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Culture / Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by pinokio(m): 8:43pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
happened 2 me 2day; while trying to make a u turn in front of eko hotel a trailer carrying some heavy looking rocks rushed into the space behind me, leaving me stuck and unable to conclude my 3 point turn. in the spirit of lagos "shakara" i jumped down from my vehicle and started yelling at the trailer driver to move back, only for the trailer driver and his three "assistants" in the trailer to also start raining curses on me in yoruba while hurriedly coming down from the trailer to meet me. i did a quick assessment of the situation and immediately jumped back into my car and brought my phone out like i had a call while i made d best of the little space behind me and i managed to escape, but not until they had taken turns at banging on my car door and windows until i thought they were actually going to break somethin. all this happened in front of the lastma and traffic policeman at the spot. wetin una go call dat on now? |
Autos / Re: sold sold sold.2005 Honda Civic,fresh And Very Neat by pinokio(m): 12:11am On Oct 20, 2009 |
N1 mill, email pauloverdius @ yahoo.com within the week |
Romance / Re: After Breakup: Who Gets The Engagement Ring? by pinokio(m): 9:06pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
gollum hath no fury like a fiance spurned! besides i wuldn't want my girl bringing her ex's ring into our relationship, naah, wuld make me feel cheap |
Jobs/Vacancies / Please What Is The Format For Delta Afrik's (worley Parson) Interview? by pinokio(m): 8:50pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
hello fellow nairalanders, please can anyone give me the formato of delta afrik's interviews (both for freshers and for experienced intakes)? please make it as detailed as possible, thanks for your anticipated responses |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by pinokio(m): 6:44pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
Guys please help me out here, i got the email informing me that i would soon recieve an i.v. for srd and that dat it was to run from mid march to mid april, and last monday i got a txt which went like; " this is to remind you of your invitatin to srd on, date at , a hotel in v.i next week", and dat i should check my email for details, but since monday i have been checking my emails and i havent seen anything yet. is this normal? Ranbaxy please tell me who i should call abeg ( + phone no.) thanks |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by pinokio(m): 8:09pm On Mar 02, 2009 |
big brothers already thru with sitp or currently in d programme please give us some hints on how to prepare for srd. biko, ejo, du'allah, emmmm please |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by pinokio(m): 7:28pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
if u got the last email then check ur email again. shell will start the final interview in march, WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE |
Travel / Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by pinokio(m): 7:57pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hi folks. Thanks for all the good work u've been doing on this forum. May God bless you. I just need some advice: I was refused a student visa based on the grounds dat i hadnt convinced the ECO of my ability to fund my studies "without recourse to public funds/ full time employment", only in this case, my sponsor is well and truly capable of supporting me. Given the option of appealing and waiting for 6months (which i was informed was the normal duration for appeal cases to be resolved) i met a lawyer who helped me write to the deputy high commision in lagos pointing out the flaws in the ECO'S decision and thus requesting for a review of the ECO'S decision. this letter was sent via fedex to the deputy high commission (intra city).I recieved the notice of refusal on August 14,and i sent the letter requesting for a review on August 21st. My problem is that i am yet to recieve any response from the deputy high commission. Tha lawyer keeps assuring me that they will contact me but its been over 3weeks now without a word from them. Where do i go from here? Advice is urgently neeeded, school resumes on monday next week in swansea, wales. Thanks |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Result Out by pinokio(m): 2:56pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
from the absence of replies from interview invitees i think we can safely conclude dat the silver b4 gold theory is true |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by pinokio(m): 7:23pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
are we all so ignorant? are we all so ill informed? sitp2007 participants are u so unresponsive? let us know what da "koko" is. holla back! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by pinokio(m): 9:31pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
hello! has shell started callin for the next stage of sitp 1? holla back if you know |
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by pinokio(m): 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
in the height of my rage, disgust & pain at her infidelity, i stripped my self of my pants and boxers on the street. must have been 2 many hormones driving me nuts then. was just 18. lucky for me it was just me and a close pal of mine dat were on the street at the time. funny, aint it? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Nigeria - The Next Generation by pinokio(m): 12:55pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
my senior colleagues in shell its ur boy. please i've got d sitp test next week and i'd like to know what to focus on when studying. please help ur boy out. thanks a lot |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Interview by pinokio(m): 12:51pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
he studied elect/elect engr. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Shell Interview by pinokio(m): 12:45pm On Jun 18, 2008 |
a friend of mine recently recieved a letter from shell stating tht he would soon be contacted by one of their interviewers for an interview. he told me he applied for 2008 sitp, but he's not quite sure why he is going to be interviewed straight ahead when others are being invited for a selection test. he is also interested in finding out the format of the interview. please help this brother out, cause he doesnt know how soon he will be invited for the interview. |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 4:05pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
