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Christianity EtcIs It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 11:04pm On Dec 15, 2012
How silly Of President Jonathan To Go On His Knees At Redeemed Camp Again

I am watching Channels TV News@10 and the sight before me is highly disappointing!!!!!

After waving and smiling sheepishly to the crowd and delivering his score-card speech, the shoeless fool once again knelt down with all of his Presidential anointing in PUBLIC before Pastor Adeboye. VERY DISGUSTING!!!!!!

Does this man knows the implication of that singular action on the psyche of the 150M Nigerians, many of whom are muslims and men of other faith, whose sovereignty he holds for them in trust?

This man is truly very foolish and a clown
Nairaland GeneralRe: Govanor Of Kaduna State,Yakowa & Gen Azazi(NSA) Feared Dead In A Plane Crash. by pimplucious: 7:46pm On Dec 15, 2012
Oh wow! This is one accident too many. A thorough investigation should be conducted to ascertain the cause of the crash. cry cry
RomanceRe: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by pimplucious: 1:07am On Dec 13, 2012
3triangle: Thanks all for your advices, criticisms and curses at the same time. They have all helped tremendously in strengthening my resolve to quit the shameful act. Its a pity a lot of folks read my story upside down and so couldnt comprehend my pain. I knew what I was doing was wrong but I found myself then in a situation I have little control of. Thank God for today. It is different and I have a sworn resolve to keep it that way. I had a heart to heart talk with my immediate sister's hubby and poured out my misery to him in tears. Yes I had feelings for him but the abominable act that we were engaged in cannot be justified. He is my sister's husband. God also frowns at what we are doing. Contrary to what many said, I have no remote intent of taking my sister's husband. I have made peace with my creator and can never go back to that life. I have enough savings to move but my sisters will not hear me say that. He understands my seriousness and therefore respected himself ever since. Thanks all once again.
Na today?
RomanceRe: I Am Doing Something Abominable And I Know But I Need Help by pimplucious:
end time things grin. Correct 3some
TravelRe: Diversity Visa Immigrant? Welcome To America by pimplucious: 9:34am On Dec 11, 2012
Gbenge 77: Why are you crying more than the bereaved,Attorney Justwise?Extricate yourself from delusion.
Hahaha... Thank u gbenga77 for starting my morning off with a good laugh. grin
PoliticsRe: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by pimplucious: 11:22pm On Dec 10, 2012
ogb5: I hope you will repeat this trash when they kidnap you or someone close to you.
Can u not see reason people are turning to kidnapping is cuz of the economic situation? Sit back, relax some day and poder it over u will come to same conclusion with me
PoliticsRe: Kidnappers Of Okonjo-iweala's Mother Demand $1Billion Ransom by pimplucious: 11:10pm On Dec 10, 2012
The kidnappers obviously want their share of the national cake. The crumbs and left-overs of the national cake is no more enough, now, people have come up with a means of venting their frustrations by hitting those who are suppose to better the polity where it hurts.

If the thieves can't uphold capital punishment on corrupt officials, same should not hold swey with kidnappers
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Nurse In Kate Middleton Radio Prank Call Committs Suicide by pimplucious:
After reading this all I could see is a case of monarch programming. She is an obvious case of victim of mind control orchestrated by the royal family. they obviously dipped a finger in her brain and stir the sh..it outta it. whoever is contesting this is just ignorance. In this age of information, ignorance is not an excuse its just an option.
HealthRe: 625lb Mother Who Ate Herself To Death (pictures Inside) by pimplucious: 2:57pm On Dec 07, 2012
carletta: So....wat part of her body did she eat?
Lmao
Foreign AffairsRe: Sudan Captures Vulture With Israeli Spying Device by pimplucious: 2:46pm On Dec 07, 2012
uihebom: Guys let's talk about our own first , if na our law enforcement officers do you think dey will suspect dat a vulture is spying on dem?
If na naija ploice catch am dem go say see meat. Chop d bird and the tag as well grin
Politics...and Andrew Finally Checked Out In A Foreign Hospital by pimplucious(op): 11:01am On Dec 06, 2012
"In 1984 Andrew wanted to check out because the country had no good hospital,no light,no roads etc.Buhari pleaded to him to stay so that the country can be salvaged together. The evil genius struck and Buhari was removed.18 yrs after Andrew died in a foreign hospital,because his country still had no good hospital. Access to quality health care on time would have helped."-Chike Okonkwo...RIP Andrew.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Spendthrift: Enough Is Enough - Punch Editorial by pimplucious: 11:03pm On Dec 03, 2012
Nigerians have to be the easiest set of people to govern. Smh
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:17pm On Dec 03, 2012
Where's errbody @? My blood dey hot I wan woo abeg! grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:35am On Dec 02, 2012
Oahray: Ok, maybe na for vision I see am.
Na wa u o, u no see my wooing line? E too bad grin dyt tire na grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:22am On Dec 02, 2012
Oahray: how many times u go lose in a day, eh? Wasn't it dis morning you tried wooing and lost?
Nah, flanrey and I wooed dyt and she's yet to declear the winner btw us. So how I use lose, then? abeg park well Jo
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:08am On Dec 02, 2012
Oahray: mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Which one be ur own na? Hungry dey catch u ni?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 8:59am On Dec 02, 2012
...And where that boy dem dey call red mosquitoe? Oya choose one babe make me and u woo. grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 8:58am On Dec 02, 2012
Where dyt? Who u choose between me and flanrey now? Abi u never mk up ur mind?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 10:28pm On Dec 01, 2012
Thanks ya'll for making my night lol it was fun. I'm off to bed with a splitting headache
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 10:19pm On Dec 01, 2012
Dyt, say something tho lol
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 10:18pm On Dec 01, 2012
Redmosquito: Hurray!! IZukwu has entered hall of fame
Hurray!!
Redmosquiton na Reid I go use kill u angry
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 10:07pm On Dec 01, 2012
Dyt: Waiting wooers

