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Nairaland General › Re: How To Kill Your Friends (Or Enemies) On Facebook by pimplucious: 12:40am On Jan 09, 2013
Damnit I just tried killing Jonathan but hin otumopo too much angry
Entertainment › Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by pimplucious: 8:11pm On Jan 04, 2013
eaglechild: Pls who is Tonto Dikeh?
I've been seeing her name on nairaland front page.
Na one girl wey dem say hate people wey dey smoke igbo sad nai d op come dey vex say y she go hate pple wey dey smoke igbo. Apparently e be like say the op na igbo man undecided
Entertainment › Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by pimplucious: 7:16pm On Jan 04, 2013
What actually did tonto dikeh say about igbo (marijuana) men? just curious undecided
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Pledges To Buy “Cheap, Fairly Used Phone” For Reporter by pimplucious: 10:48am On Jan 02, 2013
ceejay80s: Dem take 5th post swear 4 me? obasanjo, i get used phone wey i wan sell 5million
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Let's Pray For Our Leaders And Not Insult Them In 2013 by pimplucious: 7:20am On Jan 02, 2013
Turbocharged: Hahaha. Freedom of speech ni! Hiding under a false nomenclature.
The day u go to an "army man" & tell him "waka", datz the day I will believe u hv it.
Roll on the floor laughing
Politics › Re: Gov. Aliyu Puts-up Billboards For His Daughter's Wedding by pimplucious: 11:14pm On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=GUN_SLINGER]U hv proven beyond every reasonable dat u r a BIG F00L[/quote]U should be barred from this forum. If I was Seun that exactly what I will do
Politics › Re: Gov. Aliyu Puts-up Billboards For His Daughter's Wedding by pimplucious: 11:10pm On Dec 29, 2012
This is gross display of ineptitude... What came to mind on siting this is... "we are gods and every other mortals in this state should serve us." this is crazy! is there actually a way out of all this mess we ordinary nigerian is subjected to? I can't see a sliver lining.
Politics › Re: Caption This PIC. GEJ. by pimplucious: 7:06pm On Dec 27, 2012
Nna mehn, which kind life be this! Na wetin fall yar'dua be this o and obj no tell me say na so e be. I think say na to come chop money waka. Make man no come go get heart attac sef.

Or ...e be like say I go resign o grin grin
Literature › Re: African Nerd by pimplucious: 11:22pm On Dec 24, 2012
E be like say na to come kidnap u, carry u go one isolated place just the 2 of us u go come start this tory from begining at gun point no break no nothing. grin
Literature › Re: African Nerd by pimplucious: 5:19am On Dec 24, 2012
angry angry angry I hate suspense. Just so u know. angry
Romance › Re: Naija Boys. What Chicks Do You Prefer? Ethiopians Or Somali by pimplucious: 1:06am On Dec 23, 2012
Me I prefer all those chicks in that pic grin
Romance › Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by pimplucious: 10:47pm On Dec 22, 2012
ChopUrMoni: Hehehe lol grin grin. Whats handlehuh Your advive is not needed. I dont need ur promotion but thanks for the offer. It would have been appreciated if i didnt have men lining up from the east to the west and north to south. tongue
Ahn ahn, Nepa put wire for there ni? grin
Romance › Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by pimplucious: 10:35pm On Dec 22, 2012
luizworld: grin Lol. No time
Time wey dey no even correct
Literature › Re: African Nerd by pimplucious: 8:36am On Dec 22, 2012
Hahaha @ cut and paste. Ur frigging cracking me r.ight up red moss. More more more pls
Health › Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by pimplucious: 8:03am On Dec 22, 2012
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ehispapa: real mumu. do Nigerians fhuck more than Americans? it has nothing to do with fuhcking but our actitude towards sex
Ha!!! shocked shocked see this guy! only one LGA for cross rivers finish the whole America grin grin
Health › Re: HIV Prevalence In Nigeria By States! by pimplucious: 7:49am On Dec 22, 2012
teeo:

Tuface koo blackface nii.

