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deebrownneymar:
How can I check his fb page when I don't know who he is? His name for instance.

Oh right, Well, i mentioned his name in my post above. Anyways, his name is Prophet Mike Agboola JPMT. You can use that string on google.

deebrownneymar:
The prophet got it right. Who is He?

Well you need to check out his facebook page to more about him. We were here telling people about him and some of this people are saying he's fake. I even heard Fayose personally told him he's fake. Now we can all see the results. People like Akeredolu wouldn't joke with his prophecies.

Tunagee:
Very simple bro. Just pray and work hard make God give u money to rent house for estate. Once na community, u can't avoid it. Its a trend in my area too, but had to cope cause i own the property I live. Funny enough, most of these people preaching are worse than unbelievers. You find dem in fraud, ritual and theft cases. They don't practice what they preach, and are not Christlike.

Sorry sir, but please let me just understand this very well. Someone left his/her own house in a blisteringly cold weather to answer the call of God (assignment) to preach the word of God while you are still in bed complaining about his/her noise. Now you are saying you will pray to the same God whose word/message you so much hate to hear to "bless you" so that you can move to another neighborhood where you'd not be exposed to His words again? Please explain it to me.

A lot of people will die of ignorance in this world.

sureboykris:
Greetings everyone. My name is Kris and I reside in Anambra.
There's this growing trend which is affecting myself and my family - Early morning preachers.
These people have made my life a living hell.
Sometimes as early as 4:30am these people wake you up with loudspeakers.
Problem is that sometimes I get back late and sleep late and barely have enough hours to sleep before starting a new day. Sometimes my baby keeps us awake till the early hours of the morning and just when we're about to catch some sleep, they arrive.. Sometimes 3 different groups preach at the same time.
I now have frequent headaches and have developed some form of early morning anxiety (i dread the noise of the megaphone).
Please what do I do? Is this a matter for the police(as I feel they're disturbing public peace) or do I just see a doctor to help me cope with my sleep problems.
Your advice will be appreciated. Thanks

Well, this may have come a little later than other's reply but, I'll write it nonetheless. Well, I will not mince word for you, but the truth is, forget the law, ministry of environment or anything, let me tell you the truth. The problem is not the noise they are making, the problem is you not wanting to hear what they have to say. Now look are the bolded above, you said you have a child who keeps you awake till early hours of the morning, I just have a few questions, to whom should your neighbors claim about your child's cry? Or you don't think your baby's cry is equally disturbing your neighbors? Another question is, between the noise of a child which have no meaning (I have kids of my own) and the words of your creator, which one do you think is sensible to listen to? The most surprising part of your story is your name is Kris? Wow, do you even know where your name comes from? And you want to report the preacher(s)?

Well, I'm not here to condemn you, all I am trying to do is help you see the situation from the other angle, which is the most important angle by the way, and see where the problem is. You need to truly give your life to Christ. It is that simple. The preachings are a noise to you because you repeal them, but when you are truly in Christ, there is no way the preaching of his words can get on your nerves.

I'm sorry this may not go down well with you, but, I just felt like I needed to point your attention to it. God bless you.

Seems you guys don't know this man of God. I can tell you that this man is one of the very few true prophets remaining in this world. This is the famous Prophet Mike Agboola, popularly known as "Ina Lo Need" in Ibadan. Call anybody in Ibadan and ask about him and hear what they'd say about him.

You only need to check his youtube and facebook page to know him better. I have been following his prophecies, both locally and internationally and none have ever failed. He was one of the amazingly few prophets that said God said Donald Trump would become the POTUS when even most of the more popular ones were going for Hilary Clinton. I remembered people saying different things about him during that period and in the end, what he said was what happened. So don't joke with his prophecies, they don't fail. He's a true prophet of God.

I even heard politicians has been disturbing him over the forthcoming elections. In fact, I watched the Alao Akala governorship declaration ceremony some 2 days ago and his followers were using this man's slogan to sell themselves to the people. They were shouting "Ina Lo Need", just because of how much respect the people of Oyo state have for the prophet. I have attended this man powerful crusade before, just to confirm what people were saying about him, and there were thousands of people in attendant, lo and behold, this man didn't ask for offering, and not for a minute did they even talk about money. He said God said, if he the prophet want him, God, to work in their midst, then there should be nothing like offerings or anything in the crusade and he has been doing this monthly crusade for over 2 years with thousands in attendance. How many prophets can really do that? As a matter of fact, this was what I heard about him that made me attend the crusade.

PS: He even gives prophecies about football matches especially when his church members demand to know the outcome before the match.

This is really not far fetched. Whoever still do not see how this game is gonna play out is not seeing things correctly. APC with factions in every state of the federation has set itself up for a fall already. It's only a matter of time before this brewing opposition picks them all up. Its like falling over your own sword.

