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hi nairalan financial gurus. i just stumbled across the sky shelter fund offer and i'm pretty interested. Its asking price is #100 per unit and the min investment is #100,000. I'm new to this stuff so i need some advice from you guys who are more experienced. should i invest in this offer? how do i invest in this offer? i neesd ur answers soon cause the offer closes on August 29th. Thanks

i hear dis lady is on this thread, i dentify urself or else,

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i would luv to work for a rich man for free, as long as i can also meet my basic expenses without his pay. if u come from a comfortable home where u are assured of a good place to rest your head and sure good food on the table 3 times a day, and u arent the breadwinner of ur family, then why not? it will open ur eyes to see things u've never even dreamt off. I pray God gives me such an opportunity soon

dapo poopola and co. in T&E hr, i've got just 2 words for u; EAT SHIT! all dis hassle for a miserly 40k something? NIGGA PLEASE!

HI. I NEED CERTIFICATION DUMPS 4 CCNA. MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS PAULOVERDIUS2YAHOO.COM. tHANKS A LOT MAN

thanks a lot for the info. will i be allowed to continiue staying in the hostel if i defer my admission on arrival? will my visa be extended after it expires( if i defer for one academic year?), pls let me know. i'm also thinking of defering the admission (both) and saving for the next session while i stay back in nigeria. what do u think? let me know pls, thanks

HELP! Advice needed urgently, especially from nigerians studying for an msc in the uk right now. I just got an unconditional offer of admission into swansea university in wales, and the fee is 11,000 pounds. Tha admission agent and the school say i have to pay half of that amount on or before enrolment (sept 24), mean while i also got a conditional offer (conditional on my presenting my transcripts and my degree cert.) into control engineering msc. in coventry university. the fee is 9000 pounds. Right now i've got N700k naira at hand, and i can raise N500k max more by pawning an arm and a leg (LOL), so i've got like N1.2 mill. What do i do, cause if i pay half of any of the fees i don't know how i can pay for the other stuff like visa application, flight ticket, and pocket money, PLEASE I NEED UR ADVICE ASAP, I'VE ONLY GOT AUGUST REMAINING, THANKS

HELP! Advice needed urgently, especially from nigerians studying for an msc in the uk right now. I just got an unconditional offer of admission into swansea university in wales, and the fee is 11,000 pounds. Tha admission agent and the school say i have to pay half of dat amount on or before enrolment (sept 24), mean while i also got a conditional offer (conditional on my presenting my transcripts and my degree cert.) into control engineering msc. in coventry university. the fee is 9000 pounds. Right now i've got N700k naira at hand, and i can raise N500k max more by pawning an arm and a leg (LOL), so i've got like N1.2 mill. What do i do, cause if i pay half of any of the fees i dont know how i can pay for the other stuff like visa application, flight ticket, and pocket money, PLEASE I NEED UR ADVICE ASAP, I'VE ONLY GOT AUGUST REMAINING, THANKS

i gotmy i.v on friday, mine is slated for august 4, i'm an industrial mathematicial cum engineer. would really appreciate any helpful gist on the test

yes they have started calling for medicals, in port harcourt sha. a friend of mine did his a few days back, i heard its in batches, so i'm still on my knees in front of baba God. we will get there

so u think "they" haven't read this post abi? u just mesed up big time

HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! una think say na only una get internet access? dont u know dat the recruitment guys at schlumberger also have access to these posts u guys put up? please if u have questions or answers, whatever, dont make them change the questions by making it popular demand. how can u place a companys apptitudes question for free on a site like this and expect them not to change the questions or cancel the test outright? guys please lets behave maturdly and stop spoiling peoples chances by being overzealous, wetin i dey talk be say dem don change d questions, una don Bleep up

ikwin you are a God sent angel. please can u do me a favour? my email address is pauloverdius@yahoo.com please kindly forward the invitation email to me, cause i will have to present it at d venue before they allow me write the test. its d standard rule, even for gate crashers. thanks, focus on spatial orientation, its the crux of the test

i'm about to register for a ccna programme, but d fees are abit high for me. i would like anyone who has done the programme to give me advise on how to study and how to get access to free materials for the course. i also want to know if i can prepare for the course alone and then register for only the exams? please i need ifo urgently, thanks a lot folks

thanks y'all for ur good comments. i'm interested in getting into telecomunications engineering, i was thinking of doing the ccna programme. can u acdvise me on relevant certifications i need to get a good telecomms job with my hnd?

u can send a mail 2 sexygazelle@yahoo.com with info about the test,
p.s;
"i've got d hook up"

since when did undergraduates start registering on nairaland? I ask this because its either HND HOLDER or his deluded sidekick ISHMAEL have never set their eyes on an NYSC call up letter, or they are the most ignorant, illiterate, uneducated Nigerian graduates to ever pass thru the NYSC scheme. If u have ever been issued a call up letter, or maybe one of ur near or distant relatives has had the priviledge of being issued one and he/she then allows u to take a glance at it, then u would know that it is clearly stated on the reverse side of the letter that it is an offence to serve more than once. even if u have 10 degrees in as many disciplines. I dont blame u if u dont understand. Its not ur fault, Thats just how u are. Sorry

please can anybody telll me when the next schlumberger test is holding in ph and the venue? thanks

for HND graduates (like me), contact their recruiter with your credentials and c.v. at no.9 ohaeto street, d-line, (ICSL)

AN OPINION IS LIKE AN ANUS; EVERY BODY HAS ONE. 4 UR INFORMATION I RAN BOTH COURSES CONCURRNTLY. GOT MY HND IN 2004, AND BY BSC IN 2005. SO HND-HOLDER HAVE SOME RESPECT, AND DONT HATE, JUST APPRECIATE. IF U'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO SAY PLEASE LOG OUT AND GO HOME SO THAT RIGHT THINKING, POSITIVE PEOPLE CAN AIR THEIR VIEWS IN A MORE ENLIGHTENED MANNER. THANK YOU, NOW SCRAM!

thanks for the good work dude! more grease 2 ur elbow. may God help u as u help others. Please i have a Bsc. (2:2) Industrial Mathematics, and a Hnd (Upper credit) In Electrical/Electronics Engineering, i'm 25, and i've finished my youth service, My email address is pauloverdius @yahoo.com Please kindly send me any job info which u have. I'll greatly appreciate any help you can give me, thanks a million

the aptech guy was good enuff 2 give us the address of the place in portharcourt. so where is niit and the other place located? i'm really interested in knowing

i have a hnd upper credit in electrical/electronics engineering, and a bsc.(2:2) in Industrial maths. i completed my youth service in january this year. i've been applying to almost all the advertised jobs in the dailies and on the net, and STILL i dont have a job, WHAT DO I DO NEXT? i've even got a certificate of proficiency in AutoCad. Please advise me on how to proceed, should i "jand" and start life afresh?should i go for a certification course while waiting for a job? should i just focus on getting a job? WHAT SHOULD I DOOO? I DON TIRE OH!!!

a friend of mine who is "informed" told me dat they havent called anyone yet for the interview