Benue, that husband would use wife to entertain guests. No bad feelings but when a lady tells me she is from Benue, i think twice.

livialives: shocked shocked
Chei, see as Livialives arrange! If ur husband na benue, na everyday I go dey visit o grin grin grin
Literature › Re: African Nerd by pimplucious: 5:25pm On Dec 21, 2012
Redmosquito: Foxy?! Na guy oooo!! na badt guy sef! Eya! so u be man! Ehn! U be my nigga then! grin grin grin grin
Correct guy. We suppose link up make we go drink alomo, paraga, opaeyin and jedi jedi for one joint. I for give u garri too but I dey fear u fit go change come scatter the place so no garri for u sorry grin grin grin
Literature › Re: African Nerd by pimplucious: 4:43pm On Dec 21, 2012
Redmosquito: two of us posted in the same minute grin grin grin grin
A sign from the gods grin grin grin
oya come pay my bride price......ummmmmm I assume you are a babe oooo undecided
****Praying she is a babe and not a guy*******
Oboy, I be man o and my Johnny huge pass that monster own... E be like say foxy_rebirth na female. Ask her she fit pay ur bride price.
Literature › Re: African Nerd by pimplucious: 4:21pm On Dec 21, 2012
Nna mehn, Red moss odigua too much! Where u get this talent from? How we go make money with this ur talent?
Literature › Re: African Nerd by pimplucious: 1:08pm On Dec 20, 2012
[quote author=Redmosquito]I see strange figures. Man at the top, horse from the belly downwards. Centaurs!?

I promise i and a friend once saw this creature, centaur in okija, anambra state some yrs back. Its incredible but it's the truth cry I've never been that scared b4
Politics › Re: Power Generation Peaks At 4,350MW by pimplucious: 9:43am On Dec 19, 2012
These people are just incredible! While South Africa power generation stands at 34,000MW at the moment, they are celebrating 4,350MW and calling it a "feat?" bunch of old fools
Travel › Re: Lt. Sowoye: co-Pilot Of Crashed Helicopter by pimplucious: 8:11pm On Dec 18, 2012
Ha, I kan bé
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 1:07pm On Dec 18, 2012
Iaz93: going to church doesnt make you a christian...
Lol! What does it make me? A Muslim? grin
Science/Technology › Re: Paralysed Woman Feeds Self With Mind-controlled Robotic Arm by pimplucious: 11:29am On Dec 18, 2012
That's one small step for humanity and a giant leap for mankind. Nice job!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 11:08am On Dec 18, 2012
[quote author=div_ha]r u an artheist...hav tu ask, cos ur articles nd comments insinuate u r?[/quote]Unfortunately I'm not. I go to church so that makes me a christian I guess, don't it? Cuz I choose to be rational n objective n refuse to worship pastors as most nigerians do does not make me an atheist, does it?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 8:45pm On Dec 17, 2012
sokoto: i beg make no body course me, my own is dat , if God can only open our eyes we wld see dat jona realy needs prayer at dis time of his life also jona understands dat every leader needs a prophet n i can tell dis is the reason why dis man has fine a way into Gods heart.Dont be suprise coming electing he wins again.
If Jona wins next election I will disown nigeria. I will rip my green passport n I will move the remainder of my familt out.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 6:27pm On Dec 17, 2012
warrior01: you're indeed worse than a compound fool
Lol I hear u. Keep wallowing in ignorance
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 12:03pm On Dec 17, 2012
fellis: I asked a question before; why was the pastor standing when Jonathan was kneeling? If anything the pastor should be the one kneeling because he is the one that is supposed to be communicating with God and asking God for favours.
Omg wow u just said it all sista. I'm always happy whn I realize there are still some few nigerians who can think straight
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 11:58am On Dec 17, 2012
A lot of nigerians are hippocrates who run to God cuz of uncertainties. How manry of u will remeber God if ur rich and ok? Na poverty dey cuz most of una to remember God. Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 9:34am On Dec 17, 2012
babaearly: Most of you low iq nigerians fail to look beyond the personality of jonathan and see the office he holds. THE PRESIDENCY is not a personal office, it is not a RELIGIOUS POST, there are many serious politics involved. Why are you guys so blinded and biased?
I just don't know! cry cry cry cry
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by pimplucious(op): 7:16am On Dec 17, 2012
ehispapa: you are an asshole...is jonathan greater than God?
So after reading that post, "is Jonathan greater than God" Is what u can deduce from it?

Lord, why do Nigerians allow religion to cloud their thinking? I weep for u all!

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