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Mitchelin:@ bolded part, i really like that! koolchicco:See who dey form holy pass. No be you? Koolchicco |
And the funny part is that they are the one who always try and hussle you into the marriage and just "immediately" you sign the wedding document and shiit, they change to this devil which they truly are and you start looking at them like, where is that girl i got married to few minutes ago, Voila, She's gone! |
What most of them girls don't understand is that, most of us eat-and-run guys don't even give a fukk. If it's open it's open. Infact, we like it open, cos we are not hanging around for long anyway. So you wouldn't have shiit on us like, Oh, he dis-virgined me and left. You wouldn't need to lie atall if you had just shut your gub and open your legs in the first place. |
Guy, make sure she is really a virgin o, i repeat make sure she is a virgin cos these luficers still dey deceive as many men as they can o, make you no go dey delusion-ed when you find out later sey she no V anything. |
pain |
solo2:I say Amen to that! They are EVIL |
Well, to all of you who says he couldn't satisfy his wife, you are wrong and i can tell that most of you know little or nothing about women. Human generally are insatiable. That's why when you have a mansion in VI you still want another one in Ikoyi while infact, so many people are sleeping on the bridge, not to mention that you can't even sleep in 2 rooms at the same time. Thats human generally, now let's add that to women's unrealistic fantasy. If you conduct a survey, on the topic "My Ideal Man" among 10 female specie regardless of the age, 9 of them will tell you the same characteristics (both physical and romantic features). Now examine the 9 of them, you'll realize that they don't have the same physical features while they expect 9 men out of 10 to fit the specs shared by the 9 of them ladies. And they will "never' relent on their quest for the so called Ideal Men not even after they get married, they'll keep naturing it (oh, did i forget to mention that they most time get married to lovely men but lovely men who does not exactly match the Ideal men). Enough said on that. This woman is just like any other woman. They are no good. The only thing women are ever good in doing, is to "deceive" even the Bible confirms it "Her lips is full of deceits". Well i just pray this won't happen to me if i eventually decide to marry cos i wouldn't know what i will do (you know what they say, a killer will never allow another man with any form weaponry near him) but as for now, marriage is definitely not an option. |
Damn, with the way this tribal thing is going " I predict that some people would soon create there own nairaland or biafraland just because Seun is a yoruba guy. |
ladoma:Okay, you don shine. Dem don see you. You self don talk, mugu dey do like sey no be naija you dey. You no go fit see police call ham id.iot in real life, the slightest opportunity wey you get online, you still dey form yeye big boy wey you no be. Infact, who call you for here self? |
I'm sure he won't pick up the debate ticket because he understands that "Luck" can't him in that regard |
erastus75:Please tell us what we don't know already. Plus what does that has to do with the debate . Does that in any way assure us of his ability to be able to defend himself in the debate. Let him call the bluff first and see how it'll go. |
Limaoscar:Quite glaring ![]() |
I think they have it equally. Like someone has already mentioned here, they work hand in hand. PHCN off the light at night, pave way for arm robbers to come in and next day Police officers will start rading innocent people just to collect Bail charges from them (even after loosing their properties) |
Tcrack:That will be like a 3 year old (still learning how to read) debating against a professor and in Einglich ofcourse ![]() |
Beaf:It is called Figure of Speech you morron. With this response of yours, i guess it is safe for one to conclude that you are a 12 years old boy who should be doing his homework right now instead of sitting on his mom's computer. If you are not actually 12 years old, then you use your brain like one. So now, get upstairs and lock yourself in your room, idio.t |
Damn, i promised myself not to respond to any political debate on this forum but the unquantifiable level of stupidity and dumbness this Beaf guy has exhibited so far provoked my enthusiasm . Beaf why are you this dumb? You are just too stupid to be human. Can't you use your brain for a second and spit out the little candy PDP people put in your mouth? Do even go to school at all? By the way, how old are you? Aren't you old enough to understand that PDP has done us no good in their 12 years of power dominance? Isn't GEJ suppose to be crying by now? A governor challenging him to a debate? Isn't it pathetic enough? By the way, i don't belong to any party, but damn i hate your level naivety, it's really disgusting. Don't know who is dumber between GEJ and Beaf |
I'll give her 1.5 . 1 for sitting down and the .5 for looking into the camera other than those two things, the picture is bullshit So total score = 1.5 |
People, i have been sitting here trying to picture how he would have named all the children. I bet they will have like 35 Abubakar juniors, 14 Babangidas, 21 Jubrils, 87 Hauwas, 31 Samiras and so on, and all the children in the house must always be walking around the house with their name tag to their shirt everyday in order for one to remember the other's name Like, Samira 14, please come help me with milking this cow, Okay Abubakar 31. Jubril 12, where are you? I am here Hauwa 61. Oh you what's that your name, let me see your chest, Oh okay Jamal, how are you this morning ![]() Infact, if the man is rich, some other children in the community will be impersonating his children to claim money from him. |
Being the type of person i am which i am not proud of i eat alot of banana cos it gives me complete daily energy to person well. I equally eat alot of suya which comes with alot of cucumba, carbage (don't know the spelling), onions and tomatoes. I do eat alot of apple and water melon too. |
I can bet my breakfast, dem go don release those boys by now. It's just a matter of those boys claiming they don't understand english " Walahi ba turanchi" thats all they have to say, you go see hausa uniform men jumping out to their rescue even regardless of the money involve. Once they can maintain that fact that they are BDC boys and they don't understand english and keep speaking hausa, All case solved. If you have ever lived with or among hausa people, you'll understand what am saying. |
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i eat alot of banana cos it gives me complete daily energy to person well. I equally eat alot of suya which comes with alot of cucumba, carbage (don't know the spelling), onions and tomatoes. I do eat alot of apple and water melon too.