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achieverme:
How come you are rotten and uncouth? Did your father fail to teach you common sense or what? Doesn't that make your father a failure?

Actually I see that there is no iota of fatherly training in u that is y u are loutish.
Let me ask, do u know ur father at all or u are too depressed trying to figure out who is ur pop.

achieverme:
Looks like the literacy of your village-champion father is more or less like a curse on your life. If your father's literacy had been useful to your useless life, you wouldn't have open dat your gutter of a mouth anyhow.

Thank God you acknowledge my Father as a champion. Yes he started his success from his country home, his very village and has gone to other places to display his unbeatable experience and success therefore your #villagechampion is a clear portray of your very own father but i bet if your father is a champion in your village because he is beaten to at every event even in his family.
Like i keep on saying, you have missed something in life, parental love and training hence your person as u r today.

achieverme:
You sound so dumb.

Not as ur father I believe.
Well don't call on peoples father because what u really quoted me in the first place has a different meaning from what u quoted me for.
My father is a good literature teacher and I am very proud of him.
He is not like ur Bubu and won prizes when he was a principal in secondary school.
Like I said earlier, I can lend u some of the home training my father gave to me.

achieverme:
You have a father, but it looks like your father is useless, that's why you'll open your gutter of a mouth to release oral diarrhoea all over here like an uncouth buffoon.

Wow, u are telling the whole NL how ur father is to u and ur family.
So how useless is ur father

marryjesus:
Hoodlums were said to have chopped off the hand of an official of the Independent National Electoral Commission (inec) in Igbo-etche community, etche Local Government Area of Rivers State in the supplementary legislative election holding today.

One of the officials who was on duty with the victim was also said to have been taken hostage by the thugs and has not been rescued.

Although there is heavy security presence in etche but there was panic in the area due to series of abduction attempts of policemen on duty and inec officials.

The victim whose hand was chopped off was taken to inec headquarters in Port Harcourt for treatment.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/breaking-new-thugs-chop-off-inec-officials-hand/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Pix or I don't believe it.

achieverme:
Yeah, he meant the "ordinary commissioner" who became a professor of law at 33. When your father was 33, I doubt if he had any bearing for his life.

Hmmmm wow so sorry u don't have a father, really sad sorry u hear.
I would have offered to have u as a son but already u have lacked parental training spoiled n hence u are pained about my Father.
Sorry again

Toro4u:
good move for Osinbajo.

Did u mean d ordinary commissioner Prof Osibande?

Mariojane:
don't mind all those saying negative thing about her making up to sleep. you should ask her why she do it. there is no big deal making up to sleep and it has nothing to do with her being a marine spirit or nothing. some ladies are so use to makeup that they sleep better with it. don't start having ideas on your head and in the process hurt her.

I discussed this with a mother and few singles and they are like what the hell. The boy should run for his life.

liljboy:
INTROVERT SPECIALIST.
you have to make a move before you lose this other lady, since she looks at you almost all the time, just dash into her office tomorrow and be like, I see you like wearing jeans/shirts/suits/t-shirts, am trying to get one for my sis or female cousin..... where do you buy yours and what's the price range like? she'll be free to tell you. then say something like, what if I give you some cash will you purchase it for me?, then immediately say something else like, NO NO DON'T BOTHER, (with a funny frowning face) YOU MAY JUST CHOOSE TO QUIT THE NEXT DAY AND RUN AWAY WITH MY 4K, ITS MY LAST CARD THIS MONTH, LET ME COME AND BE GOING. then you tell her, see you later madam jeans/shirt etc then bounce.

but guy you need to go back to your root and start having a decent convo with your siblings etc, tackling it from the root will help you a lot.

I tried ur lines, it worked a little because after i asked where she bought and the price. She was like at Aba and i travel once a year. I could not proceed to the other lines but i just bounce out after inquiring if see is from Aba.
I dont know if i screw up or am still on track.
I want to know if i go there next morning if its good to ask how was ur 9t which i know she would say fine and i will be stocked or what advise do u have for me.

thesuave10:
Food fashion movies tastes in music, future ideas, her core values. Entertainment. Stay away from religion, politics, holocaust, terrorist at the beginning and middle of your journey. Act natural, don't over think it. She's a human being like you. Try linking every conversation.
You: all smiles, seems like you woke up on the right side of the bed today.
Her: smiles says something
What you do is to use what she says to flow.
She might say Yh.. Watched a movie last night or I slept like a baby last night.
From response 1: oh really you're a late night watcher, what movie? Or what movie kept you passed your bed time? Lol

From response 2: like a baby? Some back massages I suppose. Etc

My style tends to give you a very fast but smooth ride.. .

