₦airaland Forum

My stomach hurts from laughing all day. My naija people are so funny .

barcanista:
Buhari can be President of Chattham house

Wow, I read your post a while ago on how you rubbished GEJ, don't tell me u are doing the FFK ??

Oh no, u actually did that ?? Speaking with both sides of ur mouth .

This is her photo and also here is a link to one of the illegal things she was find for late 2014 that brought her to the lime light in Manchester .

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/watch-restaurant-boss-hit-1800-7908213

Watching this , I still wonder why some Nigerians still can't figure out themselves that people telling them that Buhari is an illiterate are only messing with their mind. This guy called Buhari's English is even more sound than most people calling him an illiterate. I'm impressed.

Some Nigerian has that perception that if you are from the North, you are dumb and illiterate because some ELDER Statesman told you so, why can't you do your own research before passing judgement ??

Same goes to other tribes who associate some behaviors and evil deeds to some some certain tribes, this got to stop if we want our country to grow .


I'm watching this with my friend who is a British and he said he can clearly understand his accent and everything he has said so far BUT some gullible Nigerians has taken it upon themselves to discredit this man no matter how much he tried .

How can we grow as a person if we cannot see through things with an unbiased mind.

san316:
my proposed punishment for him is that when he is captured alive, he should be displayed in public for all nigerians to give him one slap each. if he survives it, his balllz should be set abaze, same goes fod his beards. then a sharp object should be put in his azz znd pulled out several time. hd should be made to eat a fat yoruba woman's pants. if he survives it, he should bd lefg for God, he is immortal

Mehn, I'm in the train reading this right now and i couldn't contol my laughter, the people beside me doesn't have a clue what's wrong with me.

Thanks for this write up.

Very nice

If you are a lier, you are also capable of stealing.

This GEJ just make me sick.

I wonder how he can live with himself after all these.

All because of vanity.

McDoe:
My girlfriend was asked to strip while I stood watching. The sight of succulent breast alone made the doctor to have serious erection and he ejaculated in my presence when he asked my babe to open her legs for him to examine why she was having slight pains in her 'underworld'. Mehn, I almost pulled the stupid doctor away. Not a good experience, I swear

Like seriously ??

What gives u guyz the assurance that even if he wins the election, he will even remember to proceed with the YouWin stuff ??

simplemach:
And yet they say he did not go for treatment. Somebody should tell me if that inscription beside him is for mr Biggs or shoprite

Why won't you mistake Health Control Inscription at the Airport for an hospital, not your fault son, it's because you haven't seen such in facilities your dear country. You have been deprived of good Knowledge and good exposure and you don't even know it yet.

The same people you support let you down

The Israelis used the same method to drop flyers to Gaza residence warning them to evacuate the building before they bomb their targets . Anyone who follows the news will know that fighter jets can be use to drop leaflets

I'm not gonna say anything nasty coz she's a human being like I.

But I will advice her to cover up coz those pictures are traumatizing .

Are some Nigerian so dumb to believe this pastors ??

Why have pastors taken the place of God in our lives ??

I have met couple of Nigerians who believes that it is only when their pastors pray for them that is when they will receive the anointing of God.

Our God is too patient if not, some Pastors for dey receive slap for every nonsense wey come out from their mouth.

like seriously is this guy living in the cave age or what ? Only a fooll will undermine the role social media plays in people's life today. Why do u think China and some communist countries restrict Facebook and other social media tools in their country? I pity anybody who concurred to what this guy just said .

Damn

LRNZH:
GEJ= FAIL

That should be included in Nigerian educational grading system.

appini:
I'm very sure Buhari will quickly go back to the boko drawing board to increase their attacks on innocent Nigerians.

One thing he should knows is that if they continue with the killings of innocent women and children, we will continue to postpone the elections; I'll see who will run out of funds first Tinubu or federal government. Bastards

Hey mate , what is the difference between you and the brain-washed people the Terrorist group are brain-washing with the " 77 virgin" shiit ??

