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Happy Birthday Co0dec. Long live Co0dec.

I will be sincere. I would be most happy if I date a black African ladyl or other black African American lady.

A white girl, I will manage cos as Laide O said nobody can be found perfect This is simply because, a white lady could kill you if you mistakenly mess up with her and also and most importantly you can't compare a white skin (sour-looking when old or sweating) to a chocolatey skin or a black skin.

Besides, black ladies set pass white ladies. All the ladies in the house na lie I talk

Black is the best!

The relief is indeed a relief in the reall sense of it. But I believe there's more to it than meets the eyes.

Man is by nature an insatiable and voracious being. And I am yet to scream until I see even an aiorta of a positive change as a result.

I laud our president, Olusegun Obasanjo for his readiness to serve and make Nigeria a better "palace" but whatever comes out of this relief or our country in general I will not throw away my laud for OBJ for there are certainly people kicking against every step taken by Nigeria to advancement; even the so-called foriegn aid givers (but not from the G8 Summit)

Nobody satisfies anybody. Be yourself. That's why I commend the work done by laide o in "I want a man"

Yeah! Be yourself and she can go to blazes if she doesn't accept you as you are. And that also means she doesn't love you.

But when you try to be somebody else I bet you, you will crash.

People believe things that cannot be proved more than those that can be proved. That, I have observed recently.

What happens after death is unproven.

Making the belief more difficult is what the Catholics come up with the stories of 'Purgatory', and the Jehova witness says 'no heaven, no hell.'

And some other talk about heaven and hell as if they've been there before.

But for me I believe in heaven cos blessed is he that believeth even though he hasn't seen a proof.

It's their nature.

To say "no" when they actually mean "yes."

To say "don't touch me" when they actually mean "hold me tight."

Comonjorr, you should have known what that exactly mean if you were a professor of women affairs.

But like you did, I would do the same cos I don't like embarrassment.

A former military president met the current president and was complaining that his political rival is so stingy that he only sends him text messages and never calls him.

And the current president answered "Don't worry, I will flash him"

Now, who is more stingy?

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An England President went to heaven and asked God, when England will be good and God said in 1 year's time.

A USA President did the same and God said in two years' time.

A Nigerian president did the same and was expecting however God will say in 50 or 100 years' time but instead God shook head and started crying. He (God) couldn't say anything about Nigeria's case.

"I said it. "
ha ha ah ha hah ha he heh

"I said it."
ho hoh ho h oh oho!

"I said it ."
ka ka ka ka ka ak.

Women wooing men! And IAH, Tayotina, Pinky, in fact 99.9% of the women in the forum claimed they do not woo men.

Now Ladei o has exposed them.

Thanx u Ladei o. I like people who say the truth

Remember, men do not say "no."

You get me.

@ Mosiate

I volunteer with all pleasure.

Now start the wooing but before you start remember I said guys don't say "no."

So, after the wooing, everything follows

Kenya, your ideal husband could come stupidly. You should have given the guy, who knows, your husband a chance to express his love.

But saying if the guy were handsome you will get disappointed more is a lie cos I know Kenya (women generally) would have flashed the broadest smile to him.


Actually Greatpeter, I need women in the forum to now teach us on how to get'em.

Nigerian musician are really doing something good. But the musician I have considered the worst in Nigeria so far is Genny Baby.

If were her, I can't release that music to the public

It's not done in my place but I think a woman paying dowry to the man is the best thing for the man is doing the woman more favour than the woman is doing the man by marrying her.

For a Nigerian womana marrying India; well, my sister cannot marry an Indian and I will clap for her.

Pastor KriX

Pkrix

Hot-angel is not a picture addict I guess. But it's nice to see who you are chatting with.

Hot-angel you are so carried by "more picture" that you couldn't see that a model is needed and from what I see in your pics you fits all of the description of the model mentioned above.

Apply now and show them how hot you are.

Thanx Hot-angel. Where's my birthday present?

16? Co0dec needs not wait til Hot-angel is 18. 16 is riped for marriage.

Hot-angle! What a lucky girl compare to IAH who wants to become a nun simply because no man is coming for her

But, it's all her fault because I applied and she declined.

Now she has PM me to declare her accptance of my proposal but it's too late cos IAH's sister (but not IAH for she is now a nun) has won my heart though she's 5 years older than I am.

Thanx Seun. Thanx Greatpeter. Thanx Laide o. Thanx Motee. Thanx every Nairalander.

I love you all.

