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fstranger1:
The modern English alphabet is a Latin-based alphabet consisting of 26 letters– the same letters that are found in the Basic modern Latin alphabet

You better keep quiet before you embarrass yourself even further

Take your own advice, stop typing since you did not even know that  English language was first written in the Anglo-Saxon futhorc runic alphabet

The alphabet you type in has its origin in Latin, not English

Will you stop criticizing Patience and go learn your something about your so called "English Alphabet." You can start from here, buddy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_alphabet

So you know all this and you are still on Patience Jonathan's team to teach her English language?

Who is talking about her constitutional right? We are talking about what she represent here. If you think it is not important, then why were you all crying over Tu-fuce's babies issue while Tu-face is even a no-man to this your patience woman.

@ Rhino

Chinese people doesnt have to understand English because it is not their official language. Plus there are more than 3 billion people speaking Chinese and that's more than 3 quarter of the world's population. If you find a chinese speaking english language, its only a plus to him/her, so say something else my friend.

And it seems most of you guys have forgotten that we are talking about a first lady here. First lady of over 150 million people, is she crazy? her supporters, are you all in sane? My mom could get away with that. She could get away with it being Goodluck Jonathan's wife (if she wants to be Goodluck's wife, let her cook and wait for him in the state house) but she sure can not get away with it being the First lady.

Alright Kids, Listen up. If you are one of those people that says you are alright with that silly scene on Youtube, please SLAP yourself real hard. Alright good.

I need to start by saying  "shame on Nigerian ladies". Look at your first lady. Is this the best you can produce? The position of a first lady is one that all girls dream of, now the question is, is Patient or na Patience Jonathan be her name, is she the type of person you want to grow to become?

A first lady is suppose to be the representative of all the female species in a country and here is your representative speaking and reading English like a 3 years old. It is highly pathetic. Sometimes it makes me doubt the competency of her husband. She has all the resources to herself and yet no improvement.

Lets not forget, she was once the second lady of bayelsa, then the first lady of bayelsa, then the first lady of Nigeria, damn,  are there no English language and etiquette teachers in Nigeria? Or is she just too dumb to improve on herself? And to those of you who says, its none of anybody's business, it's either you are silly or completely not-so-smart. The other day she was on the TV and my white friends were calling me up to come and see "My first lady" on the tv, i was so ashamed. One even asked me why was she speaking in Nigerian laguage when she is in the USA. I just smile and say, she is speaking English. I was so so ashamed.

Have you noticed the way the minister of woman affairs always look at her whenever they are together? To the sensible ones here, what do you think would be going on in your mind if you are in a meeting with your so called first lady and she is reading like this? Wouldn't you wish you could slap her or something? Or wouldn't you say to yourself you could do better?

And yet some of you come here and same some poo. Let her represent Nigeria very well, lest all this whitey people look lower down on us than they already do.

Sometimes, some people just need to shut the gob. Like someone called him proudlynaija, he dey uk dey work for warehouse pay alot tax to the queen and bills and left with 50 pounds after a month and no fit send money to naija, come here dey talk bull sh!t. When he dey naija, for hin life he no pay any tax or bill. Na people like him dey tap light from pole, spoil transformer, come here now dey talk sh.t

Let people who are in the country talk about this, dont sit down in your 10 boys-1 room apartment in the uk and start saying sh.t about naija here.

First off, for you to think that posting her pictures on the web is the best way to get back at her suggests that you are kid or new in the game.

Now this is how to go about the pay back. This has worked for me. I "smell" one girl i was fucking might be fucking another guy i know and at the time she was kinda into me. so i decided to teach her a lesson.

What I did was simple. I first work on my own lapses. That is I made some changes (translation, i stepped my game up). So i decided i was going to use the whole of the following week to pay her back.

The week came, early monday morning, went to the car wash, clean myself up and head to the nearest university. I hung out with couple of boys in the school. We chat about girls and made some of them to hook me up. So i got 2 fine girls through that and later that same evening, i got 2 other girls on my own. So my tools was set for the pay back.