omo i dey jump on dat trans nationwide train nxt wk. the final bus stop still far well well. |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 3:52pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
got my skye reit cert in the mail. and yes i was allocated all my units, (a paltry 2000 compared to crownvillas 7000), haven't heard from access bank sha. any body with any news should holla, |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 2:39pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
i hail oh! heard d skye REIT will be listed on the NSE nxt wk tuesday. got my cert already. more money!!!!! at least i can sleep easy now. lower bp, no be small tin, help me thank our 00N ABEG |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 5:59pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
omo c&i leasing don turn blood money oh! afraid don dey catch me. i bought a ticket at bus stop 5N, 9N, and 10.30N. but d speed wey d bus take dey climb gallop don dey gimme heart attack. make i jump down from the bus b4 e crash abi make i buy anoder ticket for the nxt bus stop. elders please let me know |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 4:33pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
HELP! i bought 10,000 units of access bank thru my broker and i'm yet to hear a word from them as per my share certificate or returned money (if any). My b.p is starting to rise. can anyone update me on info regarding the offer i.e dispersed certificates or returned money. pls help b4 i end up at uselu due to 2 much thinking. abeg |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 7:08pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
easimoni, fo2 et al, nice going chaps. please id like to know if c& i leasing at the current price (9.61) wil be a good buy this week ive already got 3000 units bought at N5.50 plus an extra 4,900 units bought at N9.00 last wk. i think there is still a lot of fuel in the tank of dis plane, what do u think. abeg ansa quick, time is money |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 6:06pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
Finally some info from skye bank about the skye shelter fund. Got this email from them yesterday; "Apologies for the delay in getting back to you. please find below updates on the skye shelter fund. The Skye shelter certificates are now being dispatched by our registrars, and we expect that the share price will be listed by the end of January 2008. If you need any further enquiries please do not hesitate to contact us. Thank you and have a nice day. Customer Service Group| Skye bank plc |Adeola Hopewell Street VI|DL:2705857|www.skyebankng.com "Skye Bank Plc is a fully registered Nigerian company with its headquarters located in Lagos, Nigeria. Its corporate head office is at 3, Akin Adesola Street, Victoria Island Lagos, Nigeria. For further information, please visit our website at www.skyebankng.com or send an email to info@skyebankng.com" This e-mail and any attachments may be confidential or legally privileged. If you received this message in error or are not the intended recipient, you should destroy the email message and any attachments or copies, and you are prohibited from retaining, distributing, disclosing or using any information contained herein. Please inform us of the erroneous delivery by return e-mail to info@skyebankng.co" hope they keep 2 their word |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 5:54pm On Dec 27, 2007 |
merry xmas and happy new yr folks! u've all been so GOOOOD 2 me. tell skye bank dat i'll wait till february for info about the skye shelter fund, then i'll resort to other means, 2 be forewarned, |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 5:47pm On Dec 11, 2007 |
its bee 3 months since the skye shelter fund offer, and not a ppep has been heard from them, i go shout if una no shout, NA WETIN DEY HAPPEN they promised to list it on the stock exchange in 3months, today makes it 3months, 11days after d offer, and i've not heard sh.t from dem, some one please say sometin to soothe my nerves |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 5:35pm On Dec 11, 2007 |
in september during the skye shelter fund offer skye bank promised that they would make sure the stock is listed on the Nigerian stock exchange for tradin within 3 months. 3months and 11 days after the offer we've still not heard a peep out of them. am i the only one thats bothered, or is there something they dont want to tell us? make dem no let my anger grow annoyed oh! |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 5:45pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
hmmmm |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 6:29pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
hi rich people, abi na poor man dey buy shares? dats by d way side, please i'd like to know if there's any new info about the skye shelter fund, my "financiers" are on my neck cause theres been no feedback after the close of the offer, please help me sleep better, thanks |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 5:54pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
bagco vs bank phb, which is d better buy? dat is the question, holla back gurus, time is money |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 6:02pm On Oct 28, 2007 |
U guys are simply fabulous. This is the most profitable thread on the web, i swear! Bros wanajo, easimoni et al i just got info that unity bank is planning a po for early nxt yr, and last friday i told my stockbroker to dispose of all my shares in the bank sop i could use the proceeds to buy japaul and fcmb. what do u think i should do? should i go on with the sale or should i keep some and sell some. Time is money p.s. Wouldnt hurt to hear some info about the skye shelter fund. Keep up d good work folks |
Technology Market / Re: Hp Smart Buy 530 Intel Celeron M 420 1.6ghz Notebook Gu330at--- Naira 81k by pinokio(m): 5:44pm On Oct 23, 2007 |
interested. how can i reach u? send info to sexygazelle@yahoo.com |
Technology Market / Re: Hp Dv6500t Series With Webcam And Fingerprint Technology & Bluetooth --- N 105 K by pinokio(m): 5:34pm On Oct 23, 2007 |
i'm interested in picking it up this week. send a mail to sexygazelle@yahoo.com to gimme details of how i can get in touch with you, |
Investment / Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by pinokio(m): 12:51pm On Oct 11, 2007 |
thanks for the info guys. i've got about 300k in wema, dunlop and unity bank. i'd like to know if & how i can change my stockbrokers from partnership investment to cashcraft or any other good stockbroking firm, preferably in the ikeja area, pls lemme know sharpish, thanks y'all |
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