₦airaland Forum

Jokerman:
1 out of every 20 teacher you mean?

Not exactly. Don't rely on what your school alone can pay you. Offer professional services to others who would need your services - home tutoring, online classes, organise tutorials, authoring books etc. Be proactive.

unclejb2:
Another Tinubu supporter spotted.

Nothing to offer, just the emilokan entitlement mentality.

Wailing Society of Nigeria
😭😭😭😭😭
Sunkun sabọ! I get buckets to donate.

The men on this platform who used to say single mothers are poison are all dead, I suppose. How come nobody remembers that Natasha is after one? Hypocrites!

Anne was damaged by Tuface. She should have chosen herself, chosen her sanity over saving a marriage that can't be salvaged. Nobody wakes up and starts taking drugs, there would've been underlying issues - I'm not justifying the act!

Why is she begging Tuface to stay? You can't keep a man that doesn't want to be kept. Tuface is an unrepentant philanderer, a Community Prick who is unfazed hopping from one bed to another. Natasha is another trophy in his array. She won't be the last I'm certain. His phallus is not conditioned to stay in one place! Buọda Ẹlẹpọn Bulu!

unclejb2:
na only Tinubu supporters dey reason from their anus

You're not being objective, that's one. Then, from your response, it's obvious you're a dolt! I don't exchange banter with unintelligible people.

maybet081:
Being a lawyer in Nigeria is immoral.

The reason I opted to read another course in the university. I have a lawyer uncle who is super-corrupt! I couldn't deal with his behaviour, so much repugnance I felt that I had to change my mind about studying law.

unclejb2:
Did you give him money to keep for you? Do you know his financial situation at the moment?

You have an entitlement mentality and it's going to make you remain broke.

You can hustle and find your way to Europe so that you don't have to beg for money again.

I'm sure you are a Tinubu supporter

What is Tinubu's own inside this one now? Nigeria didn't start to deteriorate from Tinubu's era. If you continue to think like this, it's either you were born yesterday, or you are plain, simply delusional.

ebubeson:
PLEASE FORGIVE HER.

I AM NOT SUPPORTING THAT SHE COLLECTED YOU TRANSPORT FARE

BUT IF YOU HAVE A YOUNGER SISTER, I AM NOT SURE YOU WILL WANT HER TO GO SLEEP WITH A GUY.

Sentiments!

Why did she collect somebody's money when she knew she won't be able to meet up? She's a criminal, plain and simple. I'm a woman but she deserves no pity. I like straightforward people. Why scam anybody? Why?

ednut1:
how many law firms pay more than 50k? How many law firms even exist in the country? Law is a useless degree for majority
https://www.nairaland.com/8216916/why-most-nigerian-lawyers-broke

Bank contracts staff are being paid 80-120k while some pay entry level full time staff over 300k

Lol @ some people saying teaching. Some teachers earn more than 300k per month.

MaziObinnaokija:
Those days of "DOXOLOGY",CARDS,LETTERS,even though u have water for house,you still carry 🪣 go public tap to fetch water just to see your Nkechi,Bose;Aisha

Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla...if so, Doxology

sylve11:
Even if they present the cup to arsenal free, they can't lift it.

Ara yin o ya!

Nemesis0147:
Fabian Adibe too

Quite a handful of them. Nobody can replace Justus Esiri for instance. The man is just too good. There's no role he cannot act. There are others like Sam Loco Efe, Enebeli Elebuwa, Ashley Nwosu, Fabian Adibe, Baba Olofaina, Baba Suwe, Pa Kasumu, and the rest. May God rest their souls.

Ireport85:
Please pardon any error(s)!

Hello everyone, I'm planning to record a music track and I'm wondering what di current cost of recording a song is in(PH or Lagos). Can anyone please share their experience or knowledge on dis?

In case you eventually choose to record in Lagos, I do background vocals - You pay less cause I do Treble, Tenor, and Alto. My charges are customer-friendly.

Jesuspistol:
I don't know about whether you're mean to girls or not but I do know that this shows that your short temper is true and you may lose good opportunities due to poor relating capacity with people.