Enjoy!

thanz

So those pushing for the borrowing were just doing so for their pockets or .....

Chatting at while at lectures or exam hall. Too bad.

Hmmmm na so dem trek finish baba com weak o

liljboy:
INTROVERT SPECIALIST.
you have to make a move before you lose this other lady, since she looks at you almost all the time, just dash into her office tomorrow and be like, I see you like wearing jeans/shirts/suits/t-shirts, am trying to get one for my sis or female cousin..... where do you buy yours and what's the price range like? she'll be free to tell you. then say something like, what if I give you some cash will you purchase it for me?, then immediately say something else like, NO NO DON'T BOTHER, (with a funny frowning face) YOU MAY JUST CHOOSE TO QUIT THE NEXT DAY AND RUN AWAY WITH MY 4K, ITS MY LAST CARD THIS MONTH, LET ME COME AND BE GOING. then you tell her, see you later madam jeans/shirt etc then bounce.

but guy you need to go back to your root and start having a decent convo with your siblings etc, tackling it from the root will help you a lot.

Bro, thanks a lot. But after I bounce out what next, what do I do next or the following day.

BTF, I can't keep little convo I have tried read books but yet can't sit beside my Father and Mother to discuss issues except politics with my pop.

Great write up.
Point 1 and 6 are truly so important for any ministry to grow.

HARDDON:
Sense Pill 2: THE WAY UP, IS D WAY DOWN

For ladies r like money, the more u chase them, the harder it gets

Rather learn to set traps... Sassy/fun traps

I really do appreciate your good gesture in trying to help some men out of their problems.

I have some too and your advise or anyone is highly appreciated.

I can hardly communicate with anyone; Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters and Friends even to strangers.

Women love me but i am always shy and let them go

I have also lost a girl to a colleague at my place of work as well as my Quality Manager.

For my quality manager, i told her that i would like her to visit my house and she preferred a hotel. I told her that i am allergic to hotel and i have not been there and she told me to try it once. Few days later, i called to her that i have booked a hotel that she should come her response, " do u think i will actually follow u there" then i switched of my phone because of fear and tension. I thought she would sack me at work b/c i am a contract staff but she didn't.

Now i have a girl who normally look at me each time i passes her office. The looking has lasted for some months and now we are greeting each other. I really want to go ask her name and know more about her and if possible take her out but fear of the right approach.
I can hardly give a genuine reply to any convo infact conversation is my biggest problem. I cannot just do it. I might loss this girl, but i don't want to do it in a nice guy's way. I just need some steps on how to do this.
I have been planning for a line like this," heh, u r under arrest by me and i wont leave here without u accompanying to the station except you tell me your name". If this works, what will be the very next word or action to take. Or better still, how do u think abt it.

I have been finding it difficult reasoning out some things even remembering names is a big problem to me. Most times i will chat with a girl and after ther chat my brain will remember how i would have said things instead of how i said it but then, it is too late, and i never chat with the person again.

This is my humble proble and although women complain that i don't always smile. Will smiling always not be look as silly?

Benita27:
Some girls will never be contented, her types borrow clothes as well.

With this act, i believe she go steal pants very well in a nice manner.

omega25red:
Don't you know where she lives? you claim you knew her all her life so you should know where she lives.

Travelling to their family house is the only way for me. But she doesn't live with her family for now

dacblogger:
This i believe is the nicest form of stealing...

Am just lost in thoughts of wat to do.

padi94:
did u get intimate with her wen she came to ur place?..

Actually, the first day she came we sat at distance but yes the second tym

So i have this girl as a friend which i know from Primary to Secondary school and to Polytechnic.
We dont really have anything incommon but we just know each other.
Although, she is beautiful and speaks good English that i believe is admired by many.
So she called one night and asked me to give her my phone so she may use it for her project research.
Men! I wasn't comfortable with that so i refused instantly. I come form sickness o just to make her stay away.
Two months after she flashed and i called though didn't know it was her.
I get to invite her to my place and she came. I no try anything oooo so she go and later pleaded with me to give her my phone again well i did and told her its not a dash oooo na give and na my Iphone o.
She was to use the phone for her sister wedding.
As she left four days later her phone off and she is not back from the wedding and this is getting to three weeks.
Na so people dey? For wetin i give from my mind o. See as e don be now. How do i recover my phone now.

Presh9OO:
God!! You mean "Pidgin"??

