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Nigerians have to be the easiest set of people to govern. Smh

Where's errbody @? My blood dey hot I wan woo abeg!

Oahray: Ok, maybe na for vision I see am.

Na wa u o, u no see my wooing line? E too bad dyt tire na

Oahray: how many times u go lose in a day, eh? Wasn't it dis morning you tried wooing and lost?

Nah, flanrey and I wooed dyt and she's yet to declear the winner btw us. So how I use lose, then? abeg park well Jo

Oahray: mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Which one be ur own na? Hungry dey catch u ni?

...And where that boy dem dey call red mosquitoe? Oya choose one babe make me and u woo.

Where dyt? Who u choose between me and flanrey now? Abi u never mk up ur mind?

Thanks ya'll for making my night lol it was fun. I'm off to bed with a splitting headache

Dyt, say something tho lol

Redmosquito: Hurray!! IZukwu has entered hall of fame
Hurray!!

Redmosquiton na Reid I go use kill u

Dyt: Waiting wooers

Mk I give una clue
I am a very emotional n romantic babe
Mk me drool abeg
Bn long I played dis kinda game

Dyt, so for obama to divorce Michelle for u does not make u drool? Abeg make flanrey dey carry go

[quote author=D-Explorer]@Pimp_lucious........LOL[/quote]And what's funny, explorer? U sef na pdp na. Na u gan gan be obj

Dyt: Walks in scratchin head
Erm erm
Flanrey, cld u pls drop one more?

Pimp_lucious?
Brb

"pimp_lucious brb"?

"flanrey, cld u pls drop one more"?

And una say naiaj go better? How na? I see Pdp everywhere

flanrey: [size=14pt]My sugar,
Here i am seating on the sofa with a can of beer and gizzard
Staring deep into my laptop screen
Wondering the most decent yet expressive manner to unveil the thoughts of my heart towards you
You've got me dreaming about you. Since the date of our match-up, thoughts of you continually invade my mind every second of every day. I can't help it; you have obviously become a part of my world and it scares me because I haven't depended on anyone in a long time. I would trust you with everything .... I do trust you to see through my thoughts. I want to be a friend and even more. I really want to be that man to put a smile on your face, that man to open doors for you, that man to adjust your bra straps each morning, that man to treat you like the queen you truly are cos as it is now, you're obviously the queen of my heart and angel of my life. With the few lines i've written above, i've struggled to put my feelings to words but i seem to fail woefully with each try. Most people may just feel i dont know where i'm headed but i think with a little more effort i'll get to that special place located at the core of your heart deep within your soul where i'll immediately open a fixed account and deposit all the love i possess.
All i ever want to complete me is 'YOU'......Is this too much to ask?[/size]

Yeeeeeee flanrey go copy this thing from greeting card!!!! ogoro

moderator, abeg give flanrey walk over joo, his time is up. Make I dey carry dyt go show my papa I don win lottery

ItsModella: abegi, you no try at all.

U know how many babes I don use that line catch? Stay there

ItsModella: https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcr84UF261qfbhp5.gif

Even Rhymez and LastApostle were better than this.

Which one be ur own na? Why u dey pour sand inside my garri? Na ppl like u dey find husband tire

Ok, here's mine: oh Dyt, you're so beautiful I'm sure Obama will divorce Michelle if he set eyes on you.

You know what, the author of "the beautiful ones are not yet born" did not see u.

Miss world beauty pageant was rubbish because you weren't there.

I'm sure our kids will be nothing less of an angel if you give me your heart.

Thanks

[quote author=D-Explorer]Noted! Please while we await SLOT 12, let * SLOT 6 - Flanrey and Pimp_lucious to woo Dyt GET READY! Thank you [/quote]Abeg give flanrey walk over joor. I won unchallenged. Where dyt? How much be ur dowry?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Noted! Please while we await SLOT 12, let * SLOT 6 - Flanrey and Pimp_lucious to woo Dyt GET READY! Thank you [/quote]Roger that! I'm ready!

Redmosquito: I'm back, B!TCH

Haha ur done practicing ur lines?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Pimp_lucious, if you're ready, go against FLANREY. Are you? [/quote]Yeeh! My liver drop small sha but nothind dey happen. Bring it on

[quote author=D-Explorer]While we wait for SLOT 12, a quick recap of still to come....... * SLOT 2 - r231 and AlterEgo to woo Ishilove

SLOT 4 - D-Explorer and Dopejemi to woo ItsModella

SLOT 6 - Flanrey and Crown Prince to woo Dyt

SLOT 10 - Dmcdad and Chukskalidon to wooPritheeann

SLOT 11 - Sunebanty and TheBen to woo Alutacontinua

SLOT 12 - IZUKWU and Ikekings to woo ATMC [/quote]See PDP settings! I've been on queue since yesterday and u didn't include me.

Redmosquito: Una dey dull. I dey go chop jare.BRB

Redmosquito just did a runner! U soo lame mehn. Who's up for a wooing challenge with me?

Redmosquito: You sure say you no go dull!

My papa smart na him I resemble. Oya choose

Redmosquito: [size=20pt]MAKE ANOTHER GUY JOIN ME NA [/size]

I told u already choose a girl let's woo then. Abi u dey fear me?

Redmosquito: Let us do our own wooing jare. I need another guy to join me, let us woo one babe
These guyz dey dull

redmosquito oya which babe make woo. Oya choose one

[quote author=ATMC]Are they canvasing for wooing lines or what Y una dey dull na?[/quote

Since everybody is holding back I think I should just break the ice on this. I can't wait

Isn't the wooing turn by turn? My turn never reach since yesterday?

Sijo01: O'yel, where are the wooers and the wooyees?? Lets go there!

*yawn* so the show is finished? U guys should update me when season 3's coming up I got to run things too

I say I wan toast vinneni since all of una dey form deaf n dumb. So so ogoro involve for naija thing how naija wan use better?I need my slot or else