@ Hot-angel. You have not spoken wisely. To change a nation require a change of its people not the country itself. But I guess you only intend o sound funny.
(No offence intended)

Pastor Chris is the man.

My name sake you know. Nobody dares to speak against him or I will unleash .............................

Bye.

Thank God for our members who are saved from the terrorist attack.

Thank our president, in person of Olusegun Obasanjo for his condolence visit to Nairaland member in London

Thanx. A birthday like never before. Online birthday eh?

I will realise that I have not been good enough for her and walk away. I walk away quikly and with gladness too.

Glad that I noticed that at a time when the affair is not a crucial as marriage,.

And also glad that I know I can get even ten girl friends in a day if I need to. Unlike her, the girl, whose possession of a boy friend is at the mercy of the guys

I must say I like Greatpeter's been in the church technique but that is if only every other person in the church can mind their business.

Tayotinal yours is good.

Mosiate, yours isn't bad.

IAH,

Jogego, What are you talking about?

IAH, enrol your sister nowwww! You heard Seun said he needs ladies more than guys.

Oh sorry, I lie; Seun needs to balance the number of ladies with guys.

Being a nun is not what people do for the sake of its pleasure but because they were not able to get somebody to marry them.

IAH, that is not your portion in Jesus name or Isha Allahu.
Amen! Or Amin!

You caught them the first time and now they have done it again. Who knows the next could be catering away with the entire items in the establishment and no matter how the evidence points at you as innocence you will be in for it for you, a supervisor is aware of the act. In fact, the same people you have protected will personally accuse you to save their heads

So, do something and quickly too to eradicate them from that ground forever. If you do not want them to know you engineered their sack you can as well do that.

C'on use your head and uproot them for criminals are unrepentant and will be criminals whenever the urge arises.

I forget my seen friends. I remember my unseen friends. Birthday Speech.

Today, being July 8, is my birthday. Yesterday, I was thinking about how it's going to be. But today I can see how it is. And the word to describe it is yet to exist or may be it had existed but has now gone extinction.

I forget my seen friends. I remember my unseen friends at Nairaland. A special people. A life-enhancing people. A people with a vision and mission. A people with indescribable good quality (The je ne sais quoi).

All my seen friends are now gone, each one of'em chasing their dreams and forgeting how we used to go to a hot spot eating hot pot to celebrate my birthday or anybody's among us. They're all gone chasing their dreams.

Oh I forget. I, too, am gone chasing my dream; for I cannot, now, find so much time for myself like I used to . I am gone after my dream career, dream wife, dream family, dream kind of lifestyle, dream everything, forgeting myself to languisgh like Miss Lydia Languish (The rivals). But I am confident, as God lives, my dreams and every Nairalander's are just a step farther.

You, the Nairalanders, contribute to the actualization of my dream. For each time I feel a languishing badness, I hit www.nairaland.com on the keyboard and I find always my unseen friends bear me up.

I sleep thinking of the Nairalanders and I wake up remembering first the Nairalanders. The special people, the God blessed, the people I wish all the good things of life.

This is most fun.
I am overwhelmed by great happiness and enjoyment of the celebration.
(joie de vivre).

Thanks all.

Item 7 Please!
Cut the cake Pkrix. Buy a drink and drink.  DJ slap the ****!

Dance! Dance!! Dance!!!                                        Dance! Dance!! Dance!!!

@ Kazey top page 2.
Why then are girls who flaunt their beauty aren't called gigolos?

@ Sade. Plain truth. Carry on!

@ Mosiate.
Guy do not say "no."
So, if you intend to woo any guy go ahead and I bet you he won't say "no"

@ IAH, you are trying to propose. Aren't u? That's why, I presume, you want to know my tribe. Send me PM and you get it.

And IAH, I'd like to see that your sister whose birthday happens to coincide with mine. Is she in the forum? Please what's her name?

If she is not in the forum, enrol her for my sake and God will dress you (do not mean "bless".

Just think about how glorious it will be when Compatible Pkrix and Compatible IAH's sister are celebrating their birthday same time, same place.

That will be roman(sic)

IAH, is that your sister in the forum? I like to get along with someone of the same birth day as I.

Think about what it will look like when Compatible Pkrix and Compatible IAH's sister are celebrating their birthdays same time, same place.

WOW! That's funky fun! Innit?!

IAH please enrol ya sister into the forum if she's not but if she is, let me know. Just send me PM.

I hope Pinky, Hot-angel and Tayotina won't be jealous?