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Exactly half of Mbappe's goals (22) in La Liga this season have been penalties. MBAPPEN

11 penalties has to be some kind of record and we are only in February.

iamoyindamola:
Forest cobra

Snake-man

Skimpledawg:
Man City na yeye team

They are definitely not winning the league this season. Arsenal no serious, but City are even more unserious. Today was their best chance of beating their bogey team, with 5 of their defenders missing. Even Romero went off injured at the start of the second half. Imagine going 2 goals up at HT and still not winning against this weakened Spurs side.

Arsenal will eventually win the league. Dem go just give their fans small high BP.

backtalkG:
Why the current trend of people using AI to write news report.

I find it annoying. The moment I notice an article is AI-generated, I just skim through it rather than taking the time to immerse myself and enjoy the reading experience. The writing always comes across as 'mechanical' and there is a lack of nuance and subtlety.

They say these AIs are going take away the jobs of writers and other people in the creative industry but from what I've seen they have a long way to go. Shey na ChatGPT wey dey gbagaun on top simple question? They can be prolific but they will never match the quality and depth of human creativity.

Every writer has a unique style, which sets them apart. Not these AI articles though, they all read the same. So generic and unoriginal.

patrickmuf:
I don't think anyone doubted his talents. Na just trolling.

You no dey here when people were saying he only looked good because he played in a farmers' league?

You may have not doubted, but there were definitely people here who did.

Capaldi, my guy. Your boy Wirtz has finally hit his groove. Fair play to you, you never doubted him. A player with that level of talent was too good to fail. He just needed time to adapt.

I hope all those wey dey yab you that time go speak up now

fredoooooo:
Konate ewo lekun gan ..

The guy just lost his dad. Only just returned to the starting XI after the club gave him time off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoOkwlY8IaM&pp=ygUjcm9uYWxkbyB0YWxraW5nIHRvIGhpbXNlbGYgYWwgbmFzc3I%3D

This cracks me up everytime. Trevor012, your goat dey kolo small small.

Roland17:
I don submit the werey picture to ICE.

If e make mistake come US for summer tour or WC, na to arrest and deport am to San Sebastián, Spain.

Since the werey wan take my life, I go keep my feet for him neck

Unlimited22:
Uncle Picasso, why are you like this😭

Hehehe. Mazi Roland too dey vex. If Arteta no deliver this season ehn, kasala go burst.

Roland17:
Is this supposed to be a trophy?

Bros, manage am nau Learn to celebrate your small wins, chief

Unlimited22:
Personally I feel Bodo/Glimt had the biggest success story yesterday

Coming into the final two match days, they had to beat City AND Atlético (away) despite their domestic season finishing in December or so

And they did

That's a fairy tale right there. A club with a squad value of just 57 million euros beating two of the biggest clubs in Europe while playing great football along the way. It's a feel-good story.

I would like to see them go far. I prefer they don't draw Real Madrid in the playoffs but with what they have achieved so far, I don't think they will be afraid of anything. This Real team is certainly there for the taking.

andrewbaba44:
See as Madrid fall from 3rd to 9th yakata

Even psg and Newcastle

Madrid never experredit. Na Marseille I pity yesterday. To go out like that. Damn! De Zerbi go dey swear for Asencio and Rodrygo.

Anyone still criticising the new CL format is just hating at this point. UEFA nailed this one. The two seasons have been hits back-to-back.

The carnage and chaos last night was unbelievable. The league table kept changing until the very last minute. Over 25 teams across Europe fighting for something till the final whistle. That's box-office thriller stuff there.

I know all the talk about the teams playing more games, but you can't deny the success of this idea. A couple of years ago, yesterday would have been a host of dead-rubber matches with teams resting their best players.

You go try am now? When you can fall from Top 8 to playoffs in a blink of an eye.

raumdeuter:
First league loss.

Time to restart again

It was coming, tbh. The performances have not been too good the last couple of games. We narrowly escaped against Union and Mainz last year. No such luck today.