Bohmieed:
I watched a video on youtube..some1 claiming that zuckerberg is not human......Mark said something strange he said'i used to be a human' he laughed and also said not that I'm not a human like you but I'm a human.....that statement gave chills

You guys still don't understand that this is a spiritual life. Because some of you attended all these ill-equipped universities and became half-baked, you believe you know everything about the world and that spirituality is nonsense.

I always laugh when I watch you people talk online. You guys dont know how spiritually connected all these powerful people are. In fact you are always quick to cite them [white] as examples, especially when you want to bash Christianity, when in fact you know nothing about them. You need to read and find out about all these people and their spiritual connections. It may interest you to find out where Steve Job advised Mark Zuckerberg to go to when facebook was coming up and struggling.

Read, find out about them, especially their spiritual side so you'd be prepared if you're planning to go places in this life, else you'd just die anyhow. I will personally not advice anyone to go into fetish thing cos it's just a waste of time. But if you want to be a Christian, be a fire filled one and if you choose to be a Muslim, be a strong one, else... Just forget about being great in life, cos you'd be surprised when you get to the top. You will know there's nothing like oyinbo at the top.

I guess this forum really belong to kids and you guys know nothing or pay no attention to current global events. Anyways, I'm not here to school anyone.. but the fact remains that the guy was sexually harassed. If it was the other way round, like he was rubbing the girl's thigh or something, you'd all be here crying to high heavens call him different names.

The ones that baffle me are the "woman-wrapper" among you that will join the female folks. In as much as I wouldn't condemn you for calling him names, yet I believe this needs to be condemned too. Sexual harassment happens both ways and we are to condemn it regardless of which sex it happened it. As long as there is no justice in the society, there will never be peace. You guys can cry from now till eternity about fulani herdsmen or boko haram, just as long as common men like you cant even do justice to simple cases like this, peace won't come close.

SMH, Nigerians dont even know those even run and own their country, all they know is Dangote and Davido. Anyways, FYI, he is 100% Nigerian but it is your job to find out who he is.

Only fools do this. In every blood covenant, there is always a constant winner and a constant loser. The woman will always win while the man will always be at a loss in the end. But, the irony here is that the winner is the one pretending the loathe the idea. Women, fear them. There will never be a happy ending to this. Never!

Between, if you so truly passionately love each other, then there wouldn't be a need for any form of covenant. Contracts, covenants and the likes only come in when one or all the parties involved are wary of each other.

SenatorAiyzik:
Guy why all these lies now?? Only the first picture is true! No be davido cars be those Porsche and his elder brother's Porsche too in davidos house before it was renovated. The other cars with the black guy standing by them does that look like bello?? The one in the under ground garage does that house look like one with it?? Anything for ur AdSense sha

Abi o, all these good-for-nothing bloggers always posting fake news just to feed their "mentally-lazy" counterpart. Only the first picture is real and it has been in the public space for as long as i can remember. This slowpoke just conjure up different pictures from different sources just to garner clicks from fellow morons. Just look at the first picture with black roofing, the color suddenly changed to brown in the area view and some morons will still believe this shit.

I dont even like the Yahaya dude but damn all these stupid bloggers, that space needs to be regulated as fast as possible.

The gesture says it all. Its the game of the powerful. Somebody just won a bet. Fifa president is the bookie. Doubt me at your own risk.

Oh boy, fear lebanese, their jazz strong, no be here.

This stupid bank is always trying to steal people's idea and exploit African youths. So this bastards are planning to reward the best fintech developer in Africa with just $7k? Are they craze? The best they could offer is $7k for the best team in the 54 African countries? They are really crazy.

Where are the mods? This has been up for more than half an hour and nothing is done?

I dont know much about this guy but i know he was the majority owner of MTN before he divested to become the vice president.

madridguy:
Exactly my brother. Always bad ending. I know most of musician used to praise his names. His family will be disappointed. I hope the one for Oshodi will learn from this.

My guy, you will not understand the gang life from the outside except you are into it. It doesn't work like the other guy described. You don't make money and go sitting down eating. The day they smell weakness around you is the day you are dead. You can't say you are not doing again especially when you have gotten to the top and you have done a whole lot of "do" yourself. So you'd have to fight till the end of your days.

Meanwhile, his family will never be disappointed, they already know his business. It's just like expecting a politician family to be embarrassed that their father was caught embezzling public funds. It's the business. Most of the wives know how the game is before they married them.

Isn't this the same marriage they warned not to do? They disregarded all warnings and are here crying to high heavens. Obedience they say is better than sacrifice. Abeg let them carry their cross and enjoy it while at it.

