free2ryhme:
Police always swing into action dem be janguloaver ni

Stale media reporting jargon

raker300:
The rate Afonjas are dying these days...hmm.

At this rate, their population will be wiped out soonest.

Show some sympathy and say no to tribalism.

lozanni:


If the man is telling the truth about being blackmailed by the late lady, then his best approach would have been to confess to his wife about the extra-marital affair and plead for her forgiveness, that way the late lady's threat of blackmail would have no more effect on him. Imagine selling your house to satisfy a gold digger and blackmailer who will definitely come back with more outrageous demands.

That is one thing with blackmail; once the victim yields to the 1st demand, the blackmailer will keep making subsequent demands. It seldom ends with the 1st demand.

KingsoBabaTips:
Timaya Should have been a Banker ,

Why

Tonto this..... Tonto that


Maybe she has some NL mods in her payroll

I don't like to judge from one persons tale.

However, the lady is unreasonable for making such demands tantamount to blackmail.

The man is not only a murderer but a criminal. What is he doing with a double-barrel or is it licensed?

Drill more info from him cos he might be an armed robber.

The lady on the right is confused.

Why use a smiley to cover what you intentionally displayed.

I wouldn't mind participating in the junior category

One of the numerous political problems bedevelling the zoo is that elite animals prefer to position for leadership instead of jointly highlighting and addressing poor performance areas.


Packaging an old wine in a new bottle and forcing it down the throat of ignorant consumers.

Okanokan:
Kudos to the Armed Forces of Nigeria and to the Intellegence community for a job well handled. They have proven to better than the egg-head Nigeria Politicians, whose stock in trade is to create the crisis and then run out of the scene.

Intelligent and serious-minded security outfit don't go about releasing such data to the media.

Or you think those boko guys are not enjoying same internet service as you do?

Not surprised.

Entertainers has the biggest paycheck .

Behind them is politicians followed by militants.

Sounds like a scene from nollywood.
@OP have you considered a career in scriptwriting? I think you should give it a shot.

One of the reasons why I don't tune state owned media channels.
What you hear is not what it is in reality.

Heard pmb has been smuggled back to the villa...... how true?

Mehn na clergy work sure pass now

It takes grace to live in this part of the world.

Every Nigerian deserves a survival medal.

Moral:

Do not invest/ undertake any venture in a zoo if you don't have an indigenous zoo criminal as a business ally.

Oyibo dey craze walai.

Dem fit do anything for record sake

How come mariwana dealers in my hood generate rapid sales with

- strong customer unfriendly faces

- provide a stagnant product quality

- don't provide additional information aside body language and facial signs

- gat no chill to resolve any crap..... you will even be making cautious effort not to anger the seller

- remember wetin.... ?

- discount fire....

My MJ brodas will understand bera

All other reasons are essential save for loan of any form.

Take loan from a Nigerian bank at your peril.


The interest rates will give you sleepless nights.


The T&C's will escalate your blood pressure.


The collateral requirements are bigger than Goliath.


Borrow for production..... you are safe

Borrow for consumption..... you are B*h*ri

Let me reveal a little secret to job-hunters. The fastest way to receive is to give. It has worked and is still working.



Somewhere in Nigeria Efe is wondering how the money is remaining 100k.

Condom is one on the best inventions of mankind.

Imagine an indecent world without it. Hospitals and maternity facilities would have outnumbered churches and schools.

With the way his left hand is supporting the brezz, his signature will be longer than river nile.

OP this thread belongs to the JOKE Section.

Rrankdonga:
What has been named Matthew got to do with the mistake of an engineer?
This news update was edited by a Lazy person.

The thing weak me gan!

allrightsir:


they are not good period! anything processed is bad for you but especially at the development stage when the brain and other organs are forming. in a land blessed with an abundance of natural fruits and juices, the last thing you should give your children are products with sugar and artificial synthesized ingredients.


packaged noodles is also lethal in the long run, if you love your children stop giving them packages noodles!!!

If I should dissect your write-up you will either be shooting yourself on the foot or involuntarily allign your thoughts to my earlier statement.

Do not be in a rush to quote without reading and understanding.

They are good...... just know that too much of good turns bad.

Keep it moderate.

Neduzze5:
GTBank at Umuahia opposite FMC has gates and armed personnel as well.

Correct

I think it's because of the location (it is situated at a T-junction)

Not an easy decision now that young men want to get a ride to show they have arrived.

But if I have the finance for one, it will be channeled to getting a land. The benefits are numerous in the long-run.

greatiyk4u:
If not for Buhari, how would we have known all these sham

With all these revelations how has it improved the nations Per-capita income

lilytender:
Is there no single thing positive about Goatluck Jonaddaft and his gang of 40 thieves? What wasted years for Nigeria! Everything negative about this government was actually started by Goatluck and his wife the cantankerous grammarian sheppopo.

And we should continue to duel in the past? If all you alleged of the past administration is anything to go by.

What has the present dispensation done to remedy the situation?

TheSatanist:

How far

All good bro..... I sent you a pm