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hahahah, do u think i can just be like dat, hahahahahah,
nooooo there are lots of things to say like,

- i tot we in dry season cos ure blazing hot baby

- ask for an autograph and if she asks why then be like cos u tot she was miss Nigeria or miss world(she is gonna blush and say thank u and there u have ur start)

- then u can be like since ure d uncrown miss Nigeria can i get to meet u soo dat wen u eventually become one i can boast to ma friends dat i once had a chance to speak with her one v one

but it all depends on where u meet the person, the easiest place to chike is in the club,

WAT FEATURES IN MEN TURN LADIES ON
LADIES PLS COMMENT

yeah just like the topic say,all we do ere is to put down lines dat we use wen chiking, hahah

sometimes i be like u outshine everything around ere and dat is why i came to sit with u, hahah

u know wat comes into ur wifes fone is not her fault but is wat she sends dat should really bother u, any idiot might want to cause trouble in ur marriage or maybe a wrong number, just b matured and gently ask ur wife to cut all ties with the person since dat person is a form of temptation dat might eventually lead to infidelity if nat checked,

convenant is just a school for those dat cant pass jamb and post jamb and asides dat the children of the proprietor are outta d country and ure here thinking ure in skool,
convenant is not recognised internationally,'TOO BAD'

the skool is just a glorified primary skool but the only thing dat is left is for the teachers to use canes on u pple,
if u go to convenant u will be surprised at the way they are treated like animals, they all act like robots, STUPID SKOOOL

THE ADMISSION LIST IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
supplementary aint out yet but pls its necessary for you pple to be around the skool now becos im in ENUGU but i'll be in skool soon.
PLLLLS BE IN SKOOL.



JOEL IF U EVER GET TO READ ALSO START BRACING UR SELF AND PACKING UR BAG TO BE AROUND SKOOL

SHOPPING FORM IS 5,000 UNLESS THE PRICE HAS CHANGED

greetings to anybody aspiring to be in UNN(university of nigeria nnsukka)

here are some important things you should know

1) Admission list is not out yet.
2) Your jamb and post-ume score will be added and divided the 2
3)You can shop for a lesser course in the the same departmert and if you make an "A"  u can switch back to the course you wanted to do.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS VISIT THE SCHOOL AND VISIT THE P.R.O.(public relation officer)

N.B.  the general school cut off for last year was 160 but since they are going to add jamb and post-UME,i don't know what the general cut off for this year is going to be but i think its BTW 160 to 170 and please you people should get yourself around the school to keep yourself informed.

YOU ARE FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTION.
I want this to be an interactive forum.

i know some of us ere know how to rap but writting it down aint gonna make no difference, some of us ere are the future of nigerian rap music and dat is why im gonna ask anybody dat is interested to make a bum ass rap song to contact me soo dat we can work together and hit the waves, master level in a cool record studio is 10,000
i can get half and ure gonna bring half,
contact me on AK-CAMIO@YAHOO.COM

bone smasher in da building
im contestant number wat

hey flowshow,u call ur self flowshow
maiiiiiinee ima cal ya a muthafucking slowmo
u aint got ur shit locked or fucking ryhmes tite
all u wanna do is represent d shit dat i am
wanna battle SON,go learn how to ryme
u dont come around barking like a dawg
cos guess wat we'yll know youse a cat
so dont come ere frontin cos youse a FAD!!!!!!!

first of all ima address some issues here

MEDICINE CUT OFF - 260
ECONOMICs - 240
PHARMARCY - 260
ACCOUNTANCY - 230

the performance of candidates this year was aweful and really poor and that is wat has been delaying the skool from releasin the result because the exam. board want UR DAMNED score to be added with ur jamb then divided by 2 to get the average,
dat is gonna help some pple and dat is gonna bring some pple down
pls if u really must contact me on anything involving skool HIT ME ON ME EMAIL
chatwithpaul91@yahoo.com
to be honest, the chances of those that scored blow 200 is bleek especially if ure on hot courses like the one listed above but u can come and visit the skool(d sooner d better) and find out wat u can do, i mean like the courses u can do with ur score
and so far i have 14 pple asking me to help them but only a few scored above 200, so i bet u know wat dat means, i'll do my best and leave the rest dat is why i DONT ASK FOR ANYTHING TILL U HAMMER UR ADMISSION


4 does of u dat score 130 and the like, start preparing for next year
but pls make sure u do something practical with ur life cos dat might just be where ur creator wants u to b, education can open doors but talent can open doors and windows

4 does of u dat scored 160, u can shop for other courses with lower cut off in the same department, if u dooooo xxxxxxxxtreeeeeeeemely well in that lesser course than u can make a switch to the course u originally wanted to do.
E.g. a candidate dat didnt meet the cut off for medicine can do micro-biology(if his cut off is up to MB).

have i made my self clear to all of u, if u want to contact me use the fucking e-mail(i will reply)

JOEL i need u to send dat info. to ma E.mail.

also the school offers pre-degree courses(UNN AND UNILAG)

*pls read carefully cuz if u buzz ma line im gonna blast u*

i love big women,
like soul E wife
they are the real women not the skinny bones that we have Nowadays
HOW MANY OF US HAVE A SKINY MOTHER?

OH BOI NA TRUEoooo!!!!!!!!!
sometime ago i was at silverbird galleria and i felt soooo out of place, i mean like everybody looked soooooo damn good and Behind dat i felt like i was in aristophales
but the funny thing is dat there are bigger and better malls outta this country but na soooo,
make we dey form dey go.

hi pple

just be nice to everybody and i bet dat d guy is gonna take notice, okay speaking 4 ma self i reeeeeaaaaaaly like nice girls