₦airaland Forum

NOO URE WRONG,
beauty aint based on looks but on character,
FINEESS IS BASED ON LOOKS.

what do yall call your better half,
my neighbour calls his wife mumu while the wife calls him useless man,
sooo wat do yall call ur spouse??

PLEASE MY FELLOW NAIRA LANDERS DOES ANY OF U KNOW ANYPLACE CALLED WAREHOUSE IN COMPUTER VILLAGE
I HEARD THINGS ARE SOLD THERE FOR WHOLESALE PRICE AND REALLY CHEAP

MY GUY GOT A LAPPIE FOR 80 GRAND

IN-BUILT CAM.
INBUILT SPEAKERS AND MICROPHONE
6 CELL BATTERY
1 GB RAM
120 GB HARD DISK

omg, i no fit shout,

please does anybody know where this warehouse is located?

i feel sorry for all of u saying that she aint meant to be in love,

if only God rewarded pple according to their hard work then u and i would be paupers and pple like her will be millionaires,

MUMU datz wat u are.

i think i cant say that word partly becos of my upbringing and partly becos i dont know why,

God forbid but if the girl is really nice,gives me good sex and acts right then hell yeah, but i still doubt myself though.

i think i woulda go answer the dooor first, not that i want to but u know i cant concentrate when someone is making some loud random noise on ma door

wat if the person was really banging on ur door,
i find it hard to strap wen my concentration is being shattered,

wat will u do if u were in cloud 9 with ur spouse,dugging it out and hitting it but wait, someone is persistently knocking on the door, will u go check out the person or just ignore d disturbance completely and continue dugging it out.

i find it hard to say d PHRASE I LOVE U,
its a major draw back to me but i can't really be blaimed,
i have never heard my dad say it to my mom not to talk of him taking her out.

i feel really uneasy saying it, NOT SHY.

I AM NOT A SEXIST, i just feel that the shout for gender equality is overrated bullshit cos women feel they arent getting enough, infact it can never be enough , na-ah, tooo bad.

please when are we gonna stop admiring theifs,
most guys complain dat their shit is not enough and envies thy neighbourz shit without knowing how hiz neighbour got it,

we admire criminals and make em guest of honour,

yep yep this shouldnt be in romance section but i just love it when pple read this and see its not actually wat they wanted to see.

AND THERE ARE ALSO JOBS MEN CANT DO

yes and yes, women cry out for gender equality but are they up to it, physically or mentally, women are meant to excel in areas mean for them whiile men are meant to excel in areas meant for them

HONESTLY THERE ARE JOBS THAT A WOMAN CANT DO,
i dont wanna name them cos some insecure ladies might be offended

asmoke weed

SOMETIMES I LAUGH WHEN I HEAR LADIES CRYING OUT FOR GENDER EQUALITY,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THEY WERE MADE OUT OF A RIB FROM MEN,


not that men should maltreat or abuse women though.

Africa has been blessed with alot of natural resources but we have been cursed with mismanagement and greediness.

- IT IS ONLY IN AFRICA THAT WAR AND ETHNIC VIOLENCE BREAKS OUT WHEN EVER RESOURCES ARE DISCOVERED, its appalling.

50 CENT CALLS HIMSELF INDUSTRY HOZ FUCKERS

sooo i think this one might just be one of the industry hoe dat hiz gonna Bleep soon,

but damn dat niggaz rich

FOR U TO ASK IF A 75,000 WEDDING DRESS IS TOO MUCH THEN I GUESS URE GUY EITHER COMPLAINED OR DOESNT KNOW BOUT IT YET and u just wanna know if its too much 4 him to carry.

yes a 75,000 dress is quite much if its gonna add alot to ur budget,

WHERE CAN I GET THE BESTEST OF BESTEST SALOON IN LAGOS WITH SAUNA BATH?
PLEEAS YALL SHOULD HELP ME WITH DIS,


IM TRYING TO IMPRESS

let me define wat girls mean wen they say they want a God fearing man,

1) they just want some guy dat wouldnt cheat on em but will allow em to come back by 2.am or any time they like
2) a guy dat will be their dummy,


women una wahala tooo much


P.S. THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION

BEING SKINNY DOES NOT MEAN URE HEALTHY,
AS A MATTER OF FACT,MOST SKINNY PPLE DIE EARLIER THAN THE PLUMP PPLE COS THEY DONT WATCH WAT THEY EAT COS THEY FEEL THEY ARE SKINNY,
SKINNY PPLE MIGHT LOOK SKINNY AND ALL BUT WAT REALLY COUNTS IS THE CHOLESTEROL LEVEL IN THE PERSON, IF THE CHOLESTEROL LEVEL IS REALLY HIGH(which is the case in the skiiny pple) THEN THAT PERSON SHOULD MAKE RESEARCH AND FIND OUT THE TYPE OF LOW CHOLESTEROL FOOD TO EAT.

I HAVE A FRIEND DAT IS REALLY SKINNY AND ANOTHER THAT WAS FAT BUT NOT TOO FAT,
AND WEN WE WENT FOR OUR MONTHLY CHECKUP WE DISCOVERED DAT THE SKINNY GUY HAD AN ALARMING CHOLESTEROL LEVEL AND THAT IS WHY I TOT I SHOULD ADVISE THE LEPAZ

ALL OF U JUST DEY CALL GOD THIZ AND GOD DAT, HOW MANY OF U ACTUALLY LOVE HIM, HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!!