To be fair to Kompany and the boys, they tried but the combination of injuries(and flu), heavy schedule and a fully motivated opponent was just too much for them this time around.

And is it just me or do Bayern find it easier to lose at home than away in the BuLi?

Seeing Davies at RB today made my eyes hurt but I can't blame the guy. The one time you need Boey, the fool is unavailable. Na poison e chop ni wey e never recover since? Make dem just sell the werey this January.

On a less negative note, it's one loss out of the way. Better to lose now than when the real business starts.

How many goals have we conceded from corner kicks again this season?

Corner giveth, corner taketh FC.

How many goals have we scored from corner kicks again this season? We seem to be scoring one every game now.

Those depressing corners from JK are now a distant memory God bless Olise!

Android17:
Reliable journalists my foot.

This is the Liverpool journalist that posted both at the same time (actually he posted the £200k first). Of course, in this day & age of X offering payouts for engagement. Which one can you see is generating more engagement? LOL.

Hahahaha. We'll just have to wait for Capology, then.

Android17:
£200k is the actual number. He was earning £50k a week in Palace.

I was shocked when I saw 300k. England starter, yeah. One of the best CBs in the division, yeah. But no way, was he going to be earning that much. Especially when you consider his previous wages. 200k seems fair.

Kimbeast:
300k weekly lol. My bad

More like 200k plus. I would say 250k max.

Ibime:
Pa Adeboye go hear am this Sunday

"They called me a madman fake prophet. ."

Ibime:
I'm not a bigger Man of God than Primate Ayodele

As Primate say Nigeria will not win if Lookman is called up, Heaven already confirmed it.

Primate don complete Remontada

Lol @ Flashscore boys

AirBere:
He did well 😃👍

I like as you take confess. You too dey press the guy neck. You sef swallow your L this night.

AirBere:
Amen!!!

Flick dey try ooo. Eric Garcia and Curbasi starting and winning games Kai

Any word on Frenkie de Jong's performance tonight?

TheBreastSucker, ngbo?

Make dem no dey gaslight Bressmen, abeg. Anthropologically, bigger b00bs have always been coveted by all classes of men. In many cultures around the world, a sizeable pair of jugs is cherished as a symbol of plenty, well capable of providing the nourishment needed for raising healthy offspring.

While there may be a survival-based factor behind the attraction to bigger mammary glands, i believe it applies more to babies, not adults.

Na colostrum I wan chop? No be even these days wey silicon dey everywhere. Make pesin no go suck wetin go give am cancer.

Sack Amorim, Sack Amorim. How good are things looking now? Amorim thrashed the same Brighton 4-2 some months ago.

#JusticeForAmori

Ibime:
Chukwueze, Awaziem and Amas Obasegie are only in the squad because they foster team spirit

Obasegie is playing in Tanzanian league and they picked him over Uzoho until Uzoho dropped out. There is also one tall keeper we have called Chijioke Aniagboso who is a starter in Ukrainian second division, they keep ignoring him for Obasegie. Obasegie is the music coordinator in Eagles dressing room, that nigga you always see holding speaker when they are entering stadium and leading the gyrations. These are the small things that make some players mainstays in Super Eagles (eg Awaziem) for years even if they are way below par on the pitch.

Respect Chukwueze oh. He is your Naija brother, he is not your enemy

Olise is a Robbery hybrid all on his own. The way he combines Ribery's creativity with Robben's shooting ability is so uncanny.

Even the jersey number confirms it: 10 + 7 = 17

I just found out Man City scored 10 goals from an xG of 2.23 yesterday. How is that even possible?

Btw, Game ending 10-1 on 10/1 of all dates is another freak event.

Someone needs to come up with a name for Diaz and Olise, like we did with Robbery. What a duo!

zeusis:
Him go dey pay banger boys, how them no go catch am. The influencers are not FT aligned, just random naija banger boys
It’s like seeing a polar bear in Andrewbaba’s home town.

It was so obvious. Tosin should bow his head in shame.