₦airaland Forum

GOFRONT:
These children called David and B red will not allow this old man to govern with full concentration.......


I just dey imagine how this man go dey lavish state funds on clubbing

After this birthday Bash, these two musicians will arrange and import three fresh Cyprus girls for the old man in a far away hotel............ State fund just de cry for this pple hand.

Facts or figments of your imagination?

cassidy1996:
Being married is not easy; it takes a lot from you

Yeah! Go and ask my husband. I don't stress him, but I just marvel at the many moments he has to stand up and be there; for me, for the family, for his family, for mine, for neighbours, colleagues, friends and even strangers...God bless all the responsible men. May their paths be made easy.

flokii:
This life sef.. see what this fine actor has turned to in space of how many years.
This should serve as lesson to the arrogant ones.. I am this, I am that, I own a 12 bedroom mansion, I own the latest Benz. May you not see situation that'll shake you till you're left in penury.

Yes o, really handsome and funny; a fantastic actor. I totally forgot about him until I saw him now. May God remember him for good.

Konquest:
@placeofallure

My pleasure.

Indeed, as an avid world history enthusiast myself, I know full well that the firm knowledge of history enables us to take advantage of investment and business cycles (and other cycles) that occur regularly in human existence, and to be more aware of ourselves in time and space. That's history for you.

Ciao.

🙏

Lisabi and Seven Doors all the way

TonyeBarcanista:
ACN -> APC is not defection! It's the product of a marriage as the previous party automatically becomes defunct while the successor party inherits everything about the former.

In otherwords, Tinubu moved once, AD to AC. ACN and APC are products of mergers.

Buhari moved once, ANPP to CPC.


Kashim Shetima has never defected.

Thank you, jàre. I was wondering about Tinubu. He seems to have been stable to a large extent.

I deleted Facebook, Messenger, TikTok, and Snapchat already. Instagram will soon follow.

The apps I don't joke with - WhatsApp, Cowrywise, YouTube, Vidmate, ChatGPT, Canva, Grammarly, Pinterest and Deepseek

For entertainment and fun, I do: Netflix, MovieBox, Play it, Candy Crush, and Hangman

Konquest:
The young guy you quoted above stated clearly that he was still in the University in 2011, so he was born sometime in the 1990s and as you said, he probably "didn't mix well" with the people.

The older folks in Yorubaland especially starting from Lagos Island (and those who are younger but mixed well know with older folks) know full well about the Bahia, Brazil-born, Candido Da Rocha [who is of Ijesa-Yoruba descent through his father Esan Da Rocha from the current Osun State who unfortunately fell victim to the trans-Atlantic slave trade in the early 1800s and was deported on a slave ship to Bahia in Brazil. He fortunately returned to Yorubaland in the late 1800s with his son, Candido Da Rocha and his wife] and Candido's name being used as a metaphor for many decades now since the time he was alive to describe his wealth and generosity from being the FIRST EVER Pound Sterling millionaire of Nigerian descent.

Candido Da Rocha is the one who built the famous "Water House" or ,"Casa d'Agua" mansion located on Kakawa Street on Lagos Island.

I love history. Thank you.

Davoneskay:
So, you live all over Yoruba land, abi? It isn't common in Ondo State. Throughout my over 7 years stay in Ibadan, I no hear am. The first time I heard it sef was in the University back in 2011 from a Lagosian.

Could be, you don't mix well with the people. Even for the Yoruba-speaking part of Kogi, they use the slang "Darosa" for someone who spends generously.

GanagiBitrus:
Barca would have won if Kunde, Balde & Lewandowski were fit.

&probably if the coach had made a defensive substitute instead of Lewandowski.
You are leading 3-2 with few minutes to go & you are bringing in a half-fit striker.

Some coaches lack technical wit. I was hoping Barca would win cause something tells me that: if we beat PSG, Barca would be a cheaper team to win than Inter.

Bluntemperor:
👍🙏
You have Sense and God bless you, bro.

It's a beautiful lady, not a bro.

joromii:
I saw a comment on Twitter, a girl literally mocked him with his late son. Trust me, that isn't dark humor. How can we be so insensitive. No parent will wanna experience the death of their child. Especially if the child holds a significance.

My uncle was always called baba bola but when bola died, they stopped calling baba bola and call baba femi. Either name you call him. He feels the absence of Bola in both name. His wives own is worse. Now we just call them with where they live. Mummy Ibadan and daddy Ibadan

Hmm! Deep. Sad.

Akungitit:
See him face like traitor. Small boy want overthrow him master. You go see shege.

I'm not interested in the nitty-gritty of their politics. I'm not APC. I don't belong to any political affiliation. I don't give a hoot about Wike. I didn't even vote in the last elections. Mo dibo fún Jesu ni tèmi.

But I always say it that Fubara is a betrayal. No matter how bad Wike and his loyalists are, it is that same corrupt gang that absolved you and brought you in; meaning you are a beneficiary of the rot. Why turn around then, and bite the finger that fed you?

I don't support evil, but you can't sit on the fence. You can not be a moral man now when you have not disengaged yourself from the immorality that you are totally subsumed in.

Fubara can resign and vie for the position again on his own terms and see if he can win the people over. The same cowardly attitude was displayed by Oṣibajo. It's more honourable to resign, but I guess that word does not exist in Nigerian politicians' diaries.

Hmmmmm2024:
Tomorrow one depressed teenager will move from street to streets shooting and killing people...

Exactly! They'll say they have mental health challenges.