A person has turned down your calls, you don't need to block, you only need to ignore. That's what stable-minded people do. Blocking shows you have emotional instability

You didn't see the arrogance in his voice like he was the prize. Who has time for mentally imbalanced chewing gum boys before?

geoworldedu:
Failure is in your name. It's your surname. Kiss the truth

More like CEO of FAILURE

Whateveeerrrrr.

It's Monday morning, I got money to make. Don't have time for idle talks; especially with unintelligible people.

geoworldedu:
I don't want their love. I just like the way they dole it out as it is. For the VP to reply her, it means it really had an impact on him. We need more of Kemi to keep doing the work. Placeof failure, keep failing. You are destined for failure. Mofo.

Place of Allure, use your glasses.

That failure is yours and your household's.

Dynamicboss:
This is the kind of person that Nigeria needs as a leader. Get in as a president, freeze assets of the entire politicians in the country ( starting with present and all past presidents alive, present and past governors, present and past LGAs, current and past ministers, etc..), arrest of the useless people, jail their wicked lives and if possible pronounce death sentences to those find guilty of murdering opponents. Complete renovation is what Nigeria needs to excel.

Are your legs paining you? Step in as the president na, as you know so much about how things are supposed to be.

You have kinswomen shey you know?....Kemi Badenoch, Kate Henshaw, Aisha Yesufu etc.
Awọn opo sarefati!

geoworldedu:
I like the work she's doing. I want her to ride on abeg. If our voices cannot be heard by our politicians, let a highly placed voice in diaspora do the job.
Kemi Badenoch, pls ride on. We dey your back like shell.

Mtcheew! Cry me a river!
Scream or shout all you want, no diasporan voice or force can save you. They have enough troubles and worries of their own.

I don't know when you will wake up to the realization that those people never loved you. That's a dimwit's way of thinking. They're business people who roll with the highest bidder. Simple!

Gandrova:
God bless you with more knowledge Bro.
She is a disgrace to Nigeria

Thank you. I'm female not male.

goldmatrix:
Once you see yurubaaaaaas U know even from their stupd defense of false narrative.

Why? Are you afraid to spell Yoruba correctly?

If Yorubas are stupid like you opined, then you and whatever dynasty you belong to must be dolts cause we're still the best straight outta Naija!

G0Oodharddick:
Kemi is apparently the most sensible Yoruba alive right now.

The rest of Nigerians are behind her.

No! The rest of us, Nigerians are not behind her. She can do her reforms without constantly berating Nigeria. If she were not from Nigeria, I wonder what she would use as her campaign mantra.

That's the height of disrespect!

She no send us, we too no send her. As she dey there, make she leave the small Nigeria wey we dey manage. Her comments are denigrating. Nigeria is still our home and we don't have another country to run to. Coward like her! She for stay and fight na! And as she no stay, make she face front.

Enemyofpeace:
na your love course am

Eeya! Pity.

stuffs2002:

Why are you barking online like a public dog. Why can't you pass your message to him without insults.

For the records, there are not Yorubas in Kogi so stop deluding yourself.

You obvioslyy have little or no knowledge about Kogi and I know you have never stepped your foot in the state because you would have known that bearing Yoruba names does not mean you are Yoruba because I know Ebiras, Igalas and other tribes in Kogi who bear Yoruba names and they are 100% not Yorubas.

I know people who bear British names in Nigeria and that does not mean they are British.

You're not any different from the dumbo you are trying to defend.

First, I want to reiterate the fact that there are Yorubas in Kogi State. The Yoruba language boasts of a dialect continuum comprising Ẹgba, Ọyọ, Ìbàràpá, Igbomina, Ijẹṣa, Èkìtì, Àwórì, Anago, Ijẹbu, Ikalẹ, Ìlajẹ, Yagba, Òwe, Ijumu and many more.

My part of Kogi, the Okun people, speak the Yagba variation of the Yoruba language. I'm not Igala, neither am I Ebira but they're my brothers and sisters.

