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Lawlahdey:
Ugh.

The taste of the pudding is in the..........

Me myself and I.

Lordygram:
Too much juice sir... mehn owerri ladies are in trouble.

Them tell you say Owerri girls no get taste?

Virgohills:
Office@ema.ng

Charlesolusegun77@gmail.com thanks

Thepasserby:
Popular Nollywood actor Jim Iyke took to his Instagram page to insult his police escort by calling him an "olodo" (A dullard) simply because he appeared in his photo shoot.



Does he have any right to do that?



See the post below

"Told him to give me a little space to take a quick pic. The Olodo still found a way to bomb my shii."


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/popular-actor-jim-iyke-insults-his-police-escort-for-appearing-in-his-photoshot

I hope the Police man gets to see this. so he can sue him.

Neminc:
Who let these street rats in? Wot Da fuc? Hope they were screened for monkey pox, The safety of Queen Eliza is very important to me. I suggest the metropolitan police cordons off the venue of this despicable gathering of street urchins and make sure that they are escorted back to the airport ASAP after the show and everybody who had contact with them should be quarantined and vaccinated till we are sure they are not carrying any disgusting infection

SMH!

Mztarstrechy:
Read more http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/10/woman-battered-by-her-husband-on-their.html?m=1

Dear Lord I thing I always beg of you is Please when I get married. Give me the strength to accommodate her weaknesses and her mine. Amen

presidency:
10 Things We Learnt From The National Social Investment Programme (N-SIP) Event

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1. On the 13th of June, the N-Power portal will be re-opened for registrations.

2. This year, 300,000 unemployed graduates will come on stream for the N-Power programme. All volunteers will get a computing device which will be used in executing their primary roles and help them take advantage of additional learning opportunities.

3. Millions of primary school pupils will be added as beneficiaries to the Home Grown School Feeding Programme (HGSFP).

4. 12,000 direct jobs have been created in the food supply chain through the Home Grown School Feeding Programme (HGSFP)

5. By the end of April 2018, 1.2million people would have benefitted from the Government Enterprise and Empowerment Programme (GEEP).

6. Government Enterprise and Empowerment Programme (GEEP) has seen impressive participation by women, recording 56% of the allocated loans so far.

7. In the next few months, loan disbursements of GEEP is expected to increase to 150,000 beneficiaries.

8. 400,000 beneficiaries across more states will come on board the Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT) programme in the next few months.

9. The N-Power programme has enhanced record keeping and reduced waiting times at Primary Health Care centers across Nigeria.

10. The Social Housing Fund is a new aspect of the SIP that will enable any Nigerian who earns at least 30,000 monthly to become a home owner.

What's the N-sip registration portal?

abdulsemiu02:
I'm now officially a graduate of Crescent University Abeokuta. Show me some love fellow nairalanders.

Sorry, but am not........Gay.

ChangeIsCostant:
This is real talent in display. South African President; Jacob Zuma, who is Imo state for a 2-day visit - was full of surprises as he received a live portrait painting of his image (dressed in Igbo attire) from the National speaker of Youth Assembly of Nigeria (YAN); Rt.Hon. Samuel Godstime Chukwubuikem who made the painting within 1 hour 26mins at the Heroes Villa, Ikemba Ojukwu centre, Owerri.

According to reports, Rt.Hon. Godstime told Jacob Zuma that Imo youths and indeed Nigerian youths are very creative and industrious with a supportive Governor; Rochas Okorocha.

Gov. Rochas Okorocha who was overjoyed by the creative work of art created by Artist Godstime couldn't hide his quantum of joy as he expressed how happy he was said: " My political son; Godstime, You are in no doubt Imo State Youths Ambassador, I am so proud of you".

The south African ambassador to Nigeria was immediately directed by President Jacob Zuma to effect Rt.Hon. Godstime's visit to south Africa for some engagements.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/rt-hon-samuel-godstime-draws-portrait-of-jacob-zuma-in-imo.html

Both the Artist and Zuma are MAD.

This shows never to trust anyone even those dearest to you and most especially a yoruba person. They can kill you, steal your parts and use it for ritual.

This is uncalled for.

DRscience:
just sent a mail to you. Kindly respond with your whatsapp number. Thanks

08104652459

Rukkydelta:
Kimcutie This is really a lovely discovery

Sisterly. How levels na?

