle Database Application by pimplucious(op): 9:34pm On Mar 15, 2013
Having spent about a year in Nigeria job hunting in vain, I've decided to relocate back to UK but before I do I would like to gain hands on experience on the use of ORACLE DATABASE APPLICATION, an IT certification(OCA)I obtained during my stay here in Nigeria and I must say I love the application because of its practicality. As such, I've decided to pursue a career in this field, but the problem I'm having is I do not have the required experience to secure a job with it. What I've decided to do is get a list of companies in Nigeria that are using Oracle database application and storm each company and offer to work voluntarily for a while before I eventually leave... cry

Please, if you know any company at all here in Nigeria that uses oracle database, kindly list it. Admin, please dump this in front page for me thank you very much.
PoliticsRe: Foreign Degree & The Nigerian Mentality by pimplucious: 1:59pm On Mar 05, 2013
Oh, Wow! I thought I was the only one going through this. Ive already given up cuz I thought my village pple are behind my unemployment ordeal grin It will be 1yr in May since ive been in Nigeria with no job after doing a maters course in United Kingdom. But the irony of all this is that, ive been surviving ever since and loving it. I wouldn’t survive 4 months without a job in the UK… grin abeg no place like home although its not always so homely. Ak 'say' that!
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun Almost Shot Dead @ Yaba. by pimplucious: 12:44pm On Mar 03, 2013
Things socila media dey cause eh. So e get phone to 'tweent' but not to call police. Issokay na me mk I come waste credit call police for u?
PoliticsRe: Fashola Blames Okada For Damoche’s Murder by pimplucious: 9:03am On Mar 02, 2013
Fashola is just an escapist enjoying grace from shallow mided people. U get heinous crimes like this go unchecked when necessary security measures are jettisoned. U can't check crimes or govern successfully if u dnt run a comprehensive database. Too weak to think old heads presiding over an equally too lazy to reason majority.
Christianity EtcRe: Garden Of Eden Discovered by pimplucious: 6:24pm On Mar 01, 2013
gosha I almost believed. How gullible am I! undecided
AutosRe: Clean 2004 BMW 318ci For N1.650m by pimplucious: 6:06pm On Mar 01, 2013
2million naira? shocked shocked that's about £8000 and $15000
U must be a learner undecided
RomanceRe: . by pimplucious: 4:59pm On Mar 01, 2013
[quote author=sagytarius™]Post ur pix lets affirm. lol, just kidding.
Well, as for me, I enjoy my uglidity. It drives women and their troubles away from me.[/quote]guy na lie u lie, ungly fine pass u!!! grin grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Couple Jump-Off Bridge In China In Suicide Pact by pimplucious: 10:44am On Mar 01, 2013
Where was the photographer standing to have captured such a shot? It seems to me he was floating in d air undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Wikileaks: Boko Haram Is A CIA Covert Operation by pimplucious: 10:11am On Mar 01, 2013
I suspected involvement of a greater power when boko haram claimed to have access to personal information of sss. It is quite intriguing! I'm not totally agreeing with this unless substantial evidence is made available. If you have the capacity to gather information as intriguing as this you can get hold of solid evidences to back it up! My take.
Christianity EtcRe: Does This Really Make Sense Coming From Pastor Adeboye? by pimplucious(op): 9:04am On Feb 27, 2013
BukkyDan: the day he spoke the message in your first post
I don't know the day u r talking about. I got this off his FB wall
FamilyRe: Nigerian Ghost Stories (pressing Someones Neck At Night) by pimplucious: 8:58am On Feb 27, 2013
Vikin: I can relate to your story, I had the experience once when growing up, my siblings said its the work of the devil and it happens when you don't pray enough.

So my big bro gave me a tip on how to overcome it by trying to scream Jesus if the ghost should come, but I told him its difficult to alter any word. He insisted I take a deep breath, before pronouncing Jesus. smiley

Ok, I was ready for the supposed ghost to appear and press me on my bed.

Alas, it came one night, all my body went weak, sad...I tried screaming Jesus,I couldn't. I remembered the advise and I took a deep breath but the word Jesus couldn't get off my lips embarassed.

Anyway, I just relaxed and said in my mind " The Lord said we should have faith in him, Jesus, do your thing cos me I want to sleep cheesy" et voila,I slept off, woke up the following morning healthy and strong. That was the end of my ghost trauma till date.

