₦airaland Forum

PINKY: Why did it stop in the first place?


BRAIN: You dey mind them ? Let's just face the crypto that concerns us.

Kobojunkie:
Scientists record first known ‘virgin birth’ in female crocodile in Costa Rica

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Scientists have recorded the first known case of a “virgin birth” in a female crocodile that had no contact with males for about 16 years.The reptile was able to produce a fully formed foetus that was 99.9% genetically identical to her.

The researchers said this discovery, reported in the journal Biology Letters, provides “tantalizing insights”, suggesting its evolutionary ancestors such as the dinosaurs may also have been capable of self-reproduction. Also known as facultative parthenogenesis, virgin birth has been documented in species of birds, fish, lizards, and snakes, but never before in crocodiles. It is the process by which an egg develops into an embryo without fertilization by sperm.

The American crocodile (Crocodylus acutus) was taken into captivity in 2002 when she was two years old and placed in an enclosure in Costa Rica. She remained there alone for the next 16 years.
In January 2018, zookeepers discovered a clutch of 14 eggs in the enclosure. These eggs did not hatch but one contained a fully formed foetus.
Genetic analysis of the tissues from the foetus’s heart and from the mother’s shed skin revealed a 99.9% match – confirming the offspring had no father.
Facultative parthenogenesis is rare but is thought to occur when a species faces challenging or unfavourable conditions, such as environmental stress or lack of mates.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jun/07/scientists-record-first-known-virgin-birth-in-female-crocodile-in-costa-rica

PINKY: So, We have Our Crocodilia Jesuses Now, BRAIN.



BRAIN: Naso I dey See am so ooo

PINKY: Let's See How This Story Goes....

BRAIN: Time Shall Tell.

Yugoslavia247:
Your marriage is about to see shege.

Do you bother about your husband sexual feeling the same way you bother about him cheating on you.

Most times that's what you all do.

Like you don't know it is the sex he needs.

Focus on understand his sexual appetite.

If Vicky leaves the scene
Antonia
Anabel
Cinderella
Senorita

Are waiting in line.

Now he would become smarter or furious.

She must have worked so hard to satisfy your husband for her to ask such questions.

Who is sweeter between me and your wife?

Imagine the kind eyes she go dey use dey look you.

Anytime you are at peace with your husband she go dey vex.

Better up the game and claim your husband not just from Vicky but others.

Be insightful.
Observe him
Know why.
What if na the gal give am green light.

You don't need to rush.

If you rush you no go fit borrow oven.

Sit your husband down and discuss it.

It might be difficult but try. Don't try and fight the gal. You go embarrass yourself, your husband and the family.

Call his family instead.

If possible make una go out and settle the issue because you na go too shout.

You need to be smart.

Imagine that you know and act like you don't.

Even your husband go fear.

Leave the gal and face your husband.

Na im get problem.

E Kon be neighbors

Kaya mata self fit dey work.

Maybe the gal dey wear braless cloth and pantless.

The thing he want the gal understand

U want use Vicky hook up play.

She go Sabi suck dick

When last u suck him dick.

That alone go make am never leave Vicky hook up.

PINKY: You have written it all. Any addition, BRAIN ?


BRAIN: 80% of Marriages Fail in The World because of Infidelity.

PINKY: Unnecessary NEWS To Waste The Time of Nigerian Youths.



BRAIN: Sensible Nigerian Youths should focus on Building Their Life's Aspiration Instead of Focusing on Tinubu's Result.

AlphaHakimi:
Women should understand that their value decreases as they age. Men seek to marry valuable women. A 29 year old single mother should be grateful to get this kind of deal. If roles were reversed, women would not settle for a low value man.

Men should begin to view marriage as transactional. Women view marriage are transactional.
That being said, Functional families should strive to raise high value kids.

Shalom

PINKY: Liked, Shared and Followed.


BRAIN: Ododo Oro.

beekind:
I have never seen this kind of response in forums in the western world, part of the reason we are a third world country is that people are unable to articulate themselves objectively.
What is the point of this emotional rebuttal.

If someone gives my sister that option, its her choice not mine and I wouldn't feel anything since shes not being coerced, shes being given an option which she can choose to accept or reject.

As a matter of fact, it is better to meet someone who is honest from the get go about what he wants than to marry, abandon the lady and travel back abroad which a lot of Nigerian men do , they leave their wives here and refuse to sponsor her abroad.

So me putting all my cards on the table is a sign of integrity in case you do not realise that.

PINKY: You are a man of integrity. Keep it up.