Hope the company has sorted out its tax problem?

DRscience:
Hi! please can any one help with a spot in ibadan for shawarma and asun making in ibadan? It could be a spot in an hotel,club or guest house. Thanks.

Wich part of ibadan do you stay? kokodome dugbe would be a perfect spot.

BrainnewsNg:
NIGERIA VS ZAMBIA: SEE WHAT WAS SPOTTED IN IBADAN, OYO STATE BEFORE THE MATCH (PIC)



Check it out below…

Source: http://brainnewsng.com/nigeria-vs-zambia-see-spotted-ibadan-oyo-state-match-pic

cc: Lalasticlala

Going by all the comments below......Some people are just too gullible. People just swallow any news hook line and sinker without finding out if it's True or not. It's sad but True that a tribe can be instigated against another easily with just a PICTURE. Wich way Nigeria?

Couldn't get in. could you add me? 08104652459

benzene00:
and u think you hv made it in life

Haba. go easy on him na.

enshi:
Let me not bore you with stories of how we met and all.

But it happened that the first time she came over for a weekend we went out for a date in a bar.
We were so inlove that we played some drinking games and believe me she wasn't the drinking type .

It was later I got to know that she played the game with me cos I pleaded for it. We had shots of vodka and at a point she became highly tipsy. I managed to call a Friend who dropped us off.

Getting home she was very uneasy and that was the point she opened up to me that she was menstruating.

At this point babe could not even stand straight. The only idea on my head was to bath her but since that was just two weeks after we met I had problems doing that cos babe was almost unconscious (I needed her consent)

I later summoned courage and undressed her ... Taking out the very wet,soaked,bloody pad. When she was naked I think the cool air from the fan made her gain some consciousness and that was when the unthinkable happened.. She pooed all over my legs and laps..

I took her to the bathroom washed her up bathed her and made her throw up. Then allowed her sit on the WC and then returned to the room to clean the mess.

At this point she has gained full consciousness but was very weak. I later brought her back and asked if she had an extra pad then I opened it (she directed me on how) and then I helped her pad up ... Laid her to sleep.

These were the only signs that made me believe for sure that I love her.. As I couldn't not have done these for any girl I knew before her.

Fast forward to eight months later. We had issues and babe told me that I am selfish and not caring. Again in her words
" if handsomeness / money is what I am looking for in a man you wont even be on my list"

This babe knows that I am not really that buoyant for now. And to think of the fact that she tells me how goodlooking and handsome I am and how she was so crushing on me at first sight...

Today makes it a month I blocked her on all social media. We haven't spoken to each other...

Tomorrow is her birthday.
Do I call her
Am I wrong to have blocked her
Why do girls take the smallest real things for granted

Forget what transpired, still wish her happy birthday.
Life is too short bro. if she's yours. She will come back.

HeWrites:
A young Nigerian Lady, with the handle, @beehazel_eyes, has gushed about how a guy with a good stroke game, can make any lady blush.

Observing from her post, she might be talking from experience, or just mere sarcasm, but here’s what she tweeted;


News From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/when-you-collect-good-preek-it-will.html

Lalasticlala Fynestboi Ijebabe Dominique

Can't help but.................AGREE.

Dosmay:
Charles Chukwuemeka Oputa (Charly Boy), performing his hit song ‘'Nwata Miss'’ on stage in Lagos, 1983

Lalasticlala
Source;http://www.dosmay.com.ng/2017/10/throwback-charly-boy-performs-his-hit.html?m=1

See as him Resemble Wesley Snipes.

Dosmay:
Charles Chukwuemeka Oputa (Charly Boy), performing his hit song ‘'Nwata Miss'’ on stage in Lagos, 1983

Lalasticlala
Source;http://www.dosmay.com.ng/2017/10/throwback-charly-boy-performs-his-hit.html?m=1

See as him be like Wesley Snipes inside Blade.

Luisema4luv:
Man must chop o

Woman must chop you meant to say?

Tklassy:
God bless you plenty

Amen sir.

pesinfada:
Not with sex

Sex? don't get you.

Ochuko80:
Obi eko mi dis,but onivoseme di oviibadan,iyana lodge

Tivo iyana lodge wa? 08104652459 send me msg on whatsapp.