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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS TOTALLY WRONG TO SHAPE OR TRY TO SHAPE A BABYS' HEAD BECAUSE IN THE PROCESS OF DOING DAT THE CEREBELLUM AND MEDULLA OBLONGATA MIGHT GET DAMAGED AND JAMMED UP, ITS TOTALLY WRONG AND CALLOUS FOR ANY IDIOT TO DO THAT

ITS NO SURPRISE DAT SOMEONE IN THIS AGE AND TIME CAN OPEN THEIR STANK AND SAY DAT IT IS A YORUBA CULTURE TO SHAPE BABIES HEAD, HAHAHAH
DAT ONLY GOES A LONG WAY TO SHOW THE LEVEL OF ILLITERACY IN UR LIFE.

PLEASE ITS TOTALLY WRONG.

dating a cultist outta LOVE is fine but when u dat a cultist just for the fact dat he is a bad boi and shit, then sorry 4 ur life

i was with all em 2.2 boiz all my years in college and belive me all those ladies dat flock around em they call em EWU!!(GOAT) OR WHISKY(DOG)

soooo sorry ooooo!!!!!!

TO GAMINE

wat do u mean by ''pankere level'',
why can't u ladies ever work for urselves but instead y'all always depend on a guy to get everything for u,
, engagement ring is not marriage,she should have just accepted it but refuse marriage till he gets to atleast a higher level in life,


PLEAS CUT UR CLOTH ACCORDING TO UR SIZE COS CONTENT IS NATURAL WEALTH WHILE GREED IS ARTIFICIAL POVERTY.

THIS IS HILARIOUS BUT IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL TODAY AND SHE GETS PREGNANT THE NEXT DAY??

I got em
Get em.
My namr is playahp and I get it

please all the producers should post the name and address of their recording studio on the thread

yeah,i guess wat happend has happened and cant be changed, i doubt if i can ever forget wat happend but i have totally forgiven her and got no hard feeling,
the only way to really get back at those who hurt u is by forgiving them cos if u forgive them and act like nuttin happend u will leave them guessin why did this guy not retaliate after everthing i have done to him and shit

I NEED A PRODUCER TO HELP ME KICK START MY MUSICAL CAREER BUT MY CONFIDENCE IS QUITE LOW COS I FEEL I WOULDNT REALLY BE ACCEPTED,
SOOOO ALL I JUST NEED IS AN UNDERSTANDING AND ENCOURAGING PRODUCER TO HELP ME UP AIIGHT,

NA because U BE HAUSA
UNA TOOO MUMU AND IM SURE AN IBO GIRL WILL NOT WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH A STUPID MALLAM,
GO AND BEG ON THE STREET COS DATZ WHERE U BELONG, HAHAHAHA

NOW THIS ONE IS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION TO THOSE OF US DAT EVER HAD A TRAUMATIC RELATIONSHIP,


WAT WAS THE WORST QUALITY UR EX HAD AND WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM/HER



[i][/i] THIS IS MY OWN TRUE LIFE STORY.

i broke up with mine cos she was double dating and actually fixed a wedding date with the other guy but was just dating me to get more money for the wedding,
it was after i found out dat d pieces started fitting into the puzzle,
dat was wen i realised that she had just been playing me and the most remarkable was the time dat she lied to me dat she needed my assistance to open up a new boutique and i gave her some cash but i never got to see the boutique cos wenever i asked her bout it she said that she invested it in the stock market sooo dat the money would grow and maybe she can open a big boutique and a restaurant,
when i found out and confronted her she was speechless,
dat was one of the toughest moment of my life cos i just wanted to loose my self control but somehow i managed to scale through without anyone getting hurt and for a moment i just felt like oohhh GOD is this me,
i wanted to ruin her wedding by telling her other guy dat she been double dating and stealing but i asked myself wat is the use
she FOOLED me and yeah i was blind but i shouldnt ruin her chance of getting married AND somehow i managed to Attend their wedding and wish her well in my mind,
i wish her welll(haaa, even God would find it hard 2 forgive), they had their second child last month,

u see this shitz making me feel reallly bad,

ALL OF UNA DEY MADDDDDDDDD
there is totally nuttin wrong with the text of u look at it from an innocent mind,
it all depends on ur upbringing, some of u here were groomed and caned like dogs when you were lil while others where tot to express the way they feel without hiding it,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ITS JUST A TEXT MESSAGE

hmmm, well money aint the issue in my relationship cos i long as im concerned i dont lack anything and i can afford anything i want soooo money aint no shit but ive learnt dat it aint everybody dat money can make happy, but atleast appreciation should be shown to the lil dat i do but hellll noooooooo, u girls are almost all the same, demand for more and more and never caring the fucking source,

OKAY HERE IS MA CONTRIBUTION :

IF THE SITUATION IS IN A FAMILY,

-men are naturally egotistical and they tend to feel that there position as the HEAD OF THE FAMILY is being threatened especially wen the woman is the bread winner or wayyyy smarter, nooo it aint the ladies fault but she should try to tone it done, yeah i know dat sounds selfish but im not speaking for myself cos im speaking for those men who dont understand,

advise to the ladies - try to appreciate the lil shits dat ur spouse does,
if he buys a groundnut for u today,tell him how dat peanut is soooo special and shiny and i can assure u hez gonna get 3 for u 2morrow,

getting married is easy
but its not easy to stay married,
it taaaaaaakes a whole lotta patience for different habits to conform and suit each other