Let me borrow this from my Oga at the to : " I can categorically tell u that you have been Brain-washed to believe that The Insurgents are Political opponents of PDP"

You better get yourself an antidote to reset your brain back to "Normal"

Lurcky:
what a great propaganda.
That magazine is just tryin to gain some relevance by being a mediocre.

Oh my Days . you mean a magazine with an average weekly circulation of 1.5 million ??

Firefire:
Whatever Goodluck Jonathan have done in the last four years, we believe that his administration will even do more in the next four years.


Please give your vote to Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.


Don't be deceived by the masqueraders.

I believe you Mate. He will tell the national Assembly to sign into law that " Corruption is not Stealing".

or better still acquire more Airplane and increase his feeding allowance to 10 billion Naira.

scribble:
Audio quality is poor and his accent is making him inaudible

Every single Nigerian speaks English with an accent, so you trying to find a fault in his accent is baseless .

Every Ethnics in Nigeria speaks English in different accent , Yoruba, Ibo, Hausa has different accent .

His spoken English is good enough and very clear .

If you have a problem with Buhari's accent, then you will have a problem with Australian, Scottish, Irish accent to name a few.

Even you complaining speaks English with an accent.

So what's the fuse about ??

Mambofiend:
Does Buhari have non-Muslim supporters?

You love Banter, Yeah ??

lugado:
My people, vote your conscience. Don't be manipulated. If your pastor says don't vote for a Muslim, ask him if Daniel served a saint; whether Modeccai did not serve King Ahaseurus and if Joseph was not a prime Minister under Pharaoh. This election is not about North versus South, nor is it Christian versus Muslim. It is about Nigeria and good governance. Don't allow politicians divide us. When they share money, they don't talk about religion. When they want donations from Aliko Dangote, they don't remember he is a Muslim. When they enter an aircraft, they don't ask the religious faith of the pilot. When their bosses are atheists, they don't resign from the job. When an Alhaji gives them contracts, they don't reject it. They and their wives go to Dubai to spend money. Dubai is in United Arab Emirate but they have no problems buying houses in Dubai. But when it comes to politics back home, they say they want to ISLAMISE you. Yet, some of these people were spiritual consultants to Abacha. Vote your conscience. If you want to vote for Jonathan, vote for him based on your conviction that he has performed in your estimation and not because he is a "Christian". If you want to vote for Buhari, vote for him because you feel disenchanted with Jonathan government, not because he is a Muslim. Say NO to bigotry. God bless Nigeria.

pls feel free to share! Good evening

RESPECT MAN.

Love this piece right here.

OgologoDimkpa:
GEJ till 2019!!
If it pains you, go hug a tranformer.

Oh shame Mate, now you talkin' about a transformer.

You ain't Urself when your brain is faulty.

Get ur brain fixed Man !!!

OgologoDimkpa:
Nwamkpi!
Have you taken your drugs?

Just do as I told ya.

any delay might result to a permanent damage.

You are not urself so i will forgive u until the damage to ur brain has been rectified.

go quickly now and sort your brain out Mate.

OgologoDimkpa:
Buhari is an extremist.
Everybody including you knows that

GEJ till 2019!!!

Please tell the electrician across the road to reset ya brain to default coz your brain-box is so F*****ckin' corrupt. You ain't thinkin' like a proper homo sapien.

Then come back and read to urself that trash u wrote .

bolajJP007:
C H A N G E!!!
The only CONSTANT thing in life.

If after four(4) years, GMB/OSINBAJO does not do what we want, WE WILL VOTE THEM OUT ALSO.

This will make those useless politicians know that the REAL POWER is with us the electorate.

But right now, GEJ to OTUOKE.

Exactly !

If Nigerians fall for this trick, then after election is over be ready to pay double the price u used to pay before.

Because by then u ain't gonna do nothing about it because they got you where they want u to be.

I hope people think logically about this.