Mk I give una clue
I am a very emotional n romantic babe
Mk me drool abeg
Bn long I played dis kinda game
Dyt, so for obama to divorce Michelle for u does not make u drool? Abeg make flanrey dey carry go grin grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:59pm On Dec 01, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]@Pimp_lucious........LOL[/quote]And what's funny, explorer? U sef na pdp na. Na u gan gan be obj
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:56pm On Dec 01, 2012
Dyt: Walks in scratchin head
Erm erm
Flanrey, cld u pls drop one more?

Pimp_lucious?
Brb
"pimp_lucious brb"?

"flanrey, cld u pls drop one more"?

And una say naiaj go better? How na? I see Pdp everywhere grin grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:48pm On Dec 01, 2012
flanrey: [size=14pt]My sugar,
Here i am seating on the sofa with a can of beer and gizzard
Staring deep into my laptop screen
Wondering the most decent yet expressive manner to unveil the thoughts of my heart towards you
You've got me dreaming about you. Since the date of our match-up, thoughts of you continually invade my mind every second of every day. I can't help it; you have obviously become a part of my world and it scares me because I haven't depended on anyone in a long time. I would trust you with everything .... I do trust you to see through my thoughts. I want to be a friend and even more. I really want to be that man to put a smile on your face, that man to open doors for you, that man to adjust your bra straps each morning, that man to treat you like the queen you truly are cos as it is now, you're obviously the queen of my heart and angel of my life. With the few lines i've written above, i've struggled to put my feelings to words but i seem to fail woefully with each try. Most people may just feel i dont know where i'm headed but i think with a little more effort i'll get to that special place located at the core of your heart deep within your soul where i'll immediately open a fixed account and deposit all the love i possess.
All i ever want to complete me is 'YOU'......Is this too much to ask?
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Yeeeeeee flanrey go copy this thing from greeting card!!!! grin grin grin ogoro
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:43pm On Dec 01, 2012
moderator, abeg give flanrey walk over joo, his time is up. Make I dey carry dyt go show my papa I don win lottery grin grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:39pm On Dec 01, 2012
ItsModella: abegi, you no try at all.
U know how many babes I don use that line catch? Stay there grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:35pm On Dec 01, 2012
ItsModella: https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcr84UF261qfbhp5.gif

Even Rhymez and LastApostle were better than this.
Which one be ur own na? Why u dey pour sand inside my garri? Na ppl like u dey find husband tire angry
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:28pm On Dec 01, 2012
Ok, here's mine: oh Dyt, you're so beautiful I'm sure Obama will divorce Michelle if he set eyes on you.

You know what, the author of "the beautiful ones are not yet born" did not see u.

Miss world beauty pageant was rubbish because you weren't there.

I'm sure our kids will be nothing less of an angel if you give me your heart.

Thanks grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2- MEN [ ENDED ] by pimplucious: 9:22pm On Dec 01, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]Noted! Please while we await SLOT 12, let * SLOT 6 - Flanrey and Pimp_lucious to woo Dyt GET READY! Thank you cheesy[/quote]Abeg give flanrey walk over joor. I won unchallenged. Where dyt? How much be ur dowry? grin

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