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ARareGem: You really have me laughing. Continue deceiving yourself.

Do i look lyk awilo lokomba for your Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡?
A®ε Ʊ a learner?

E-commerce is a nyc option,dat can βε achieved on free expense if Ʊ own a blog.
Stock variation wil also attract more customers .lest i forgot,Ʊ hv 2 obtain a licence to avoid any sort of legal warfare

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass
& think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work & their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is
better that I drink this beer & let their dreams
come true than to be selfish and worry about my
liver.

I wanna sell ma blackberrycurve2 & urgently needs bb bold2 so any possible swap ,perhaps counter bal.


08162073394 or add ♏e on 2go plainmirrorr

My aunty deals on such marchandise perhaps Ʊ can contact ♏e for more secure info via 08162073394. Plainmirror93@yahoo.com

Fullest is τђё superlative of full

Can i also apply for industrial training (I.T).pls inform me

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Lunch? Ah just had ma break fast.

I subitted my application,cv and oda relevant credentials to Guaranty Trust Bank,ahv done a written interview also and they promised to contact me buh τђё big question now is. -how long do I have to wait before they contact me- cos A̶̲̥̅♏ growing impatient. This as regards to my one year Idustrial attachment.



Any person with useful info shud pls drop comments or call 08162073394 (master bright)

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A̶̲̥̅♏ searching for a place to engage muself for my one year industrial attachment.
I studied accountancy,resident of abia.
Any person with useful aid/information shud pls inform ♏e via phone contact:08162073394 or email:plainmirror93@yahoo.com


Thanks as I anticipate a favourable response.

Biko kwanu nake una no envy wetin Ʊ no ft help!! Cristiano Ronaldo Aviero de santos is τђё BOMB.watch him add one feather to his cap 2nyt wif τђё ballon D'Or winner... CR7 all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ʊ gat some points ryt bro.toto decay is crazykalli ma*

Nawaooo ppl ɑΩd evil innovation ∫ust τ̲̅☺ make ends meet.i pity her boobs

Mikel,Ʊ a®ε obviously,practically ɑΩd evidently wrong.for Ʊ τ̲̅☺ press charges against a white man in his countryhome witout concrete evidence & from wat Iڪ been told τ̲̅☺ Ʊ.ramires can as well tell Ʊ anytn,anytym.its as a result f τђё game frustration (losing syd)

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, 01:21:53 PM »
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you
can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents
happen within 20 miles from your home so we
moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the
last family that lived here took the house
numbers when they left so that they wouldn't
have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing
machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and
haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained
twice last week, The first time it rained for three
days and the second time for four days. The coat
you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve
said it would be a little too heavy to send in the
mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and
put them in the pockets. We got another bill
from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on
Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his
keys in the car yesterday. We were worried
because it took him two hours to get me and
Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I
haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know
if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a
girl, your sister is going to name it after me,
she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some
man tried to pull him out but he fought them off
and drowned. We had him cremated and he
burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-
up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the
window and swam to safety. Your two friends
were in the back. They drowned because they
couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time.
Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the
envelope was already sealed.

Good Day Doctor,
I am a lady and i have been engaging in sex with
my Fiance for a while.
Since he normally uses condom,
I want to know if i am still a virgin or not.
I will appreciate your quick reply
Toooo, Peeps abeg help me answer her question

Well, You think the kids of now adays are not
enlightened abi well, check this out
It was a normal Tuesday in a Primary School and
while the Pupils were on Break Time
Two Pupils Tunde and Kemi went to meet their
Teacher and
Kemi asked "Ma, Can a Six Year Old Get
Pregnant?"
and the Teacher laughed and Said "No, Thats
Impossible"
And Tunde said looking at Kemi " Shebi I told
you so, Oya Let us go and Continue"
***** Mouth Wide Opened bah?

@realsammie u b mad idiot mtchewwww dis one na jpke? Sooooo dry enter pre nursery section jooooor

me for
over five years. Upon her return, her father
cursed her. Where have ye been all this
time? Why did ye not write to us at all? Why
didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what
ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying,
replied, "Sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!!? Get out, ye shameless harlot!
Sinner! You're a disgrace!" "OK, Dad -- as ye
wish. I just came back to give mum this
luxurious fur coat, title deed to a 10
bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate
for $5 million." "For me brother, this gold
Rolex and for ye daddy, the brand new
Mercedes convertible that's parked outside,
a membership to the country club, an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve
on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and
a new..." "Now what was it ye said ye had
become?" says dad. The girl, crying again,
"A prostitute! "Oh! Ye scared me to death,
girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.

Partially ryt coz ma big sis is nt an exceptn

Wow this is incredible 4 a allerged man of God

if u lyk no hear am b4 na u sabi

A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to
ask their parents to tell them a story with a
moral at the end.
The next day the kids come in and share
their stories. “My daddy told me about
my uncle Dave,� says one boy. “He
was a pilot in Vietnam and had to bail out
over enemy territory with nothing but a
flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a knife. He
drank the whiskey during the drop, then
landed in the middle of 20 Charlies. He shot
15, stabbed three, and killed the last two
with his bare hands.�
“What is the moral of that horrible
story?� yelps the mortified teacher.
“Stay away from Uncle Dave when heâ
€™s drinking.â€�

na ur type dey follow abuse nairaland, ode

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too
long, she becomes pregnant and they don't
know what to do. About nine months later,
just about the time she is going to give
birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a
prostate gland infection. The doctor says to
the woman,
"I know what we'll do. After I've operated
on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and
tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks.
"It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor
delivers the baby and then operates on the
priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest
and says, "Father, you're not going to
believe this.".
"What?" asks the priest, "what happened?".
"You gave birth to a child!".
"But that's impossible!" says the priest.
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor,
"it's a miracle! Here's your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest
realises he must tell his son the truth. One
day, he sits the boy down and says,
"Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not
your father." The son says,
"What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies,
"I am your mother. The archbishop is your
father.".

where zz d joke? Mumu