TO MEN
-love ur woman
- no selfish
- if ur wife is 70% good and 30% bad then concentrate on the 70% good and overlook the 30% bad,

remember she takes care of the kids(dat u cant do)
cooks
and dooo all the doooozz sooooo plllssssssss once a while show appreciation by saving ur 12months salary and take her out to somewhere really special,

MY POINT IS DAT IM FUCKING TIRED AND NEED SOME REST, ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM TIRED OF BEING PRESSURED,


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IF IT WASNT 1 AM I WOULD HAVE SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMM Bleep KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK REALLLLLL HARD IF DAT WOULD EASE MA FUCKING STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I HAIL ALL MY FELLOW MEN COS IT AINT EASY

WE WORK
WE CARTER FOR THE FAMILY
WE Bleep AND ALWAYS TRY TO IMPROVE
WE DO ALL JUST TO IMPRESS DAT LADY
AND IN THE END SHE COMPLAINS OVER A NON-ISSUE


IF URE WORKING REALLY HARD TRYING TO PUT THINGS TOGETHER AND UR WIFE KEEPS NAGGING U OR SOME LADY PLEAS LOOOOOK HERRRR IN THE EYEEEEEESSSSS AND TELL HER TO Bleep OFFFFFF,

OKAY IM IN A REALLY TERRIBLE MOOOD AT THIS MOMENT AND I THINK DIZ DA BEST WAY I CAN XXPRESS MY SELF WITHOUT LOSING ALOT

OKAY HERE IMA MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BTW BAD GUYS AND GOOD GUYS

- GOOD GUYS WILL NOT CHEAT ON U,BAD GUYS WILL
- SOME GOOD GUYS ARE NOT BIBLE FANATIC, ALL BAD AINT
- GOOD GUYS CAN BE QUIET AND COOL HEADED(SOME ARE GREGARIOUS) BUT BAD GUYS ARE GREGARIOUS
- GOOD GUYS TAKE RESPONSIBILITY,BAD GUYS BLAME YOU FOR THEIR ACTION AND IF U ACCIDENTALLY GET PREGNANT THEN 4GET IT COS UR ON UR OWN

- GOOD GUYS MIGHT NOT BE THE MOST EXCITING BUT THEY HAVE LISTENING EARS AND ARE DELICATE BUT THE BAD GUYS CAN LISSEN BUT GETTING TO THE BRAIN AND ASSIMILATED IS THE PROBLEM

GOOD GUYS GET LEVEL AND SOME NA OUTRIGHT MUMU!!!!!!!

THE CHOICE IS URS

NAWEE U PLAY TOOOO MUCH GRAND THEFT AUTO GAME
PLEASE CUT DOWN AND LIVE IN THE FUCKING REAL WORLD OKAY, FAKE MAN,
WAT HAVE U ACHIEVE DAT SOMEONE ERE HAS'NT ACHIEVED X2 HUH!!
PLEASE TELL US WAT U HAVE ACHIEVED AND D STREET U LIVE IN SOOOO WE CAN KNOW WHO RUNS SHIT THERE AND HOW MUCH U EARN, WHO KNOWS!!!!!,MA WARDROBE ALLOWANCE MIGHT BE BIGGER THAN UR SOOOO CAAAAALLLLLLLEEEDDD BIG CASH

im kinda really busy and i love taking my leave(3 months) during december period so i can have a long time to spend with my family and friends and probably see the world soo i intend taking her to somewhere quite coooool but since u said i should do it now(maybe 2morrow)
i think ima take a leave from work as soon as possible, hmmmm

I TOT THE LADIES WOULD UNDERSTAND BETTER,IF ONLY U HAD THE KINDA GIRL I HAVE THEN U WOULD BE ASKING HOW U CAN DO EVEN MORE THAN BEING A HUMAN BEING,
SHEEEEEEEE GRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

okay,i think ima start by buying novels but arrgggggg,
i wanna do something big this christmas,

WHY DID U OPEN THIS IF URE NOT A GIRL
DUHHH!!!!!!
ANYWAY THE QUESTION I WANTED TO ASK ALL THE GIRLS AND MAMMAS ON NAIRALAND IS WAT REALLY CAN I DO TO TRICK A GIRL OUT, I MEAN LIKE I DONT WANNA LOSE HER BUT THE ONLY THING SHE ASKED ME TO BUY 4 HER WAS A NOVEL AND I HAVENT DONE DAT, HAHAHA, I RARELY HAVE TIME TO DO DAT BUT I WANNA MAKE UP FOR THAT BY DOING SOMETHING FOR HER THIS CHRISTMAS, I NEEED SUGGESTIONS FROM GUYS AND GIRLS

ALL OF UNA PAPA, its not hard to get a chick and i created this topic just to reach out to all those who have to cram to approach a girl and dem shy ones, please yall can just add a thing or two OKAAAY not comment one wat i said and besides check out for my forthcoming album its comin up sometime next year and ima distribute it free to all nairalanders just to get their opinion b4 hitting d mainstream.

ohhh actually its a Indecency movie