One thing is, you can't have 4 new beautiful girls and still be thinking about her at that moment and secondly, 1 out of those 4 girls would be so desperate she wouldn't be able to wait till you call her, so you can be sure that for the whole week, you will be on the phone receiving and calling girls. There is no way, your gf wouldn't be aware of that, especially now that you are doing it glaringly.

Women can't take that for long. Especially with the way you are cleaning up lately and the kind of exciting mood that comes with dating new girls. she'll def be thinking that you have moved on, now she is in trouble. Keep that mood for 3 days (remember you only want to do the whole punishment for 7 days if you still love the girl and if you dont love her any more, keep reading.)

Day 4, take the most beautiful of those 4 girls out on a date and make sure the venue is very near to where your gf or her friends will see you (Make sure atleast 2 of her friends see you with the girl, if she no see you). They will definitely tell her.

Day 5, she must call you. Na must! She will say she wants to come, tell her you are going out and you cant see her. Day 5 you can go out with one of the 4 girls again. But at night, make sure you find good "Jeddi" joint, drink ham well and buy "Take Away", go home and sleep.

Day 6, In the morning, Drink from the take away Jeddi you bought and expect your phone to ring cos your girlfriend must call. Na must. Tell her you want to go out but if she can make in 5 minutes, she fit come make she come talk wetin she wan talk. No doubt she go come. If she want talk about ham, just dey walk around the house and make sure she dey follow you about, going from one room to the other with "frawn" on your face.

Later, tell her you don't want to talk about it. Then start unbuttoning her, at the time she go dey look you with shock, then start romancing her till you are ready to f.ukk. Now have it in mind that this is not a "Make Up Sex" but a "Purnishment Sex" and thats the essence of the Jeddi you've been taking since yesterday. Now F.ukk her mercilessly and keep a straight face while doing it. F.uck her like sey you dey beat your worst enemy, so you know the f.ukk must be long ( don't worry, you'll be able to do it with the help of the Jeddi). Now after cumming, dont wait to do all that cuddling sh.t just stand up and dress and tell her you want to go out.

Keep the girls and sex punishment up for like the next 5 sex sections, if she no apologize for cheating on you, call me bastard.

Now the break down and meaning of what you have done psychologically, (Remember, to every action, there is always an equal and opposite reaction)

1.(Her action) She only cheated cos she is now feeling bored around you or she found someone she feel is better than you are and needs to quickly test drive the guy and still keep you incase what she sees from the guy is not what she gets

(Your Reaction) You have shown her that any slightest time she leaves you, you are straight-up jumping on other girls that are way better than herself.

She has seen that there so many other beautiful girls out there waiting for you to leave her for them, now she'll want to guard her relationship.

Now, with you telling her you want to go out and all, she will feel like you are sliding away from her and will want to make it up, while the surprising sex tells her that you have taken her for a 'intimacy gadget' now or you think all she want is she now and you have given it to her. (But if you don't love her anymore, this is your end point, you completely keep her as your sex dump)

Now to the Roughness of the f.ukk, there is 2 meaning to that. (a) She will fell like, now you Bleep her like just any other girl out there and (b) at the same time, she'll like it (the sex i mean) and think, oh, so he can do it like that too.

Why i said you should do it for the next 5 f.ukk section is, so that she wouldn't think that one just happened accidentally. And she will be forced to appologise remorsefully cos now she has gotten from you what she tot you couldn't do (or it has been a long time you did it like that) and now you are still not happy with her. She want you to keep up the tempo of the f.ukk like that and be happy with her, hence the apology.

Damn, am typing too much. Go and apply his simple step and come back with your result. I need to go out now.

bad girl, so na wowo guys you dey prey on now? Nice one, i go put that in mind.

No matter how dumb or wise your advices are, girls will always do what is in their mind. Anyway, since i understand girls very well, i will from a bad guy sense of it advice that you "f.uckk him real quick and leave him for his gf" cos you and I know that, no matter what we say here, so long you like him, you'll do whatever it takes to get him laid. So do it fast and leave him for his gf.
And after you get laid with him, if you do him well enough, he could decide to leave his gf or not.