A friend who lives there came visiting and said our own better for here. Once you see weyrey on the road, you go know say this one don kolo; but their own psycho there, you no go know. Him shoe fit fine pass your own and e go dress like celebrity. You no go know until he comot 'English' dey spray everybody.

May God be with Tami's family at this crucial time.

Jestin:
Make we tell Arsenal fans the truth ?

Tell yourself the truth first.
If you're not a Liverfool fan, you should shut up already!

Sonofgod1990:
Future impossible. Dis time na 4 Una go chop for PSG home.

Evil mongers, Abatẹnijẹ́, Eléròbúburú, Arítẹnimọ̀ọ́wí, Ọlọ̀tẹ̀, Ẹni Ibi!

We are Arsenal, and we're proud of how we have evolved.

#COYG!

femi4:
How won't you fail when you fail to read. Nigeria lecturers are useless at marking anyway

Imagine the irony of it. Who didn't read, you or her? If you had read her post, believe me, you wouldn't type this.

Whois:
That was how they said my mum is owning them 100k, she used her account to pay neco via remita, after few months they said the remita payment that was successful wasn't successful that the money didn't leave her account so they minus 100k from her account. She had to abandon the account

Exactly what Polaris Bank did to me. They said I used DSTV wey I no pay for. Has it ever happened that DSTV will let you view anything for free? They removed my 15k in February this year claiming I used free DSTV since August of last year... and you just dey comot the money now God punish their thieving company!!

santaclaws:
I knew they would arrest him cos he recently (allegedly) defamed EFCC by alleging that the agency is secretly monitoring E-Money and Obi Cubana, he even said they were questioning yahoo boys about their connection to Obi Cubana.

No matter what you're doing, whether it's activism or freedom fighting, you don't make such serious allegations against a govt agency, especially when you have no evidence to back up such claims.

I hope this doesn't end up in a long term prison sentence for him.

His arrest has been a long time coming. I don't have any pity flowers to offer him. Ṣebi he is Mr. Saliu Ẹlẹnu gbọrọ. They should give him the Zazu treatment, maybe his hair is blocking his brain.

omolasho:
Ogbeni stop this grammer o!
With your level of education and exposure, one would entrust you to make an acurate and spontanous decision abt this matter- well thats what premarital sex does; it weakens your zeal and makes you contemplate your life purpose.

You; your LIFE PURPOSE is the price.
she; YOU are the prize.

If her creed is not in consonate with your plan, LET her suit herself. because if you compromise and fail in your life quest she SHALL still leave you for a more discretional guy in future.

END OF STORY!

Little wonder! I can see why your Grammar has the letter "e"

Mtcheeew!

pocohantas:
Teaching.
I was 21, fresh outta university.
On the second day the principal sent me to go buy chilled coke and eggroll. Emphasis on chilled. The next day I didn't show up.
Pay was about 20k.

Rules and regulation was longer than River Niger. On some days they dressed like penguins. Other days, pink, purple shirt...all with black skirt/trouser. I was young, but I knew staying in such job was disastrous.

I don't conform to dress codes. I hate that shiieet! My boss used to mind, but now he stopped minding.

Sirchiboy:
Private teacher.
Salary 14k.
8 years ago.
Now jobless

A Receptionist
Earning ₦15k

Now a Private School Instructor,
Earning 6 figures

Okoyiboz3:
Those who died for Biafra would think they died for something.

Only for Ojuku their Commander-in-chief to dress like Bobrisky and engage in long-distance running. Abakaliki to Abidjan.

Laugh no go kill me This is the narrative they wished never happened.

JAMB Literature Question be like:
1a. Link the bridge between the Medieval Era and the Contemporary Era using Ojuuku and BobRusky as case studies.
1b. Who is Ojuuku? Discuss his role in the Bia ffra War.
1c. Who is BobRusky? Explain his orientation.

2a. What do these characters have in common?
2b. Expatiate the Merits and Demerits.
(25 marks)

ShinjaWWest:
Shame to all those who supported Natasha esp the people from the east .

Southsouth will never vote for obi again bcus of the hatred his people have for Southsouth son.

God bless the good people of Southsouth and southwest

Amen!

Nairaland is behind in dissemination of news as e dey hot. The only thing dey sabi is to be banning people.

Anyway for those of you supporting nonsense, Dr. Sandra Duru already provided evidence she had a thing with Natasha. Meanwhile, the lying witch said they've never met. One by one, their secrets will be exposed, all the evil doers.
If Dr. Sandra too is a paid agent, she won't be spared, her secrets will come to bare. Fakati!

Olúwaṣeun! 8 down, more to go!

Oju4190:
Kate is wrong

Jamb is correct

Anyways na dem sabi

He nor concern me

Make all of una dey mumu una self for deir

Na you dey mumu yourself. If you are so indifferent, you wouldn't have bothered to comment.
Kate was right. The only error she made was not using the other pair of quotation marks.

arantess:
She dey set them up
Let's see if that handler has itchy fingers or is foolish to respond.

But Henshaw didn't close her quotes at the end of the statement

Yes. Henshaw, like we all know, is an 'oversabi' aunty.
Mind you, you would've done better by writing your Henshaw with the capital letter H; it's a proper noun.

dawnomike:
If you're not invited... Never try to attend

Simple!

Hmm! Sex enhancer to meet with your wife. Ṣ'ogun l'ayé ni?

My own is, I like beans. I can't resist anything made from beans. That's why I wonder why I don't like gbegiri soup.

From the list below, I choose Akara first, then Moimoi. I am not a foodie. I don't like to dip my feet in untested waters, so I don't know how okpa tastes. I don't think I'll ever try to know in case it spoils my taste buds.