You obviously lack the basic understanding of that, and you bask in that ignorance, that's shameful. Especially in these days of advanced technology where information is a fingertip away. You're a nincompoop as you cannot take advantage.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoruba_language

SpatialKing:
There no Yoruba people in kogi state
Yorubas are only found in the 6 south west states

That's how some of you come to the public place like Nairaland to display your stupidity for everyone to see. What do you mean there's no Yoruba in Kogi state?

You no see Yetunde, you no see Gbenro, you no see Deji, you no see Adéyemi, you no see Nike for that list? Are those not Yoruba names?

Kogi state is the only Nigerian state that shared boundaries with about 10 other states. That means the state is a cauldron of different tribes.


You're just being a dunderhead!

I am from Kogi State and I'm proudly Yoruba!

Bmaster:
Nairaland is no longer up to date as it's used to before,...and that's by the way.



My take is...why is it that they can't be sentenced to life imprisonment with may be hard labour,other than the straight death sentence

Many African countries have their prisons overpopulated. I would have said Life Sentence for them too, but then, many of them never truly change so why grant them pardon when they won't stop traumatizing people?
The soul that sinneth must die!

JASONjnr:
Repairing the meter is done by their officials or some unauthorized individuals around your residing state.

But you can't tell me that you're not aware of the meter bypass.

If you want to come forward be truthful about it.

Bypass is done by the individual and yo u can't deny not knowing about it.

I'm not saying outrightly that he doesn't know about the meter bypass but it's possible that he didn't know about it.

There's a young lady whose flat is next to my kid brother's apartment. She did her metre bypass in such a way that nobody could detect it. She left the apartment unceremoniously so she didn't pick many of her stuff, plus the metre. Even the landlord didn't know she was leaving. A new person later came to occupy the place and didn't know Jack about the meter. It was the other tenants who informed him. They placed the pumping machine of the house on the metre cause that him metre, na cruise.

eazzzy1:
Number one.

1. A few years ago, when I was doing my NYSC, the company they posted us to rejected everyone, we immediately started searching for ppa’s ourselves. One day in the course of my search I saw a banner with the Man’s face.

He was coming to a crusade at the stadium to kickoff the celebration of the state governors birthday. Of course I went, before the end of service he asked us to write three things we wanted God to do for us, my number one request was a PPA.

Long story short. It was a Wednesday, I was serving at the CBN by the next Monday. The other two things also happened within 3 months.

2. A couple of years later, I was in Canada. He was coming for a convention outside the city I was studying. All my friends were going and Tye Tibet was coming, so I decided to tag along.

A lady who had being looking for the fruit of the womb gave a testimony that in the previous convention she sat down on the chair the Man sat on after service and she has a triplet now. A lot of people after the service started struggling to sit on the chair. A classmate of mine succeeded in sitting before the chair was removed to avoid a stampede.

Long story short he got an internship with Canada’s biggest bank. He wasn’t the smartest, his result wasn’t the greatest, but he got a job before we even graduated.

Maybe it’s a coincidence, maybe the Man’s prayers works. Either ways I will choose him. I can’t act, I can’t sing, Elon musk knows nothing about crypto plus that’s a fake page (unverified) and even Obi Cubana needs help.

God! How I love this!

Bobloco:
Mummy Hadiza even has a result from a verifiable school, while a certain notorious narcotics drug trafficker and certificate forger claimed to have attended a school four years before it was founded, thereby becoming the guinea pig student used to test-run the school before it was established

If you are still touchy about this issue, you will die of heartache. Your death will be justified cause you choose to be depressed, you chose to give much ado about a non-verifiable story, Nothing!

Botreat:
My woman is cheating, but i want to mess with her brains before I trash her.

Found out about it from her WhatsApp chats. she's been with me for over 15months barely contributing anything in the house. I met her at a low point in her life and she has told me on several occasions how she was suicidal before we met.

I had never been a fan of checking my partner's phone, but something lead me into checking her chats and for a moment i doubted if it was my girl's chats I was reading. How she's gone on dates with multiple men, how they've been having sex with one of her cell members from church, how she's had girls sending her pictures of their nudes, how she has sent her nudes to men on several occasions.

She's had infections i had to spend so much treating thinking she got it from the toilet because she always complains she doesn't like seating on the toilet seat.

