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House, pls I av a few Questions;

1. What's d meaning of CORNROWS?
2. What's d meaning of STRETCHING?
3. What's d meaning of PROTEIN TREATMENT?
4. Where can I get ORS Shampoo, Protein and Moisturiser?

I await ur response on dis.

Thanks
Regards

Pls house...Can i get the form in banks around?

My hair is ssooooooo scanty, and breaks. Is also hard to relax. The nape of my hair is sooooo scanty. all my fron hair has cut. i cant even expose my hair again. I am so worried about my fron hair and growing a healthy hair. I hardly steam my hair or treat it. Am so tired.
Any help!!!!!!

why is it that when we talk about oil coys in 9ja the only ones that come to mind are SHEll.MOBIL, total ,lng, chevron...i know they are production coys...but when we want to talk about remunerations not only these popular coy pay well...oil servicing company and offshore construction coys give competitive packages too.. It may even suprise you to know that they pay higher than these production companies.....Also for the issue of contract staff n permanent staffs.....Internationally, contract staffs are paid better and higher remunerations than permanent staffs...we have people who go home for example in 9ja 500euros per day rate u can calculate that n see that people are paid salaries of 30 milliom naira or more in a year....shine your eyes it is true without mincing words.....i work offshore and i can confirm this to be true......on the other hand a permanent staff may not receive up to half of his yearly pay....contract staffing in 9ja is being abused by contractors who collect bulk of the money n chop the others....There are companies after paying u all these money gives u a fone for unlimited calling as u like and also open an a company personal account for u where they load it with minimum of 1000pound or so for company emergencies assigned to u..this is not part of your salary o.....guys things are happening in the oil/gas sector that if u hear more u will just be drooling......forget party n monthly food ...thats not the important thing..........Its fun working for oil servicing coys..esp the offshore company cos u dont go to work every morning and come back in the evening...u go offshores and when u are at home u have time for urself no work and your family...u can do whatever u like travel to which ever country u like and be free.....so leave SHELL, MOBIL...LNG...Or the others mata jare......LG....


Humnnnnn

I went for the Fair. D fair costs 3K. I expected more from dem. They told us to bring about 20 to 30 CV's. I only distributed 7.
Firstbank, Gsk Glaxo Smithkline, Wema Bank, Nestle, Obat Oil, Flour Mills, Airline Services Ltd, AIM Group.
OBAT Oil reps did not even show up at all. It was just one young lady collecting CVs on their stand.
First Bank, gsk Glaxo smith, wema bank, nestle, flour mills, Airline Services ltd and AIM (These companies really took their time to interview us, not minding d crowd.
We expected d likes of Total, Mobil, Airtel, MTN, Etisalat and oda Blue Chip companies.... We dint see dem.
Dey ought to av at least given us a drink. At least coke.
Somepple were their helping us adjust our CV. Helping us to edit it properly.
Am hoping. For d best. I stood from 12pm to 5pm. Was hectic. At least I learnt something.

Haba guy u re wicked o. Must a lady drop before d bastard spends?? Is he buying ha a Range Rover Sports or he is building ha a house in lekki phase 1? I pray u have a daughter in d future and dey play ha like a ball.....smh

freecocoa: Well the Bible said, give and it shall be given unto you so I guess it goes both ways.

Haba guy u re wicked o. Must a lady drop before d bastard spends?? Is he buying ha a Range Rover Sports or he is building ha a house in lekki phase 1?

freecocoa: Well the Bible said, give and it shall be given unto you so I guess it goes both ways.

@Life Style, u re so mean. So u just want to get between her legs for just about N10,000? If is ur sister will u advise ha to Do it?
Must u jump in bed wif ha because is vals day? Is she ur Galfriend What if she has HIV, will u sleep wif her?
Arrant Nonsense.
Serves u Right.
Mr.Scammer.......

@REDBENSON, @EKENE-Delichikwu @IT BOMB.... I will not take anything that goes from ur Brains to ur Fingers as an Insult.
Its pointless trading words wif u guys.
What da Bleep does an IDIOT (a man) wants to buy for me, dat my money cannot afford. Rubbish.
@REdbenson and hedges, dat name PLAYGAL was a name I used back den in my UNILAG days..... And don't judge a lady by her Nairaland name. **hiss**
I work in d Human Resource Dept of my org, I would not even wanna help u.
SO U Guys can get on to ur point of blabbing, while my Millons ROLL. Lmfao.

U guys re just blabbing.

@REDBENSON and @TRY69, Point of Information, I Am A Single Independent Working Class Lady. I work in an Oil and Gas Coy, so I can afford to buy myself anything I want. When a man loves a woman he will give and sacrifice even without being told.
ACtion Speaks Louder Dan WOrds. U love me? Prove It. We women love to be cared for.

