KillIgbohoN0W:
The bodies were found intact because it didn't happen in the South West.

Pinky: You And Your Likers Are Unreasonable Twarts...


Brain: Even Pinky Cannot Reason And Write Such A Shallow Nonsense, Nitwit....!

PINKY: Tinubu, Take Note.


BRAIN: Will You Keep Quiet, Pinky ?

Truths9ja:
She talk the truths and nothing but the truths here jare.

PINKY: This Girl's December Money don sure!

BRAIN: It's November! This is the Best Time Women Supports Men Through Contents For Virality of More Magas. If you know, You know - Pinky.

Her Online Hustle Has Been Graced....!

Many Mumu go don full her inbox.

zidiefinance:
E-commerce with other people's products. 20 % focus and 80% on marketing online and physically.

PINKY: Isn't This Affiliate Marketing ?


BRAIN: Yes, It is - Pinky.

Matrix137:
Wahala. What now happens to those who borrowed again for the second time. Just when i was happy that they were considerate cos of the hardship in the country. Ladies and Gents, your only true friend is God almighty.

Please guys the hunger is unbearable. I humbly seek for financial assistance of any amount to buy foodstuffs before hunger finishes son of man.

07 25 00 93 40 access bank. God bless

PINKY: Use GoFundMe To Get International Funds that will stop this your hunger situation once and for all.

BRAIN: Hunger will just kuku kill you if you continue begging on Nairaland. E hard for everyone too.

Don't Joke with This Update. Me and Pinky don use am pickup $2,500 before We fit dey tell you.

robosky02:
Incredible this Generation is bless
All the records of old are been broken or rewritten

Messi, Ronaldo ,Neymey etc

In the words of Neymey


"I want to say that this (the record) doesn’t mean I am better than him (Pelé) or than any national team player,” Neymar added in his short statement. “I always wanted to write my story in the national team, and today I did that.”

So guys how will you rate Neymey When legend's are mentioned

Has he really lived up to the expectation

PINKY: It's "Neymar"


BRAIN: Not "Neymey"

PINKY: Go President ....


BRAIN: Go Tinubu

seanwilliam:
Chai
.
International court of justice straight

PINKY: Sharperly.


BRAIN: Then They should Zoom To Heavenly Court.

PINKY: What Do You Have To Say About This BRAIN ?



BRAIN: Next Thread, Please.

Zero Time for Jagbanjatis

Brandiebird:


What are we doing today brain?

BRAIN: Same Thing We Do Every Night, Pinky.

FreeStuffsNG:
While foreigners see goldmine opportunities in Nigeria and grab it, lazy youths in Nigeria wake up and go to bed daily not doing anything productive with their lives and looking for who and what to blame.

These FDIs should please keep bringing their investments to Nigeria, specifically Lagos and the neighbouring Yoruba southwest states, we are always ready to host them and support their businesses.
Invest in Nigeria, Lagos and Yorubaland today. May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

PINKY: Greatness. The South-South is Also Ready To Host Investors Too.




BRAIN: Especially in Cross River State; The People's Paradise. "Land of Peace".

PINKY: Where Are You BRAIN ?


BRAIN: I'm behind you PINKY.



PINKY: Oooops! I thought The EFCC Follow Carry You ni....


BRAIN: Dem go fit carry Mouse like Me ? We Taking Over The World, Mehn...!

PINKY: Why Would A Woman Think Like This?


BRAIN: There Should Be Agencies That Permits Women To Voluntarily Submit Their Unwanted Children in African Lands. Only Then can Atrocities like this stop.


Such A Pity for Many of Our Nigerian Women. They are The Reasons Nigeria cannot move forward. They open their legs anyhow to collect Gbola, but they cannot bare the consequences of collecting Gbola.





Mynd44, OAM4J,

This is frontpage worthy.

woginid967:


Vlog on youtube and get paid.

Write ✍️ for blogs and get paid

Learn cyber security and get remote job and get paid.

Pay a smallie 7k for the weekend, use ring light and spy camera to record our steamy sessions the upload to my onlyfanz andmy XV accounts and get paid.

Find cheap products on fb marketplace and go to jiji and market them for free and be the middle man and get paid

Go to free sports ARBITRAGE groups telegram and make at least 5k daily without loss

Join codedruns and show my big tool for sugar mamas and big girls to patronize me....i get paid.

The list is endless.