I was really shaken by these discoveries, but I feel better now after discussing it with my guy. Now it's game time and I would so mess with her brain that she would be scared of cheating in future.

The only reason I haven't sent her packing is because I fell into some kind of financial troubles and she had to lend me some funds to support my business and I currently cant pay back everything.
I know she's scared of losing this relationship because that would mean she becomes homeless and would have to start fending for herself completely, also from her chats with the guy she is currently having sex with, I can tell he doesn't care about her. He's here just for the sex and isn't ready for any commitment.

Yesterday I told her I've been having this recurring dream about our relationship, but cant recall the details. This morning I just sent her a message about a dream vaguely describing the guy she's having an affair with. Telling her about how a shadow came and was puling her away from me. she took it with so much shock and immediately she got stomach upset and started throwing up. After cleaning up she came back telling me dreams are just figments of imagination bla bla bla, that she's not going anywhere, telling me how I have impacted her life since we met.

Next time I am going to tell her the shadow came with a face, but I cant recall where I know the face, but I am very sure if I see the face anywhere I would remember it.

When I am done messing with her, I'll call my guy to come around and we disgrace her and send her out of the house. I want her scared of cheating in her future relationships.

Good thinking!

You would be a bad person if after executing your plan, you failed to give us updates

iykepromotions:
Not a good excuse. If she don't have passion for teaching, she should look for another job. Someone taught her too.

Exactly! Somebody taught her too and they didn't kill her in the process.

UceeGod:
ThAt cannot be a 3yr old. This issue is being overflogged. There are better ways of correcting such misdemeanour.

Even if the boy is above 3, you don't think those slaps are too heavy for a boy of that frame and stature? Ha! When I first saw the video, I was shouting and prayed it wouldn't be more than one slap, but my prayer wasn't answered. Haba! Just imagine the boy was your child, how would you feel? I am a teacher and I would never do this to any child. You could see the woman is frustrated and unleashing her depression on the child. Even if nobody is watching you, what about God? She must have been doing that to the children for long; her cup became full this time.

rolams:
See confused manager ooo.

Took off Mac Allister for Konate against unimpressed spurs.

Jones was left on the field for 90 mins with no meaningful impact.

How can an experienced manager deliberately open his midfield for his opponent to get the better of him.

You opened your right back (took off Bradley) to create chances but one of your best performing strikers (Gakpo) was taken off.

You are playing a lower division team in your next game which gives you the chance to rest your senior players why can't you play your full squad to win this first leg so as to give your team an advantage against the second leg.

Now, you have more games to play (FA cup, premier league, champions league and capital one cup) in the next couples of months. All your best players will have to play continuously to keep your team atop. What if fatigue set in?

Slot no get sense at all!

I thought it was only Arteta wey no get sense...Una go whine tire! It's being served round, E go reach everybody

MadamVanessa:




I saw one clown above gloating over this. I don't see these words as Yoruba words anymore, these words are used virtually by all Nigerians , even in other African countries too. These words are more like Nigerian creole language (pidgin). Those words were not added to oxford dictionary because it's Yoruba words but because of high percentage of speakers using it daily.

Please don't let your inferiority complex makes you think that you've achieved anything on this. It's just a normal thing. I cant even count the numbers of Swahili words and other languages words that have made it way to oxford dictionary yet the speakers don't make a fused.

I expect the land of PhD holders to behave more maturely.

You make sense though but when you said they're not Yoruba words anymore, I wonder what changed them, and what they changed to.

JAPA is a Yoruba word meaning to run away.
EBA is a Yoruba delicacy made from Garri (cassava flakes)
ABI is Yoruba word that acts like a question tag, you use it to check whether the other person agrees with you.
AGB'ERO is Agba Ero, another Yoruba lexicon meaning the one who canvases for passengers, customers, patrons or whatever.

We know the word Yoruba is synonymous to headache for you (like we care) but give us our flowers; Nigeria is Yoruba and others.

We get many professors truly but no be we talk say make Emeka and Chinedu no go school o, na your Umunna say make dem go sell spare parts o.