Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Saka 'da Port Master' With A Nairalander, His Look-Alike by plainmirror(m): 11:39am On May 21, 2013 |
[quote author=Gen. Orumov]Saka ko, kasa ni! He bears no resemblance with Saka at all! I'm sure when Saka was at the other guy in d picture's age, there wasn't desktop computers in existence then.[/quote Guy if Ʊ no dull,U̶̲̥̅̊я brain dull Kai ! |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Is Gay-confirmed 100% by plainmirror(m): 11:29am On May 21, 2013 |
No vex Una don chop dis ♏oºoяƞīИg |
Food › Re: The Price Of A Bottle Of Heineken Is Too High In Nigeria. Protest Here !!. by plainmirror(m): 8:40am On May 21, 2013 |
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass & think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer & let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver. |
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Stunts Drunkards Pull! by plainmirror(m): 8:37am On May 21, 2013 |
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass & think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer & let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver. |
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Food › Champagne Consumption In Naija by plainmirror(op): 1:45pm On May 19, 2013 |
SUFFERING AND SMILING : Nigeria Is The Second Highest Consumer Of Champagne In The World, Behind France . We dey pop champagne, pop pop pop pop, pop champagne – Cristal, Dom Pérignon and Moet et Chandon rosé! Nigerians love merriment and popping champagne, the ubiquitous French drink. According to UK’s “The Guardian” newspaper, Nigeria is the second highest in the world, second ONLY to France! At all the celebrity parties in Lagos, they always have champagne. And it has to be the finest, because these are the things that are important symbols here” says Genevieve magazine editor. At every elite event, the champagne has to be flowing, and how much champagne there is at your party determines whether you are bigger than the next celebrity. Sales of fizz in Nigeria hit $50m+ each year and IS rising! Nigerians spent 8billion naira on champagne alone in 2011! We are even ahead of rapid growth nations Brazil and China, and established markets such as the US and Australia. And the worrying part is it doesn’t even end here. Nigerians’ love of big spending has attracted growing attention in recent months. Last year figures revealed that Nigerian tourists in the UK are the fourth biggest foreign spenders, ringing up an average £500 (N115,000) in each shop where they make purchases – four times what the average UK shopper spends. Someone just had to say that: Nigerians’ unhealthy enthusiasm for anything foreign or imported is a plague that continues to pull the country back into this sort of wasteful expenditure, … these figures reveal the profligacy that is offensive, if not obscene.” Or what do you think? Should this ‘wasteful’ spending continue or should we make it stop?! |
Gaming › Re: Nairabet Wonders Unveiled by plainmirror(op): 3:39pm On May 18, 2013 |
Virtual football is a premier in bet365 and †нэ odds ® quite lucrative. Pm me via plainmirrorr@yahoo.com 4 more tips and guide. |
Celebrities › Re: Between P Square And Mikel Obi Who Is The Richest? by plainmirror(m): 2:34pm On May 18, 2013 |
Una don chop dis ♏oºoяƞīИg ? |
Celebrities › Re: Between P Square And Mikel Obi Who Is The Richest? by plainmirror(m): 2:22pm On May 18, 2013 |
[quote author=K-twice]To my own opinion i thought the duo of p square ar richer than mikel obi[/quote]Watch U̶̲̥̅̊я grammar mr man. |
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by plainmirror(m): 2:05pm On May 18, 2013 |
Note dat †нэ moment Ʊ attach doz numerous critic corrections 2 U̶̲̥̅̊я storyline,it will ♍aKƸ̵ it look very much diluted and asuch deviates from †нэ point of view we fans see 'man wey dey reason'.thereby makin' it look more or fiction/ochestrated story.
Therefore ℓ advice Ʊ 2 kip it RAW cos it depicts an unscripted daily event.