Because after this little Sunshine called reduction, there will be Tsunami.

I think based on the likes any post on Buhari gets on Nairaland and other Social media, it is fair to say that more people prefer Buhari to Jonathan. That is my take based on what i've been seeing online.

I was in Nigeria sometimes late last year and the airport still looks almost the same way i left it, even though billions of Naira was spent on it, air-condition ain't working and the whole setup is almost the same so where does this person posting this SHHITT about GEJ government gets this information from that Airport has been modernized ?? The poverty the so call government you have sinked you into does not make you think rationally . Go to OR Tambo Airport in South Africa and see the true definition of modern airport for African standard not that Shhit-hole in Nigeria and still they The South Africa government didn't break the bank to build that Airport.

If feel so sorry for many Nigerian because in a sane country people don't go around associating themselves with mediocre and sub-standard stuff like this. I guess some of the people coming here to shout GEJ on social media will still go around outside their neighborhood telling friends and families that "e no easy for this country". some of them who go around on this campaign mission might be starving now as i type and just because of the 500 Naira they are giving by their sponsors, they go on social medias celebrating incompetence even though they know deep down that they are lying to themselves.


Keep celebrating them thieves and clueless politicians and they will rob you and you next generations naked. You know this already just reminding you just in case your brain ain't working as it should.

I'm from one of the Niger Delta states but i will tell it as it is . I'm not campaigning for nobody just pointing out some lies being spread around when the truth is glaring to the eyes

Peace.

Amefrica:
Hi guys, due to what's going on in our world at the moment, I think it's hightime we started loving each other. I had an encounter with racist people some weeks ago..

My flatmate (a Nigerian) and I went to the mall about some weeks ago to get our winter clothings and all, after we got all paid, we went to the bus-stand to wait for the bus - we got to the stand and met a Canadian man probably in his mid to late forties waiting for the bus too, I said "Hello, how you doing today? Nice weather, isn't it?" The man just bone face, he didn't even answer, my flatmate looked at me and we just acted like it didn't happen.

What he did next was something that irritated me. Immediately he packed his bags and went to the stand opposite us to meet a Canadian woman sitting down too, we didn't give 2 hoots until they started saying some things we couldn't hear, laughing uncontrollably and pointing fingers right at us. My mate got infuriated and wanted to confront them I calmed him down, that they were just ignorant. Few minutes later, the bus came they got on the bus, me and my mate intentionally sat next to them, lo and behold they stood up and went way back to the end of the bus. I was just shaking my head!

For real, racism has got to stop. You have different wardrobes of many colours, can't God have humans with different colours too?

Tho, I've met so many respectful, kind, nice people here. When I told my female bestfriend who is a Canadian too, she asked me to describe them, that she wants to kick their a'ss, I just told her not to worry. I really wish racism could end for good. We have to learn to live and tolerate each other, irrespective of race, religion etc..

Next time don't be too forward to greet strangers because that person might not be in the mode to play nice with u. I for one ignore greetings from strangers if I'm not in d mode for any chat .

4bobo: I like your post but who among the rats will bell the cat?

If we do not stop this trends of mismanagement this country is going through right now, our next generation will be doomed for ever.

Tlake: As sad as it is,we all seem to be pleased with wats happn in dis country,our diff ethnicity can't allow d one voice......we r doomed n m kinda gtn tired of hope

Nigerians believe too much in prayers, Prayers without action will never yield any result whatsoever. I guess those guys at the top already see through most Nigerians and they tell y'all to pray for the Nation, Even the pastors and Imam ain't helping. If you want Nigeria to move from this Shiit-hole to something more meaningful, y'all need to change ur mindset and say no to how the country is being run.

Hi, this goes to whoever own a Wrangler Jeep 2005 , i want to know How is the Maintenance like here in Nigeria, and how durable is it on Nigerian Roads.

Also How much can one Get a Wrangler Jeep 2005 in Lagos, Nigeria

Cheers