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wetin be scorces na? Who dey win? When be my slot na I wan toast vanneni sleep dey catch me

All this girls wey no loadup pic, make person no go woo winch o

Hey ya'll hv to start this all over again. Why una no tell me say today na toasting day naaa? Oya wetin be scores?

galadima77: hmmm such brilliant minds we av in dis country. Pls hw does d votes cast and ur arguements stop d sales of job vacancies by gov't officials?

Haha I tire o brotha

pinky17: Orton1 ! where are your manners are you suffering from a mental illness or you got dumped by a southern girl cos you are a bush boy, You are so angry , you need to Bleep more often or you are ugly and a broke ass nigga ! you know a hungry is an angry man comes to mind about you, why should i be scared of you online you silly fool, Take a chill pill or kiss my volumptious arse

Oron1 chei this girl tear ur buba o

Kslib: Oh boy!!! E be like say you don enter one chance... My guy,run!!! I repeat run!!! Tell the girl say you get hiv+ mental problem + say you don kill two of your past lovers before cos of this mental problem..
First thing tommorow morning,go market go buy better dog or elephant gaint chain,then put the chain for your room.. When she come your house,tell her say make she dey use the chain tie you once 12:oclock don knack,cos na dat time the mental problem dey start.. If you try all this,and the girl no gree leave you,then it is safe to say "YOU DON ENTER MAMI-WATER PALAVA"...

Hahaha lmao unto say marry and no marry nai u write all this one?

The sole aim of marriage: to avoid sleeping around and to multiply.[/quote]Not errbody sees it like that tho

Do people get married out of love, or basically to make babies? Or is making babies an after thought of getting married? If you go for the former (get married out of love), will you still love your partner on realizing he/she can't make babies? Or do you see getting married as a means to an end? Ie as a means of making babies?

What's your take on this?

Ok now I must tell this girl how much I gbadun her b4 man kaput

;Di had to refreash my browser over n over b4 realizing ur taking da piss

Pires07: Most common sign, she'll keep playing with her hair and stares @u like one lost cat.

Na lie Jo naija girl no sabi do that one e too hard for demo

I really dnt understant why a fully developed, able bodied and mentally stable girl would depend on a guy financially especially when he's not her husband. And why this is noticable with black girls and some nigeiran girls particularly both in and outside nigeria beats me.

Op, trust me, ur very ok. from ur post I figured u didn't grow up in nigeria so that act of girls demanding money is strange to u. I found myself in such dilemma, too. with time I'm sure u will see it's the norm in nigeria just like I did

this uncle Jona like food o.shuuu, dem do u? Abi na swear sef

[quote author=pimp_lucious ]Damnnit! Cnt believe I read all that post I'm such a dick when it comes to dishing love advises n stuff, but I'd say let the girl be she's gonna be a liability anyways since she depend on guys she date to sort her out financially. Brotha, Let bygone be bygone and so long be so long. Simples![/quote]"joystick"? I didn't write that I wrote dic..k

Damnnit! Cnt believe I read all that post I'm such a dick when it comes to dishing love advises n stuff, but I'd say let the girl be she's gonna be a liability anyways since she depend on guys she date to sort her out financially. Brotha, Let bygone be bygone and so long be so long. Simples!

Why igbo's like investing in the northern states beats me! cant they frigging figure nigeria is in the verge of splitting? and if nigeia eventually split what happen to their investments? shm

The fact that I've taken time to get a sound education and the hope that tomorrow might be better off. (though I'm still unemployed)

[quote author=Red-Light]and who u be? Illuminati 2nd in command? [/quote]I be illuminati representaive naija chapter.

[quote author=wawa_boy]Mikel,bale ,ronaldo and messi are all members. Just watch Bale celebrat his goal .[/quote]Lol! Ur comment is such a joke!

[quote author=Red-Light]lol

but still doesnt answer my question... where the heck is illuminati holding their meeting ... i wanna join and will do everything they want ... even if they want the soul am ready to give em on platter of gold .. as long as they wont ask me to kill nobody[/quote]If u wanna know where they hold their meeting then I suggest check out bohemian grove in califonia but I'm sure u won't be welcome there except u get a letter from me

I once felt the apparition of a friend pulling my feet urging me to go join my familiy in prayer. this event felt sooo real although I was in a twilight state of mind. I was so deverstated about the death of my homeboy, late Demoye Okusanya RIP, the next morning I couldn't be arsed joining the rest of the family in our morning rituals when my mum worke me up to come join in prayer. I could remember vividly I wasn't totally sleeping whn I felt something pulling my feet saying "Akin, don't worry, go and pray I (Demoye) will be ok." I wasn't scared or anything, but what's amazing is, after that encounter, I felt ease and able to handle his demise. I really don't know what to make of this

As incredible and apt this story may sound, I empploy u all to research on "Project Blue Beam" google it up and also "Area 51". Then draw ur conclusion

pDude: Yesterday at work a white co-worker lady and I had this conversation. I shame for the babe sotay I almost bite finger. But as a Sharp man, me sef use sense cover her stupidity.

Girl: so tell me where are you from
Me: why don't you take a guess
Girl: emmmm....I heard someone say that you were from Nigeria.
Me: yes I'm from Nigeria.

After a few seconds pause,

Girl: Where is Nigeria? Is it in Brazil?
Me: (with a shocked look on my face) nope! It is far away from Brazil. It is in another continent.
Girl: oh ok. Then it should be in South Africa. Am I right?
Me: (shocked beyond comprehension) nope! South Africa is not a continent, it is a country.
Girl: really? Ok where is Nigeria then.
Me: it is in Africa. Africa is the continent.
Girl: (using laugh to cover up her ignorance) I didn't know that. Did you learn English here?
Me: nope. We speak English in my country.
Girl: really? I didn't know they spoke English in Africa.
Me: a lot of countries in Africa do.
Girl: the last time I did anything about geography was in 5th grade and I have forgotten everything about it.
Me: yeah. You American need to travel out to other places.
Girl: yes but I guess that what our poor educational system does to us. They don't teach anything I schools these days. All we wanna do is do drugs and party.


Oh boy, I shame for the babe o. As she old reach, she nor get anything for her head. Na only to dey talk about her boyfriend fvcking her, partying and pressing iPhone.
Na wa o

This is the norm in most western countries. I once got into a convo with my boss sometime ago and along the line he was like "are there beaches in Nigeria?" and this other white girl, after telling her Nigeria is in Africa, she was like "no that's not true, Nigeria is too posh to be in Africa blah blah blah..." just walked out on her. Can't put upp with thick head, me.

[quote author=~Royal~]In an Extremely Religious Country like Nigeria that Speaks Volumes.[/quote]Please leave religion outta this. Nigeria is also damn corrupt. Talk about contradictions. Most of our problem in naija today is due to the fact that we can't separate religion from our day to day activities and we so damn scared to stand out different cuz of what pple will say just like the case of charly boy. I just took a close look at those pix, all I see is beauty and artistic splendor.

onatisi: hmmm ,ok,how will u feel if ur first son start showing his unclothedness on the net at the of 50yrs ,will u give a party for him?ets be honest this guy is a painful sore for his parents ,children and grandchildren.this should serve as a lesson for ppl too there is or should be a limit to how much we copy western fashion and culture

This guy is definitely not gay. He once threatened to sue some media company for calling him illuminati, gay etc. He knows exactly what he's doing and u guys r helping him achiving it. He calls what he's doing "art". So, let him be.

I see not a thing wrong with this man. He's just doing his thing and cashing in on ya'll hatred for him. Live ur life and let him live his the the world is big enough for errbody! QED!