Urs plainfully PLAINMIRROR 2 Likes |
Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Shot By Armed Robbers Three Times But Still Alive by plainmirror(m): 12:39pm On May 18, 2013 |
♍aKƸ̵ a line lyk *3 shots cudn't drop me,ℓ took it a smell* 2pac shakur |
Politics › Re: Troops To Launch Air Strikes On Boko-Haram by plainmirror(m): 9:25am On May 17, 2013 |
Tym will tell beta No b 4 mouth
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Education › Re: JAMB Gets 7-days Ultimatum To Release Scripts For Remarking or face the court. by plainmirror(m): 8:06pm On May 16, 2013 |
MEDICINE AFTER DEATH |
Food › Re: Tallest Cake In Africa By Tosan by plainmirror(m): 7:57pm On May 16, 2013 |
@ a time eeeh Unu n'ako ririri |
Politics › Re: Will NTA Ever Improve Their Pictures? by plainmirror(m): 11:00am On May 16, 2013 |
If Ʊ ask me..... Na who ℓ go ask......? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Things You Need To Stop Doing To Yourself by plainmirror(m): 4:57pm On May 15, 2013 |
Stop stopping @ bus-top
*rythm* |
Celebrities › Re: I Got My First Kiss From Desmond Elliot’ – Nollywood Actress by plainmirror(m): 2:36pm On May 15, 2013 |
Half paint of garri z still #250
*jhus sayn* |
Health › Re: Eat More Insects - UN To Starving People by plainmirror(m): 1:58pm On May 15, 2013 |
Ndi ala @ Ʊ.N
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by plainmirror(m): 9:46pm On May 14, 2013 |
Flow no let ♍aKƸ̵ devil reason U̶̲̥̅̊я matter local
ℓ need update abeg. ℓ wan laff small
STILL Ʊ FLOAT *past patipeople of flow* 1 Like |
Family › Re: Do You Remember Wearing Cortina Shoes ? by plainmirror(m): 5:29pm On May 14, 2013 |
LesbianBoy: Like this comment if you wore 'kito' sandals back in the days! Btw ® Ʊ a lesbian? *ajuju* |
Celebrities › Re: Photos: OMG! Pretty Nollywood Actress Goes Mad? (photos) by plainmirror(m): 4:54pm On May 14, 2013 |
Ndi ara Lele Lekwa ha Ha choirim Ʊ no dey Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ me
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Celebrities › Re: Former Miss Universe Spotted Without A Bra (photo) by plainmirror(m): 4:38pm On May 14, 2013 |
Sowi miss 'Universe' Ʊ can't have it all. Ʊ gat †нэ looks, Anoda lady gat †нэ endowments.
Such is life (C'est la vie) |
Celebrities › Re: Mark Zuckerberg: 28 Little-known Facts by plainmirror(m): 4:15pm On May 14, 2013 |
New Post (Plainmirror: 28 Little-known Facts) |
Food › Re: 7 Dangerous Acts After A Meal by plainmirror(m): 4:08pm On May 14, 2013 |
Story story ........? |
Car Talk › Re: Flying Car Crashes In Canada (Pictures) by plainmirror(m): 4:04pm On May 14, 2013 |
Aero-car
Sounds lyk 'Tales by moonlight' |
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Is The New Ambassador For Bank Of Industry by plainmirror(m): 3:45pm On May 14, 2013 |
ℓ see you ma nigga
Biko no flaunt illiminati signs 4 dere Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo |
Politics › Re: Comedy Unlimited: Rochas Builds Freedom Square For Ventilation Of Anger by plainmirror(m): 12:59pm On May 07, 2013 |
*shakes ma head*
†нэ devil Ʊ know is beta than †нэ angel Ʊ dnt. Dats aLL |
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by plainmirror(m): 10:07pm On May 06, 2013 |
flow1759: I got no issues with you also. And i wish you the best too.
I too didn't want to say anymore initially, but I will just add one more thing.
That thing is that you are proud.
Must you tell everyone that you went to a professional critic? Make dem clap for u na.