However, if your mind is eventually going to drop off this woman in the future because she already has a child; then - it means that you don't like the fact that she has a child for another man already.

I Think BRAIN Has something to also say.


BRAIN: You can simply keep off such relationship than damage her heart in the future because she would be thinking that she would be able to change your mentality to settle with her.


If you cannot treat her child like yours, then don't even impregnate her.

Come over here to Cross River State. There are Many Single, Hardworking and Responsible Ladies Who You Can Engage With From The Many Villages around here.


I'm A Tourist here. And I abandoned The Lagos City Life 3 Years Ago To Relocate To Search and Settle With A Wife from The Abundance of Responsible Women Available.


So, If You Aren't Scared of Adventures, You can travel to any village of your choice in Nigeria, There are Still Modest and Single Learned Ladies that You can Remodel and Upgrade To Your Standard.

PINKY: Brain, What Do You Have To Say?


BRAIN: I'm busy trying to take over Nairaland. I don't have time for wives.

PINKY: Brain, Come See Question ooo?

BRAIN: Wonders Shall Never End in This Zoo Nation.

PINKY: In Other NEWS?


BRAIN: I don't even understand The NEWS, Pinky.

PINKY: How can One Man Bring Hardship On All Over 200 Million People ?

BRAIN: Since Other Mumu-Men have decided to neglect Politicking with Good Ethics To Pastoring To Steal From People; What Else Do We Expect from Such A Nation of People ?

Things Must Get Harder for People Who Continue To Depend on Politicians To Ease Life for Themselves.

If You Have Brain in This Life; You Must Engage in Agriculture and Other Businesses That Would Empower Yourself and Your Family.

But as people don leave Agriculture for White and Blue Collar Jobs, Why Food No Go Dey Cost ?

Dem never see anything yet. Nigerians Wey no wan use Their Brains go still see shege!

PINKY: Omo, Nigerians dey Try ooo


BRAIN: Another 4 Years will pass, These Nigerian Zombies will still rush to acquire PVC To Kill To Vote Their Desired Corrupt Candidates. Mumu People.

PINKY: They have Turned Their Teachers into Academical Slaves

BRAIN: The Collonial Masters Made It So.

Tohsynetita1:
what's the definition of your quick profiting.

PINKY: Businesses That Yield Daily Profits and Weekly Profits.


BRAIN: Profits on A Consistent Basis....

zidiefinance:
E-commerce with other people's products. 20 % focus and 80% on marketing online and physically.

PINKY: Greatness.

Thanks for the heads up. Do you have something to say "Brain" ?


BRAIN: We should use Nairaland More Often, "Pinky".

PINKY: Firstly,

Cut All Connections with Every Negative Energy around You and Your Life will be better again. Forgive Them While You Do This so that Your Mind can be at rest.

I guess BRAIN will have something to say.



BRAIN: You See, You Claim Your Father is A Scam Under Christianity. In Actual Sense, Christianity itself is A Scam Tool Used To Control People.

So, If The Foundation is Faulty, What Can The Righteous Do ?

Many Pastors are Flirts Too. Their Wives Just Cover Them Up. It is Natural for Men To Have Multiple Sex Partners. It is Normal for Women Too. However - Under The Institution of The Christian Marriage - The Plot To Kill These Natural Instincts and Sexual Drives of Men and Women is Not Working for Many People because They Can Never Build Up Their Sexual Discipline To Control Their Multiple Sexual Drives.


So, Don't Blame Your Father.


His Nature is Against His Chosen Profession, Hence - The Confused Philandry Life.


I'm Sure He Must Be Counting His Regrets By Now. But, Such Men Never Change. They are Too Old Too Change. He is already deeply wired into Manipulations and Confusions.


So, Move On with Your Life.

And Don't Look Back.

Kriss216:
Useless INEC!
Exactly what they said before the Presidential election but they did otherwise.

It's only a morón that believes INEC will deliver a free and fair election in Nigeria.

Until We as Youths stop voting, Nigeria will continue to be governed by vile selfish people.

This is a terrible situation.

This is not even about stigma.

This is Evil.


And this is one of the reasons Women needs to be trained to be in one business or the other before they start opening their legs.




The lady is financially frustrated, obviously.

Pinky: What is Money Laundering ?

Brain: if you ask me, na who I go ask?

To be Honest....What's The Best Online Business ? (In terms of Quick Profiting)



I know many of us have tried Alot of online businesses over the years....

Now, judging from your personal experience,

"What's The BEST Online Business in The World in terms of Quick Profiting?"