Hummmnnnnnn. My man BRAGS a lot but he is very stingy. I hate stingy guys. My man is rich and he brags, why do u av to brag wen u cannot give?? Re u not meant to pretend dat u don't have.

If a man rily loves a woman, he must b willing to Spoil her and make ha feel loved. ACTION speaks louder dan just words.
When I like someone, I can spend my money on dat person. Is not fair wen a man will take ur TIME anD will end up giving u exact cab fare. At least, he shld give her somefin once in a while for d weekend and WOW d gal.

Nawaoooo

@IZBL, how do Ɣ☺u want D̶̲̥̅̊ poster to ask his mother inlaw and sis inlaw to be? Haba

A guy I was dying for invited me to d pool to swim wif my friends. As I was swimming, someone just dived into d water with a heavy force and hit my head badly. My head almost hit d pool tile. I almost drowned. Wen I was still in severe pains and shock, I then realised dat my Wig had fallen off.Everyone was looking for my wig. I was so embarrassed, just then my crush swam to me.I pray he calls me and still admires me for who I am.

@Mojojojo, I can see u r a Competent Fool, Idiocycratical Idiot and slowpoke.
U slept with ha friend and now u are threatening u will kill ha if she leaves u.
Aw would u feel if she was ur sis and a Slimy Bastard like u does d same to ha. Will u be Happy?
Or ur Dad did dis to your mum, will u support him?
U r just Blabbing. Can u get on to ur point of Blabbing?
Woe Betide u touch ha, u will live to regret all d days of ur life. Gnashing of teeth will be ur portion.
Shut Up man!!

@joecoolorenzo, u dont av 2 b rude and stupid just 2 proove a point.

@ tomtom, r u sure he is hiv positive?who told u?

@POsTEr, are u serious? Kan u pls inbox me what exactly happnd?

@ginnex ur love portion sounds real. I know u googled it. Carlose, ur own is bad o. Haba is not by force. U want 2 kill our dear poster @doyin, yeah bt d poster stil needs d charm 2 wash his or ha dirty bumbum with. @POSTER, I KNOW AW IT FEELS WEN UR LOVE ISNT RECIPROCATED. Aw old r u? Are u up 2 30?

How kan one be single and happy? Get ova a broken heart.

I fink she wants an aristo. Someone 2 pick d bills

NaughtySMALL, U want 2 suck everyfin frm Juice to STD and HIV. U dont even care abt d lady's sexual history. Just dey suck(syphillis, gono, hiv)they go. Be Warned.

Jt tom west died a loong tym ago. In a Fatal Auto mobile accident. May his soul rest in peace

I had a dream recently dat a man was chasing me with a kind of truck they use 2 construct roads(mayb its kald tipper) d vehicle looked so dangerous with diff parts. He was givin me a HOT CHASE wit d car nd was bent on Killin me wit d vehicle. I ran helter skelter but he was able 2 locate me everywhere i hid. He almost caught up wit me on d road and emptied d whole DANGEROUS content(HEAVY METALS) of his Truck on my head. But i was lucky 2 escape. I had 2 run and hide in a small glass shop. I saw my big sis nd told ha wat happnd. The man now started reversing d truck trying 2 smash, destroy and crush me in d shop. I already planned wit my sis dat d moment he makes an attempt we will quickly rush out and escape via d window. When d truck entered d small shop, i was about escaping. THEN I WOKE UP.
Fineboy, wats d meaning of this dream? What does it signify? Who is dis man chasing me and bent on killing and crushing me 2 death? Whats ur e.mail addy? Kan u give me a no i could kal u on so we kan talk? Pls reply. Thanks. Am a graduate and i just got a job this yr afta spending one yr at hme. But i thot at this stage of my lyf i should av achieved a lot.

@FINEBOY, do u know who it could be? Why he collected it(star) what happens when one's star has bn collected? Does it mean badluck in life, career, love life, joy, achievements. What would i av done 2 dat man dat he could do dat? I had better dreams and aspirations in lyf. I just feel i avnt achieved all wat i could achieve in lyf. Pls give me ur e.mail addy. I do av horrible dreams.

FINEBOY,
I really need 2 see u badly.
Pls give me ur E.Mail address.
I had a dream that a Stranger just came around in form of a thief. We met on the stair case. He now looked into my eyes, immediately there was a CURRENT( Red) passing from my eyes into his eyes. The current was soo powerful and strong. As he was passing the current, his EyeBall was now SHINING BRIGHT, BLUE in Colour like as bright as a Blue Bulb.
He now said, I just Collected ur STAR. I then woke up from sleep.
Tell me, whats d meaning of this dream.

I had this dream last yr Dec.