Thank God u dey understand wetin i dey mean

Presh9OO:
Honestly, I don't understand what you wrote up there.. Is that English or some undiscovered Language??

Were u able to recognize one English word? Then its English or pigean.

firstking01:
Fvck her and turns her house boy, just saying.

A friend just told me same. He calls it 50 mins enjoyment to muguness

I dey work come dey manage Merrybet shop for my boss. I employ one girl to assist me although i no dey dey always so na this girl dey come carry my laptop go work for morning den i go carry am for evening wen i close or she bring to my work place for evening when i dey night work.
this girl dey always go outside when i come for inside the counter and me i no get problem with that. The girl no too fine oooo but my friends dey die for am.
One day she ask me where my house dey i come show am direction. She said ok.
Two months later, she come form say she for her key n phone inside the bag come carry am give me but we meet for road because i don close my work.
As she give me come tell me how much she been play dat day n wer d money dey, she come go. Me i come go for my friend super market to buy some stuffs like that.
Wetin i later hear na my phone wey dey ring wen i pick na she.
She: Where u dey
Me: My friend shop
She: Wher
Me: I tell her
She: I forget my phone
Me: Come collect
She: Wer
Me: For d supermarket na
She: ok

When she came, i asked her if she had my number off hand and she said no.
She come collect her things come go.
Na later my friend tell me say that girl been want come my house.
Last wey pass, i invite am for my house and she come. We talk plenty talk and she come go. I tell her say make she resume work on thursday(today) after the new year break.
As i dey type this, she no come and i no no d reason. I don call ha two numbers no one dey go.
I want ask if anyone of you fit sleep with him sales girl.
My friends say make i no do am say she no go give me respect. Two others say i for do am. Say if she dey disobey i sack am.
Wetin be orna advise.

kateskitty:
I really need someone to tell me the truth if what I've done is bad even though I feel no guilt in it except for the fact that my fiancé is thinking of leaving me just at the beginning of this new year.

Some weeks back last year December, I asked my fiancé to update my Whatsapp for me so I could be able to video call him when we are far from each other and he agreed. Only for him to start snooping around in my messages, especially the ones between me and my ex. And this made him to confront me.
Now he claims he does't have any problem with me chatting with my ex but his problem is that first, I still call my ex sweetie when chatting with him and second, I'm always the first to initiate a chat with him.

Personally I have always called my ex sweetie and bea and don't see why I should stop now. And yes I do initiate most chat when I need someone to talk to and I know my fiancé will be too busy or unreachable. How is this a problem I'm not cheating on him with my ex But he is threating to quit our relationship Is he being unreasonable Or I'm the unreasonable one

*modified*
All of you people bashing me, thank you. I accept I maybe wrong but I'm the kind of person that doesn't like to push people away from my life.
Then why would my fiancé be going through my phone in secret.
I now feel like he didn't trust me enough, that he had to go through my phone and he found what he was looking for. Something to use against me to break us up.

Maybe your guy is an introvert and u cannot help with it. Maybe that is y u turned to your ex for chats.

As a beginner, i find it difficult to hold unto any gig at Fiverr especially as i dont have any set skill. But am willing to spent some time to achieve this if i know a gig to start with.
I want those who are there to help me throw more light at the best gig to start with as a beginner.
Thanks.

dionma:
Anytime wike speaks, it is about politics. I have never heard him talk about infrastructure and jobs.

In those images, You will find construction of Sakpenwa to Bori road. The same road construction is on going in Abua/Odual, Gokana etc. Also, u will find the installation of modern traffic light in Aba Road PH, building of New Biology lab in BMGS, Bori.
These are but few.

EbirichBen:
Warning Done Plenty For This Buhari Government Oh.
From 7 days To 14 days.
Now na 21 days.


Please help us Off The Refinery self.

Me I give am till April 2019 or .....

Bolustic:
NUPENG is only being economical with the truth for blaming the downsizing on recession alone.

The incessant oil installations blow up is a major cause why companies are leaving Nigeria to safer havens.

EXXON Mobil just divested its Nigerian shares days ago, an indication of more to come.

Let the militant keep blowing, whether it's Buhari that will suffer the consequences of unemployment, time will tell.

Buhari can't suffer it. Those boys will block oil money from going to B's pocket.

HungerBAD:
This is sad.

This Pictures represents everything wrong in Nigeria now.

They say they are affiliated to the media?I doubt that. No educated person with any sense of patriotism will do this by supporting a common thief.

Common thief? and your people are concrete thieves.