First off, the person has to look appealing before you could even think of getting to know his/her personality, 40% Look, 60% personality.

Translation:

40% LOOK: get you to approach and get to know the person (and perhaps consider sex)

60% PERSONALITY: Get you to stay in the relationship

Somebody please tell tjskii to stop staring at me in her picture. I dont like it when a lady stare it me that much 
But honestly, you are like the most beautiful lady i have seen on this forum so far.


@poster, this is exactly what you do when a lady like tjskii stares at you, you walk up to her and get to know her. You don't expect her to come and talk to you, do you?

Mrs Chima, no offense o, but when was the last time you had some? Cos I don't know why you always act like a pervert, always talking down on men. Is it that you are too fat for men to notice you or you just don't understand why your husband wouldn't touch you? instead of you to post your problem here, you'll always go ahead to run men down.

And all of you cho cho cho, i know sey una go put una mouth o, but i no send.

Another question is, is she ready to start living on her own? I mean come to think of it, (I'm not condemning you but I dont have any respect for cheap girls) A gurl that gave up her pride to her brother in law just because of gifts has a high tendency of turning to an aristo if the gifts are no long forth-coming from its "sure-present" source and she will have all the chance and time to do it if she move out.

WHat she need is deliverance.

[quote author=Nelson** link=topic=593710.msg7613873#msg7613873 date=1296137807]@playboy
i wish u the same [/quote]Back to sender

@holu
i will.
i will pay her back in her own coin . .i will wait till 2morow mornin,as soon as she wakes up, i will dash her a hot slap ,  . .make she experience wat its like to be slapped for notiin

Now you are talking, she must feel ham too. But after that, take your stuffs and head to the nearest prayer mountain cos you're definitely in for some spiritual battle. Since you'll definitly win the physical.

Mallam wey dey sell gworo sabi dance but na Dan Maria dem wan dance, no be "4 years don waka"

Although dem been like "Gongo Aso" when it was raving, you go hear dem Ahjia saying "Gbongbo Aso, Gbongbo Aso" na the only thing wey dem sabi for the song be that "gbongbo aso"

Congratulations bro, you are a step nearer to your grave, lol

I think they confused "Patronage of Entertainment" with "Manufacturing of Entertainment". It is no doubt that Abuja patronises entertainment than any city in Nigeria. It is only in Abuja you will find that "ALL" the clubs runs Monday-Monday and are always full to the teeth all night of the week but that should not be confused with the real manufacturing house of Entertainment which is Lagos.

If they are serious enough about their career (that is, if they take it as a career anyway), they should move to lagos. M.I did, P-Square did, all the big stars did. Majority of them even came in from abroad, D'Banj and Jazzy, Banky, Eldee to name a few and these are people making it in the industry now and that's seriousness. Even in America before the successful advent of coast-oriented genre like Crunk and all that, all the big stars had to move from where ever they to New York and the ones in the movie industry must move to Hollywood, as simple as that.

Enough said, its left to them.

Hey Sunky, oh my bad, whats your name? I think you have taken this issue too personally. The guy was only giving them his 2 cent, perhaps if they try it, it just might bring them back since they have tried their best with their good lyrics and everything but yet they fail. So take a glass of water and don't beat yourself up too much over another people's matter. Oh, except I was correct was the name "Sunky"

Some people are dreaming, lol

You had better take your time to think of where to go now and leave in peace, because whether you like it or not, your sisters will end up knowing and by then you may not have the chance to think in advance any longer, you'll have to think on your feet where to go when they send you away or if you have a crazy sister, you may even end up leaving in pieces instead of peace. So long story short, leave now!

One thing come to my mind, why don't you move out of the house and move into a deliverance church or a prayer mountain or something, since that is exactly what you need.

I no mind if she shave all the hair wey dey her body join, long as she still get those beautiful packs of bobby and booty, forget ham, i like her.