I might have even gone to Wole Soyinka himself to go through my work, but must i say it out for all to hear.
Good knows that there is no critic that can make me cry, even if na Wole Soyinka sef. Instead i will smile at such critic and go back to the drawing board.
Yes, i want to take writing seriously albeit i studied the wrong course in the University courtesy of JAMB, but that wouldn't make me start living my life on the fast lane of Negativity because i am being criticized.
Do you know, u have never pointed out the mistakes in my writing for me to learn from, all u have been saying is that i should accept corrections. Where are the corrections?
I studied Physics for pete's sake, and not English. And the last time i checked, Physics is purely science and English is Art. You might be a Masters holder in English, good and fine, but don't be a Monopoly of Knowledge. Let us learn from you Mrs Grammarian.
Have you ever corrected me Mrs Grammarian? You are practically living like an Island.
Am not trying to take you to the cleaners, i am just telling you what i see in you.
PS: To the fans of Flow and Ishilove, this is not beef, it is more of literature Vendetta.
STILL I FLOW. Hmmm hhmm *clears throat* Ishilove (plaintiff) ℓ grant Ʊ bail in dis case,bt provision of 2 eligible literature oga's as sureties z paramount. Flow aka 1759 shud b discharged asap wit no bail tag. *****************CASE DISMISSED*************** |
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by plainmirror(m): 2:48pm On May 06, 2013 |
flow1759: Since you ain't full of Yourself. Tell me, if you were in my shoes you would say "Thank you" to that guy's insultive quote?
Haba! E just be like say make person curse ur Papa and u say "Thank You". And don't tell me that is maturity, that is simply s'tupidity.
You said i need some lessons in Humility. Madam, i dey read your thread oh, ur response to critics is not that "HOLY" as you claim.
Am not full of myself, am just trying to be what i am. No pretence. Flow can never be Ishilove and Ishilove can never be Flow. Thats the fact.
Just because my story painted me as being a s'turborn boy and yours painted you as being a calm Lady(that is if it was non fiction) doesn't show that i need a lesson in humility.
The guy mentioned ur username that was why you found ur username in my response. Even if he is ur die hard fan doesn't make him to start beefing me, wetin i do am?
Common Madam, so you expected me to take what that guy said with a pinch of salt? Haba!
Lemme sight this as a case study; GEJ and OBJ, are their leading style the same? You should answer that, that is if you have a little knowledge of Nigerian politics.
Me and you no fit be the same. You wey dey say i need humility, i fit get that Humility pass you for real life oh. Thats the funniest part of the whole thing.
I am myself, both in real life and in Nairalander as a writer. So u better do the same, it will help you. Stop the faking.
We ain't quarelling but i can tell you are more interested in the bad part of someone's writing than in the Brighter side. That goes a long way to show why you hardly read other people's stories onlike the rest of us writers in Nairaland. So tell me now, between you and I who needs Humility more?
THATS ALL. Strongly seconded by plainmirror. Ishilove ℓ think Ʊ shud watch U̶̲̥̅̊я words b4 Ʊ spit it out. Humility iz a physical virtue/attribute and not abstract.Ʊ dnt xpect it 2 b expressed in writing.Do U̶̲̥̅̊я thing ♍aKƸ̵ flow do e own thing,untop notin stop b arguing and posing.ishilove is ishilove,flow is flow. Bera use U̶̲̥̅̊я head Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo . PS: flow no mynd her na beef (some days ® lyk dat) 3 Likes |
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by plainmirror(m): 9:29am On May 04, 2013 |
Mazi Ʊ ® a monster. Indirectly encouraging promiscuosity all in †нэ name of entertainin' blind and unsuspecting readers. Henceforth ℓ un-follow dis thread.
Too much of evrything is bad. 1 Like |
Celebrities › Re: Talented Celebrities That Refused To Drop-Out From School by plainmirror(m): 8:59pm On May 03, 2013 |
†нэ list is incomplete. Where is plainmirror |