Many just dont use the oldest app in the world 🌎.... I mean the BRAIN 🧠. Thas why dey poor

PINKY: Omo, Brain - Person don quote your name with too much sense talk for here ooo


BRAIN: I See... We Must Take Actions Especially for The Xvid Part. We Must Take Over This World By Force or By Fire. Bros, how do we get started with the Sport Arbitrage part ?

The Coded Runs Sugar Mummy Part ain't bad too

PINKY: Brain, Over To You.


BRAIN: There's nothing like MISTAKE When It Comes To The Issues of Sex. You open Toto, Your Toto still wet, dick enter am, you con dey shout "ouch ouch, faster baby"... And then; you say it is a mistake ?

Maka Why Na ? Make We dey use Our Brains Na.

BigDawsNet:


Eh en... wonder shall never end...

Oya goan take over Nairaland First.. I want to quickly check something 🫣

PINKY: We Taking Over Mehn!

BRAIN: The Ball is in Our Court To Play, Pinky.... So, Stay Focused. No distraction.

Abifarin16:


Ahhh! Multiple Personality Disorder Dan Catherine this one.

PINKY:


BRAIN:

BigDawsNet:


Bet you guys hav been trying to take over the world since 1995... it's been 28 years now... I hope you guys ain't whining urself sha?

Maybe you should think about other task that is easy to achieve ...😕

PINKY: Delay is Not Denial. And...


BRAIN: ...And What ? Didn't I Tell You To Focus on The Objective, PINKY ?


PINKY: Yes, I was focusing before This Young Man Came To Remind Us about Our 28 Years Delay in Taking Over The World...


BRAIN: Your Mumu Too Much. Laser Focus...And We will take over Nairaland This Very Night - We will Do What We Do Every Night...!


PINKY: What Do We Do Every Night?


BRAIN:

SmartPolician:
Why are cryptocurrency companies so vulnerable to cybercrimes despite all the cybersecurity measures developed for securing traders' and investors' funds? How can an online platform lose coins worth $2m and the world isn't shocked? That's a lot of money. These cybercriminals have to be stopped.

Any cloud and cybersecurity experts who can give crypto and blockchain companies unhackable techniques for protecting their trustless platforms will become an overnight million in USD. This is a clue for Nigerians who plan to study network security in postgraduate taught or research outside Nigeria.

PINKY: The Truth is that "No $2 Million was Hacked/Lost.


BRAIN: This is a solid way to sell your tokens to your believers. Nice try.

BigDawsNet:


Are you guys still working on taking over the world? 🤔🤔🤔...

PINKY: Definitely. We Are Very Much Working on Taking Over The Entire World



BRAIN: Let's Take Over Nairaland from Seun Osewa First, Pinky. Stay Focused. After Nairaland, We Take Over Aso-rock with Immediate Effect. E Clear You ?



PINKY: E Clear

PINKY: Why did it stop in the first place?


BRAIN: You dey mind them ? Let's just face the crypto that concerns us.

Kobojunkie:
Scientists record first known ‘virgin birth’ in female crocodile in Costa Rica



Scientists have recorded the first known case of a “virgin birth” in a female crocodile that had no contact with males for about 16 years.The reptile was able to produce a fully formed foetus that was 99.9% genetically identical to her.

The researchers said this discovery, reported in the journal Biology Letters, provides “tantalizing insights”, suggesting its evolutionary ancestors such as the dinosaurs may also have been capable of self-reproduction. Also known as facultative parthenogenesis, virgin birth has been documented in species of birds, fish, lizards, and snakes, but never before in crocodiles. It is the process by which an egg develops into an embryo without fertilization by sperm.

The American crocodile (Crocodylus acutus) was taken into captivity in 2002 when she was two years old and placed in an enclosure in Costa Rica. She remained there alone for the next 16 years.
In January 2018, zookeepers discovered a clutch of 14 eggs in the enclosure. These eggs did not hatch but one contained a fully formed foetus.
Genetic analysis of the tissues from the foetus’s heart and from the mother’s shed skin revealed a 99.9% match – confirming the offspring had no father.
Facultative parthenogenesis is rare but is thought to occur when a species faces challenging or unfavourable conditions, such as environmental stress or lack of mates.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jun/07/scientists-record-first-known-virgin-birth-in-female-crocodile-in-costa-rica

PINKY: So, We have Our Crocodilia Jesuses Now, BRAIN.



BRAIN: Naso I dey See am so ooo

PINKY: Let's See How This Story Goes....

BRAIN: Time Shall Tell.

Yugoslavia247:


Your marriage is about to see shege.

Do you bother about your husband sexual feeling the same way you bother about him cheating on you.

