₦airaland Forum

satansmessenger:
You are welcome my dear child!.. Together we'll take over the world and feed this generation the true value of darkness

Like..........seriously?

rtmajayi:
I first thought its a movie, but it seems it actually happened in a shopping mall in Lagos. This one of the most hilarious videos I've seen in a while. Watch after the cut...

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2017/01/men-who-are-afraid-of-using-escalator.html

Watch the video here..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg4duqWyEdQ

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Chie.....this op can lie sha!!! it happend in Cocoa mall in Ibadan na. and i work in the mall. they are all actors and came to shoot a movie. they were just playing around.

yomibelle:
true talk....
i turned on the hotspot for a friend to browse, only for him to start downloading a movie

Lolz. That your friend eh. na slap the person deserve.

Please help a friend walk again. Together we can do so much.

ajasa4link:
I really usually do not concern myself with issues bordering on governors of states I don't know much about, so each time I hear people say Oyo is retrogressing under Ajimobi I just remain indifferent and think maybe it's just his detractors making use of propaganda to paint his administration in bad light.
This video I just saw just confirmed to me that Ajimobi is far worse compared to every other governor the state had in the past and could ever have.
I mean what 4ckery is this?! How can a governor who is meant to serve the people talk to the youth who form the bulk majority of the electorate in this manner, huh? I mean how can a public office holder stand in public and make such a moronic statement like 'Did schools start getting closed today?'', and that "How much is eight month strike sef"

To cap it all, he was even telling the security operatives to go and bring the guy that was talking back at him in the crowd.

Choi! I trust greatest Lasuites, that place will turn to a Roman gladiator arena, blood will surely flow, properties will get damaged and the governor will not even go unscathed. Let him go ask fashola how his precious flower got destroyed right dere in state house, how students cooked beans with firewood right in the state house during the school fees increment saga.

It's unfortunate this Ajimobi guy is on second term, cos it wouldve been the best time to kick him out

If you reside in Oyo state then you should known that the Gov dosent know how to talk.

FreeGlobe:
Caption This
ngeneukwenu, sarrki, hungerbad, FFKfuckedBIANCA, Mujaheeeden, modath

Is that Hatred i see in Saraki's eyes or what?

Goldenheart:
My Generator has refused to start.... I have pulled it, to no avail...


all my hand just dey pepper me

I understand your plight bro. but that's what you get when you keep using.....I pass my neighbour.

nnamdiokere45:
I no understand,na so him mama parlor b? God knw say if hm bless me as I want, na sky scraper she go live. she deserves such

You no sabi some old women o! am sure he must have tried all his best to move her out of that house entirely. Na the woman no go gree.

MrIcredible:
This life sha

At last, one dude has decided to start chopping our leftover

I remember when I cam.... E don Tey.

Stupidity at its highest peak.

Ahmed0336:
Barca no get small jersey for kids? Abi na agbada d boy wear?

You no even code sef. they intentionally gave that to him to wear for 'Future' purposes Na.

tjones007:
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:

1. Bride's relatives
2. Groom's relatives

He entered the groom's door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered the men's door and found two doors again.
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts) and
He found himself outside the hotel.

Passco!!!!!

Elchappo:
Who da Bleep is you nor her...
Me Watch it Re u mad

Like i said before......You have no RIGHT to talk to someone's Wife like that. I don't give a rats ass whoever you think you are.

Elchappo:
Why would a grown up in his/her right senses use their last card (Money) for schemes ur father don't own

I hope ur husband does not die cous of ur greed...

And who the Bleep are you to talk to her like that?
she asked for Advice not the silly comment you posted.
Watch it.

Freeman50:
She is looking sweet.
isn't she?

So? not impressed jare.

Dreamwaker:
Men are dogs. Why will he pick up the bra with his bare hands. Lucifer knows how many times the girl wore that bra without washing it.

Excluding you?
smh

[quote author=CyberStalking post=51574438]Pls how much do you think FanMILK pays their Engineers? [/q
If you are lucky to get employed there, they take good care of their STAFFS.
They pay Housing, wardrope, Feeding allowances and also pay your children's school feels.

reserved01:
Read

The guy is lieing. he wasn't expecting money from anybody. He knew it was a mistake, that's why he hurriedly withdrew the money. don't threten him in anyway, you may end up not getting all of the money back.

softMarket:
I wanted to comment on this,but my mom is on NL


so lemme just respect my old age and shut up!



See u in the next thread!



















but that man f**k up oh.......how u go hold ur salary for pocket?

Dont you have Bank account?



idikwa veryyy stupid ooo

I tire o. besides sef what's a man as old as that doing with ashawo?

donefesco:
Evidently, the difference between an innocent photo and a naughty one is the angle with which it was taken.

The newest viral photo that is very likely to mess with your illusion is making waves on the internet. A photo of a bed which was sent upside down by accident has invoked the naughtiness in many minds of internet users.

As if things could not even get more awkward, the photo was sent from a female boss of a bedding company to a male customer to showcase a product.


The picture was posted on Facebook last week. The user claimed he wanted to buy a bed and the boss of the company sent the photo to him. The man said he became a little “nervous and sweaty” after seeing the picture which first resembled the private parts of a woman.





Source:https://www.naij.com/1057418-lol-photo-will-prove-dirty-mind.html



lalasticlala
Ishilove
Mynd44
Front page please

At first it looked like a lady laying her head on a table with legs open.

Roel:
My queen my life her bday is on saturday , i dont know what i will buy for her and time is going , abeg help your brother, na 200k, i done spend 20 inside this week

Invest part of that money and if you love her enough, get her a Ring.
she will Never forget about you.

DDeliverer:
Wow...
Do you mind if the man is married?

Now why would you want to be a co parent with someone else when you are already married?
Its just absurd. Your Wife needs you.
How do you think she will feel seeing this?
You cant eat your cake and have it.

torres89:
only guys with 2inches can do that...
but as for me with 9inches...
that's a big NO....

Lolz. You just took the words out of my mouth.

[quote author=MichaelKadi post=51386890]God has blessed me and i want to do a giveaway.....this forum has been a blessing in many ways, so i thought i should contribute my little.

All you have to do is ask.....

Giveaway
Maizamani - 2k
Dynamitechick - 25k
[/quote
How do I get mine?

DrRasheed:
She's faking it.. Giving birth in this recession tho.
May be she expect intervention like that wife of colonel Abu Ali.

Faking it? Don't quite get you.

ObiOmaMu:
US based Nollywood Actress, Georgina Onuoha shared these photos from a polling unit while casting her vote and after voting.

She captioned it; "My vote, My power, A nasty woman like me partaking in making history. It's been a long long way coming. And it's long overdue".

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/georgina-onuoha-shares-photos-as-she.html

I hope she knows that its illegal in some States in the US to share things like this on social media?

[quote author=Limitednow post=50401089][/quote]Dear Op. if I get to find out latter that this was taken from a movie.....I go use Swear finish your life!!!!
For obvious reasons that goes thus
1) Why was the picture taken when they were crossing the bridge?
2) That old woman appear to be smiling.

[quote author=9niceguy post=50400665]Our God is Good!
me wey get my whole body complete girls still use me do Shakara(cos I never get money)......
I only sense two things in this marriage..
1. Money matter
2. Juju matter
nothing like love in Nigeria when there is no money.
somebody praise the Lord for brother chukwudi[/quote
Don't loose Hope just yet Bro. TRUE Love still exist.