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Miss! . Mama Blue Ivy

*peeps into thread looks left and right and murmurs to self*

jamace: Yeee, P kasso my man is back. Being missing you o.Welcome.

Thanks a lot bro always nice to see an old pal

No be only octopus na squid you go see! Beync

Abeg park well jor sister-in-law

All I want for my birthday is a • • • • !

Miss!
Amigoz

koolchicco: P.k

It's been aeons bruv .Welcome back from your self imposed exile

Phew! Had to dig out this cobweb ridden thread from the archives•Anyways big birthday shoutout going out to the Dame of the thread Her Royal Iiceness Madame iice who by the way happens to be my first wife(I know!)•WIshing you longevity and good health as you edge closer to a century of years (that is if you manage to stay away from your crazy sisters mukinatu aka Madea and Ika)

Stripper

Better luck next time!
A Nairalander,preferably a female

If only i had captained Bunn . . .

Walters!!!! .Aargh!

I guess i will just have to swallow my pride and reconsider my stance on on the" No Suarez" policy.

Theo Walcott and Arsenal running riot!

Those points from Bale and Walters will surely go a long way in banishing the haunting memories of leaving out Cazorla against Reading.My only pain this gw was obviously the massive captain fail with Michu and me choosing Begovic over my beloved Mignolet(can't fault my decision though).
Nothing tops seeing Dyabman's hopes of those bogus six pointers dashed within seconds.So much for those triplets .The only way now is North!

Arkham Asylum

Words on marble!

Seeing Cazorla on my bench is driving me to the brink of insanity.Kai!!

Looks like Fellaini is in some trouble.Terrible gameweek so far

WTF was Pienaar thinking?

Vaz Te finally broke his arm.Looks like a lengthy spell on the sidelines

That's it Michu is officially out of my team.Good riddance to bad rubbish!

dare2think: I bet you have ronaldo as your captain.

Your lead is temporary. Watch your back!

Sorry to disappoint you man,no Ronaldo and Messi got the captain armband!

Matchday 1:Hummels penalty miss,Huntelaar scores then misses from the spot and Daniel Alves contrives to hit the ball past his own goalkeeper.
Matchday 2:Sougou gets an assist then gets an early shower courtesy of a wild challenge from Evra(he should be in a straitjacket for that). . .
Summary:At this rate i'm probably gonna get an heart attack managing Team Expendables 2.0

Vaz Te to the rescue!

Praying birthday boy Ricardo Vaz Te breaks a leg in training as i can't bear to see 16pts Bale rot on the bench!

[quote author=~Borat~]Who else had the presence of mind to captain Suarez??
No one. . .absolutely no one!
So while everyone is barely hitting the 40point mark, Suarez alone gave me 40points!!!!
God save una say i late for FA CUP
Anyway i am going to make up for my absence in the FA cup by winning the league![/quote]Keep on dreaming,Joseph!

[quote author=A-40]This Pienaar na just wasteman!! 3 goals and he had no part in any

But Dembaaaaaaaaaa [/quote]Looks i'm not the only one who benched Bale!

What was i thinking benching Bale.The nightmare continues . . .

Terrible day at the office.Those lads are going to be getting the hairdryer treatment!

DNA-altering slaps!