Alariiwo:
Some have companies where they use their staffs fortunes. As they pay them their salaries, they take their staffs fortunes. Those ones won't move forward or think of progress.

Sir, this is the most popular of all the money rituals. No money ritual known to man has ever surpass this one. Christians, Muslims, Buddhist and every other people from all religions of the world are involved in this. It doesn't necessarily involve sacrificing any fetish materials to any god. It is called Entrepreneurship. Where you employ people, use their time, brain and energy to make a fortune for yourself and pay them back a paltry some. Whereas, time + brain +energy = fortune.

No money ritual beat that, ever.

tetralogyfallot:
A very good and effective way to reduce their consumption. The only loophole with this method is that it will make smugglers richer.

Sorry to bust your bubble sir, but any economist will understand that these are inelastic products. Price change and tax increments don't affect their consumption or sales because they are addictive products people will always buy them regardless.

This tax increment method has been tried in every country of the world and it hasn't worked once. As a matter of fact, the cigarette and alcohol companies will transfer the new tax payment to the customers and they will happily pay up. So sales and consumptions won't be affected. Though, I must say that It is a good way for the government to generate additional revenue .

Beautiful piece. We only read sensible things like this once in a year on nairaland. I guess this is it for this year.

You are a proper slowpoke. Isn't this what the Bishop was preaching against? Warning morons like you not to vote in the kunu-sipping-Jihadi president? Now you voted in the fulani dunce and is he embarking on his slavery agenda, the same bishop is speaking out against it and all you can do is call him a comedian. Well, we'd see how much of a comedian he is when one of your relatives get killed by the fulanis, just don't come back here to tell us about it.

Benekruku:


Applauding his fellow politicians seeking political relevance

The other self acclaimed Bishop who was laying curses as if he was God is not aware he is similar if not worse than Fulani herdsmen as he is mentally and psychologically killing and impoverishing lots that equal the amout of people killed by herdsmen.
The only man that has the keys to the gate of hell.... Comedian "I will open the gate of hell" - Bishop Oyedepo

kushme:
Sexdoll, the sweetest thing, no complains, no I am tired bullshit, no nagging... Just a continuous fvckin' and suckin'. This is a big threat to womanhood... Women will hate the sex kitten with every fiber in their system. Less pussy manipulation.. when scientists perfect the artificial womb, then it's a bye bye for most feminazis...

That won't be happening forever. What do you think all this is? You think they invented it to please men? No, this is instead one of the population control projects when all the injections have failed. So don't expect anything that will enhance procreation.

Simpledude0847:
As much as this got me laughing, I can objectively say that this is a PR stunt. And let us see it as it is - He is trying to lure other gullible established and potential yahoo boys to patronize him. Those guys were his boys.

Guy-Man bastard. Any Nigerian who does not know what this is deserves to be scammed.

Who ask her all this question? What is insecurity? Insecurity is when nobody asked you about a topic or issue and you are constantly addressing it. They keep talking about their body and if you look closely, the ones that do that are usually the "bag of beans". Consistently trying to get approval from the media. If you are pretty you are pretty, you don't need to be told.

The other day, someone opened a thread asking why obesity is now ranpant. Though I didn't get to respond, yet the truth is simply because they celebrate fatness nowadays. Instead of calling it what it is, they now choose to call it "Curves", while the owner of the body is daily secretly crying and even worse, dying.

Two terrible types to drive along with. Micra drivers are idiiotics illiterates, while tanker drivers are troublemakers and demons.

Good riddance, I say.

Juliet Ibrahim I know, who is this Juliet 'Mgbeke'?

Truthbtold1:
Nigga quit whatever u smoking.. It's not good for your brain

Lol... i just saw another yeye post from you. Anyways, we shall see who smoke weed between the 2 of us. It's just a few days from here.

Btw, let me give you this as jara. After the PDP candidate wins....some tra* will happen to him. So pray!

Sunnyja:
There are school of thought that believe that the bitcoin itself is a fraud!

Anybody who believes that bitcoin is a scam at this point has let time past him. The whole world is moving away from fiat current to cryptocurrency. Plus, as we speak, many countries around the world are currently creating their own cryptocurrency.

Back to the case of TBC. They only feast on people's ignorance. People who are crypto savvy like myself, know that TBC is a pure scam-coin.

Truthbtold1:
By who?.. U go smoke weed on top hot sun and u think you'll b reasoning normal?

Okay o, no problem. We go soon see who smoke weed. I go remind you of this your yeye post.

Unfortunately for him, he won't win. PDP will win and He will come second. I'm sorry for him though.

Note: I'm not into politics and I don't belong to any party but I am sure of what I am saying. It has already been decided.

I cant lie, i laugh so hard, people around dey look me one kind.