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The truth is this region is dragging us back developmentally |
"A friend sent this to my WhatsApp messenger and I decided to share it with you guys: Vice President -North.**Senate President -North.**Speake r House of Reps - North.**PDP National Chairman - North.**Head of Service - North.**INEC Chairman - North.**Inspect or General of Police - North.**CBN Governor - North.**Chief Justice of federation - North.**Preside nt Court of Appeal - North.**EFCC Chairman - North.**Preside nt Federal high court - North.**Nationa l Security Adviser - North.**Chief of Defense Staff - North.**Control ler, Customs Service - North.**Control ler Prison Services - North.**Richest man in Africa - North.**85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners.**8 0% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.**9 9% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners**Bo ko Haram - North..Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are in the North.Now ask yourself, Hmmmmm, who is the problem of the Northerners?" |
This is a very good question, op. But u must look far bryond the surface to understand sprituality. Even in the bible, blood sacrifices are made. Jesus himself had to shed His blood for the sins of humanity. U must understand that blood sacrifice is a very potent sacrifice, human sacrifice is the most POTENT sacrifice of all. However this does not translate to keeping the sacrificed human in the drawers to puke out money, no! It simply translate to a great deal of success in most of ur financila and business undertakings. I don't know if u believe in the bible but u will notice in the old testament Moses performed a lot of blood sacrfices (not human sacrifices o) before undertaking some missions as directed by God. So believe it its real! |
This is pure BS! Why do one hv to go thru this long process to port a number? In UK u can do it over the phone, all u need do is get the sim of the network u wanna port to, call the customer service of ur soon to be old network, inform them u wanna port ur number they will take u thru some security questions and demand for the 19 digit number at the back of the new sim and that's it just like that in 5min ur new sim starts to work |
oakcha: Am an oracle database and oracle dataware house admin...Large organizations uses Oracle database as their backend Database, so gettting the list will be endless.I learned it on linux os think its the best app for oracle. Not very sure if all banks in nigeria are using oracle specifically, heard some are using pinnacle or something. whats the name of the company u work for? |
moderator pls help my career drop this in front page for me |
amivel: Nahco uses oraclethanks very much, i will check them out |
Having spent about a year in Nigeria job hunting in vain, I've decided to relocate back to UK but before I do I would like to gain hands on experience on the use of ORACLE DATABASE APPLICATION, an IT certification(OCA)I obtained during my stay here in Nigeria and I must say I love the application because of its practicality. As such, I've decided to pursue a career in this field, but the problem I'm having is I do not have the required experience to secure a job with it. What I've decided to do is get a list of companies in Nigeria that are using Oracle database application and storm each company and offer to work voluntarily for a while before I eventually leave... Please, if you know any company at all here in Nigeria that uses oracle database, kindly list it. Admin, please dump this in front page for me thank you very much. |
Oh, Wow! I thought I was the only one going through this. Ive already given up cuz I thought my village pple are behind my unemployment ordeal It will be 1yr in May since ive been in Nigeria with no job after doing a maters course in United Kingdom. But the irony of all this is that, ive been surviving ever since and loving it. I wouldn’t survive 4 months without a job in the UK… abeg no place like home although its not always so homely. Ak 'say' that! |
Things socila media dey cause eh. So e get phone to 'tweent' but not to call police. Issokay na me mk I come waste credit call police for u? |
Fashola is just an escapist enjoying grace from shallow mided people. U get heinous crimes like this go unchecked when necessary security measures are jettisoned. U can't check crimes or govern successfully if u dnt run a comprehensive database. Too weak to think old heads presiding over an equally too lazy to reason majority. |
gosha I almost believed. How gullible am I! ![]() |
2million naira? U must be a learner ![]() |
[quote author=sagytarius™]Post ur pix lets affirm. lol, just kidding. Well, as for me, I enjoy my uglidity. It drives women and their troubles away from me.[/quote]guy na lie u lie, ungly fine pass u!!! ![]() |
Where was the photographer standing to have captured such a shot? It seems to me he was floating in d air ![]() |
I suspected involvement of a greater power when boko haram claimed to have access to personal information of sss. It is quite intriguing! I'm not totally agreeing with this unless substantial evidence is made available. If you have the capacity to gather information as intriguing as this you can get hold of solid evidences to back it up! My take. |
BukkyDan: the day he spoke the message in your first postI don't know the day u r talking about. I got this off his FB wall |
Vikin: I can relate to your story, I had the experience once when growing up, my siblings said its the work of the devil and it happens when you don't pray enough.Damnit! This is called sleep paralysis and its got nothing to do with Jesus. I suggest u do research on this and get information on how to prevent it. I've experience this counless time and on one occassion its as though I was experiencing an OBE (out of body expperience). Like I said research on it |
BukkyDan: @ OP, was that the message you could grasp from all what the pastor said that day?What day are u talking about? ![]() |
This is the kind of influencial messages that make our youths forever dreaming of going abroad even when they have no business going there. A man will go for "thanks giving service" for the "blessing" of UK visa. Smh. 1st to comment ![]() Azonto azonto azonto ![]() |
"Many years ago, while I was still struggling to pay my school fees, an old man met me and said: “One day, you will travel abroad as often as a woman goes to the market”. I looked at him and received it. “Yes sir, thank you”. Although it appeared too incredible to me then but today, I spend more time abroad than I do in Nigeria. I prophesy into your life that every good prophesy concerning your life will come to pass, no matter how incredible they are..." Pastor wants us to know he spends more time abroad than he does in Nigeria and that is suppose to be a blessing! What is the exact message been sent here and of what benefit is it to the listeners and the country? I find it very preposterous!!! |
inurmind: Yeah, nice! Also liked:''So sadwhen people who give you the best memories, become a memory!''.Now I'm wondering what's so great about the stuff, or could it be cuz I'm on my 5th bottle? |
like I give a frigging damn 'bout the whole write up! it don't even make no sense to me. Tons have died b4 her n tens of thousands still gonna die. Erryone gonna die anyways. Like hers is any different. May the souls of the departed rest in peace. |
I tire o. So me sef go still lay inside coffin like this. Na wa o. ![]() |
tellwisdom: I have been hearing this pistorious for some time now…Please what exactly is pistorious??Eya! So From all the analysis u still couldn't figure 'what' pistorious is? Eya pele. WeLl sha, I think its the new BB in town. Go n buy one |
I drove the 02/03 model of BMW 316 (3 series) extensively. Its road handling is supereb for a 1.6 liter engin. And u wonder why 3 series is BMW best selling model? Generally, I think BMW has a better driving dynamics than Benz. If BMW is Chelsea Benz is Arsnal! The X6? I get double orga.sms in one each time i stare at it. it's the end! God made man man made BMW X6! |
Wow, End time thinz ![]() |
Its no biggie. I done it b4. But I was the invitee. E sweet die ![]() |
I'm not married so I don't know. Meanwhile, 1st to comment. Dancing galala this better make front page |
Blood clots chat a lot! She's not dead, damnmmitt!!! |
Christianity is fraud! Christianity it seems will lead more people to hell than heaven. |
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It will be 1yr in May since ive been in Nigeria with no job after doing a maters course in United Kingdom. But the irony of all this is that, ive been surviving ever since and loving it. I wouldn’t survive 4 months without a job in the UK… 

...I tried screaming Jesus,I couldn't. I remembered the advise and I took a deep breath but the word Jesus couldn't get off my lips
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" et voila,I slept off, woke up the following morning healthy and strong. That was the end of my ghost trauma till date.