Just relax, no one is chasing you..have faith even if you forget to pray at night, he takes charge!
Damnit! This is called sleep paralysis and its got nothing to do with Jesus. I suggest u do research on this and get information on how to prevent it. I've experience this counless time and on one occassion its as though I was experiencing an OBE (out of body expperience). Like I said research on it
Christianity EtcRe: Does This Really Make Sense Coming From Pastor Adeboye? by pimplucious(op): 3:19pm On Feb 26, 2013
BukkyDan: @ OP, was that the message you could grasp from all what the pastor said that day?

Gosh! Some people are just tooooo impossible

SMH
What day are u talking about? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Does This Really Make Sense Coming From Pastor Adeboye? by pimplucious(op): 2:34pm On Feb 26, 2013
This is the kind of influencial messages that make our youths forever dreaming of going abroad even when they have no business going there. A man will go for "thanks giving service" for the "blessing" of UK visa. Smh.

1st to comment grin
Azonto azonto azonto grin
Christianity EtcDoes This Really Make Sense Coming From Pastor Adeboye? by pimplucious(op): 2:29pm On Feb 26, 2013
"Many years ago, while I was still struggling to pay my school fees, an old man met me and said: “One day, you will travel abroad as often as a woman goes to the market”. I looked at him and received it. “Yes sir, thank you”. Although it appeared too incredible to me then but today, I spend more time abroad than I do in Nigeria. I prophesy into your life that every good prophesy concerning your life will come to pass, no matter how incredible they are..."

Pastor wants us to know he spends more time abroad than he does in Nigeria and that is suppose to be a blessing!

What is the exact message been sent here and of what benefit is it to the listeners and the country?

I find it very preposterous!!!
CelebritiesRe: Denrele's Emotional Tribute To Goldie by pimplucious: 5:26pm On Feb 25, 2013
inurmind: Yeah, nice! Also liked:''So sadwhen people who give you the best memories, become a memory!''.

Now who would have thought a silly looking dude like that could write such great stuff?
Now I'm wondering what's so great about the stuff, or could it be cuz I'm on my 5th bottle?
CelebritiesRe: Denrele's Emotional Tribute To Goldie by pimplucious: 5:14pm On Feb 25, 2013
like I give a frigging damn 'bout the whole write up! it don't even make no sense to me. Tons have died b4 her n tens of thousands still gonna die. Erryone gonna die anyways. Like hers is any different. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Goldie Harvey In Her Coffin by pimplucious: 1:47pm On Feb 25, 2013
I tire o. So me sef go still lay inside coffin like this. Na wa o. sad sad
Foreign AffairsRe: Pistorius Crushed His Girlfriend's Skull Before Shooting Her by pimplucious: 6:58am On Feb 25, 2013
tellwisdom: I have been hearing this pistorious for some time now…Please what exactly is pistorious?? sad huh
Eya! So From all the analysis u still couldn't figure 'what' pistorious is? Eya pele. WeLl sha, I think its the new BB in town. Go n buy one
Car TalkRe: Benz vs BMW vs Audi: Pure German Machines! by pimplucious: 6:44am On Feb 25, 2013
I drove the 02/03 model of BMW 316 (3 series) extensively. Its road handling is supereb for a 1.6 liter engin. And u wonder why 3 series is BMW best selling model? Generally, I think BMW has a better driving dynamics than Benz. If BMW is Chelsea Benz is Arsnal! The X6? I get double orga.sms in one each time i stare at it. it's the end! God made man man made BMW X6!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Possibly Looking For A Nigerian Girl To Bring To The U.S. With Me [PICTURES] by pimplucious: 1:36pm On Feb 24, 2013
Wow, End time thinz grin
CelebritiesRe: T-Pain & His Wife Sleep With Other Girls by pimplucious:
Its no biggie. I done it b4. But I was the invitee. E sweet die cheesy
FamilyRe: From Sighting A Girl To The Time She Agrees To Marry You, How Long? by pimplucious: 8:50pm On Feb 22, 2013
I'm not married so I don't know. Meanwhile, 1st to comment. Dancing galala grin this better make front page
CelebritiesRe: Goldie Is Dead! by pimplucious: 7:11am On Feb 15, 2013
Blood clots chat a lot! She's not dead, damnmmitt!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Significance Of Popes Bendict Resignation. by pimplucious: 4:03am On Feb 13, 2013
Christianity is fraud! Christianity it seems will lead more people to hell than heaven.

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