LINSAR:
Since June, you're just replying in November.
I guess you used that period to treat the madness.

Since you are jobless, you can continue wasting away your life wandering on Nairaland.


WOE is your reward. Omoale jati jati.

Since your mum is still the one hustling for your food, who would blame you ?

PINKY: Leave Her Alone. She will give you Diabetes.


BRAIN: Shut Up PINKY, It's STDs not Diabetes.

Meanwhile; Hook Up with Us @ 7:30 PM LIVE TONIGHT.


Financial Encounter with The MESSIAH OF AFRICA on Digital Options Trading:



https://www.nairaland.com/7421940/messiah-africa-how-make-1.5

LINSAR:
One person acting as two.
Na like this madness dey start o.

If You had COMMON SENSE; You would understand.

But COMMON SENSE is Complicated for You.... pity.

ArchiLimited:
Congrats to them.
Men of class, let's congratulate him and move on, let the guy atleast enjoy his honeymoon with a peaceful heart before we start talking about the football



Alas it has started *face palm*

PINKY: Dude is so tall.

BRAIN: Yes, Just like Tolani.

PINKY: I See... So, what are We Here for, BRAIN ?

BRAIN: I don't Know PINKY. We just got out of The Nairaland Moderator's Jail. Someone banned us claiming we were spamming the forum. So, Wait....Let Me Think.



PINKY: Tell Me The Moderator's name, Let me give him a Solid uppercut.

BeeBeeOoh:
* Distributes 85 tricycles to mark 85th birthday



https://leadership.ng/dont-abandon-nigeria-to-those-messing-it-up-obasanjo-tells-youths/

PINKY: Don't you think he has the capacity to have donated 8,500 tricycles ? 85 Tricycles to over 85 Million Unemployed Youths. What an empowerment ?!



BRAIN: He is that Brilliant.



PINKY: Nigerian Youths had better start owning up to their Financial Freedom All by themselves. These People have nothing or very little to offer them.



BRAIN: The Best Thing is To Invest in Yourself ooo (in Timaya's Voice)


https://www.nairaland.com/7129969/best-investment-yourself-step-step/2



Learn How To Invest in Yourself Through The Metaverse World of Cryptos:

https://www.nairaland.com/6962164/financial-freedom-enlightenment-financially-free/2


Use Your BRAIN, Stop Getting Scammed in the name of Digital Investment. Stop Sending Money to Brands in the name of "investments".

Invest in Yourself by Yourself, For Yourself.

PINKY: LMAO... ... Didn't he know before now that his political party couldn't stand a chance if they relied on obsolete campaign strategies to reach out to Nigerian Youths to Support Him ?



BRAIN: PINKY, I've always told you to mind your business.

Just as I'm facing mine. Must you comment on every thread?



BRAIN: The Best Thing is To Invest in Yourself ooo (in Timaya's Voice)


https://www.nairaland.com/7129969/best-investment-yourself-step-step/2



Learn How To Invest in Yourself Through The Metaverse World of Cryptos:

https://www.nairaland.com/6962164/financial-freedom-enlightenment-financially-free/2


Use Your BRAIN, Stop Getting Scammed in the name of Digital Investment. Stop Sending Money to Brands in the name of "investments".

Invest in Yourself by Yourself, For Yourself.

PINKYandBRAIN:
PINKY: So much Time being wasted on Frivolities in Nigeria Politics.



BRAIN: Wow...Pinky. I'm so surprised you of all people know this already.


PINKY: Why are you surprised ? Don't I think ? Or Do you think that I don't think ?




BRAIN: Not that. Of course I know you think. However, I'm surprised that You Think More Cleverly than Nigerians who are Humans; Yet You are Just a RAT.


PINKY: That's So Mean.


BRAIN: Yes, It's MEAN because I'm always MEAN with The TRUTH.

PINKY : Okay then; Brain; give Us Another MEAN TRUTH since You are always Frowning Your Face To Look Mean.

BRAIN: Come on Pinky. I don't Frown . This is my real face.

Anyways, Another Mean Truth is:

The Best Thing is To Invest in Yourself ooo (in Timaya's Voice)


https://www.nairaland.com/7129969/best-investment-yourself-step-step/2



Learn How To Invest in Yourself Through The Metaverse World of Cryptos:

https://www.nairaland.com/6962164/financial-freedom-enlightenment-financially-free/2


Use Your BRAIN, Stop Getting Scammed in the name of Digital Investment. Stop Sending Money to Brands in the name of "investments".

Invest in Yourself by Yourself, For Yourself.