Most times that's what you all do.

Like you don't know it is the sex he needs.

Focus on understand his sexual appetite.

If Vicky leaves the scene
Antonia
Anabel
Cinderella
Senorita

Are waiting in line.

Now he would become smarter or furious.

She must have worked so hard to satisfy your husband for her to ask such questions.

Who is sweeter between me and your wife?

Imagine the kind eyes she go dey use dey look you.

Anytime you are at peace with your husband she go dey vex.

Better up the game and claim your husband not just from Vicky but others.

Be insightful.
Observe him
Know why.
What if na the gal give am green light.

You don't need to rush.

If you rush you no go fit borrow oven.

Sit your husband down and discuss it.

It might be difficult but try. Don't try and fight the gal. You go embarrass yourself, your husband and the family.

Call his family instead.

If possible make una go out and settle the issue because you na go too shout.

You need to be smart.

Imagine that you know and act like you don't.

Even your husband go fear.

Leave the gal and face your husband.

Na im get problem.

E Kon be neighbors

Kaya mata self fit dey work.

Maybe the gal dey wear braless cloth and pantless.

The thing he want the gal understand

U want use Vicky hook up play.

She go Sabi suck dick

When last u suck him dick.

That alone go make am never leave Vicky hook up.

PINKY: You have written it all. Any addition, BRAIN ?


BRAIN: 80% of Marriages Fail in The World because of Infidelity.

PINKY: Unnecessary NEWS To Waste The Time of Nigerian Youths.



BRAIN: Sensible Nigerian Youths should focus on Building Their Life's Aspiration Instead of Focusing on Tinubu's Result.

AlphaHakimi:
Women should understand that their value decreases as they age. Men seek to marry valuable women. A 29 year old single mother should be grateful to get this kind of deal. If roles were reversed, women would not settle for a low value man.

Men should begin to view marriage as transactional. Women view marriage are transactional.
That being said, Functional families should strive to raise high value kids.

Shalom

PINKY: Liked, Shared and Followed.


BRAIN: Ododo Oro.

beekind:

I have never seen this kind of response in forums in the western world, part of the reason we are a third world country is that people are unable to articulate themselves objectively.
What is the point of this emotional rebuttal.

If someone gives my sister that option, its her choice not mine and I wouldn't feel anything since shes not being coerced, shes being given an option which she can choose to accept or reject.

As a matter of fact, it is better to meet someone who is honest from the get go about what he wants than to marry, abandon the lady and travel back abroad which a lot of Nigerian men do , they leave their wives here and refuse to sponsor her abroad.

So me putting all my cards on the table is a sign of integrity in case you do not realise that.

PINKY: You are a man of integrity. Keep it up.


However, if your mind is eventually going to drop off this woman in the future because she already has a child; then - it means that you don't like the fact that she has a child for another man already.

I Think BRAIN Has something to also say.


BRAIN: You can simply keep off such relationship than damage her heart in the future because she would be thinking that she would be able to change your mentality to settle with her.


If you cannot treat her child like yours, then don't even impregnate her.

Come over here to Cross River State. There are Many Single, Hardworking and Responsible Ladies Who You Can Engage With From The Many Villages around here.


I'm A Tourist here. And I abandoned The Lagos City Life 3 Years Ago To Relocate To Search and Settle With A Wife from The Abundance of Responsible Women Available.


So, If You Aren't Scared of Adventures, You can travel to any village of your choice in Nigeria, There are Still Modest and Single Learned Ladies that You can Remodel and Upgrade To Your Standard.

PINKY: Brain, What Do You Have To Say?


BRAIN: I'm busy trying to take over Nairaland. I don't have time for wives.

PINKY: Brain, Come See Question ooo?

BRAIN: Wonders Shall Never End in This Zoo Nation.

PINKY: In Other NEWS?


BRAIN: I don't even understand The NEWS, Pinky.

PINKY: How can One Man Bring Hardship On All Over 200 Million People ?

BRAIN: Since Other Mumu-Men have decided to neglect Politicking with Good Ethics To Pastoring To Steal From People; What Else Do We Expect from Such A Nation of People ?

Things Must Get Harder for People Who Continue To Depend on Politicians To Ease Life for Themselves.

If You Have Brain in This Life; You Must Engage in Agriculture and Other Businesses That Would Empower Yourself and Your Family.

But as people don leave Agriculture for White and Blue Collar Jobs, Why Food No Go Dey Cost ?

Dem never see anything yet. Nigerians Wey no wan use Their Brains go still see shege!